249-250 The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 2: When Nerds Collide

THE FAIRLY
ODDPARENTS
&
THE ADVENTURES OF
JIMMY NEUTRON, BOY
GENIUS
“The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour
2: When Nerds Collide”
Story by:
Gene Grillo, Steve Marmel, Jed Spingarn and Jack Thomas
Written by:
Gene Grillo and Steve Marmel
As Broadcast Script: 9.8.05
C2005 Nickelodeon Animation Studios, Inc.

The Fairly OddParents: “The Jimmy/Timmy Power Hour 2” As Broadcast Script 9.8.05 2
JIMMY
On my mark, Carl. Walk under the ladder
- now!
SHEEN
Lookin' good, Jimmy! No bad luck so far!
CARL
AGHHHHHHHHHH! My skin smells funny.
CINDY
See Neutron? Your idea to have a "Friday
the 13th Dance" is already jinxing us.
What were you thinking?
JIMMY
Tonight's dance'll prove that "bad luck" is
just a silly superstition. That lightning
was just a coincidence.
<SFX: CRASH!>
CARL
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
LIBBY
Sheen, why is this step a different color
than the others?
SHEEN
Oh, that one was broken, so I fixed it
using one of Jimmy's old lightning rods--
<SFX: CRASH!>
CARL
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
CARL (cont'd)
(moan)
LIBBY
C'mon, Carl. Let's take you to the nurse.
It's a lot safer there!
JIMMY
(Nervous)
Uh, you know, Cindy - everyone's gonna
be taking (gulps) dates...to this dance.
CINDY
(giggle)
Oh! Right. Heh heh. Funny you mention
that. I kinda of wanted to ask you
something.
JIMMY
Really? Me too! I mean I...
JIMMY (cont'd)
It's a priority alarm!
JIMMY (O.S.) (cont'd)

Someone's robbing the Retroville Bank.
It's Professor Calamitous!
CALAMITOUS
<<laughs>>
CINDY
Neutron!
JIMMY
Sorry, Cindy - this is more important!
CINDY
(Shouting after him)
Oh! Fine! It's not like I wanted to ask you
to the dance or anything! You hear me?
You may think you're the smartest kid in
the entire universe, but I can do much,
much better!
CROCKER
Turner! You have got to be the dumbest
kid in the entire universe! Who the heck
would come to a dance on Friday the
13th? It's all about bad luck!
TIMMY
It was the only day I had free.
CROCKER
Ha ha! Friday the 13th is my birthday.

Who would come to your dance when
they'll all be coming to the surprise
birthday party you've been planning and
cleverly hiding from me? All the ladies in
this universe will be at my party; good
luck finding a date! Hee hee. DATE!
TIMMY
"Date"? Oh my gosh! I was so busy
decorating I forgot to get a date for the
dance!
TIMMY (cont'd)
Oh man, Crocker's right! No girl in this
universe would date me!
GIRL
Oh my gosh! It's that boy who talks to
inanimate objects. Just smile and back
away slowly!
TIMMY
Wait a minute: Girl in THIS universe...
(lines 26-28 are from Jimmy/Timmy 1)
CINDY
HAHAHAAH! You're so smart!
CINDY (cont'd)
You're so funny!
CINDY (cont'd)
I'll never forget you, Timmy Turner.
Never!
TIMMY
Duh! I can't believe I forgot her! I've
gotta be the dumbest kid in the universe!
(to Cosmo and Wanda)
Good thing Cindy Vortex doesn't know
that! Guys! Pack your bags! We're going
to Retroville!
<MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYS.>

COSMO
Ready when you are, amigos! Oh, Wait.
That's Mexico.
ANTI-COSMO
Oh, the shame of it. My fellow Anti-Fairies
imprisoned on this: Our most hallowed day.
Friday the 13th.
ANTI-COSMO (cont'd)
Chin up, my beloved Anti-Wanda! Your
savior, Anti-Cosmo, will have you all free
presently!
ANTI-WANDA
Hear that, Warden? We're breakin' out of
here and t'aint nothin' you can do about
it!
JORGEN
Nobody is breaking out! You anti-fairies
are always being chaotic! Always trying
to break Da Rules!
(seeing Anti-Cosmo)
You -- prepare to join your friends in the
anti-fairy hoosegow!
ANTI-COSMO
Never!
JORGEN
AHH! Spilled salt! Oh that is very bad
luck!
JORGEN (cont'd)
(Impact grunt)
ANTI-COSMO
I shall return, my dim beloved. This I
swear!
JORGEN
Ha ha ha! Dream on!
JORGEN (cont'd)
I will buff up my security system! I will
take away your ability to be invisible on
Earth! And I will make this prison

impregnable to anyone in Fairyworld. Or
Dimmsdale! Or this universe!
ANTI-COSMO
"This universe"? Hmmm...Could this mean
there are other universes?
(to camera)
Oh, splendid! I smell a loophole! I smell
a loophole! Ha ha ha!
CALAMITOUS
Working with a partner was my best idea
ever, Dr. Moist. I'm so glad we met at the
Evil Scientist Expo.
DR. MOIST
Yes! Between your robot suit and my
paralyzing operatic high notes, that bank
never knew what hit it!
CALAMITOUS
Ah! You fool! You weren't watching the
Neutron detector! Friendship over!
DR. MOIST
(operatic high note)
JIMMY
So I see you managed to escape the
force field I trapped you in back in the
Cretaceous Period!
CALAMITOUS
Yes! And I had a long time to
contemplate my revenge, Neutron!
JIMMY
Get a life.
CALAMITOUS
Ah!
JIMMY
(Impact grunt)
CALAMITOUS
Who needs a partner! I'm going to finish

you off all on my own!
JIMMY
Not if I can stick you with an anti-gravity
disc first!
CALAMITOUS
Wha...no!
(As he rises)
I'll get you, Neutroooooooon!
JIMMY
Well, that's done. Now to get back to
Cindy.
SHEEN
Jimmy! We came to help you fight
Professor Calamitous!
CARL
Yeah, the doctor says I'm okay. The
electricity passed harmlessly through my
spine.
JIMMY
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to ask
Cindy something.
CARL/SHEEN
No problem. / Whatever, Homes.
TIMMY
We made it! We're in Retroville!
WANDA
Oh, dear! This universe makes my hips
look fat!
COSMO
What universe doesn't?
TIMMY
(To Cosmo & Wanda)
It's Neutron! Disguise yourselves!
JIMMY
Timmy? Timmy Turner! How did you get

back into our dimension?
TIMMY
Oh, hey! Well I, er...used my techno
geektoid wristwatch to...warp here and
stuff.
COSMO
(as watch)
Hola, Fudgehead!
(being smothered)
Mmp!
CARL & SHEEN

