The Little Bit Naughty Book of Wild Sex Positions

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Let’s go outside
Because bedrooms can
get boring…

Taking your love-making on


location is a great way to open
your mind and body to new sex
positions you wouldn’t normally
try on the sheets and pillows.

Here’s our sizzling selection of


sexperiments to liven up
every room in the house...

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T H E F WORD
Mild-to-wild rating: 3

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THE PLEASURE
Combine food and sex in this
delicious position. She lies back on Introduce a little role-play. He wears
the kitchen worktop or table with her nothing but a chef’s hat or apron. With a little
legs raised. He stands before her and flavoured lube and a handful of strawberries,
enters her, grabbing onto her legs or he turns her whole body into a living fruit
thighs if necessary to balance. salad – and licks her all over to get
Thrusting and holding her up can her ready for penetration.
be a lot of work for him, but this position
offers deep penetration and unparalleled
vaginal and clitoral stimulation. Partners can
maintain eye contact throughout, and she can
vary the degree of penetration by putting her feet
onto his chest to make it deeper, or wrap her legs
around his neck or back to increase the feeling
of intimacy and involvement. If she puts her feet
onto his chest, she’s got a bit more leverage and
is less likely to fall off. She can lower her legs
towards her chest to lengthen the angle of her
vagina and give longer, tighter penetration.

He says: ‘Pressing the soles of her feet


against my chest meant that I could really
thrust hard into her.’

She says: ‘The smooth wood of the table


underneath my body made me feel really alive
and awoke every nerve ending in my body.’

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H AR D LAY AT THE OF F ICE
Mild-to-wild rating: 4

Ever fantasised about having sex at work? The woman-on-


top position is great for quickie sex in an extremely
confined space like a stationery cupboard.
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cabinet or shelf while she straddles him, THE PLEASURE
her knees bent, bracing her feet against
the wall opposite and her back against Make sure you’re wearing clothes
the wall behind her. Using both walls for that have easy access (and make for
support, she pushes away with her feet a quick getaway if you get caught).
and bounces up and down on his penis. A short skirt with panties that can
Her breasts are in optimum position for him be pulled aside is ideal.
to take into his mouth while she slides up and
down his length. He can grip her rump to help
support her and control the speed of her movements.
She can use her thighs to raise herself up so that only
the tip of his penis is inside his vagina. Using her PC
muscles to make sure he doesn’t fall out, she can then
gently swivel her hips from side to side before slowly
sliding back down again so that the whole length of him is
inside her once more.

He says: ‘I loved that she bit down onto my shoulder to muffle her
moans of ecstasy. I wore that bite mark like a badge of pride for days.’

She says: ‘There’s something really urgent about doing it in a confined


space. With such limited range of movement, my clit was pressed tight
against his pubic bone and every sensation was so much more intense.’

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D O O R WAY T O HEAVEN
Mild-to-wild rating: 4

Doorways are a much-neglected potential hotspot in the home (or


hotel room, or office, or wherever you are when the urge strikes you).
In this rear-entry position, you prop yourselves up on the sturdy
frame, leaving all your energy to lavish upon each other. He leans
back across the doorway, making a diagonal
across the frame with his body. He bends
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THE PLEASURE for her to straddle, and she slowly
lowers herself down onto his waiting
Words can be as arousing as touch. erection. Gently, she moves her body
It’s possible to free one hand each in this weight back while leaning on the
position, so why not highlight steamy opposite diagonal so that from the
passages from a favourite erotic side the lovers look like the letter X.
novel and take it in turns
As she does this, both lovers will feel
to read aloud?
the angle of penetration become tighter
and more intense.

He says: ‘It took a couple of minutes to get used to the tight hold she
had on my dick – it felt like her whole body was bearing down on it.
I was worried I might come too soon, so I reached around and played
with her clitoris to speed up her climax.’

She says: ‘This is a great way to experiment with sex al fresco without
actually leaving the house. We tried it in the back doorway on a hot
summer’s night. It’s tough on the thighs, and quite strenuous, but
working up a sweat only added to the intensity of the position.’

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It’s a shame to save this nurturing


position for when it’s cold outside.
No matter what time of year, why not
substitute the fire for a TV screen
and play an erotic film to arouse
and inspire you?

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W INTER WARM E R
Mild-to-wild rating: 3

Most of us have fantasised about making love in


front of a crackling log fire. He sits with his legs
outstretched in front of him. She sits in his lap,
wrapping her pussy around his erect penis and
then slowly leans forward. This is about gentle,
incremental stimulation rather than deep
thrusting, so focus on small, but stimulating
circular gyrations and pulsing pussy squeezes.
She’s very much in control of his pleasure
here – the further forward she leans, the tighter
the squeeze around his dick. He can return the
treat – the back is our largest flat expanse of skin
but we often neglect it as an erogenous zone.
By lavishing her back, neck and shoulders with
kisses, nibbles and nips, he can make her shiver –
despite the fire’s flames!

He says: ‘Playing with her nipples so close like this


was a new and exciting angle for me. I loved the
weight of a breast in each hand.’

She says: ‘It didn’t take long to work out that if I


lean my body forward just a couple of centimetres
he gets an extra squeeze that makes his whole
body tingle. It’s great to know I can turn him on so
much with so little effort.’

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L O VE IN T HE TUB
Mild-to-wild rating: 3

He lies back in the tub. Sitting astride him,


she places her legs tightly against his sides,
tucking her feet in under him for support.
The man opens his thighs just enough for
her to slip down off his lap and onto his
erection. Do this slowly, allowing yourselves
to feel each millimetre of penetration as it
happens. Focus on the moment when the
tip of his dick prises apart her pussy lips
and enters for the first time.
Clutching each other’s wrists, both
partners lean back carefully. Keeping her
knees pressed together will maintain a tight
squeeze on the penis. Neither partner takes
the lead in this position and, although it
looks difficult, the support of the water will
ease any strain. The only potential power
struggle is over who gets the tap end!

He says: ‘This is a great way to make love


after a long and stressful day.’

She says: ‘I love the feeling of


weightlessness, and I’m sure this helps me
to relax and gives me a stronger orgasm.’

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THE PLEASURE

It can be tempting to indulge yourselves with


a bath full of bubbles, but detergents can wash
away your natural juices. Sticking to plain old hot
water with a couple of drops of plain massage oil
means that your skin will be softened, but
won’t become irritated – and you can
look down and take real visual
pleasure in your union.

