Wing Testimonials
Wing Testimonials
Wing Testimonials
or Carlos das staff for that matterbut he was the honorary Gsec Mess, something that changed his life forever. Jains life has two phasesone before becoming the GSec Mess and the one forever. Before: Khush tha After: Kaha chali gayi hai saali khushiJain has been a victim of peoples imaginations, the contents of which are too dirty to mentionbut the keywords would be rickshaw, bartan, thaali, chamasss, sheeshi, kapda, botal, paper ! Waise ab dada retirement ke dino me DC++ ko khatam karne ke mission pe haiEk din me 50 episode dekhne ka dam rakhte haiseries matter nahi karta haiAction movies mute karke bhi dekh sakte haiaur aise koi hindi movie nahi bani jo inhe pasand na aayi hobhajan ke pujari to ye hai hi..
Dishonestly speaking, Jaini is one of the most loved guys around with a rare achievement of being an atthi in DGW and having one of the best jobs in the chemical department.
Takiya Kalam ( Punch line / Frequent slang used abehum bata rahe hai naben...d Nescafe me peeellll ke dinner kar liye hai Will be missed the most for his
Nitin Kapoor
Meet Baankelal, the gentleman by default. Inko baankelal looks ke wajah se to kaha hi jaata hailekin with statements like aaj raat bhar night out maarte hai ,he justifies being Baanke. Most of his research in IIT has been related to preparing and distributing Glucon-D to sports team..of which he usually is an integral part !! Had he not been a great civil engineer, he was a sureshot compounder. The owner of Baanke Medical Stores at DGW, provides free medicine to anyone..needy or notinke paas har dawai ke liye ek bimari hai. Baankelals caring attitude has given him many requests from girls..on orkut..which he neither rejects nor accepts...kyunki pyaar to bagal waale room me hi mil gaya... Baanke..a product of the famous Kapoorshas joined at least 10 communities involving Kapoors on orkut..most notable being.. Kapoors kabhi peeche nahi hat-te His dedication for basketball for 3 years would surely have resulted in debut had he been a dual degree studentbut Kapoors Kabhi peeche nahi hat-teee mere dost! Dishonestly speaking, Baanke is the nicest person in the wing, hall, insti, world. His helping attitude makes him the favourite of one and all. Add to that his tempo for the hall, which makes our beloved Baanke the guy who will be missed the most. Takiya Kalam ( Punch line / Frequent slang used )
Saaaalooooooo......
Kaha jaata hai ki ye jab paida hue the to pehla word na papa than na mummy..wo tha Hello ! Jinke aage JI...Jinke peeche JI...wo hai hamare JIJAJI Take one of his PJs for example: PV Ki BV agar GV degi to kaisa hoga... Aise PJs pe jiju ke liye SN me thaaliyan baj jaati hai... Imagine this...Jiju uthe..jute ki lace baandhi...face wash liya..muh dho ke aaye... bucket liye...usme make up ke saare item daal diye...ghola...aur ghola...aur apna muh baalti me dubo diya and jiju chamak uthe..aur room me aate hi bumchums khola...leather pant pehna...jhatak ke saath...satrangi t-shirt pehna...aeee jhakaaas...la lla laa laala...aur chal diyeeee ! Dishonestly speaking, Jiju is a dancer of high calibre, therefore becoming the Governor of TDS. A well-known figure in the institute...the reason for which is most probably his dancing skills:P
Prashant Rajora Happa of the hall...and also known as the Pappa because of his skill in handling crying babies. Pappas trump card was his 3MB notepad txt file which had romantic shayaris and messages which changed his status from single to.....His interests in music include legends like Kumar Sanu, Nadeem-Shravan and other artists who would fear listening to their own songs.He takes more baths than rest of the wing combined...and he is genuinely acknowledged as the worst singer...of ALL TIME !! Daudne ke cali ke kaaran inko 2nd year me Buddhia ka title diya gaya tha...
Dishonestly speaking, Pappa is an icon of RP because of his contribution as Hall President and leadership resulting in Athletics GC. He comes closest to the Raymonds complete man..with the balance he maintains in acads, extra-acads and family ;)
Takiya Kalam ( Punch line / Frequent slang used Challll tempo se....
Ritesh Chaudhary
Hum Chaudhary hainn, hamare mamaji IAS hainnhum Computer room and networks secy bhi hainnlife me load hi nahi hainnbandi bhi nahi hainnlekin funda poora hainnvolley me smash khub maarte hainn...Lucknow me Priya escooter chalate haiinnaur gaali khaate haiinnlekin load kya haiinnElectrical Department ke shaan haiinnab Coal India ki jaan haiinnab aur kuch bacha nahi haiiinnnnn.. Dishonestly speaking, Chaudhary is peace personified, has a passion for doing nothingmakes volleyball look as simple as anything. His studappa in Computer games resulted in being elected as the Honorary Computer Room and Networks Secy...by record margin !