Small-headed Jimmy!!
JIMMY
Guys, his name's Timmy!
CARL & SHEEN

(A beat, then...)
Small headed Timmy!
SHEEN
What up, small headster?
CARL
How are ya, big teethster!
TIMMY
Hey! I bet you guys know where Cindy
lives.
JIMMY
Cindy? W...w....what do you want with
Cindy?
TIMMY
Oh, I'm here to ask her to my Friday the
13th dance tonight.
JIMMY
Your Friday the 13th Dance?
CARL
We can show you!
SHEEN
But only if you promise to get us there in
an unsafe and irresponsible fashion.
TIMMY
Well, I uh...wish I could do that. Maybe if
I go behind this tree...
TIMMY (cont'd)
(To Jimmy)
Later, dude.
CARL, SHEEN
WHOOAA!!!
JIMMY
Cindy would never go to a dance with a
lunkhead like Timmy. Unless he fooled
her into thinking he's really smart and
really funny.
(lines 85 and 86 are from Jimmy/Timmy 1)
CINDY
HAHAHAAH! You're so smart!
CINDY (cont'd)
HAHAHAHA!! You're so funny!
JIMMY
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
CINDY
(angry, mid-story)
...then Neutron just flies off leaving me
there! Not that I wanted to go to the
dance with him!
LIBBY
Well, who are you going with? You think a
date's just gonna come crashing through
the ceiling?
TIMMY, CARL & SHEEN

YEOOWW!!
TIMMY
Hi! Remember me?
LIBBY
I must use this power for good!
CINDY
Timmy Turner!? Ha! Of course! How
could I forget someone with your charm
and mental acumen?!
TIMMY
Heh heh. You still talk funny.
CARL
Awesome ride, Timmy!
SHEEN
(groggy)
Yeah! I got hit in the head. But, okay me
am I think now.
TIMMY
Uh, guys - could you give me a second? I
need to ask Cindy something very
important.
CINDY
You came all the way from your universe
just to ask me something? Now that's
what I call panache!
COSMO
Ah! They DO speak Spanish here!
WANDA
Silencio, estupido!
TIMMY
So, uh, here goes. Cindy, would you like
to --
JIMMY (O.S.)
WAIT!!
JIMMY (cont'd)
Cindy - before you say anything, there's
something you have to know about
Timmy!
TIMMY
(sotto, to Jimmy)
Back off, Fudgehead. You're cramping
my style.
JIMMY
Sorry, Timmy. But, somebody's got to tell
her you're not a genius!
CINDY
What? Oh, of course he is. How do you
think he got here - magic?
COSMO AND WANDA

Magic? Oh, ha ha ha!
JIMMY
Cindy, he's just pretending he's a genius
is so you'll go to his Friday the 13th
dance with him tonight.
CINDY
(gasp) Timmy, that's so flattering!
TIMMY
Really? Well, er...my humongous, genius
brain figured you'd feel that way.
JIMMY
Cindy - this is all an incredible
confabulation...!
TIMMY
I've had enough of you, Mr. Big Word
Using Guy! You heard the lady - I am so a
genius!
JIMMY
Oh, yeah? Prove it!
JIMMY (cont'd)
Ahhh!
TIMMY
There! How do you like my quantum
boxing glove gadget thing...that I just
invented!
JIMMY
(livid)
That's it, tiny brain! It's go time!
TIMMY
Oh yeah? Bring it on!
SHEEN
Nerd fight! NERD FIGHT!!
CINDY
Wow. Timmy's amazing! He invents stuff
so fast, you can't even see him do it!
LIBBY
Cindy - are you really gonna let those two
guys fight over you?
CINDY
Um, hee hee. I thought I might.
LIBBY
Girl, you are my hero!
JIMMY
Okay, Turner - if you're a genius, try to
counteract my Freeze Ray!
TIMMY
Ha!
COSMO/WANDA
(teeth chattering)
SHEEN
Yay, Small-headed Timmy!
CARL
Oh, but we still like you too, Big-headed
Jimmy.
TIMMY
Now, face the power of my...
(sotto to Cosmo & Wanda)
I wish I had a burp cannon.
TIMMY (cont'd)
Burp cannon!
LIBBY AND CINDY

(gasps)
<SFX: BURP!>
JIMMY
Ahhhh! Thanks, Goddard.
GODDARD
Bark. Bark.
JIMMY
Time to expose this faker once and for
all!
TIMMY
I wish I had a cool rocket like Neutron's!
TIMMY (cont'd)
Uh... that I will now invent behind this
tree!
TIMMY (cont'd)
Lookin' for me?
COSMO
Is there a movie on this flight?
WANDA
Yes, and it's called "Don't Let Jimmy Hear
You!"
COSMO
Ooh! I love Westerns!
CALAMITOUS
Well, back to the resumes. Finding a
good collaborator is my only chance of
defeating Neutron.
(reading a resume)
"Can also do light housework." Hmm.
A RED LIGHT BLARES, SOUNDS <SFX>.
CALAMITOUS (cont'd)
My Neutron detector. He's on the move
again!
TIMMY
(walla)
Woo hoo! Watch it Brain Boy! It's lame!
CALAMITOUS
What's this? Someone else fighting
Neutron. And beating him, by the looks of
it!
JIMMY
How does he keep building stuff so fast!?
COSMO
Hi, Fudgehead!
WANDA
Quiet! We're in disguise!
(beat)
I mean... tick tick tick tick...(sigh)
(beat, giving up)
It's over, isn't it.
JIMMY
Your reality-bending computer programs!
Of course! That's how you're doing all
this!
TIMMY
So what? You've got your stupid science
stuff. And I've got Cosmo & Wanda.
COSMO
Um, can I just say one thing?
TIMMY
Sure.
COSMO
MOUNTAIN!!
JIMMY, TIMMY, COSMO, WANDA