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T H E S OFA SUPPER
This side-by-side position is great for
spontaneous but lazy sex. Lie on your sides in a
simple embrace, beginning in the same foetal
position. Slowly press your bodies together; his
chest is close into her back. Raising her outside
leg slightly, she squeezes the penis in the groove
of her buttocks and with very slight movements
of her pelvis she makes him hard between them.
Arching her back exposes her genitals even more
so that the man can rub the tip of his penis
against her vulva, until she is wet and begging to
take him inside her.

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THE PLEASURE

Crack open the champagne and pass it to


and from each other in a flute. One glass of
sparkling wine will lower your inhibitions and up
your testosterone, making for hot, horny sex.
He can also drizzle the golden liquid over
her breasts and belly during sex.
The tiny fizzing bubbles will
stimulate her skin.

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Mild-to-wild rating: 3

He says: ‘We often make love in this position late at


night when we’re chilling in front of a horny film.
We can both see the screen at the same time.
Sometimes we do it with the sound turned down
and listen to our own moans instead.’

She says: ‘I like to stimulate my own clitoris here,


holding it between my thumb and forefinger and
feeling it swell as he rocks inside me. I flick it to bring
myself to orgasm at just the right moment.’

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Power, pain
Bondage, domination and submission,
master and mistress, slave and servant
– the very words are enough to send
a shiver down the spine. There can be
something wonderfully liberating about
surrendering to your lover’s commands,
and the power of watching them
do your bidding can trigger intense
orgasms. The positions on the following
pages are designed to inject maximum
psychological tension as well as
physical pleasure into your power play.
Whether you’re in the mood to submit
or dominate, to give or receive, there’s a
position here for you.

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and pleasure
Play by the rules:
• Safety and security underpin even
the most extreme power play
positions.
• Don’t attempt them when you’re
drunk or on drugs, or with someone
you’ve just met. These positions are
extreme and risky, and you need
trust and good judgement.
• The intense fantasy of fetish
means that sometimes you can
whimper ‘no’ when you mean ‘yes’.
Have a code word with no sexual
connotations that really
means ‘stop’.

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MALE-DOMINANT POSITIONS

H ER M AST ER’S VOIC E


Mild-to-wild rating: 4

She stands facing a wall, wearing heels or


standing on a box or step to raise her
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pelvis in line with his. She presses the
THE PLEASURE
front surface of her body into the wall,
and he bends his legs and enters her
To add to her feelings of complete
from behind, putting his whole body
surrender, and to amplify his sexy
weight behind her so that her body
suggestions, he blindfolds her
is pressed flat against the wall. This
and guides her body into
position offers deep penetration for position himself.
him and excellent G-spot stimulation
for her. He can whisper in her ear what a
bad girl she’s been, and list all the ways he
intends to punish her.

He says: ‘The master-and-slave fantasy is really horny but


saying the words doesn’t always come easily and we can get a
bit giggly when we’re face to face. When there is no eye contact,
it’s much easier to indulge the fantasy that I’m a stranger forcing
her to have an orgasm against her will.’

She says: ‘I like to do this wearing a really high pair of heels that
I got in a fetish shop in London. I can’t really walk in them, but
they bring my hips up to the right height for his dick and make
me feel even more vulnerable because I know that I couldn’t run
away even if I wanted to – which I don’t!’

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T H E STOCKING FILLER
Mild-to-wild rating:

This tied-up tease is a great position for couples who are


new to bondage as the restraints used are light and simple
and the position is not physically challenging.
She lies back on the bed, spread-eagling her body so
that her arms and legs are as far apart as they can go.
Using a couple of pairs of her stockings, he ties her wrists
and ankles to the bedposts. He allows her a little room to
wriggle, and ensures that her blood can still circulate, but
is firm enough so that she can’t move until he unties her.
He lies over her, supporting his weight on his elbows, enters
her and thrusts. It’s powerfully erotic, with the woman at
her most open and vulnerable, and the man able to exercise
his full sexual power. He controls most of the thrusting, and
there’s very little effort involved for her. Kissing and talking
is possible throughout, as is all-important eye contact and
close body contact.

He says: ‘Because her legs are spread so wide, I get to see


myself pumping in and out of her, which makes my erection
even harder.’

She says: ‘I love the feeling of being laid out for him to
explore and conquer. I’ve discovered all sorts of new erotic
hidden places in this position, like the skin on the inside of
my arms and inner thighs.’

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Give her orgasm a helping hand.


A pillow under her hips alters the entire
tilt of her pelvis, exposing her clitoris to
much more friction, and making
orgasm much more likely.

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A N K LE CLASP
Mild-to-wild rating: 4

Her hot body is on full display in this position,


and she’s helpless to do anything but lie back
and bask in his desire and adoration.
She lies on her back, and he kneels and
enters her, holding a firm grip on her ankles
and spreading her legs as wide as they will
go. You’ll want to experiment with the most
pleasing width and the pace of thrusting.
Penetration will be deep and the pressure of
his pelvic bone on her clitoris adds delicious
friction to the mix.

He says: ‘That moment when I prise her legs


apart and watch her vagina open up like a
flower in front of me is the biggest turn-on I can
describe. Sometimes I pull out and just gaze at
it. I like to leave it just long enough so that she’s
begging to have me inside her again.’

She says: ‘He knows just how far to push me


when he stretches my legs apart. He’ll hold
them as far as they can go, and then he’ll push
them just a millimetre more with each thrust.
That tiny pain in my leg muscles adds a new
dimension to the pleasure in my pussy.’

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She’ll be dying to stimulate her clitoris to


intensify her climax. He can permit her to do as
much or as little of this as he desires, perhaps
allowing her fingers to hover over her exposed
clit, but only lightly brushing the sensitive
bud. She can’t fully stimulate
herself until he says so.

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T H E ROSY CHEEK
Mild-to-wild rating: 3

One of the most popular bondage


role-play scenarios is the naughty
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student and the strict teacher
who needs to instil some THE PLEASURE

discipline into his charge.


She kneels on all fours, Everyone likes to give and receive different
degrees of spanking. Begin with a light slap with
ass raised slightly in the air,
her hand; if that turns you both on, you might want
her arms spread before her
to invest in a special paddle from a sex shop.
on the bed in a gesture of
Whether you’re spanking a man or a woman,
submissiveness. He kneels
it’s important to slap the juicy flesh of the
behind her, his knees apart,
bottom, not the back, as that’s where
and penetrates her. He can
the vulnerable vital organs live.
lightly slap her bottom, watching
it turn a rosy pink. There’s not much
scope for thrusting but this position will
bring the blood flowing to her genitals and she
can use that extra sensation to clench her PC muscles and give
him a squeeze to climax. It’s also great for G-spot stimulation.

