E.F.F.L.

WEEK 3 PREVIEW​ ​: Somebody

Welcome back folks and happy week three in the NFL and the E.F.F.L. First off, what a tough
week. Week one brought so much excitement, jubilance, and hope many needed after a very long
off season just for week two to come in and ruin it all for many fantasy football owners. Week
two delivered a plethora of injuries that now has many teams rushing to the waiver wire like its
black Friday. The main thing to remember here is that the season is far from over and everyone
still has a chance to find a spot in the playoff race. With that being said, lets a closer look and
review of what exactly happened in the week two matchups of the E.F.F.L. For starters, the game
of the week was another absolute blowout as $$$ Primetime picked up his first win of the year
178.9-104.0 over The Kekambas snapping team owner Jacob Droste back into reality. Papa
Mully’s team came back to life without the help of his first round draft pick Davante Adams
killing the so called Mully Killas 173-139.5 bringing both teams to (1-1) leaving owner Chase
Schmittou (0-1) against Mullys this season. Comeback Kid should change their name to
backshots as Tune Squad bukkaked all over Chris “Tennessee” Byrd 216-186.5 bringing Kvans
to (2-0) and Tennessee to (0-2) on the year. The champ champ Marathon Continues once again
took another L to so called brother and best friend No Ships Micheal Jimenez in a 174-162 battle
off the back of Arron Jones’s 47 points as Mikey continues to dominate Jeremiah in fantasy
football bringing both teams to (1-1). Rumors have been circulating that Will Fuller literally still
hasn't been seen since the season opener, someone call the cops already yikes. The Return of
Jeff Fisher took another heartbreaking loss to The Untouchables 170-165.4* (should be 167.4) as
The Untouchables gets their revenge in this lackluster rivalry. The Untouchables are now the
team to beat as the (2-0) team holds sole position of first place in the AFC as ROJF falls to (0-2)
with the closest margin of loss back to back weeks. The best way to explain the final matchup
between the now (2-0) Chicago Bears like 8 Ball team and the (0-2) Beckham Buttcheeks is to
look at this video. ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqv48MwEbaQ​ I mean you truly and I
mean truly hate to see it. 8 Ball hawks The Beckham Buttcheeks in a close one 156.5-152.5. If it
couldn't get any worse for your favorite fantasy football handicap, I went (3-3) in my picks
bringing my season total to (7-5) on the year. Aye, I'm still in the green and I lovvvveeee the
board this week so don't give up on me yet. Lets not get ahead of ourselves though as I have a
couple more things to touch before our week three matchups. Starting now, I will be awarding
three awards weekly to players and members in the E.F.F.L. These awards are a prestigious
honor that will give more insight to what exactly went down in the league this year. The awards
are as follows: Player of the week, team owner of the week, and the dunce of the week presented
by Cracked Asshole ™ . So let's begin, Player of the week goes undoubtedly to Aaron Jones as
he dropped 47 points on the horrible Detroit Lions. Without Aaron’s production No Ships would
have stood no chance. Team owner of the week is a hard one to give out in week two because no
one really made a game changing lineup move that won them the game. However, No Ships did
make the right call picking up Devonta Freeman as he just got signed to the New York football
team Giants while still in week two. Finally, the dunce of the week award presented by our
favorite sponsor Cracked Asshole ™ goes out to team owner Brian Mullinax as he sat Devante
Parker over Parris Campbell (R.I.P.). I mean you could have gotten off your couch to go grab a
beer, come back, and see that Parris Campbell (R.I.P.) is already getting carted off. With the
awards now given out and with week 2 wrapped up, let's jump into week 3 baby.

MATCH #1
Mully Killas (1-1) VS The Kekambas (1-1)

Our first matchup of the week once again previews the Mully Killas in a matchup now with the
Kekambas. This matchup would be moved down lower in the card if these two teams did not
absolutely shit the bed last week. To the Mully killas defense, both stars George Kittle and
 Micheal Thomas did not play in week two as they were injured in week one. Chase will need
both his questionable stars back in his lineup if he wants to go above 500. this week. The
kekambas look to bounce back after a horrible week two outing with the hopes of having Kenny
Golladay back in his lineup. I think this matchup is going to be closer than what the experts have
it at now, but I'm still going to be a sucker and pick the favorite,Mully Killas, bringing him to
(2-1) on the season.

