FIST CITY

CREDITS

Written by James Mendez Hodes

Edited by Steve Segedy

Cover art by Jason Morningstar

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When you play, play hard. Theodore Roosevelt

The Score
BOULEVARD OF BROKEN BOARDS

Among suburban Americas rivers and lakes, parking lots and strip
malls exists a secret community of warriors: martial pilgrims, spiritual
leaders, and sublime masters. Bowing to no temporal authority and
disregarding such mortal concerns as effectiveness, authenticity, racism,
or taste, they clash with one another in underground fight clubs, heavily
padded tournament halls, or black-backgrounded forums on the Internet.

Maybe you got into this business because you wanted strength or
toughness or respect. Maybe you watched too much anime, too much
Ultimate Fighting, or too many wuxia films. Maybe you needed a front
for your drug dealership, or maybe you were just lonely. In any case,
theres no backing out now. The gloves are off, or in some cases on,
depending on your style. Ahead of you, the road to hell is paved with
broken bottles, splintered timber, and the curbstomped faces of your
enemies. Right after that its paved with warrants for your arrest. Now
come out and play.

Movie Night

Enter the Dojo, Miami Connection, No More Heroes (video game), Kill Bill, the
Boondocks, Legend of the Liquid Sword, The Last Dragon, JCVD, The Man with
the Iron Fists, Samurai Fiction, Kung Fu Hustle, Bloodsport, the Karate Kid
Relationships...
1 FAMILY
1 Divorced
2 Married to cement alliance between schools
3 Child and relative who took over for absent parent
4 Successful sibling, irresponsible sibling
5 In-laws
6 Parent of child who doesnt know youre their parent

2 CRIME
1 Corrupt neighborhood watch members
2 Paroled ex-convict and dishonorably discharged prison guard
3 Gang leader and traitor from the Scorpions
4 Pusher and addict
5 Uncertified holistic healer and license counterfeiter
6 Crafter and dealer of illegal martial arts equipment

3 WORK
1 Mall security
2 Small-time stunt double and fight choreographer
3 The only two members of a private military company
4 High school fencing and wrestling coaches
5 Biker bar bouncer and upscale nightclub door supervisor
6 Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms & Explosives desk jockeys
4 RELIGION
1 Cult leader and follower
2 Militant evangelist and holiday religionist
3 Partners in violent misinterpretation
4 Reincarnated religious luminary and handler
5 Prophets
6 Defrocked cleric and congregant who exposed their crimes

5 TRAINING PARTNERS
1 Teacher and live-in student
2 Partners in Death Touch fakery
3 Senior and junior student, one trying to seduce the other
4 Instructor and student whos actually better than them
5 Rival stylists secretly collaborating on a new style
6 Injuriously aggressive instructor and lawyer

6 TRAINING RIVALS
1 Same nickname, different teachers
2 Second and third place at the last All-County Kumite
3 Enemy paintball team captains
4 Competing to inherit the dojo when emphysema kills Sensei
5 Practitioners of styles which are knockoffs of one another
6 Minor-promotion pro wrestling rivalry turned real

...IN FIST CITY

Needs...
1 TO GET REVENGE
1 on your one-time bully
2 on the one who pulled the wool over your eyes for so long
3 on that meddling vigilante
4 on the thieves who stole your secrets
5 on the Scorpions
6 on your masters murderer, of course

2 TO WIN
1 the all-county mixed martial arts championship
2 the all-county underground kumite championship
3 control of the Parent-Teacher Association
4 that cute white belts affections
5 membership in the Scorpions
6 the right to call yourself master without everyone laughing

3 TO LOSE
1 the distractions which keep you from fighting effectively
2 the bad habit which keeps getting you knocked out
3 the drug habit which is very quickly killing you
4 the debt you owe to your nemesis
5 so your parents will finally let you quit
6 your reputation as a fraud
4 TO LEARN
1 your rival styles secret technique
2 the source of the Scorpions invincibility
3 how to swing a meteor hammer without killing yourself
4 where the cash is hidden
5 who sponsors the Kumite
6 to unlock the power within you