He says: ‘I love the moans and groans that I get from her in this position,
and I love to feel the heat rush to her skin.’

She says: ‘I love the way that my tits press against the bed in this
position. Sometimes, when he’s not looking, I sneak one hand between
my legs and caress myself, or give my breasts little pinches.’

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FEMALE-DOMINANT POSITIONS

R
Mild-to-wild rating: 5

O LE REVERSAL
We’re used to sex positions where the man carries the
woman, but have you ever thought of reversing those roles?
After all, a good mistress knows she is a strong, capable
woman who understands that it’s important to protect as
well as punish her slave. Unless she’s an Olympic weightlifter
going out with a champion jockey, she will need to
support him on some kind of surface that can
bear his weight. The kitchen worktop, a
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dressing table or office desk is ideally
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placed to be at her hip height.
He sits on the edge; she stands
Her breasts are at his eye level in
opposite him and parts her legs, this primal position. She can enhance
allowing him to penetrate her. He them by letting them spill out of
stabilises himself by grasping her a tight, lace-up corset.
buttocks and gently the mistress and
her slave rock to orgasm.

He says: ‘This position is really nurturing and we often


use it after really dirty sex in another position, just to
finish off. There’s something really tender about it and
after really kinky abusive sex sometimes you just want
something a bit cuddlier.’

She says: ‘I order him to lower his head and suck my breasts
in this position. He’s only too keen to obey.’

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H EEL , BOY!
Mild-to-wild rating: 4

This female-superior position is a treat


for the man who loves sexy feet and
the dominatrix who wants to show off
her pedicure and/or shoe collection.
He lies on his back, knees bent, in
a semi-supine position. His mistress
talks dirty or masturbates him until his
dick is hard and then straddles him,
lowering her pussy onto his erection.
She then slowly moves her legs around
until they are extended in front of her,
with her feet in his face. She uses her
hands on his knees to stabilise herself
and begins to squeeze and rock on top
of his penis. She can then use her feet
to tease and taunt him, whether that
involves inserting a toe into his mouth,
or lightly applying pressure with the
sharp stab of a stiletto.

He says: ‘It’s my favourite view in


the world. I’m getting hard now just
thinking about it.’

She says: ‘Until you have your


toes sucked, you have no idea how
powerfully erotic it feels.’

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She can stoke his anticipation while he’s


out or at work by sending him sexy picture
messages of her feet and legs clad in
nothing but a pair of red high heels.
It’s one hot way to guarantee
he’ll be home on time.

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B A D COP
Mild-to-wild rating: 4

This woman-on-top position allows him to gaze up


at her in rapt adoration. Add the thrill of him being
restrained, and fireworks are guaranteed.
He lies on his back and she uses handcuffs,
bondage tape or even an old tie to secure his arms to
the bedpost. As she restrains him, she talks to him,
reminding him that he can’t get away. She straddles
him and gently slides herself down onto his erection
and uses her thighs to move up and down. Unless she
has strong thighs, this position can get tiring quickly,
but she can move about and even drop down into
female missionary. He may find it more comfortable
if his head is propped up on pillows. She may choose
to withhold this comfort, depending on how generous
she’s feeling and how obedient he is being.

He says: ‘The only bit of your body you can really move
is your hips, so that’s what I kept doing – bucking them
up and digging my dick as deep into her as I could. She
was trying to be a strict dominatrix but she couldn’t hide
the pleasure every time I pushed a little deeper into her.’

She says: ‘Usually when I’m playing the mistress,


I tell him to pinch my tits or play with my clit.
Because his hands were tied, I had to do this myself …
and that was sexy.’

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THE PLEASURE

Capitalise on the handcuffs and invent


a scenario in which she has arrested
him and will let him go without charge
on the condition that he makes her
climax before he comes.

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T H E SUSPENSION BR ID G E
Mild-to-wild rating: 5

He lies with his back and shoulders on the bed and his feet on
another surface, like a dressing table or sturdy chair, so that his
body is making a kind of bridge between the two
pieces of furniture. The dominatrix stands
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and grabs his hips and slowly raises THE PLEASURE
his pelvis until his hard-on is exactly
where she wants it to be – ready Scatter scratchy sequins on the floor
to penetrate her. She can bend her below him and tell him that it’s a bed of
legs and use her arms to rock him nails. Fear of falling will add a delicious
to orgasm. This is a great position tension to the proceedings as he
for a strong, fit woman to revel in the struggles to keep the ’bridge’
power of her body, but avoid it if he’s in the air.
got a weak back, or if your furniture is
likely to slide out from underneath him.

He says: ‘There’s a real element of trust involved in this one as I


musn’t drop her, but if she puts too much of her weight on me I’d
be forced to the floor. The words she said really made this one come
alive, telling me she could make me fall any minute and making me
promise undying allegiance to her in return for my safety.’

She says: ‘His legs are supporting most of his body weight so it’s not
as tiring as it looks. A lot of BDSM positions are about psychology so
it’s nice to have one where I’m so physically dominant.’

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Joy of toys
There’s more to sex toys than
solo masturbation, and there’s
more to sex positions than penis
meets vagina. These positions
incorporate the most popular sex
toys and are great for maximum
pleasure with minimum time and
effort from you. They all make
for delicious foreplay and can
be enjoyed as a main event in
themselves.

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A DDICT ED T O BUZZ
Mild-to-wild rating: 3

This high-tech twist on sex in the missionary position,


where she lies back on the bed and he lies on top
and penetrates, couldn’t be simpler. PUMP UP

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There are a lot of reasons why this plain THE PLEASURE
old man-on-top position is the most popular
love-making pose throughout the world – If you don’t have a vibrating
it’s easy, intimate and nurturing. But it also cock ring then wedging a miniature
comes with a bit of a design fault in that he vibrator between your pubic bones
controls the depth and pace of the thrusting creates a similar sensation.
and can reach his climax within a few minutes,
while she can find it challenging to receive the
clitoral stimulation she needs to reach orgasm. So
take all the fuss out of it by slipping on a vibrating cock ring.
These are little toys with a tiny in-built vibe that he slips over
his cock and balls before entering her. The ring traps the blood
in his erection, making it feel harder and last longer, and the
little vibrating tip delivers a fast, furious stimulation to her
clitoris that could have her climaxing in as little as 20 seconds.

He says: ‘I am, of course, dedicated to my partner’s pleasure but I have


to say that it’s great to let the toy do all the work. If you’re really horny,
but really lazy, this is ideal.’