Haaaaiinnnn.
Saurabh Singh
Chinka the sailor japan me jab gaya , mere yaaro sun lo sun lo Dhund raha tha ek chinki ka pata..mere yaaro sun lo sun lo.. Wo daaru ki dhun me hi tha..wo ooWo chinki ko paa hi gaya..wo oo.. Beer ho togaata hai dil.. Beer nahito vodka yaha Vodka nahito whisky hi mera jahaaaaaaaaannnn. TDS me nachaniya hone ke bavjood, inhone kabhi SN me interest nahi liya..kaaran? Pyaar to bagal me hi mil gaya Dishonestly speaking, this six-pack champ is a baddy stud with a flair for dancing, add to that his shyness and which makes him the complete man(since 2006)almost! Takiya Kalam ( Punch line / Frequent slang used )
Daaru peene chal raha hai kya? Kya lega..beer? Will be missed the most for his : shyness and smiling nature
Chaitanya Ravi Chaiti Kranti Mondal, naam se bangali , shakal se gult of the infamous , IKM , TKM CKM trio , from Bokaro steel city has earned the highest paying job in the current batch!! 1.08 Crore :P CTC . Haramiyat ho ya hasi , dono inki nass nass mein hai . 2nd year mein Most harami fresher se nawaze gaye the . Aisa khauff hai inka ki jinhe insti apna adarsh maanti hai , woh inhe GOD maante hain. Chile mein Coffee with legs ho, Purushottam Express (2802 down) mein pehla nasha ho , ya veggies mein funda session ho , BATA chappal(size<= CG<=chasme ka no.) , shirt-in-pyjama-out aur dedicason alwayzz maintain hai .... The success story: Input ::5 Border Matinee Shows ,5000 mail , 30 Cal Trip(to n fro = 60 :P) , 6 Dilli Trip Processing:: Ghar pe Bokaro Police Chaapa , CBI raid, RAW enquiry Output:: Musaddilal Chale Chile Acknowledgement:: Pranab Mukherjee , Shetty Da, Guptaji aur chachajaan Hygiene ke maamle inka koi tod nahi . mahine mein 1 baar toh naha hi lete hain regularly , parde ki jagah kambal latkate hain , rum mein upar feki hui koi bhi cheez neeche nahi girti (courtesy : jaale) , inka poora wardrobe chaarpai ke neeche hai,nikala jhaada , pahina , chamka aur chal diya. Aeee sharukh zara chaalu chaay la!!! Dishonestly Speaking , Chaiti Ra is the man for all times . His highness has earned accolades in dramatics as well as gained a well earned reputation hitting peoples arse (translate urself) through his continuous efforts and dedication towards the job he does best . This HTDS Gov , Danny Boyle of KGP , aka sweet guy in SN Hall , will officially be missed the most ;) . Takiya Kalam ( Punch line / Frequent slang used )
Saala itna frrust ho gaye hain , ke jab biwi aayegi , toh use 100 % pyaar milega . Divorce bhi hoga toh saala extra pyaar ke kaaran hi hoga . Haathi (knock knock) , Cheddi Chall ... Haathi .. Haathi ... Saale Langde Hmmm..... baat toh sahi keh raha hai (:smirk)
Siddhant Bhomia
Nick / A.K.A : Bho waala Bhomia, Course ( B . Tech /Dual/ M.Sc , Branch , Department) :5 Yr Dual Degree Mining City : Gwalior DOB :29 Jan 1987 Job/University: Coal India Email : [email protected] Your Life's Mantra ? AAN DO Dekh lenge To be filled in by wingies/friends (Kindly avoid expletives ! or their equivalent disguised *&@$#!% versions ) : Comments by Wingmates , friends etc ( >= 100 words )
Dada mehnat mein believe nahi karte.. Easy grade, Easy Job and Easy money 2nd yr resident of PAtel, 3rd yr nehru, 4th yr mein pappu restaurant mein rehte the, 5th yr RP superfinal yr god. Ab looks wise kya bolen, ganda haramii dikhta hai. junior chodo wing ki biilian chuchu kar deti hain ise dekhke. Mahine ke pehle 4 din jindagi hai uske ka baad kaali raat. Day 1: Bharat sarkar inhe 8000 rs deti hai, research ke liye Day 2: 7600 in bank (400 lost in poker). Day 3: 5300 in bank... (600 gain in poker 2900 for poker profit treat) .. Day 4: abe haathi sutta rakha hai kya.. yaar paise khatam ho gaye.. Day 5: Hello bhaiyya paisa bhejo na Hall - peace hai.. Dep - peace hai.. Job Khatarnak Peace hai.. hum hain coal india, coal india hum... harktaein launde ki laajwaab hain.. SF 10 ke last day 2.2 pe daud daud har maal ko dekhke bola aaaaooooooo . Wildstone ka 15*3 ka banner utha ke rum le aaya kyun maal laundiya ka fotu hai aur likha hai IT Happens. Inke rum mein insti mein kam hi aise bewade honge jo daru nahi piye honge ab chahe who mess worker ho, Nescafe waala ho ya pari ho. To his credit, The man who was instrumental in introducing IIT Kharagpur to professional poker. The man who wont deny any help that is asked from him. Bas Paise chahiye toh mahine ke pehle 4 din mein maang lena. Takiya Kalam ( Punch line / Frequent slang used ) abe sun na chutiy@@p@ nahi chalega. Aaja sweetu poker khelte hain
