113 The Hex Games
113 The Hex Games
113 The Hex Games
RECORDING SCRIPT
(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)
#113
Written By:
Tim O’Rourke
First Draft:
10/12/00
Second Draft:
10/26/00
Third Draft:
10/31/00
Fourth Draft:
11/15/00
Final Draft:
11/20/00
FADE IN:
1 KIDS
(GREAT TIME WALLA)
PUSH IN ON:
FRANCIS, the Bully, in full skate gear, leaps off the lip of the big ramp,
and rolls down at breakneck speed.
3 FRANCIS
WHOOOOAAAAH!
The camera follows as he skates down, then rockets up, up, up through
the clouds. Gone.
CUT TO:
4 ASTRONAUT
Houston? We have a problem. Over.
CUT TO:
TIMMY - with COSMO AND WANDA - is hidden in the bushes. They’re all
looking up at Francis’ ascent.
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5 TIMMY
And that’s why I’m scared of the big ramp.
6 WANDA
So you and your friends pay to fall on your face
at the skateboard park?
7 TIMMY
Pretty much.
8 CHESTER (O.S.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
9 TIMMY
Someone’s coming! Quick! I wish you guys
were my skateboard gear!
10 COSMO
Wow! His whole face hit at the same time! He
must be really good!
AJ enters as Chester pries his face off the ground -- his BRACES and
TEETH are totally MANGLED.
11 AJ
Does your orthodontist buy you tickets for this
place?
12 CHESTER
Yeah, why?
13 CHESTER
Darn it!
14 TIMMY
Alright, you guys... watch and learn.
15 AJ
I like to learn!
CUT TO:
Timmy stands at the top and leaps onto the Wanda skateboard. The
camera follows him as he kicks some ass on the ramp.
16 TIMMY
Wow! I’ve never been this good before!
17 WANDA
Sweetie, you’ve never had magic skate gear
before!
Timmy does a complete flip in the air. No matter what he does, the
Wanda board stays under his feet, delivering him safely back to Earth.
CUT TO:
18 AJ
Wow, look at Timmy roll nimbly back and forth!
I mean...
(pulls out and reads from a skate
lingo book)
...shred!
CUT TO:
19 TIMMY
Hey, I can see my house from here!
20 COSMO
I can see your friend’s big, dopey braces from
here!
CUT TO:
21 TIMMY
Beat that!
22 CHESTER
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Chester IMMEDIATELY flips off his board, slamming his face into the
ground. Again. AJ’s CELL PHONE rings.
23 AJ
Hello? (TO CHESTER)
25 AJ
(to Chester) It’s your dentist.
Suddenly, VICKY flies into the scene -- wearing a helmet with a Queen’s
crown on it. She bounces off Timmy, Chester and AJ’s helmeted
heads...
27 VICKY
That’s a little trick I call scrunchin’ the
munchkins!
28 TIMMY
Hey! Just because you’re the best skater here,
doesn’t mean you get to bounce off our heads!
29 VICKY
Actually, twerp, it makes me queen of the
skate-park! And as Queen, I decree...
30 VICKY
“You must be at least this tall to ride this
ramp.”
31 TIMMY
That’s not fair!
32 VICKY
So? What are you gonna do about it?
33 TIMMY
I challenge you to a skateboarding contest!
Tomorrow! And whoever wins gets to be the
new queen!
34 CHESTER
King.
35 TIMMY
Good catch.
36 VICKY
Deal! But tomorrow, when I kick your butt on
all three ramps, you and every other punk
under 16 is banished from the skate-park for
good!
37 VICKY
See ya on the big ramp, squirt! Hey, can I see
your skate gear for a sec?
Vicky grabs the Wanda skateboard and Cosmo helmet and jumps on
them, breaking them into pieces. She backs over the rubble with a
CAR, then rolls over them with a STEAMROLLER.
39 VICKY
Aw... My bad. Which is my good!
40 AJ
Oh wow. She destroyed your accoutrements! I
mean...
(pulls out skate lingo book)
...gear!
41 CHESTER
Where are you gonna get another groaning
board and helmet?
DISSOLVE TO:
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42 COSMO
You’re gonna have to skate the big ramp?
Aren’t you scared, Timmy?
43 TIMMY
A little, but with you guys helping me, I’ve got
nothing to worry about!
45 TIMMY
Oh, no. Not the group “Uh...” That’s usually
followed by bad news like...
DA RULES appear.
46 WANDA
Uh... cording to the rules, we can’t help you
win a contest, Timmy. That’d be cheating.