She says: ‘The first time we tried this I came so quickly that he had barely had
time to get started. Now I know that an orgasm is pretty much guaranteed,
I can relax into the penetration and enjoy that as well as the clit stim.’

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V IB EALICIOUS
Mild-to-wild rating: 4

He sits with his legs outstretched and parted. She faces


him and lowers herself onto his penis, extending her legs
over his so that they point out past his back. His arms
encircle her, supporting her upper back, and her hands
grasp the outside of his upper arms. Both partners lean
back, creating an X-shape with their outstretched legs.
Many women love the sense of surrender and
vulnerability this position promotes. With her head flung
back to expose her breasts and upper body, and her legs
parted to reveal her clitoris and vulva, she can revel in the
attention as her lover enjoys the view. Thrusting is almost
impossible so it’s hard for him to race towards a climax.
Clit stim is pretty much impossible without a little outside
help, as you’re both using your arms to support each other,
so invest in a strap-on vibrator that rests lightly on the clit
but still gives him access to penetrate. They were made for
positions like this. When she comes, the contractions could
be enough to make him come without thrusting.

He says: ‘I get a second-hand buzz as the vibrations


travel through her body and into mine. It’s a weird but
nice feeling.’

She says: ‘I actually like the act of strapping on the vibe in


itself. I like the way it looks on my body and admire myself
in the mirror as the straps squeeze into my curves. Just
putting it on gets me horny.’

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Strap-ons usually have a hand-held control


panel. Instead of leaving the toy buzzing on
the same setting, let him take an active
role in her pleasure by being responsible
for the control panel. Will he tease her
with a low setting or turn the
ecstasy up to 11?

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T H E TA NDEM
Mild-to-wild rating:

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Double-headed dildos are usually THE PLEASURE
associated with lesbian sex play,
but hetero couples can find plenty Assume this position in front of a mirror.
of places to accommodate the two- It’s a shame to share such an intense
headed beauty. experience and miss out on the eye
He sits with his back to her – contact and visual connection that a
she places the double dildo on the mirror allows you to share.
bed between them, and then lowers
herself onto it, penetrating herself
vaginally. He then raises his hips
and she guides his butt down onto
the dildo, using a liberal amount
of lube. She controls the pace of
the movement and can also reach
around to caress her partner’s
erect penis.

He says: ‘I love feeling the scratch of


her fingernails down my back in this
position.’

She says: ‘I love getting him lubed


up, then watching his ass-cheeks
part as he accommodates the shaft.
It gives me a taste of what it must be
like when he uses a toy on me,
or puts his dick inside me.’

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B ETTER
Mild-to-wild rating: 5

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T H AN T O GIVE
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it must be like to be a woman and THE PLEASURE
to be penetrated. The nearest
he’ll ever get is experiencing He can give her a ‘blow job.’ Again, this plays
a strap-on dildo – a life-sized on notions of gender and power. If he kneels before
penis in a harness that ties her and takes the dildo between his lips he gets
around his lover’s waist or to experience the fullness in his mouth that most
women are familiar with. To add to the ecstasy,
hips. It can also be hugely
she can utter commands to him, such as
empowering for her to experience
‘Suck my dick.’ With his mouth full,
the thrust and power that
he can hardly protest…
penetrating a partner brings.
He bends over the bed or a chair,
propping his upper body up on his arms to
create the ideal angle for the dildo to enter and sit comfortably in his
rectum. She stands behind him, a strap-on dildo firmly attached to her
hips, holds his hips, pulls apart his cheeks, applies plenty of lube and
slowly enters him, going gently at first, and building up to a pace that
he’s happy with.

He says: ‘The first few seconds are the most intense. I can feel a swell of
pleasure as the tip of the strap-on travels over my prostate gland.’

She says: ‘I found a belt that had a little nodule to massage my clitoris.
He thought I was pumping in and out extra hard for his benefit but,
really the pleasure was all mine.’

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B EA D WORK
Mild-to-wild rating: 4

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in men but many women also
enjoy the feeling. Because Find out whether fast or slow works best for
they’re small and easy to use, you – as you approach climax, tease yourself
beads are great for people who and build up to a rippling orgasm by removing
are new to anal play. If you’re them slooooowly. The next time, whip the beads
having vaginal sex, love beads all out at the last minute to trigger an orgasm
lend themselves to the doggy that could be more intense than
position – she kneels on all fours. any you’ve had before.
First, he inserts the beads one by
one into her ass. Then, if she can stand
it, he penetrates her vaginally and thrusts,
pulling the beads out slowly to send her over the edge. She can
return the favour by bending him over and doing the same,
although it’s important to wash anal toys between partners,
even if you’re both healthy.

He says: ‘Watching the beads disappear into her ass really gets me hot.
I’m sure that her pussy feels tighter when she’s wearing them, too.’

She says: ‘I love the fact that the anal beads come in these pastel colours.
You could mistake them for sweets or a cute plastic necklace but they’re not
as innocent as they look!’

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Lip service
Oral sex is the most likely way for
women to reach orgasm and a treat
that men never say no to. Most of us
do it in the same old position every
time – lying back on the bed while
our partner kneels between our legs
and licks their lips in anticipation.
While that’s great, there’s a whole
world of oral sex positions just
waiting to be explored, whether
you’re giving it, getting it, or doing
both at once…

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SHE GIVES, HE RECEIVES

T WIC E AS NICE
Mild-to-wild rating: 5

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This position offers the double delights THE PLEASURE

of her tongue stimulating his anus and


perineum (a fine art known as rimming If he slips a cock ring over his cock
and balls, she can tease him to a longer,
or anulingus) while her hands run up
stronger erection. When she’s had enough,
and down the shaft of his penis.
or she thinks he can’t take any more, she
She lies on her back on the bed.
should easily be able to put him out
He crouches over her so that his anus
of his misery… and into the
is hovering just over her face, and gently
realms of pleasure.
lowers himself so that his skin is touching,
but not crushing her. She raises her knees which
he catches hold of to help him balance and breathe. She is then free to
reach between or around his legs and slide her hands up and down the
shaft of his penis, paying particular attention to the super-sensitive tip,
while she explores his ass with her mouth. Alternatively, he can stimulate
himself with his own hand while she uses both her hands to part his
ass cheeks and delve even deeper. Many men have never allowed their
partner to explore the secret pleasure zones of the ass.

He says: ‘I was a bit nervous about having her explore my anus but after
some foreplay in the shower I was confident enough to let her boldly go
where no girlfriend had gone before. The double sensation of her hands
and mouth gave me the strongest orgasm I’ve ever known.’