5 TO Rule
1 the PCP trade with an iron fist
2 the after-school activities pecking order
3 the worldits a mess, at least around here
4 your own damn household for once
5 from beyond the grave
6 Co. B, 13th North Carolina Regiment, Army of Northern Virginia

6 TO DESTROY
1 any drug dealer who will not bow to you
2 the incident report
3 the Ducati 1098 motorcycle belonging to the Scorpion leader
4 yourself as gloriously as possible
5 the evidence of your subterfuge
6 the groin

...IN FIST CITY

Locations...
1 ASIAN MARTIAL ARTS SCHOOLS
1 Screaming Shadow Ninja Academy
2 All-American Karate of America
3 Aikido taught by a medium channeling O-Senseis ghost
4 Martial Falun Dafa
5 Russian Mafia combatives
6 Warrior Pose Yogic Self-Defense

2 WESTERN MARTIAL Arts SCHOOLS

1 Frankish axe techniques reconstructed from an Osprey manual
2 Depressing boxing gym
3 1/128th Cherokee stealth commando techniques
4 Floridian machete fencing
5 Flying Armbar Cage Fighting
6 Weaponized LARP

3 FOOD AND DRINK

1 Bar Fight (dojo by day, dive bar by night)
2 Strip mall Chicken Hut
3 Schulmanns Chinese Noodle Palace
4 One-percenter biker bar
5 Ayurvedic health food store
6 Apple Valley Supermarket sushi bar
4 COMMERCE
1 RhabdoFit Gymnasium
2 Heritage Martial Arts Supply and Zombie Defense Outlet
3 Redbud Pawn Shop
4 Cheap theater which only shows decades-old chop-socky flicks
5 PCP lab hidden in the boarded-up former Versaces Pizza
6 The XXX Card, a strip joint

5 WILDERNESS
1 Neo-pagan druidic circle
2 Survivalist bunker
3 Mud run course condemned by the County Health Board
4 Secret cave behind waterfall downstream from treatment plant
5 Moonlit bamboo forest on the Promise Hill Country Club golf course
6 Abandoned summer camp taken over by the Society for Creative
Anachronism

6 COMMUNITY
1 Neighborhood Watch fortress (formerly the Weatherford house)
2 Lyman C Mills High School gymnasium
3 Family Federation for World Peace and Unification church
4 Masonic Temple
5 Municipal building, police station, courts and City Hall
6 Storefront cult

...IN FIST CITY

Objects...
1 WHISPERS ON THE WIND
1 Id rather be judged by twelve than carried by six
2 Our style is too deadly for competition
3 Eighty per cent of fights go to the ground
4 I hope senpai will notice me
5 But does it work in the octagon?
6 But does it work on the street?

2 WEAPONS
1 Throwing stars, throwing hearts, throwing rainbows
2 Ninja sword with straight blade and square handguard
3 Sai with sharpened points
4 Flying guillotine
5 Creatively modified garden tools
6 Plank with a nail in it

3 SPECIAL TECHNIQUES
1 29 Pressure Points which Cause Cardiac Arrest if Struck in Order
2 Mystical Ninja Hand Symbols
3 Qi Fireball
4 Nut Shot
5 3.228-Inch Punch
6 Throw a Snake at Them
4 GARMENTS
1 Swedish plate armor which the art museum wants back
2 Training uniform composed entirely of patches
3 Ill-fitting youth category striped purple belt
4 Sexy ninja costume from Halloween City
5 Buddhist monk robes
6 Orange-and-purple camo fatigues

5 TRAINING REGIMENS
1 Sit under a waterfall during your lunch break
2 Tantric BDSM for qi development
3 24/7 stalking and ambushes by the teachers prison buddies
4 Punch cars in the parking lot outside a rival dojo
5 $300/hour Skype lessons from Ethan Shepesky
6 Smartphone app thats like Tinder, but for fighting

6 ARTIFACTS
1 Golden panda
2 Certificate of authenticity, price tag still attached
3 Matching Chinese character tattoos, meanings forgotten
4 Wu-Tang Clan fanfiction novella
5 Towering plastic rhythmic gym-kata trophy
6 Disputed 6th (explosions) & 7th (food) chapters of the Book of Five
Rings