47 COSMO
We can help you show off! But for fun, not
profit!
48 TIMMY
I never would have challenged Vicky if I had
known that! All the kids are counting on me! I
still have a shot though, right?
49 COSMO
Uh... actually, you’re pretty uncoordinated.
50 TIMMY
I am not!
51 TIMMY
OOF! Oh, man. I’m doomed.
52 COSMO
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53 CHESTER
Timmy, what you need is some sort of death
defying trick all your own!
54 AJ
You need...
55 AJ
This! It combines a 1400 degree turn with four
aerial flips. I call it “The 1400 degree and four
aerial flippy trick”!
56 CHESTER
Yeah, that rolls off the tongue, Poindexter.
What about calling it “The Timmy Tuck?”
The weight of the drawing and the easel tips Chester over. He smashes
his braces on the ground - again.
57 CHESTER
Darn it!
58 TIMMY
Call it impossible! I can’t do this!
CUT TO:
59 VICKY
But I can! I can’t wait to totally steal that trick
and make it mine! It’s good to be the Queen!
DISSOLVE TO:
60 TIMMY
Waaaa! Ooof!
61 WANDA
(To Cosmo) He’s not good, is he?
62 COSMO
Nope. But this garbage rocks!
63 TIMMY
AAA!
Wanda makes it a MATTRESS. Just in time. They poof into FAIRY FORM.
64 COSMO
Sorry.
65 TIMMY
I’ll never get good enough in time to do that
trick!! I know you guys can’t help me cheat but
can’t you train me? Some place I can get real
good, real fast?
DISSOLVE TO:
66 TIMMY
WOO HOO!!! Zero gravity is perfect for
practicing spins!
67 ASTRONAUT
Houston? We have another problem. Over.
68 HOUSTON (OS.)
It’s always problem, problem, problem with you
guys. Don’t you ever call to just say hi? Over.
Timmy ramps off the crater and flies into space. Francis floats by on his
skateboard, still holding his breath.
DISSOLVE TO:
Timmy skates nimbly through the tangled terrain. Cosmo rides his
shoulders, like Yoda. Wanda floats near.
69 TIMMY
Skating in the jungle is a great way to learn
how to swerve!
70 COSMO
(ALA YODA) Learn to skate in difficult
environments you must.
71 COSMO
And scared of Gorillas am I!
Cosmo smacks into a branch. A gorilla grabs him. We PAN back to see
a JANE GOODALL TYPE taking notes as a Gorilla starts whacking Cosmo
against a tree.
73 COSMO (O.S.)
OW! MUCH PAIN I AM IN!!!
DISSOLVE TO:
74 TIMMY
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Timmy loses control and plows into the sand. The MOUND OF SAND
that is Timmy continues to grow as it moves forward. The mound
finally stops at the foot of an ARCHEOLOGIST. He un-buries Timmy and
pokes his body with a little shovel.
75 ARCHIOLOGIST
Heavens! This specimen is perfectly
preserved!
76 TIMMY
(re: His body)
Do you mind? I’m still using this.
77 ARCHIOLOGIST
AAAAAAAAAAA! The Mummy’s curse!
Timmy sits on the dirt. Cosmo and Wanda poof into frame.
78 TIMMY
Aw man, I’m still beefing it on the simplest of
tricks.
79 WANDA
Don’t worry, Timmy. Win or lose, your friends
will still love you.
80 TIMMY
Really?
CUT TO:
81 CHESTER
Timmy better win or we’re not gonna love him
anymore.
83 WANDA
With color commentary, I’m the pink one.
84 COSMO
And I’m the green one.
86 WANDA (O.S.)
Today’s the big match between evil, 16 year-
old baby-sitter/skate-punk, Vicky.
87 COSMO (O.S.)
And Timmy!
88 COSMO (CONT’D)
Wait...WHERE IS TIMMY?!
89 VICKY
Ha! I knew it! I knew he’d punk out! I win by
default! And you know what THAT means!
90 WANDA
Where could he be?
CUT TO:
Timmy holds his skateboard and helmet and looks sadly at the park
below.
91 TIMMY
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92 VICKY (O.S.)
Awright, twerps! Line up!
93 TIMMY
Huh?
Timmy looks and sees Vicky, making a LINE OF KIDS hand over their
gear. ONE KID hands her his board and helmet.
94 VICKY
Say bye-bye!
ON TIMMY
CUT TO:
95 TIMMY (O.S.)
Not so fast, Vicky!
96 TIMMY
You want to win, you’re going to have to it the
old fashioned way! By being better than me!
