I love it.
In some areas of the country they call it
STUFFING.
In other areas of the country they call it
DRESSING.
At my house we call it
one of
Nana's Make-You-Fat Foods.
Whatever you call it,
each family has their
own special secret recipe,
often guarded by a
bulldog of a mother-in-law
wonderful cook.
Well, I don't have many secrets so
I am gonna share my own
recipe with you.
Why get fat alone when
you can share the
fat with a few good friends, right?
With this recipe I
do all the messy work the
day before.
The morning of Thanksgiving
I just have to get up,
mix the ingredients together.
and stuff that baby...
or in our case...
that FAT BOY.
Not such a good picture---sorry.
He weighed in at almost
THIRTY POUNDS...
Uh-Huh!
And here is what got stuffed
up his -ahem- behind.
(and in the place where
his poor neck used to be)
So...the day before
I chop about 1-1/2 cups celery.
I cut up a huge onion.
I quarter my own and peel the
quarters- so much easier
to get the skins off that way,
if you've never tried it-
you might want to give it a go.
Then I put the celery and the onion in a
microwave safe bowl with
1/4 cup BUTTER
and nuke microwave them for
about 6 minutes...more or less..
till they are softened.
While they are getting nuked
I brown one pound of sausage
in a pan.
Have you ever used a potato
masher to smash up your meat?
It is the best thing ever...
but it has to be a wire one like
this to work.
I do all my ground meat this way.
Then I chop up a can of
Water Chestnuts and a can
of Mushrooms.
When the meat is browned and
the celery/onion mix is done
I put them, along with the
mushrooms and water chestnuts
in a tupperware container
in the fridge.
The next morning when I am
ready to stuff the
BIG BOY
(the turkey-not MyHero)
I beat two eggs a bit and
add 1 large container
Swanson's Chicken Broth.
I add this to 2 to 3
large bags of stuffing crumbs.
2-1/2 bags makes my own
dressing moist enough
for our family.
(yeah- I really wanted to lie
and be all Martha Stewartish
and say I made my own bread cubes
but...)
Here's what I use.
Then I proceed to stuff
the neck cavity and the
well-you-know-where
area of the turkey.
Can you see he barely fits
in my roaster?
Now because my family
loves dressing I always
make a side pan of it, too.
And...HOW do you get that
TURKEY TASTE into
the side dish
Easy-peasy!
You know those parts nobody
wants?
I stick them on top of
my dressing....cover with tinfoil
and bake away.
MyHero says...
DIANA! You can't post that last picture!
It's disgusting!
I say..
WATCH ME!
(you will notice that I
didn't watermark THAT one)
So, tell me...
What do you stuff
YOUR
Big Boy with?
My "girls" and I will be on our annual
Mother/Daughter Christmas walk today.
They are predicting snow, howling winds
and freezing temps.
Sounds like a good time to me!