Will be missed the most for his : poker house, ravan ka ghanghor hasi
Himanshu Kuriyal
Nick / A.K.A : Kudiyal Course ( B . Tech /Dual/ M.Sc , Branch , Department) :Statistics and informatics City : Dehradun DOB :4 May 1986 Job/University: Email : [email protected] Your Life's Mantra? Padho Piyo aur Jio To be filled in by wingies/friends (Kindly avoid expletives ! or their equivalent disguised *&@$#!% versions ) : Comments by Wingmates , friends etc ( >= 100 words )
Woo subah ka uthna, who naha ke puja karna, who library mein padhai karna, wahan ladkiyon ko dekhke sharmana, woh bearish ke dinon mein wing ke bahar naav bahana, use behte hue dekhkar khush hona, who raat ko do peg maar ke gaane sun na aur who guide ko soch ke muski maarne HAAI!! Launda Heera hai SAbse alag hai Sabse begana hai. Khair introducing him, hes the reason why we cant go to cheddi from 11 PM to 3:30 AM. Maar peet mein believe nahi karte par kya karein dost hi aise hain . yun toh yeh pehle hafte ke har din g mein dube hue rehte the. Par ji, g bhi kitne din chalega, life ab badhiya hai.. park mein account hai settle hai ;) . One thing thatll ull notice in our very own Mowgli is ki bhai ki muski badi pyaari hai. Is muski ka jadoo kisi kanya pea b tak nahi pada. Par peace hai, khoj jari hai, chahiye bas ek, salwar kameez pehen ne waali, subah chai aur toast khilaane waali, ghar ke parde badalne waali, who jise ek baar ke dekh ke sham ho nashili ho jaaye. Department se toh inhe matlab nahi par guide ki us ek muskan ke liye yeh 12 12 ghante kaam karte hain. To his credit, The man has all funda about finance. Kuch bhi poochna ho fin related, kuriyal is the guy. Pehle kuriyal ne diya CFA fir pure insti ne diya. Takiya Kalam ( Punch line / Frequent slang used ) Bahut din ho gaye peeye hue, Park chalega ., Aaj bahut pad liya, Park chalega yaar bahut man kar rha hai, Park chalega
AMBUJ KASHYAP -1 His Highness, Sir Ambuj Kashyap was born with three balls-Basketball being the third ball. He is the only male in IIT KGP with a statue in SN Hall and is the only KGPian till date with a wax model at Madame Tussad's. Sir Kashyap, affectionately called "Ctrl+A/Select All" amongst his followers and worshipers is the wisest man since Socrates. He has an opinion and funda about everything and people aptly call him Master of all trades, Jack of none. He is a wikipedia ishtud and he remembers even the URL of almost all the articles. While details of this living legend can be found in Double leather bound version of "The legend of Bambuj-Vol I & II" for the uninitiated, he has been involved with- SF as member, Kshitij as head, InterIIT Basky Captain, Interhall Basky captain, Interhall water polo golie, Interhall footer golie (in his final year), Alumni Cell coordinator. He is a wrestler par excellence and The Great Khaali still speaks of the tale when he swung a 300 pounder from DGW, RP Hall upside-down. He derives his strength from hsi voracious eating habits, the record being 60 rasgullas, 10 jalebis and 20 poori-kachori and a jug of water in one go. This know-alleverything man has also coauthored a book -"Flora & Fauna on the 2.2" with a popular SNite.
Favourite toffee/chocolate- Hajmola(Hajmola khaao khud jaan jaao -Tch Tch Tch) Favourite Movie-SchlumGod Billioraire starring bambuj himself. Favourite Movie scene-SRK playing basky with kajol in Kuch Kuch hota hai.