She says: ‘It can be a bit suffocating, but if you breathe through your nose
you’re ok. I was worried about him getting tired and smothering me, but
he came so quickly that it needn’t have been a concern.’

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T O N G UE- IN- CHEEK
Mild-to-wild rating: 3

She kneels before her man, her body


sideways on to his rather than facing
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him directly. She then takes him
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into her mouth and, using slow,
consistent motions, she gently
She decides beforehand whether she wants
sucks and licks him to a knee-
to swallow and makes the most of her choice. If
trembling climax. It’s a real
she’s going to do it, she tells him she wants to taste
novelty for him to find the tip
all of him, and licks her lips after the event. If she
of his penis in the soft hollow
doesn’t, she can still turn his ejaculation into part of
of her cheek rather than the game by asking him to come on her breasts
tickling the roof of her mouth. and watch her as she kneels before him and
If he’s thrusting too much, massages his liquid into her skin like
she can make her thumb and a luxurious body lotion.
forefinger into an L-shape until the
tiny webbed piece of skin between her
thumb and forefinger is taut. By placing her
hand at the base of his penis, she can use it as a ‘brake’ to stop
herself biting off more than she can chew.

He says: ‘I love the way she looks up into my eyes when she’s doing this.
It makes me know that even though she seems submissive, she loves
what she’s doing almost as much as I do.’

She says: ‘I love that moment when his whole body tenses and I know
he’s going to come. It makes me feel really powerful. I look up at him
and think, “I did that.”’

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T U N N E L OF LOVE
Mild-to-wild rating: 5

Deep-throating – when he thrusts his penis as far into her mouth as it


will go – is a porno trick that most men will have seen but few will have
experienced. She doesn’t need to be a circus freak sword-swallower but
she does need to be in a position where her head and throat are in line,
either with her head hanging off the bed or propped up on pillows. This
makes a straight line of her throat, and prevents him feeling that his
penis has to bend around in her throat. He needs to progress slowly,
allowing her to accommodate his dick little by little, and he needs to
be sympathetic to the fact that she has to breathe
through the gag reflex.
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appeal, deep-throating doesn’t actually feel
If this position feels uncomfortable that great for a guy. When he’s in that deep,
for her – and it can – she can press he’ll come into contact with the epiglottis
her breasts together and ask him at the entrance to your throat (a soft part
to finish his thrusting in her of the body that she can’t flex or contract),
cleavage. which means that stimulation is minimal.

He says: ‘We tried this but to be honest once my dick was all the way in,
I couldn’t feel it. It’s definitely more about the way it looks and the taboo
of the position.’

She says: ‘This was hard work and an unusual feeling. I wouldn’t call it
unpleasant, but I didn’t feel like I could control or pleasure him the way
I can if my head is the other way up.’

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HE GIVES, SHE RECEIVES

Q UEEN FOR A DAY Mild-to-wild rating: 4

A woman sitting on her lover’s face is


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known as ‘queening’ in fetish circles,
and everyone who has tried it either THE PLEASURE
loves or hates it. He slips a pillow
under his head and lies still This position is playful as well as intense.
while she gyrates over his lips, She can tease and tantalise her lover by stroking
tongue and nose (he should never the skin of his chest with a feather tickler while
he goes to work on her. If she can make him
underestimate the pleasure of a
laugh, the rush of his breath will further
well-timed nudge with his nose; to
stimulate her, and if he wriggles
her, in this pose, it feels just like the
underneath her, she’ll feel every
tip of a penis).
twitch of his body.
He stimulates her with both upward
and downward motions and lots of suction.
If she’s got her back to him, he’s perfectly placed
for toying with her anus and perineum. If she’s facing him, he’ll
be in prime position for stimulating her clit. It does require a lot of
thigh power on her part not to crush him, which might stop her from
relaxing enough to come. If you can’t go the distance, use this as a
prequel to the classic cunnilingus position, where she lies back and
he lies between her legs.

He says: ‘I can tell by the contractions in her pussy when she’s about to come,
and to tease her, I lay off her clitoris and make my tongue hard and poke it
inside her, delaying her orgasm for a few seconds more.’

She says: ‘I had to sink onto all fours when I felt my orgasm coming because
otherwise I knew I’d collapse onto his face and suffocate him.’

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THE PLEASURE

Sometimes the skin either side of the clitoris


is more sensitive than the bud itself. He can
use his tongue to make sweeping circles
around her clit, asking her to rate each
miniature erogenous zone from 1–10,
so that he can plot a map of
her moan zones.

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A IR KISS
Mild-to-wild rating: 3

This animalistic pose features her crouching on


all fours, with her ass raised into the air like a
cat on heat.
He lies on his back on the bed. She crawls
over him, making progress up his body, enjoying
the skin-to-skin and eye contact, until her hips
are level with his face. Then she lowers her head
and shoulders down onto the bed, letting her
breasts press against the sheets and her ass rise
up into the air. Her pussy isn’t quite touching
his face but they’re so close that she can feel his
warm breath on her clitoris. He then extends his
tongue to caress her clitoris and vulva. She can
control the intensity of the stimulation by raising
and lowering her ass. If she pulls away from his
mouth, she’ll experience light, fluttery strokes.
If she bears down, the stimulation will be firmer
and stronger.

He says: ‘I enjoy this most if she has a freshly


waxed or shaved pussy because I can access
every millimetre of her skin.’

She says: ‘This is a great way to combine oral


with full penetration. I can slide back down his
body and sit on his dick for a while.
It keeps him hard and hungry for more.’

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SIMULTANEOUS STIMULATION

Z IG -Z A G
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The Zig-Zag looks like position
impossible, but actually you’re
This position is all about confidence – confidence
both using your body weight to
that you can support your lover and confidence that
support each other.
you smell and taste good enough to eat. Warming up
Begin with her crouching
in the shower together beforehand is a great prelude
over him, with her back to
to passion. Lather each other’s genitals using a mild,
him and her feet on the outer
unfragranced shower gel (soap can strip away
sides of his thighs, while he sits
her natural juices). Hot water will also help
down. Then slowly, she raises her
loosen up your muscles before
ass up to his face, holding onto his
assuming the position.
thighs for support, and he leans slowly
back. Take each other in your mouths and
go nuts.
Although it isn’t easy for him to access the clitoris, a
strap-on vibe can do some of the hard work on his behalf.
You can also happily reverse roles so that he’s on top,
although you need to be fairly evenly matched in terms of
body weight and strength.