...IN FIST CITY

A quivering palm
Insta-setup
Relationships in fist city

For three players

**Work: Mall security

**Religion: Cult leader and follower

**Training partners: Senior and junior student, one trying to

seduce the other

For four players, add

**Rivals: Second and third place at the last All-County Kumite

For five players, add

**Family: Successful sibling, irresponsible sibling

Needs in fist city

For three players

**To Get Revenge: on your masters murderer, of course

For four or five players, add

**To Win: membership in the Scorpions

Locations in fist city

For three, four or five players

**Food & Drink: Bar Fight (dojo by day, dive bar by night)

Objects in fist city

For three or four players

**Training Regimens: Punch cars in the parking lot outside a

rival dojo

For five players, add

**Garments: Training uniform composed entirely of patches

Optional RUle
Stunt Dice, Pyrite Panda Style

This variant was first suggested by Jenn Steen and is included in the
Fiasco Companion. The idea here is to apply a little extra structure to
certain Act One and Act Two dice. These dice suggest not only positive
or negative outcomes, but also specific attributes for the scenes in which
they are invoked. Confused yet? Hold on.

Lets say youre in a four-player game. Instead of eight white and eight
black dice, youve got six white, six black, two golden panda and two
shadow panda dice (of course you can also vary the number of panda dice
to taste). A panda die is a positive or negative scene outcome as usual, but
when it is chosen the player whose scene it is immediately initiates some
special effect. In addition to the various SFX in the Fiasco Companion and
the Quest for the Golden Panda playset, I suggest this variant for Fist City:

When a golden panda die is chosen, the scene character successfully

executes a technique which normally never works. Your death
touch actually kills the mugger, you hit the bullseye blindfolded, or
you actually bow at the appropriate height to the visiting Japanese
businessman.

When a shadow panda die is chosen, the scene character catastrophically

fails to execute a technique which otherwise always works. Your
opponent ducks your signature spinning hook kick, your most reliable
pick-up line gets a drink thrown in your face, or the katana which you
swear you found stuck in a decommissioned tank snaps on impact.
MARTIAL ARTS GLOSSARY
of the devil
The Book of Five Rings is a fencing manual by the autodidactic
polymath Miyamoto Musashi (1584-1685). His blunt and pithy prose,
bizarre personal habits, and unorthodox fighting style have inspired
hundreds of years of martial artists who think they dont need real
teachers or baths to become epic heroes.

Death Touch is a legendary Chinese boxing technique which focuses

energy (physical, mystical, or both) into a strike to a vital point such
as an artery, inflicting either instant or delayed (but certain) death. Of
course I know how to do it, but I cant demonstrate it because then Id
have to kill you.

Falun Dafa is a system of oversimplified traditional Chinese meditative

q development plus moral philosophy. The Chinese Communist Party
ruthlessly persecutes Falun Dafa, seeing it as an insurrectionist cult.
Theyre annoying, sure, but that doesnt mean you oughta torture them.

Originally a karate term referring to various types of sparring, the

Kumite referenced here is an illegal underground fighting circuit so
lethal and so secret that no one can verify the truth of your claims that
you won it.

O-Sensei, literally Great Teacher, is the appellation of Ueshiba Morihei

(1883-1969), a Japanese aristocrat who created the pacifist martial art of
aikido after a religious revelation. As O-Sensei aged, survived adventure
after ill-advised adventure, and grew more and more notoriously
invulnerable to any form of attack, his teachings became softer, more
esoteric, and more inexplicable to anyone other than O-Sensei himself.

Qi literally means breath, the Chinese cognate of the Sanskrit term

prana, pronounced ki in Japanese or gi in Korean. Video game or
anime characters or actual ninjas who appear to be throwing colors at
each other are projecting this energy, which (depending on whom you
ask) refers to anything from an abstract model of the way kinetic energy
moves through the human body to the soul of the universe.

Senpai is a Japanese term for a student who is your senior. Especially

a sexy one.

Ethan Shepesky is an American martial artist largely responsible for

the twentieth-century pop-culture ninja boom (and all those Oriental
RPG supplements your parents threw out when you went to college).
Dishonorably discharged from the Japanese martial art which trained
him, Shepesky has founded his own ninja style and his own sect of
Buddhism.