(Fearful scream)
JIMMY
Whooooaaaa!!
TIMMY
Well... that's settled!
WANDA
(scolding)
Timmy!
TIMMY
Oh, alright.
(points to control panel)
I wish this button would save Jimmy!
JIMMY
Do we need to tell anyone about this?
Waaaaah!! <<grunt>>
TIMMY
In your face, Neutron! I out-genius-ed
you and saved your butt!
(Raspberries)
CALAMITOUS
Incredible! That small boy defeated
Neutron with his tiny flying helpers. I
must find out where he got them!
CINDY
Neutron, you boob! You almost got
Timmy killed!
JIMMY
Cindy - Timmy's not a genius!
CINDY
Oh please! You're just jealous 'cause he's
way smarter than you.
TIMMY
Yeah! What she said!
(back to Cindy)
Cindy, why don't we go someplace where
we can talk about tonight's dance? Say -
my dimension?
CINDY
(giggle)
I'd love to! Bye, Nerdtron!
TIMMY
Have fun dancing with Sheen!
JIMMY
Cindy - wait!
JIMMY (cont'd)
Goddard, I'm going to Dimmsdale!!
CALAMITOUS
And so am I! A ha ha ha ha--
(hearing something over
phone)
What? Oh, the position's filled. A ha ha
ha ha ha ha!
SHEEN
Hey, Jimmy. I don't know what this stuff
does, but here.
JIMMY
(muttering angrily)
Thinks he can just open up a dimensional
wormhole, sweep Cindy off her feet and
then "poof" them both back to his
universe?
CALAMITOUS
Yes, go on, Neutron. Open that portal so
I can learn the secret of that big toothed
child's floating collaborators!
JIMMY
Done. Now, if you'll excuse me... it's
time to save Cindy from the horrors of a
dumb dance date!
LIBBY
Yo, I told you I'm coming too. Cindy's my
girl.
SHEEN
And we have no lives, so count us in!
JIMMY
Okay, okay, just hurry! We're running
out of time!
CALAMITOUS
Neutron's lab! It's open!
(torn between entering portal

or lab; then)
Well, maybe just a little peek.
JIMMY, CARL, SHEEN, LIBBY

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
SHEEN
Whoa! Look at me! I'm TOTALLY flat!
(to Libby)
And you my dear...
LIBBY
Oh, don't even go there.
CARL
So where do you think Timmy and Cindy
are, Jimmy?
JIMMY
Don't know. We'll have to split up. But
be careful -- this Turner's a wily one.
TIMMY
Having a good time, my transdimensional
sweet?
CINDY
I can't believe we're flying an actual
pegasus!
TIMMY
(laughs)
Actually Cindy, the term is "wing-ed
horsey".
CINDY
<<giggles>>
CINDY (cont'd)
I can't believe you found the dress of my
dreams, with tiara and shoes to match!
CINDY (cont'd)
And I really can't believe your parents are
billionaire supermodels! This day has
been so perfect, it's like somebody
somehow got a hold of my diary and

wished one of my secret dreams came
true!
TIMMY
Yeah. Heh heh. What are the odds? (to
Cosmo and Wanda) I wish this thing was
back where you found it.
CINDY
Oh, Timmy... this is the most magical day
of my life! Do you know what would
make it even more magical?
TIMMY
Uh... you agreeing to be my date to
tonight's Friday the 13th dance?
CINDY
I might go -- if you show me your lab.
TIMMY
My huh?
COSMO/WANDA
Huh?
CINDY
Your lab! Where you make all your
inventions! Neutron NEVER wants me in
his lab, but you're not like him, are you?
TIMMY
HA! Not in the slightest! I wish...
CINDY
No! Not another word! I don't want
anything to spoil this moment! Don't say
anything until I see your steamy den of
scientific discovery!
TIMMY
Sorry about this, dude.
AJ
AAAAAAAGH!!!
TIMMY
Welcome to my lab! Can we go now?
CINDY
Wow! Beakers! Centrifuges! Test tubes!
And a cloning tank? Who is that?
TIMMY
(re: AJ Clone)
I'm uh... building the perfect bald kid?
CINDY
And you have a gene splicer!
TIMMY
Heh heh. Uh, sure.
CINDY
<Squeals!> Timmy, I'm ready. You can
ask me to your dance now.
TIMMY
Cindy? I...
CINDY
Oh, but not here! Someplace romantic!
Someplace I'll always remember!
TIMMY
Okay! I wish...
CINDY
(Shushing Timmy again)
SHUSH! And not another word until we
get there! I want to cherish this
moment!
TIMMY
I know just the place!
CALAMITOUS
(evil laugh)
Ahhh! Ha ha ha ha! I made it!
(light and airy)
Good going, Calamitous!
CALAMITOUS (cont'd)
Now, there must be something in
Neutron's Infinite Storage Cube that can
help me find that big-toothed boy's flying

helpers...
VENUS FLYTRAP
<<roar>>
SFX: <<DING DONG!!!>>
JIMMY
Hi, Mr. Turner, I'm looking for--
DAD
Ha ha! Another reality avoidance
costume, eh Timmy? Or should I say
"Buzz Adams"? Looks like someone's
date was a disaster.
JIMMY
What? DATE?
MOM
You know what else is a disaster? The
toilets! Get to work, Buzz!
JIMMY
Ahhh!
DAD
Hey! This wig you're using to hide your
shame makes a great handle!
TIMMY
Ah, this is nice. Cindy... would you...
would you...
CARL/SHEEN
Hi, small-headed Timmy! / Hi, normal-
headed Cindy!
CINDY
Carl? Sheen? What're YOU guys doing
here?
CARL
Jimmy brought us. He's trying to find
you.
CINDY
He IS?
TIMMY
Uh...look out for that sand storm coming
right towards just you two guys!
(aside)
...that I just wished for.
CARL & SHEEN

Wahhh!
TIMMY
Cindy, I...
LIBBY (O.S.)
Yo! Cindy!
CINDY
Libby!?
LIBBY
Did he ask you yet? What'd I miss? Tell
me everything, girl.
TIMMY
Uh... uh... Hey! Is that a famous hip hop
star?
LIBBY
WHERE? Is it Lady La-Dee-Dah?
TIMMY
Uh... sure! (sotto) I wish.
LIBBY
<<SQUEALS>>
TIMMY
Okay. One more time. Here we go.
Cindy, Will you...
LIBBY, SHEEN, CARL (O.S.)

