IZA: Why me? I dont wanna be destructive. It jus HAPPENS, ya know?
See, here is an attractive nuisance.
A pile of some stuff just WAITIN ta be falled over! I don't WANNA do it. Im jus there when it gets falled over. NOT my fault.
OK. so I WAS there when it happened. That doesnt prove I caused it...
An yes I did LOOK at the stack of tapes RIGHT after... No crime in THAT, right?
I was as amazeded as anyone when they FELLED RIGHT OVER!
Why blame ME? Jus cuz I was there? I felt a small housequake. Ya heard of those, right? So it wasnt ME. RIGHT?