98 CROWD
(CHEERS)
99 AJ
Good luck, Timmy!
100 TIMMY
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101 CHESTER
Yeah! Just remember, it’s not whether you win
or lose, it’s win or we don’t ever get to come
back here again.
CUT TO:
102 VICKY
Break a leg, twerp!
103 TIMMY
Thanks, Vicky!
104 VICKY
No, really. I mean break a leg.
Timmy leaps on his board and hits the small ramp. He does a series of
spins and tricks... but this ramp is his size and his arena, so he’s pretty
good. He skates into the air, off the ramp and lands on the ground.
105 CROWD
(CHEERS)
106 VICKY
Yeah? Well, watch this!
Vicky leaps into the small ramp and... because it’s a small ramp, she
has no space to move. She sticks in it like a cork in a wine bottle.
107 CROWD
(LAUGHS)
DISSOLVE TO:
Vicky spins a few times in the air and then lands like a ballerina, right
in front of Timmy.
109 VICKY
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Timmy climbs to the top of the ramp and starts to roll down.
ON THE RAMP - A line of “don’t back up” spikes pop out, shredding all
four of Timmy’s tires. He slowly screeches to a halt at the bottom of
the ramp.
DISSOLVE TO:
112 COSMO
The... Super, Colossal, Gigantic, Freakishly
large... Ramp of Death!
113 AJ
Don’t worry, Timmy! Just do the Timmy Tuck
and you’ll be the new queen!
114 TIMMY
King.
115 CHESTER
Whatever.
116 VICKY
I, Vicky, am about to do the totally
original...and completely mine trick... “The
Vicky Tuck!”
117 TIMMY
What?!
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118 CHESTER
She stole your trick! This calls for some
dramatic background music!
ON VICKY - Who leaps onto her board. The camera follows her as she
skates down the ramp. She flies into the air. But as she tries the trick,
something goes wrong. She starts spinning wildly out of control.
119 VICKY
AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! OOOOOF!!!
The skateboard flies off and explodes in the distance. Vicky lands face
first.
120 WANDA
Ooo. That’s gotta hurt.
121 COSMO
One would hope!
122 WANDA
Now all Timmy has to do is survive the big
ramp and he wins!
CUT TO:
123 TIMMY
Oh no... the big ramp... I can’t do it! I won’t!
I...
ON CROWD OF KIDS
124 CROWD
Timmy! Timmy! Timmy!
125 TIMMY
(to crowd)
ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!
(to self)
Well... it’s been nice knowing me.
127 TIMMY
... ramping down the pyramids...
128 TIMMY
...skating in the jungle... I can do this... I can
do this...
ON VICKY
129 VICKY
He’s gonna do it! Unless...
A series of explosions hit the ramp... and a big slice of the middle drops
out!
130 TIMMY
Oh no! I’m doomed!
ON CHESTER AND AJ
131 AJ
Wow she’s totally cheating! I mean...(reads
dictionary)...cheating.
132 CHESTER
Not if I can help it!
133 TIMMY
And now for some zero gravity spins!
136 TIMMY
FOUR!
Timmy lands with amazing precision, right next to Chester and AJ. AJ
holds his sketch pad.
138 TIMMY
And THAT’S why it’s called the Timmy Tuck!
139 VICKY
No way, Twerp! How could you do that when I
couldn’t?
140 AJ
Because Timmy’s small and nice. You’re tall
and weighted down with too much evil, which
threw off your balance!
141 VICKY
That’s super... (To Timmy) You’ll be going now.
142 TIMMY
Oh no! I won! I’m the Queen now!
143 AJ
King.
144 TIMMY
Right! Give me the crown!
145 VICKY
You want this crown? You've got a better
chance of some loser, twelve year old, wastoid
kid falling from the sky and plowing me into the
ground!!!
WIDE SHOT -- Francis flies in, glowing red from friction. He plows her
into the ground. From a smoking crater, Vicky holds out her helmet.
148 CROWD
(CHEERS)
149 TIMMY
Thank you! And as the new Queen of the
skate-park, I decree...
150 TIMMY
Let my people skate!
151 CROWD
(CHEERS LOUDLY)
153 CHESTER
You did it, Dude!
154 AJ
You beat Vicky and saved the park!
155 TIMMY
Yeah! And best of all, I did it all by myself! Me!
The most coordinated skater ever!
156 TIMMY
OOOF!
157 COSMO
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Timmy flies into screen, bounces off both their heads and skates off
into the distance.
158 COSMO
And one not so great one.
FADE OUT.