Small-headed Tim-my! / Here, Small-
Headed Timmy! / Here boy!
TIMMY
RRRRR... Would you excuse me for a sec?
TIMMY (cont'd)
Do you mind? You guys are totally
cramping my style, which I now have in
my own universe with this one girl!
LIBBY
Yeah, well, that one girl is my best friend
and I ain't goin' anywhere until I know
she's happy.
SHEEN
And Libby is my girl and I'm not goin'
anywhere until she's happy! Or unless
Ultra-Lord is involved in some way, shape
or form.
CARL
And I just want to see what llamas look
like in this universe.
TIMMY
Look, what if I gave you guys my pink
and green fair--...uh, reality-bending
computer programs to play with?
SHEEN
I don't - OK!
CARL
Works for me!
LIBBY
All right.
(grabs Timmy)
But if Neutron was right and you break
Cindy's heart, reality isn't all that's gonna
get bent here. Get it?
TIMMY
Got it! Cosmo? Wanda? I wish you
would keep do whatever these guys tell
you to do!
WANDA
Because that wish ALWAYS works great!
CARL
TAKE US WHERE THE LLAMAS ARE!
COSMO
Finally, a llama wish!
JIMMY
I can't believe I'm scrubbing stupid
Timmy Turner's stupid toilet with a stupid
toothbrush...
(shouts O.S.)
FINISHED!
DAD (V.O.)
MAN! Those high-fiber energy bars we
supermodels eat zip right through you!
MOM
You're going to need this.
JIMMY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
CARL
Yaaay! I'm the Llama King! Come, my
loyal subjects! Wheee!
SHEEN
Now gimme giant feet!
SHEEN (cont'd)
No no! I know! Gimme a TV for a head!
SHEEN (cont'd)
No no no! I know! Make me best friends
with Morgan Freeman!
SHEEN (cont'd)
Now we're getting somewhere!
JIMMY
(shiver) I may never brush my teeth
again. Maybe that's how Turner's teeth
got that way.
CALAMITOUS (V.O.)
(to self)
It's Neutron! Who needs tiny collaborators

when I can just dispatch Neutron myself with
one of his own weapons!
CALAMITOUS (cont'd)
Hmm, this looks suitable.
CALAMITOUS (cont'd)
What? AAAAAAAAAA--!
JIMMY
(shuddering)
Never be clean. Never be clean....
CALAMITOUS
--AAAAAAAAAAAA!!
JIMMY
Professor Calamitous?!
JIMMY (cont'd)
My Hyper-Cube?!?
(reads list)
"To Do List:
1) Travel to parallel universe.
2) Capture big tooth's flying helpers.
3) Destroy Neutron."
(back to)
So he's after Turner's computer
programs!
DAD (O.S.)
Son! I'm having another high fiber energy
bar!
JIMMY
WAAAAAAAAH!!!
CALAMITOUS
Ahhh!
CATS
(mewing as they escape)
ANTI-COSMO
I say! Somebody is cooking up a
delicious stew of bad luck!
CALAMITOUS
(extricating self from pile of
junk)
Sweet muffins! I never had this much
bad luck in my universe.
ANTI-COSMO
"My" universe? Wait a moment... are you
from another universe?
CALAMITOUS
(gasps) You're-- you're one of those tiny
flying creatures! You can help me
destroy my nemesis, Jimmy Neutron!
ANTI-COSMO
Of course! I'd be happy to help with
whatever it is you're blathering on about!
Provided you do me one teensy favor.
JORGEN (V.O.)
At last!
JORGEN (cont'd)
Complete and total lockdown! The
ultimate defense against fairies, anti-
fairies and even the occasional gnome!
Nothing of this universe can get in or out!
CALAMITOUS
Hello, my good man!
JORGEN
Oh, hello.
(beat)
HEY!!!
CALAMITOUS
This the emergency release button?
BINKY
You bet!
SFX: <<SIREN!!!>>
JORGEN
I will never allow you to escape...
ANTI-FAIRIES
<<walla>>
CALAMITOUS
Well, your friends are free. Now you help
me defeat Neutron.
ANTI-COSMO
Yes, about that....
JORGEN
<<snores>>
CALAMITOUS
I thought you were going to be my
collaborator! You lied to me!
ANTI-COSMO
Yes, I do that from time to time! It's
almost like I'm evil! Well... TA!
TIMMY
Ready, Cindy?
CINDY
Ready, Timmy!
TIMMY
Cue the swans!
JIMMY (V.O.)
WAIT!!!!
CINDY
Huh? (Seeing Jimmy) Neutron! You ARE
here!
JIMMY
Cindy, listen to me! Calamitous followed
me here and he's trying to use Turner's
floating computer programs for evil!
TIMMY
Oh, please! Like anything bad's gonna
happen on MY watch.
SFX: <<KRAKATHOOM!!!!>>
JIMMY
Oh no! A wormhole is opening up!
ANTI-FAIRIES
<<walla continues>>
ANTI-WANDA
Howdy, y'all!
ANTI-COSMO
Yes! Howdy indeed! We're free! FREE!
Now I can send my Anti-Fairies out to halt
the Earth's rotation! Tomorrow will never
come, making every day Friday the 13th!
JIMMY
Um... why would you tell us that?
ANTI-COSMO
Because I know you can't stop me, fool!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
TIMMY
Ha ha. He called you fool.
JIMMY
Do you ALWAYS have to get the last
word?
TIMMY (O.S.)
Yes.
CINDY
Timmy, you said there was nothing to
worry about!
TIMMY
(worried; eye-twitchy)
Who's worried? I'm not worried. Do I
look worried? Ack!
JIMMY
You should be! The sky is filling with your
evil computer programs!
TIMMY
Mine?
JIMMY
YES! YOURS!
(momentarily calm)
And now, let's pause a moment as I
perform the "in your face" dance. In your
face, in your face, in your face. Uh-huh,
in your face!
ANTI-COSMO
Oh, I wouldn't be dancing if I were you.
Soon, every day will be Friday the 13th
and bad luck will rain down upon you in
perpetuity!
ANTI-COSMO (cont'd)
And it's all thanks to you and your friend
Calamitous!
TIMMY
Yeah, way to go, Nerdtron.
ANTI-COSMO
Oh, and thank you, Timothy, for luring
him up here by showing off Cosmo and
Wanda. TA! In your face, in your face, in
your face!
TIMMY
Heh heh heh. Look, don't worry, I've
dealt with these guys before. We can
stop them, but we'll need to find Cosmo
and Wanda.
CINDY
But you lent them to Carl, Sheen and
Libby! Well, they could be anywhere!
JORGEN
All right, Calamitous. I agree. We will
team up to escape.
JORGEN (cont'd)
I will now use your puny, other worldly
body to bash my way out of this cell!
JORGEN (cont'd)
BUT I CAN'T (smash!) BREAK (smash!)

