Honey Heist - by Grant Howitt
Honey Heist - by Grant Howitt
Honey Heist - by Grant Howitt
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3:16 , and w eirdly polaris.
pag e 1 : fo r ev e ryo n e
Its Honeycon 2017. You are going to undertake
the greatest heist the world has ever seen. Two Things
One: You have a complex plan that requires precise timing.
Two: You are a GODDAMN BEAR.
2 : stats
You have two stats. Each starts with 3 points.
1 : c ha r act e r bear : Use t o ma u l s t u ff, ru n & cl imb , sh r u g o ff
c r e at i o n da ma ge , sca r e pe o pl e , a nd ge ne ra l l y do b e ar s t u ff.
criminal : Use to do anything not directly related to
b eing a b ea r.
Roll 3D6 to determine your descriptor, your role, and your bear type.
DE SCRIPTOR BE A R T Y PE / S K IL L 3 : actions
1: Ro o k ie 1: Grizzly (Terrify) When you act, and the outcome
2: Wa s h ed -U p 2: Polar (Swim) is in doubt, roll a D6. If its equal to
3: Re t ired 3: Panda (Eat anything that looks like bamboo.) or under the relevant stat, you succeed.
4: U n hin g ed 4: Black (Climb)
If its over the stat, you fail.
5: S l ick 5: Sun (Sense Honey) If youre using your bear special-skill
6: I n c ompetent 6: Honey Badger (Carnage) or doing something related to your role,
roll 2 D6 and pick the lowest.
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h o n e yc o n i s b e i n g h e l d i n a:
A s i d e f r o m l o a d s o f h o n e y,
the prize is: