BRIGHT BLOO CHEEZ WHIZ
By Iza (Iz-I-is) Spencer, with deep purring apologies to Dr
Seuss
“Do you like bright bloo cheez whiz?
I do not like it Iz-I-is. I do not like bright bloo cheez whiz.
Would you like it far or near?
I would not like it far or near. I would not like it in my chair. I do not like bright bloo cheez whiz. I do not like it Iz-I-is.
Would you like it by a moat? Would you like it with a stoat?
I do not like it by a moat. I do not like it with a stoat. I do not like it far or near. I do not like it in my chair. I do not like bright bloo cheez whiz. I do not like it Iz-I-is.
Would you like it by an owl? Would you like it with a fowl?
I do not like it by an owl. I do not like it with a fowl. I do not like it far or
near. I do not like it in my
chair. I do not like bright bloo
cheez whiz. I do not like it
Iz-I-is.
Would you like it by a can? Would you like it with a fan?
Not by a can, not with a fan. Not by an owl, not with a fowl. Not by a moat, not with a stoat. I would not like it far or
near. I do not like it in my
chair. I do not like bright bloo
cheez whiz. I do not like it
Iz-I-is.
Eat it, eat it!
Here it is.
I will not eat it Iz-I-is!
Try it, try it, eat the treat. You may just find it good to eat.
OK, OK, just let me be and I will try it by a tree and by a
moat and with a stoat. And by a
can and with a fan. And by an owl and with a fowl. And here and
there and evrywhere. Over there and
in my hair. Even in my favrit
chair!
Oh my, it’s good!
So good you see, that I will eat it in my chair. And by a moat and with a stoat. And by an owl and with a fowl. And by a can and with a fan. And here and there and evrywhere. Even piled on my hair!
I do so like bright bloo cheez whiz! Thank you. Thank you, Iz-I-is!