FREE!!! (smash!)
CALAMITOUS
Can I just say something?
JORGEN
What?
CALAMITOUS
He left the keys in the door. <<grunt>>
JORGEN
Nice job!
CINDY
Neutron, what is that thing?
JIMMY
It's a sound wave detector. All we have
to do is find the funkiest beat in a 100-
mile radius and we'll find Libby. Cosmo
and Wanda should be with her, Carl and
Sheen.
CINDY
Well, that's brilliant, Neutron!
JIMMY
Thanks, but I don't hear anything yet.
TIMMY
Well maybe it's being drowned out by the
sound of you patting yourself on the
back.
LIBBY
<<giggle>>
ANTI-FAIRIES
<<walla>>
ANTI-COSMO
Anti-Ladies and Anti-Gentlemen, lend me
your anti-ears -- It is time... for the
master plan!
(to group of Anti-fairies)
You! Get out there and cause as much

bad luck as possible!
(to another group)
While you... Take to the skies!
Circle the globe at hypersonic speeds to
stop its rotation!
ANTI-FAIRIES
<<walla continues>>
ANTI-COSMO (V.O.)
Once you succeed in slowing the rotation
of the Earth, time will stand still!
Tomorrow will never come!
ANTI-COSMO (cont'd)
It will be Friday the 13th every day and
bad luck will reign FOREVER!
ROOSTER
Cock-a-doodle --
CINDY
You boys are awfully quiet.
JIMMY
Well, undoing all the trouble he's caused
takes concentration.
TIMMY
Hey, you're the one this Calamitous guy
followed here! If you weren't so jealous
of me and Cindy--
JIMMY
Hey, you knew I liked Cindy and tried to
steal her from me!
JIMMY (cont'd)
Guys, wait! I hear something!
CINDY
There they are!
CINDY (O.S.) (cont'd)

Libby!
JIMMY
Carl! Sheen!
TIMMY
Cosmo! Wanda!
COSMO
Herbert Noodleman!
(off Wanda's look)
What? Everyone else got to say a name!
CARL
(stupor)
So much llama love!
LIBBY
(stupor)
So much funk...
MORGAN FREEMAN
Come on, Sheen. These lines aren't
going to memorize themselves!
SHEEN
(stupor)
So much Morgan!
TIMMY
Oh no! They're suffering wish overload!
TIMMY (cont'd)
Libby! You've got to wish Cosmo and
Wanda back to me!
JIMMY
Why you? I'm the genius here!
TIMMY
Look, Brain Boy, they're my programs
and I know how to make them work!
TIMMY (cont'd)
(truly sincere)
Listen, Cindy. I know some of this is my
fault -- even though most of it is
Neutron's -- but all I ever wanted was to
take you to the dance.
LIBBY
These boys are still fighting over you?
CINDY
Oh, are they? I hadn't noticed. Go ahead.
Give Timmy his programs back.
LIBBY
I wish... Timmy... had Cosmo and Wanda
back...
TIMMY
I WISH THAT EVERY WISH THAT CARL,
SHEEN AND LIBBY MADE DIDN'T HAPPEN
AND THEY WERE ALL BACK TO THEIR OLD
SELVES!
SHEEN
(flat)
"Yes, Roxanne, I am leaving you."
MORGAN FREEMAN
(flat)
"I can't go on."
TIMMY
Cosmo, Wanda! Quick! I wish the Anti-
Fairies were gone!
WANDA
Goodbye, anti-jerks!
SFX: <<FART NOISE>>
WANDA (cont'd)
There's too many anti-fairies! They're
interfering with our wands!
JIMMY
Well, you're the "genius" here! What do
you want to do?
TIMMY
(gets an idea)
Crocker's lab!
(to Cindy)
Er, I mean, "my other lab"! Cosmo,
Wanda?
JORGEN
Anti-fairies! I will stop them with my
mighty magic wand! (beat) Or not!
JORGEN (cont'd)
Plan B. HIDE!!!
CALAMITOUS
Ahhh!
ANTI-FAIRIES
<<walla>>
ALL 6 KIDS/COSMO/WANDA
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
TIMMY
Ahhh! Guys!
COSMO/WANDA
Ah!
TIMMY
Welcome to my other lab!!!
JIMMY
This isn't your lab!
TIMMY
Yes it is!
JIMMY
Then why are their pictures of your
teacher everywhere? Hmm? Hmmm?
TIMMY
Because... I love to learn?
SHEEN
Does that explain that picture of you with
a dart in it? And that sign that says "I
hate Timmy."
TIMMY
Uh, I have low self esteem?
SHEEN
Me, too!
CINDY
Ow!
TIMMY
No. No. No.
CINDY
What are you looking for, Timmy?
TIMMY
A HA!
COSMO AND WANDA