He says: ‘I loved the feeling of bearing her weight – she really sank
into my face.’

She says: ‘This was a killer on my thighs and I found that I had to choose
between holding the position and relaxing enough to allow myself to
orgasm. It’s worth it for the novelty value, but I’d never be able to hold that
position for the length of time it usually takes me to achieve an orgasm.’

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T H E HONEY POT
Mild-to-wild rating: 5

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He lies back with his head on the edge
of the bed or a chair and his legs bent. THE PLEASURE

She spreads her legs and gradually


You’re hungry for each other, so take that
walks over him until her head is bent
one step further. Edible panties, available for
over his penis and her own genitals
men and women, will create a whole new
are lined up with his face. Both
sensation as the soft sugar-paper caresses
lovers are then in prime position to
you, and your lover’s tongue and teeth
lick their lips and give great head.
make their way towards the holy
She’ll probably need both hands to
grail – your sensitive skin.
grab onto his hips to stabilise her, but
his hands are free to wander to her breasts,
clitoris, anus or wherever else she likes to be
touched. He can also clasp her waist and give her something to
lean on and extra staying power. This position also lends itself
brilliantly to coffee tables as they’re the right height for her to
straddle. Just check it can bear his weight before beginning, and
avoid ones made of glass!

He says: ‘Usually when she gives a blow job her mouth is the other way up,
but in this position you get the tongue on the top of your penis and the roof
of her mouth stimulating the underside, which is a real novelty.’

She says: ‘It’s not too physically demanding but we found that it’s hard to
receive pleasure when you’re concentrating on what you’re doing to your
partner. In the end, we took it in turns; I’d stimulate him for a couple of
minutes, then he’d kiss me, and that way we both felt the benefits.’

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Faster, harder,

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stronger, longer...
Ruder For the following positions,
you need to have an open
mind and a fit body. They
break sexual taboos and
physically they can take a
while to master, but once
you’ve tried them you’ve
opened the door to a lifetime
of potential pleasure.

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T H E H INGE
Mild-to-wild rating: 4

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THE PLEASURE
She lies on her back and folds her legs
in so that the fronts of her thighs He can capitalise on the controlling
are pressed against her breasts. He nature of his position by wearing a pair of
approaches her from the side and leather gloves and stroking her skin all over
gradually bears down on her, pushing before and during penetration. Black
her legs further towards her chest. leather is the stuff of sex-with-a-
His pelvis is pressed against the backs stranger fantasies.
of her thighs. His arms are out in front of
him, supporting him on the bed. When she’s
as ‘folded’ as she can go, he gently penetrates
her. There is little room for clitoral stimulation
in this position. If she’s hung up about her butt
and doesn’t like doggy style, then this is the one
for her as the taut positioning of her legs shows
her derriere off to its best advantage.

He says: ‘The resistance of her leg muscles


means that you sort of bounce, rather than
thrust, your way to orgasm, which is a
delightful novelty.’

She says: ‘This is great if you can’t


decide whether to have straight or anal sex,
and I like to take the time to get him to
warm up both areas before I let him know
what’s on the menu tonight.’

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T HE SIDE SA D D L E
Mild-to-wild rating: 4

Kneeling sideways on the floor, she props one


elbow against a bed or a soft chair. She then
presses the soles of her feet together, offering
him a teasing glimpse of her opening, and slowly
raises her upper leg so that he can kneel behind
and to the side of her and penetrate
her. Hooking his arms around her
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thighs, he then raises her off the
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floor so that all her body weight
is supported by her elbow and
Strategically placed pillows under his
his hold. She feels wonderfully
knees and her elbow can take the
weightless but because this
strain off the joints and allow you
position is precarious, you might
to continue in this position
be better off slowly rocking and
for longer.
swinging, rather than thrusting,
your way to climax.

He says: ‘Penetrating her from a sideways angle


was a real novelty – her pussy felt slightly
different, and the unusual point of view was
a turn-on. Even her breasts hung in a slightly
different direction.’

She says: ‘This was hard work but worth it –


I felt really safe and nurtured knowing that I was
depending on him to hold me up.’

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T H E SEXY SPIDER
Mild-to-wild rating: 5

From the side, you’ll look like a bizarre eight-legged


creature. But you’ll be too busy enjoying the unique
sensations this position provides to worry about that…
He lies on his back, with only the upper half of his
body on the bed and his legs leaning up against a wall.
She positions herself so that her back is to him and,
using the wall for support, squats onto his erect penis.
Penetration needs to be slow until it’s firmly
established: then, and only then, can he grab
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her ass and begin to drive himself into her.
In this position, his penis rubs against THE PLEASURE
the front of her vaginal wall, stroking
her G-spot. Because she’s on top, she’s Because this position is so visually
in control. compelling, why not try filming
yourselves, or set the camera
to take some sizzling stills
He says: ‘Just when I was thinking this behind you?
couldn’t get any more intense, she reached
between my legs and squeezed my balls gently.
I felt my whole body start to quiver but managed to
hold the position anyway!’

She says: ‘Penetration here feels really unusual and can


take some time to get used to. I could feel his dick tickling
my G-spot, but it wasn’t possible to do the deep, thrusting
strokes I need to come that way. But it was a great
precursor to doggy-style sex where I could… and I did.’

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T AB LE- T OP MOUNT ING
Mild-to-wild rating: 5

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out in the gym than this demanding THE PLEASURE
posture. Make sure you try this one
on a bed rather than a hard surface She might find that wearing a pair of
– couples often find that they topple showgirl-style nipple tassels gives her extra
over without warning during Table- confidence to shake and shimmy all over his
top Mounting! body. Knowing they’re there, but that he can’t
He lies on his back, then props see them, is a huge tease for him and
himself up on his elbows, bends his will only add to the tension in his
knees and lifts his bottom off the bed mind and body.
so that his torso is almost entirely flat
like a table. With her back to him, she slowly
sits on his erect penis, keeping her bent legs tight
and placing her hands on his knees for extra stability. Like all
rear-entry positions, this one has the potential to stimulate
her G-spot. It’s also great for guys who suffer from premature
ejaculation, as the energy needed to maintain the pose diverts
blood away form his penis, slowing down his climax.

He says: ‘She leant forward and her hair cascaded all over my thighs,
tickling and caressing me, which was a nice contrast to the hard physical
work of holding the position.’

She says: ‘I felt very light and feminine and supported by him, and the
penetration was really snug – his dick felt bigger than I’ve ever felt it before.’