MATCH #2
PAPA MULLY (1-1) VS The Return of Jeff Fisher (0-2)**

It was hard not to make this game a marquee matchup or game of the week but quite frankly
ROJF just hasn't produced. Papa Mully looks to start the season off right at (2-1) against his
favorite son Brian Mullinax in this classic father/son matchup. Last year these guys only faced
once as Papa Mully defeated ROJF despite having arguably one of the worst drafts of all time.
Order for Papa Mully to repeat history he will be looking for Joe Mixon to beat his way into
more points as he has looked sub-par these last two weeks. Also, Papa Mully needs Davante
Adams on the field to stand any chance of obtaining victory in week three. For ROJF to pick up
his first win of the season he needs somebody not to get carted off three minutes into the game.
With the greatest fantasy football player in the last three seasons now on the shelf with a high
ankle sprain for 4-6 weeks, Brian Mullinax looks to fire up his bench and a couple prayers
hoping to steal this week three W. The experts have Papa Mully winning this one big as I do not.
 With a chip and God on his shoulder Im picking ROJF to squeeze and I mean Squeeze out a
victory in this one for his first win bringing him to (1-2)**

MATCH #3
8 Ball (2-0) vs No ships (1-1)

Match 3 brings us to another arguable game of the week as the undefeated 8 ball team takes on
the (1-1) No ships squad. We saw the Beckham Buttcheeks get D.P.’D by the Mullinax twins the
last two weeks but now it's time for Mikey to come in and sweep the board against them. No
Ships is coming off a great week but suffered a season ending injury to Cortland Sutton hurting
his chances here. No Ships is looking for another big performance out of Aaron jones and
Deandre Hopkins in order to seal the victory. For 8 ball, he needs big truzz out of his first round
draft pick and former NFL MVP Lamar Jackson to have any chance of staying undefeated. 8
Ball also was apart of a trade with The Beckham Bunch Tuesday which helped him secure
another Raven, Mark Andrews. If the Triple stack fails, this will be a predominant moment to
look back on later in the season. With the best two teams in football facing off Monday night I
see Lamar and Hollywood Brown going off in a high scoring game securing the win and upset as
Im going against the experts and picking 8 Ball to remain undefeated as No Ships falls to (1-2)
 MARQUEE MATCHUP
The Untouchables (2-0) vs $$$ Primetime (1-1)

Our first marquee matchup of the week is another family affair in the battle of two brothers
between the undefeated Untouchables and (1-1) $$$ Primetime. This Matchup two weeks ago
did not look as interesting until last week when Primetime popped off for 178.9 points in a great
bounce back win. Primetime is going to need another big performance out of his RB group order
to steal a win against his brother in this one. For The Untouchables, Julian Edleman who now
apparently is way better without Tom Brady needs to have another great performance to help
Matt Gibson stay undefeated. With favorable matchups, it's another upset alert for me here as I
have primetime ending the short Undefeated streak of The Untouchables bringing both teams to
(2-1) on the year.
 MARQUEE MATCHUP #2

Comeback Kid (0-2) vs The Beckham Bunch (0-2)

Let the battle of the (0-2) teams commence! I mean wow what a tough tough start for both of
these teams this season. First Comeback kid taking a horrible L to rival Jacob Mullinax in week
one followed up by a 186.5-216 loss has too hurt. The Beckham Bunch has had woes of their
own getting swept by the Mullinax Twins and also losing first round pick Saquon Barkley
(R.I.P.) in week two. Listen this is a must win for both teams simply put. You can't start a season
off (0-3) you just can't do it. It's very unlikely Byrds team performs like it did last week but at
least he now knows his team has some hope. Adam who has now failed me twice needs a victory
without Saquon for his mentals as there are rumors circulating he just quote “Can’t take it
anymore”. Tuesday night, The Beckham Bunch looked to make a trade that would help him
secure his first win by adding Melvin Gordon to his lineup. The cost of this trade was his
premiere second round pick Mark Andrews, who will be playing Monday Night in what looks to
be a shootout. Adam here looking to help his team in the long run as Rbs shares right now are of
high demand. Would I be an Idiot taking Adam for a third straight week? Yes. Am I still going
to do it? Yes. I have The Beckham Bunch pulling his first win out of his ass in this week three
matchup agreeing with the experts in this one bringing Byrd to the only winless team left at
(0-3).
 ***GAME OF THE WEEK***
Tune Squad (2-0) vs The Marathon Continues (1-1)

Man am I pumped up for this Game of the week as it pits the Undefeated known simp Tune
Squad vs The Marathon Continues. For starters the line of this game is even, I mean the experts
don't even know who to choose. So much preseason and In-season chater has gone on between
these two owners as it seems this is a prove yourself game for Tune Squad. The last couple years,
Tune squad has had a solid squad but just can't seem to get over the hump with a couple of first
round exits in the playoffs. This game would be huge for the momentum of Tune squads team as
this win would keep him in first place at (3-0). Order for Tune Squad to show out this weekend
he will need big time performances out of his key players Austin Ekeler and early season MVP
Mr.Unlimmmmited. The Marathon Continues looks to win the mental matchup this week with a
W by proving he won the trade he made earlier in the season with kvans. Order for the comish to
start off (2-1) he needs not produce another goose egg in his lineup. Also maybe a bounce back
week performance out of players Darius Slayton and the Newly Acquired Logan Thomas. This
Matchup will be a shootout as both teams know how to produce points. I expect a Marathon
Continues Win off the back of #5 kicker Rodrigo Blankenship and Deshaun Watson bringing
both teams to (2-1).