AAAAAAAAHHH!!!! A BUTTERFLY NET!
JIMMY AND CINDY

A butterfly net?
TIMMY
If it has wings, and flies, a butterfly net
can catch it.
JIMMY
Really. Hmmm. Aha!
JIMMY (cont'd)
If I can combine this butterfly net with
my Hyper Cube, I might be able to suck
all those rogue computer programs into
it!
SHEEN
I just remembered: I don't have low self
esteem! I have low blood sugar!
JIMMY
And...wa-la!
WANDA
Hey, whoa!
COSMO
Watch it, Fudgehead!
CINDY
(sincere)
Good idea, Neutron!
TIMMY
Uh, I'll stand over here and make sure
Cindy's okay!
(beat; looks at her)
You okay?
CINDY
<<giggles>> Uh-huh!
SHEEN
Good work, Timmy!
JIMMY
Now come on! Lets go kick some butt!
CROCKER
(snore)
What's that?
(seeing nothing )
Ah ah ah...must have been dreaming.
About FAIRIES!!
CROCKER (cont'd)
(mutters, 1/2-snores)
I've got you cornered, Turner...
(then)
NO, MOTHER! NOT THE TINY PANTS!
MOTHER
AGH!
MAN
Ahhh!
WOMAN
Ahhh!
CHET U. BETCHA
Bad luck amuck! I'm Chet U Betcha
saying, it's Friday the 13th in Dimmsdale
and I can't change the calendar!
TIMMY
OK, here's the plan. We need to get all
the anti-fairies in one place so Neutron
can suck 'em up. Got it?
CARL
Uh-huh.
LIBBY
Uh-huh.
CINDY
You bet!
WANDA
You bet!
COSMO/SHEEN
There's a plan?
TIMMY
Operation Anti-Bad Luck is now in effect!
CALAMITOUS
Ahhh!
JORGEN
Ahh!
ANTI-COSMO
You'll never get away! And there's
nothing you can do to distract us!
SFX: SHATTER!!!
COSMO
Ah! We need to break more mirrors!
Sheen, give me a high C!
SHEEN
OK, here's a L over high C.
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
ANTI-COSMO
AHHHH! (sniffs) Aha, it's a bad luck
buffet!
CARL
Look! I'm running under a hundred
ladders!!!
ANTI-COSMO
Yes! Yes! Lovely!
ANTI-COSMO (cont'd)
Marvelous! I can't resist the siren call of
your delicious bad luck!
TIMMY
Now to really ramp it up!
ANTI-FAIRY 1
Look at all that bad luck!
ANTI-FAIRY 2
Ahhh! I can't resist it!
ANTI-FAIRIES
<<walla>>
ANTI-COSMO
Mmm. Yes, yes. Spilling salt. The
tastiest bad luck of all. <<slurp>>.
BLACK CATS
<<MRRRRROWWW!!!>>
ANTI-COSMO
What? Get back! Back! You're supposed
to be halting the earth's rotation!
ROOSTER
Cock-a-doodle do!
ANTI-FAIRIES
<<walla>>
ANTI-COSMO
Ahhh! Ah!
TIMMY
Oh, bad luck, old chap!
ANTI-COSMO
NAY! NAY I SAY!
ANTI-COSMO (cont'd)
Oh, we were so close! SO CLOSE!!!
ANTI-COSMO (cont'd)
Ahh! Oh, rat-poopy.
TIMMY/JIMMY
All right! You rock, dude!
CINDY
Well, now that that earth-shattering crisis
is over, back to business. Oh boys!
CINDY (cont'd)
Nice work, guys! You both did a great
job!
TIMMY
Him? It was my net that saved us! Ahh!
JIMMY
No, Cindy, it was my Hyper Cube!
TIMMY/JIMMY
I'm Cindy's hero! / No, I'm Cindy's hero!
TIMMY/JIMMY (cont'd)
<<fight walla>>
LIBBY
Cool. When we get back home, can you
get them to do our homework?
CINDY/LIBBY
<<GIGGLE>>
CALAMITOUS
Ah! The Infinite Storage Cube! With that
much harnessed energy, I'd be invincible!
JORGEN
Negative! Those fairies are going back to
jail!
JIMMY
Calamitous! I can't let him get the Hyper
Cube!
TIMMY
And I can't let Neutron look good! I'll stop
them with this!
CINDY
Timmy! No! That's your gene splicer!
JORGEN AND CALAMITOUS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
JORGEN
What... what is happening here?
CALAMITOUS
We have... been fused... together!
JORGEN
(struggling mightily)
Must... maintain... dominance...
CALAMITOUS
(struggling mightily)
Not a chance... my mind... stronger than
you....
TIMMY
He's big.
JIMMY
He's mean.
LIBBY
He's gross.
SHEEN
Where's he gonna buy his shirts?
CALAMITOUS
Finally! An all-powerful collaborator of
my very own!
(to Jorgen)
With my genius and your power, I'll be
invincible!
JORGEN
If I could move my arms I would so beat
you up right now!
CALAMITOUS
You mean like this?
JORGEN
Ow!
CALAMITOUS
Why are you hitting yourself?
JORGEN
Ow!
CALAMITOUS
JORGEN
Ow!
CALAMITOUS
JORGEN
Can't move... of my own will...ACK!
CALAMITOUS
Because MY will's in charge! And now:
For my first trick!
SFX: <<BOOM!>>
JIMMY
CINDY!
TIMMY
Watch out!
TIMMY (cont'd)
I saved her.
JIMMY
No, I did.
CINDY
Jimmy! Timmy!
JORGAN/CALAMITOUS
<<laugh>>
JORGEN
Wait, I should not be laughing. This is a
terrible situation. And yet, I find myself
unable to resist your...your influence. Ha
ha ha! I will get you for this.
CALAMITOUS
Ha ha ha!
CINDY
JIMMY! TIMMY! The only boys who ever
fought over me and they're gone!
LIBBY
Hey! Let go of her!
JORGEN
(weakly)
Do not worry, little girl... It is against Da
Rules... to use magic to...
CALAMITOUS
SILENCE!
CALAMITOUS (cont'd)
Sorry, girlie, I can't have you avenging
your boyfriends' demises. You're coming
with me to Retroville!
CINDY
AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
LIBBY
Cindy!
CARL
Jimmy!
SHEEN
Small-headed Timmy!
COSMO
Milton Bimowitz!
COSMO (cont'd)
(defensive)
What! He's the king of vaudeville! And he
plays the spoons. Can you play the
spoons?
CALAMITOUS
Oh joy! Having a magic partner-in-crime
has allowed me to finish almost every
item on my new "to do" list!
CALAMITOUS (O.S.) (cont'd)

I've terrorized the inhabitants with
prehistoric creatures...
T-REX
(Roars)
KIDS
(Screams)
CALAMITOUS (O.S.)
...imprisoned Jimmy's loved ones in
carbonite...
CALAMITOUS (cont'd)
And prepared a delicious picnic lunch to
nourish my strapping new body!
JORGEN
UGH! This sandwich is unacceptable!
Sourdough is the lowest form of bread!
CALAMITOUS
You'll eat it and you'll like it.
JORGEN
(struggling against eating)
UGH! This indignity will be avenged!
(eating)
Mmm, spicy mustard.
CINDY
My two favorite people are gone, and
now you're probably going to get rid of
me!
CALAMITOUS
Oh, a gentleman would never harm a
lady. Besides, I need to keep an eye on
you while I complete my greatest plan of
all!
CALAMITOUS (cont'd)
Behold my Big Bang Bomb! With
shortwaves so powerful, they'll tear the
very fabric of time. The earth will revert
to its original state, allowing me to
remake it in my own glorious image! And

there's no one around to stop me!
<<Laughter>>
JORGEN
You madman! (Then:) Would you please
pass the pickle relish?
CARL
(upset)
Oh no! Our old best friend and our new
best friend - both gone!
SHEEN
They'd barely begun to hate each other.
LIBBY
We're doomed! Calamitous is mega-
powerful and the only two people who
could stop him are toast! WHY?
<<cries>>
CARL, SHEEN, COSMO, WANDA