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L OVE LOCK
Mild-to-wild rating: 5

Lying on her back, she pulls her legs together


and towards her body. He leans over her,
taking his weight on his hands, which are
placed near her head, and the balls of his feet.
She hooks her ankles around his neck and
grabs his arms for added leverage and support.
He slides into her in a deliberate, slow,
controlled movement.
There’s plenty of scope for talking and eye
contact, unusual in such an animalistic, carnal
position. Plus, his body is pressing against her
vulva, a super-erogenous zone that sometimes
gets overlooked in favour of its neighbours, the
clitoris and vagina.

He says: ‘I feel like a caveman as I lean over


her, about to ravish her. I love to have sex in
this position after I’ve been chasing her around
the house.’
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She says: ‘It took a while to get comfortable in
There’s something urgent and this position, but once I worked out that putting
animalistic about this position. Bare a pillow under my hips would change the angle
your teeth, growl, howl and snarl
of my pelvis, it was like, wow! It lets you enjoy
at each other and release
your inner animals. all of the sensations of that deeper penetration
without putting any of the effort in.’

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Anal sex
Anal sex isn’t just for boy-boy
couplings – lots of women say
they love the super-snug feeling of
back-door loving, and hetero blokes
are often pleasantly surprised to
discover the world of pleasure that is
the prostate gland, a super-sensitive
nodule of pure pleasure a couple
of centimetres or so up the front of
the rectum.

We’ve used boy-girl couplings here,


but the roles can easily be reversed,
with the girl wearing a strap-on to
penetrate the guy. They also work

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for same-sex couples – boy-boy sex
doesn’t need any extra equipment,
but girls might like to use strap-ons
or dildos to penetrate each other.

No matter what combination of


bodies you’re dealing with, anal sex
requires lube and lots of it, because
unlike the vagina, the anus doesn’t
produce its own natural juices, no
matter how aroused you both are.
And even if you’re both clean as
whistles, you should use condoms,
as extra bacteria in this area mean
the risk of infection is high.

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B U G GER’S BANQUE T
Mild-to-wild rating: 4

She lies on a bed, or bends over a table or desk,


legs slightly bent, while he stands on the
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and uses his fingers to lube her
up, massaging her anus and If she’s already on the dining-room table,
checking that she’s relaxed, and why not keep the foodie theme going?
then he gently penetrates her. Massage flavoured lubes into each other as
His immediate instinct will be to part of your foreplay, or decorate your
capitalise on the tight penetration bodies with creams and oils that
by pounding hard, but that might you can’t wait to lick off.
overwhelm his partner. To control his
thrusting at first, he can make a ring
with his thumb and forefinger and place it just
outside the entrance to her anus as a kind of barrier.

He says: ‘My balls were slapping against the table with every
movement of my hips. This tiny distraction stopped me from
coming too soon.’

She says: ‘I found that once I was used to the feeling of him
inside me, I could alter the position of my legs. For example,
if I stretched them out, he felt looser. If I pulled my knees up
to my chest, it felt much tighter for both of us – and that’s
exactly when he came!’

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D O UB LE DECKER
Mild-to-wild rating: 5

He lies flat on his back. She squats over him,


facing his feet, and slowly lowers her ass
onto his erection, tucking her feet in close
to his upper thighs. She leans on her hands
and bounces up and down, rolling her hips
in a gentle figure-of-eight movement to
stimulate him. Flexible women can lean back
so that their backs are resting on their lover’s
chest, which will increase the tightness of
penetration. Take care when leaning forward
in this position as it forces his erection into
an unusual and potentially uncomfortable
position. Experiment with different levels
of leaning back and forth and see how the
tightness varies. This position doesn’t lend
itself to role reversal as men tend to be so
much heavier than their partners.

He says: ‘If we’re not using a toy, I like to slide


my fingers in and out of her wet pussy and
play with her clitoris in this position.’

She says: ‘As a woman you can feel quite


vulnerable during anal sex but actually what
I’m doing here is taking the lead. I control the
rhythm and depth of the penetration.’

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PUMP UP

!
THE PLEASURE

Fill her up and bliss her out by inserting


a Rampant Rabbit into her vagina before or
during this position. The vibrating ears on
this best-selling sex toy will produce
a clitoral orgasm, while the thick,
pulsating shaft will tantalise
her G-spot.

Red Hot and Ruder (Ebury).indd 79 9/4/09 22:33:48


I NT O T HE DEEP
She lies face down on the bed, making a pillow with
her forearms and resting her head on them. Once he
slips inside, she slides her legs out as wide as she can.
He can remain higher up, supporting himself with
extended arms, or he can drop down onto his elbows for
extra contact. If he lowers down he should make sure
the weight is comfortable for her. Both partners enjoy
extra-deep penetration, and because her legs are spread
so wide, she gets the added bonus of the bed-sheets
creating delicious friction on her exposed clitoris.

Red Hot and Ruder (Ebury).indd 80 7/5/09 02:30:08


Mild-to-wild rating: 4

He says: ‘Seeing her sexy legs spread wide either


side of my body was a real turn-on. It felt like
an open invitation for me to penetrate her.’

She says: ‘I slid my forefinger and middle


finger underneath me and placed them just either
side of my clitoris. The pressure of my body
weight combined with his meant that
I only had to move my fingers slightly to
get the extra stimulation I needed to
come in this position.’

PUMP UP

!
THE PLEASURE

Make an already taboo position


positively passionate by investing in
a pair of leg irons to keep her
thighs in the open-wide
position.

Red Hot and Ruder (Ebury).indd 81 7/5/09 02:30:14


L AS A GNA Mild-to-wild rating: 3

She lies on her front and raises her ass towards him,
spreading her legs to make penetration easier for him. He
lies on top of her, resting his weight on his elbows, and takes
her from behind and thrusts backwards and forwards. This
is great for the man who enjoys being in control, because
she can hardly move. But this works in her favour, too, as
penetration is actually quite shallow and he can’t overdo it.

He says: ‘What I love about anal sex is the feeling of


possessing my partner, and the fact that she was face down
on the bed made her surrender complete.’

She says: ‘This is a great position if I’ve already had my


orgasm and my clit and pussy are too sensitive to take any
more stimulation, but he still wants to come inside me. It’s his
favourite way to finish off a sex marathon as he knows he’s
building up to a dirty, deep finale!’

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THE PLEASURE

This position is perfect for role reversal;


women tend to be lighter, and if she’s using a
strap-on, she’ll enjoy pressing her breasts and clitoris
into his back as she penetrates him. Remember
that his prostate gland is a few centimetres up
the front of his rectum, so lavishing attention
on his entrance before filling him
right up will caress his most
sensitive spots.