<<cry>>
JIMMY
Actually we're snails.
TIMMY
But the French eat us with toast!
LIBBY
<<SHRIEKS!!!>>
WANDA
Timmy! Jimmy! Jorgen's magic didn't
destroy you! It just turned you into
snails!
SHEEN
Cool! I wanna feed 'em! Who's got some
snail biscuits?
LIBBY
Guys! Calamitous took Cindy to
Retroville! We've got to save her!
JIMMY
This is all our fault, Turner. Our stupid

competition has endangered the life of
the woman we... think is...sort of...cool.
TIMMY
Yeah, you know. For a girl.
LIBBY
Pathetic.
TIMMY
Then it's settled. We've got to put aside
our differences and join forces to save
her!
JIMMY
Let's shake on it!
TIMMY
Uh, eye-five!
JIMMY/TIMMY
Ahhh!
JIMMY
Gather 'round, everyone. I have a plan.
CALAMITOUS (O.S.)
Activate particle accelerators! Re-set
expansion sequence!
CALAMITOUS (cont'd)
Charge the detonator with unlimited
power!
CALAMITOUS (cont'd)
Excellent! Here's a cookie.
CINDY
You're insane, Calamitous! You'll be
destroyed, too!
CALAMITOUS
No, I'll be hiding under that magical desk.
CALAMITOUS (cont'd)
Sorry there's no room for you.
CINDY
B-but, you said you don't harm girls!
CALAMITOUS
Quite right. Jorgen - turn her into a
goldfish.
CINDY
Ahhh!
JORGEN
Sorry, blond girl. The merger made him
the boss of my body. I am so ashamed.
CALAMITOUS
Arming highly suspenseful detonation
timer - NOW!
JORGEN
Stop, insane evil human! You must
reconsider! Or at least come closer so I
can bite you! Yah!
CALAMITOUS
Too late! Nothing can stop me from
finishing my greatest plan of all!
(Evil laugh)
CALAMITOUS/JORGEN
(Alarmed cries)
SHEEN
Fairy Force Five - ATTACK!!
CALAMITOUS
YOU!?!
LIBBY
Here's for hurting our friends, chump!
JORGEN/CALAMITOUS
Ahhh!
CALAMITOUS
A tractor beam? I guess that's the best
you can do now that Neutron and
Overbite Boy are gone!
JORGEN
But Professor, I keep trying to tell you...
CALAMITOUS
Silence! We've got to turn their own
energy against them!
KIDS/COSMO/WANDA
(Alarmed cries)
JIMMY
Good idea having your friends make us
invisible for our re-entry, Turner.
TIMMY
That's what Timmy brings to the party!
Now where's Cindy? The others can't hold
that creep off forever.
JIMMY
My readings indicate she's at the top of
the structure.
JIMMY (cont'd)
Take my hand, Turner.
TIMMY
(Repulsed)
Eh...I'm kind of afraid of intimacy.
JIMMY
Come on!
TIMMY
Whoooaaaaaaoooooaaaahhh!
CINDY
(Gasps)
Jimmy, Timmy! You're alive!
JIMMY
Cindy? You're a fish?
TIMMY
I can't dance with a fish! I mean, that
fiend!
CINDY
Calamitous wants to blow up the

universe -- you've got to de-fuse this
bomb!
JIMMY
Incredible! A working quantum
nullification device. If I can just identify
this energy matrix...
CINDY
Better let Timmy do it. He's more familiar
with this systematology. Right, Timmy?
TIMMY
Uh...define "systematology." And
"familiar." And "more."
JIMMY
Cindy, I'm telling you for the last time -
Timmy's got the brains of a four-day-old
melted pudding pop!
TIMMY
Hey, I'm tired of you trying to make me
look bad in front of her. You think you're
so smart? Well, anybody can press
buttons -- see?
TIMMY (cont'd)
Whoa! Although in hindsight, buttons
aren't always the way to go.
KIDS AND COSMO, WANDA

Wahhhhhh!
CALAMITOUS
Jimmy! And Beaver Boy! But I destroyed
them!
KIDS/COSMO/WANDA
(Screams)
COSMO
Attention, passengers! We're beginning
our descent into the town of Retroville.
WANDA
We know you have a lot of choices out

there, so thank you for flying Air Idiot.
CALAMITOUS
How can they still be alive?
JORGEN
I've been trying to tell you -- my magic
can't be used to destroy people because
it is against Da Rules!
JIMMY, TIMMY & CINDY

Whooaa!!
CALAMITOUS
Now to finish you off once and for all!
JORGEN
Hello? Mr. Poor Listening Skills! Da Rules
forbid it!
CALAMITOUS
I am your tiny master! Obey me!
JORGEN
No!
CALAMITOUS/JORGEN
You will!/No!/You will!/No! (Continues)
TIMMY
Check it out -- Jorgen's able to resist
Calamitous's demands when they make
him mad!
JIMMY
That's great! So all we have to do is
keep Jorgan angry. Summon your
computer programs!
(off Timmy's blank stare)
Call your friends?
TIMMY
Cosmo! Wanda!
TIMMY (cont'd)
I need you to create the craziest, most

illogic magic you can! Enough to make
Jorgen furious!
WANDA
I don't know, Sweetie. I'm just not much
of a loose cannon.
COSMO
I am!
(pondering)
But where will we find someone as
dangerously off-kilter as me?...
SHEEN
Dance, Tito! Dance!
SHEEN (cont'd)
Now and forever - I am Fairy Boy!
COSMO
(happy/excited)
Do you feel illogical, punk? Well, do ya?
SHEEN
I was born illogical! Ask the doctor.
CALAMITOUS
You will!
JORGEN
No!
CALAMITOUS
You will!
JORGEN
No! Maybe!
SHEEN
Turn, villain, and face your worst
nightmare!
COSMO
Yeah! An idiot and a bigger idiot! And
me! Wait, I counted me twice.
CALAMITOUS
Make a move, I dare you. With my new

powers, I'm invincible.
COSMO/SHEEN
(Hank Williams-type singing)
I'm ridin' a hot dog over you!
COSMO/SHEEN (cont'd)
(singing)
All these pork by-products -- have got me
feeling blue!
JORGEN
What? Hot dogs do not fly! Or spit fire!
That is illogical! And it makes me very
angry!
CINDY/JIMMY/TIMMY
Whoa!
CINDY
I'm me again!
JIMMY
It's working!
CALAMITOUS
Jorgen, pay attention!
JORGEN
Ow! Ow!
TIMMY
Just making him mad isn't enough to
break him free! We have to do the one
thing he can't stand!
JIMMY
Which is?
TIMMY
We have to violate...
(dramatic)
..."Da Rules"!
TIMMY (cont'd)
Annnnnd.... ACTION!
JIMMY
I wish Carl would fall in love with that
turkey!
CARL
Uh...
(bad acting)
Oh Turkey -- I am suddenly filled with
love for you!
JORGEN
Eee! You cannot use fairy power to make
people fall in love! Especially with
poultry!
CARL
You had me at "gobble gobble"!
CARL/TURKEY
(kissing sounds)
JIMMY
Go again, Timmy!
TIMMY
I wish Cosmo could beat Sheen at "Rock,
Paper, Scissors"!
COSMO AND SHEEN

Once! Twice! SHOOT!
COSMO
Yay, I win! Thanks, magic! <<kiss>>
COSMO AND SHEEN

Once! Twice! SHOOT!
SHEEN
("acting")
Oh darn! You won with magic again!
COSMO AND SHEEN