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I like the way

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you move
Now you’ve tried the hottest and
horniest positions in the world,
it’s time to have a little fun.
The following poses all require
partners to alter their posture
during intercourse so that you
never end up quite where you
started from. Super-fit bodies
aren’t necessary to complete
these, although a degree of
flexibility, a little bit of sexual
experience and a sense
of humour are all a bonus.

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THE PLEASURE

Sexy stockings and suspenders can up the


ante in this position. The stockings will flatter
her legs, while the suspender belt will frame
her pussy. As well as looking hot for him,
silk, satin and lace feel wonderfully
erotic against her skin.

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N UT CRACK E R
Mild-to-wild rating: 5

She lies on the bed on her back with her ass on


the edge and her legs up straight in the air. He
kneels at the edge of the bed. After entering her,
he grabs her legs, crosses them, and holds them
in front of his face. He can cross and uncross
them as you make love, so that her legs make
a constant, scissoring motion. The sensation
of her pussy squeezed tight in tandem with the
deep thrusting when she’s spread wide open
gives both partners lots of variety and allows
you to experience lots of sensations without
changing position.

He says: ‘As I moved her legs in front of me, I felt


like I was literally pumping my way to orgasm
like she was a giant machine to massage my
penis. Plus, the view was amazing.’

She says: ‘Because my pussy was constantly


being manipulated – stretched or snug depending
on where my legs were – each thrust felt
completely different. This made it harder to
build up the steady stimulation I need to come,
but luckily I had easy access to my clitoris, so I
stroked myself while he watched.’

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H EADS UP
Mild-to-wild rating: 3

This is a twist on the missionary position,


whereby once he enters her, she pulls her legs
together tight, essentially sandwiching his penis
and adding delicious friction with each thrusting
motion. He then raises and lowers his body
above her as though he were doing press-ups
in the gym. There is plenty of genital contact,
and each time he moves his body up or down,
the angle of his penis is altered, stimulating her
from the inside out. It’s an interesting alternative
to the in-out thrust of regular man-on-top sex
and one that she might find produces a stronger
orgasm in her. The tight, warm grip around his
penis when he’s in the ‘up’ position will have
him throbbing with ecstasy in record time.

He says: ‘This is such a simple twist on the


same old man-on-top sex, but I really notice
the difference. Penetration is much snugger and
tighter and I like to arch my back as I climax.’

She says: ‘I love the feeling of his weight on top of


me during missionary, but his head usually ends
up buried in my shoulder. Here, I can watch his
expression as he comes, which I really get off on.’

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PUMP UP

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THE PLEASURE

The woman can feel out of control in


this position, which is physically very male-
dominated. A collar and lead can help her regain
some control. When she wants him to bend
down towards her, to change the angle of
penetration or simply to steal a kiss,
a quick tug on his leash is
all she needs.

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Red Hot and Ruder (Ebury).indd 90 9/4/09 22:34:10
S WIN G OUT SIST ER
She wraps her arms around his neck, and with help
Mild-to-wild rating: 4

from him, she wraps her legs around his waist, in the
process of lining her vagina up with his penis so that
he can enter her. This obviously requires strength and
co-ordination on the part of both
lovers, so manoeuvring into
this position is slow and PUMP UP

!
controlled. Once she’s THE PLEASURE
comfortably penetrated,
let the swinging begin! If you really like this, but find it too
physically demanding, it could be worth
investing in a sex swing to achieve
the same sensations but with a
percentage of the effort.

He says: ‘You’d be surprised to know that the tricky


part is not carrying her but lining her up so that
penetration is possible. Once that happens, you fall
into a natural rhythm very quickly.’

She says: ‘I loved the primal show of strength from my


man in this position.’

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PUMP UP

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THE PLEASURE

If you wouldn’t normally make love in such


a daring position, assume alter-egos for whom
anything goes. Decide what your names are going to
be and even add costumes – an item of jewellery
each or a hat is enough – to help you get into
character. Remember, your alter-egos have
no shame, and nothing is too rude
for them to try…

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ROCK MY W O RL D
Mild-to-wild rating: 5

Do this one on the bed because you’re going to


be rocking back and forth and will want lots of
padding under those sensitive spines!
He lies back on the pillows while she straddles
him, her legs bent and her feet flat on the bed.
She slides onto his erect penis. Once they’re
joined, he should slowly sit upright and bend his
knees so that they are pointed slightly outward
at a 45-degree angle. His arms come under her
knees and rest on her back for support. Hold the
position to get used to it for a few moments then
rock back and forth!
This position offers shallow penetration, which
might not sound great but actually has more
passion potential than deep thrusting. The first
third of his penis and the first third of her vagina
are where most of the sensitive, pleasure-packed
nerve endings live, so you’re actually stimulating
the parts most likely to make you climax.

He says: ‘She had to squeeze me with her pussy to


hold me in, which I wasn’t complaining about.’

She says: ‘I loved reaching in for a kiss mid-way


through this. It’s really intimate. The rocking
sensations are soothing.

Red Hot and Ruder (Ebury).indd 93 9/4/09 22:34:16


S
Mild-to-wild rating: 4

P IN N ING JENNY
This daring position has the woman
rotating on top of her lover.
PUMP UP

!
He lies on his back while she
THE PLEASURE
squats down onto his erect penis,
her feet near his hips and keeping
Slip and slide around by covering
her legs bent. To warm up and
yourselves in lube or massage oil
stretch both partners’ genitals in and making love on a rubber
advance of this acrobatic act, she or plastic sheet.
gyrates her hips in tiny circles and
figure-eights. Then she slowly rotates
to the side, using her hands and feet and
counting on his support until she’s facing his feet. He can
stimulate her clitoris or her anus depending on where she’s
facing at any given point in her spin cycle. Most couples
find that after one complete rotation, they’re dying for her to
lean forward and begin bouncing and thrusting in a classic
woman-on-top position.

He says: ‘It was a blast to sit back and enjoy this crazy ride.
I got to view her from every angle.’

She says: ‘This literally stimulates every tiny part of my


vagina. I could feel his dick deep inside places I didn’t even
know existed. It was great to take it slow and make a note of
all the new and exciting feelings I was experiencing.’

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Red Hot and Ruder (Ebury).indd 95 9/4/09 22:34:19
Text Written by Siobhan Kelly copyright © Ebury Press 2010
Photographs copyright © John Freeman 2010

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First published as Red Hot & Even Ruder Positions in Great Britain in
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