Once! Twice! SHOOT!
JORGEN
NOOOO!! YOU CANNOT USE MAGIC TO
WIN A COMPETITION! EVEN A
RIDICULOUS ONE LIKE THAT!
CALAMITOUS
Focus, you muscle-bound imbecile!
COSMO (O.S.)
Yay! I win again!
TIMMY
Do it, Neutron! We have to break the
biggest rule of them all!
JIMMY
I've been waiting all day to say this! I
WISH TIMMY TURNER WAS GONE!
TIMMY
(high melodrama)
AGH! MY SPLEEN! GOODBYE CRUEL
BULGY WORLD!
JORGEN
Ah?!
CINDY
NOOO!!! HE'S GONE! GONE!!!!
<<BAWLS>>
JORGEN
NOOOOOOOO!!!!
CALAMITOUS
Obey me, fool! OBEY ME!
JORGEN
You have broken the most sacred of all
the fairy rules! HOW! HOW?!!
TIMMY
(sotto)
Quick! While he's free of Calamitous's
control!
CINDY
Neutron! Catch!
JIMMY
Sorry to split up such a close
relationship!
JORGEN/CALAMITOUS
YAAAAAHHHH!!
CALAMITOUS
It's not fair! I finally had it all planned
out.
JORGEN
Puny human, you have subjected me to
the ultimate indignity. Plus, the whole
time, your breath smelled like fish tacos!
CALAMITOUS (O.S.)
(Painful screams)
I can explain! No!
TIMMY
Guys, you did it! That was awesome!
CINDY
Oh, don't be modest, Timmy. After all,
you de-activated the bomb.
TIMMY
The bomb? Ahhh!
JIMMY
Ahhh!
JORGEN
Ah! Ha ha ha! My incredible powers are
back under my control. I have made
everything as it was before.
SHEEN
Is this the end of Fairy Boy?
WANDA
For now. But if we ever need a sub, we'll
call!
COSMO
That was the most reckless I've ever
gotten with a giant hot dog!
LIBBY
Guys, look! We found Calamitous trapped
inside this little bottle.
CARL
Can I keep him?
CALAMITOUS
I'll get you, Neutron! I'll...
JIMMY
I don't think so, Professor! With the help
of Turner's technology, you won't be
threatening anyone for a long time!
LIBBY
Okay, so blah, blah blah, blah blah, blah
blah blah. The universe is saved. Now if
you don't mind, I'd like to get my groove
on, so listen up:
(to Cindy)
Who ARE you going to the dance with,
girl?
CINDY
So, you really aren't a genius, are you,
Timmy?
TIMMY
Sorry, Cindy. I didn't think you'd like me if
I wasn't smart.
JIMMY
(To Cindy)
And he was right! Right? Cause I'm
warming up for the "In Your Face" dance!
CINDY
(pondering)
But Timmy's still a considerate guy who
actually pays attention to me.
TIMMY
Hah! In your face, Lord of the Lobes!
CINDY
Oh! I really wish there were some way I
could go with both of you.
JORGEN
Since you helped to free me and round

up the Anti-Fairies, I'd be happy to help
with your puny and stupid problem.
<<grunt>>
CINDY
I'm having a great time, Neutron.
JIMMY
Me too, Cindy. I'm glad you decided to
come to the dance with me.
TIMMY (O.S.)
Mind if I cut in!
JIMMY
Hey, no fair! The upbeat boppy dances
are mine!
CINDY
(giggling happily)
LIBBY
I can't believe we're jamming at world's
first-ever multi-dimensional dance party!
SHEEN
I know! Check it out!
(crossing back-and-forth over
split screen)
I'm flat!...I'm bulgy!...
...I'm flat!...I'm bulgy!
COSMO/WANDA
<<laugh>>
COSMO
Yeah! I can see!
CARL
<<whispers>>
CARL (cont'd)
Hi, Mrs. Neutron.
COSMO
Ooh yeah!
JIMMY
Time's up, Turner! I want my date back!
TIMMY
Wait your turn, Baron Von Boring! She's
my date too!
JIMMY/TIMMY
But it is my turn!/Is not!/Is too!/Is
not!/Mine!
CINDY
(Enjoying it)
Boys, boys! Please! This fighting over
me has got to stop.
SFX: <<"SHINY TEETH" SONG: "MY SHINY TEETH AND ME!!!">>

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THE FAIRLY

Gene Grillo, Steve Marmel, Jed Spingarn and Jack Thomas

Gene Grillo and Steve Marmel

As Broadcast Script: 9.8.05

C2005 Nickelodeon Animation Studios, Inc.

JIMMY (O.S.) (cont'd)

Ha ha! Friday the 13th is my birthday.

(lines 26-28 are from Jimmy/Timmy 1)

<MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYS.>

Earth! And I will make this prison

Who needs a partner! I'm going to finish

Timmy? Timmy Turner! How did you get

CARL & SHEEN

CARL & SHEEN

(lines 85 and 86 are from Jimmy/Timmy 1)

TIMMY, CARL & SHEEN

COSMO AND WANDA

LIBBY AND CINDY

A RED LIGHT BLARES, SOUNDS <SFX>.

JIMMY, TIMMY, COSMO, WANDA

(torn between entering portal

JIMMY, CARL, SHEEN, LIBBY

somehow got a hold of my diary and

Welcome to my lab! Can we go now?

help me find that big-toothed boy's flying

SFX: <<DING DONG!!!>>

CARL & SHEEN

LIBBY, SHEEN, CARL (O.S.)

TAKE US WHERE THE LLAMAS ARE!

It's Neutron! Who needs tiny collaborators

BUT I CAN'T (smash!) BREAK (smash!)

You! Get out there and cause as much

CINDY (O.S.) (cont'd)

These boys are still fighting over you?

SFX: <<FART NOISE>>

COSMO AND WANDA

JIMMY AND CINDY

JORGEN AND CALAMITOUS

Why are you hitting yourself?

CALAMITOUS (O.S.) (cont'd)

remake it in my own glorious image! And

CARL, SHEEN, COSMO, WANDA

This is all our fault, Turner. Our stupid

Calamitous wants to blow up the

KIDS AND COSMO, WANDA

We know you have a lot of choices out

JIMMY, TIMMY & CINDY

I need you to create the craziest, most

Make a move, I dare you. With my new

COSMO AND SHEEN

COSMO AND SHEEN

COSMO AND SHEEN

Since you helped to free me and round

SFX: <<"SHINY TEETH" SONG: "MY SHINY TEETH AND ME!!!">>

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