Reality Show - Script
Reality Show - Script
Reality Show - Script
SALMAN: Sorry Sorry ADI.. MAZAAA NAHIN AAYA! Itna badaaa show
hai, itna badaa channel hai.. aur ek baar entry karte hai..
Aditya: sir humare show LIVE Hai… LIVE jaa raha hai
SALMAN: haan isliye toh LIVE hai.. badaa show hai.. kuch
dhamaakedaar entry lete hai.. ek baar aur..
Salman: ek aur..
SALMAN: PAR MUJHE NAHIN AAYA. ABHI BHI KUCH KAMI REH GAYI. ADI
EK LAST BAAR AUR TRY KARTE HAI.
Audience shouts!
Aur Katrina, agar Salman yahan par nahin hote… toh main kehta
.. babu , shona, coochie cooo.. lekin wo yahan par khade hai…
isliye main bolunga… Didi, kaisi hai aap.. !
SALMAN: main toh khud eternal bachelor hu.. main kahan se tips
dunga.. Par Sanjay, Ladkiyo ki taareef karo.. jaise KATRINA ko
dekhkar dekho main keh raha hu..
Aditya: Salman Sir nahin hote toh main KATRINA babu bulaata
lekin sir hai.. toh philhaal ke liye KATRINA Didi, aap
bataaiye..
< Katrina – aankhon mein dekho.. Katrina has to make him look
and he will shy away.>
Katrina, Salman Sir, agar nahin hote.. toh main aapke haath yu
pakadta.. Aise aapko ghoomaata aur gaata.. < sings a line of I
LOVE YOU.. hmm.. I LOVE YOU> lekin kyonki SALMAN SIR yahan par
hai, main kahoonga ki BEHNA MERI RAAKHI KE BANDHAN KO
NIBHAANA.. BEHNA MORI CHOTE BHAIYA KO NAA RULAANA.. toh please
apni jagah le lijiye!
EXPERT COMMENTS.
Aditya: waise salman sir.. aapne bharat mein alag alag looks
try kiye hai. main chahta hu ki aap BHARAT ki alag alag
bhaashaayein try karein.. kyonki maine aapko BIG BOSS mein
karte toh dekha hi hai ki KEM CHO, SAT SRI AKAL, AADAAB..
Isliye main aapko alag alag dialogues dunga. Usay aapko alag
alag bhaashaaon mein bolna hai..
Pehla hai… ek baar jo maine commitment kar di.. phir main apne
aap ki bhi nahin sunta.. aur yeh GUJARATI mein bolna hai..
Aditya: Aur Katrina, aap iss waale ko English mein kar dijiye.
TERI AANKHON KI NAMKEEN MASTI , NAHIN BHOOLUNGA MAIN, JAB TAK
HAI JAAN, JAB TAK HAI JAAN.
Experts?
EXPERTS’ COMMENT
< SLOWMOTION SONG PLAYS and DIWAKAR TAKES HIS SEAT WITH
SANJAY>
OR
Experts?
EXPERT’S COMMENTS
ADITYA: DIWAKAR,aaj pehli baar deewar nahin uthne ki
wajah se aap red chair pe baithenge.
SALMAN SIR ka dialogue yahan pe kehna chahunga.. DIWAKAR
MUJH PAR EK AHSAAN KARNA KI JALDI SAFE ZONE MEIN
PRASTHAAN KARNA.
SITUATIONS:
a) Nahaaate nahaate, peeth tak haath pahonchaate
huye aapko naachna hai.. mugga aur baalti bhi
taiyaar hai.. < music>
Experts?
EXPERT COMMENT.
Aditya:
__ , pehli baar aisa hua hai ki aapko itni der red
chair pe baithna hai.. lekin RED CHAIR se itni bhi
commitment achi nahin hai! so pray hard ki end tak
baithe na raho!
EXPERT COMMENTS.
ADITYA: ABHISHEK KAISA LAG RAHA HAI AAJ AAP LOGO KE SATH
KATRINA AUR SALMAN SIR BAITHE HAI?
DILJIT: UNCLE JI, aapke mann mein nahin kuch chal raha?
INKI MAINE SAB FILME DEKHI HAI AAJ MEIN LIVE UNKO DEKH RAHA
HOON. ISLIYE MAIN BHI NERVOUS HOON.
DILJIT: OYE HOYE, PAPAJI AAP DHANYA HO. MAINE LOGO KO WAADE SE
MUKARTE DEKHA HAI. PAR AAP PEHLE BANDE HO JO FAN-BAAZI MEIN
MUKAR JAATE HO. KATRINA JI aaaiye main aapko kuch dikhaata hu!
Aditya: Salman sir.. hum hindi mein bol bol kar thak gaye..
mujhe lagta hai aapko Marathi mein samjhaana chahiye..
Aunty: palturam..
<CLAP>
Aditya: Abhishek, deewar uthegi __ % votes pe, toh deewar ke
peeche apni jagah le lijiye!
EXPERT COMMENTS
Aditya: wo tambaaku ragad raha hota hai.. aur mujhe lagta hai
ki wo taaliyan bajaa raha hai..
Aditya: kya baat hai.. salman sir nahin hote toh main aapko
gale lagaa leta..haatho ko choom leta.. lekin kyonki wo yahan
pe hai.. isliye kahhunga.. Well done DIDI.. yeh sahi jawaab
hai!
Aditya:
RED CHAIR PAR ___ BAITHE HAI. aur jo hasar RED
CHAIR pe aakhri tak baithne pe hota hai. uske liye
main gaana gaana chahunga..
ADITYA:
Toh chaliye JUNIOR SULTAN ne toh gaa diya , ab baari
hai SENIOR SULTAN ki..
WELCOME BACK 1:
GARVIT
ITEM:
Salman sir aur Katrina, aap dono ko yahan par aana
hoga.. kyonki Ab hum khelenge.. TERA KYA HOGA 5
SECOND!!
Ismein aapko hum sawaal poochenge jiske jawaab aapko
5 second mein dene hai.. nahin diye toh sazaa
milegi.. a date with Aditya Narayan!
Questions to Salman:
Kya aapne kabhi khud ko nahaate huye dekha hai?
Kyaa aapne kabhi zameen pe gira hua khaana ,chipakar
khaa liya hai?
Kya kabhi aapne Kisi gharwale ke wallet se bina
bataaye paise liye hai?
Kya aapne kabhi lift mein gandi hawaa release karke,
kisi aur pe naam daala hai?
Kya aapne kabhi KATRINA ka phone check kiya hai?
Kyaa aapne kabhi Katrina ko aapka phone check karte
huye pakda hai
Katrina Make up karne mein kitna time lagaati hai.
ADITYA:
So BHAARAT,ab TOP6 ki jung ke liye, voot app pe jaake
check in kar lijiye for ALIA AUR MADHURI JI KI
TEACHER, CLASSICAL QUEEN ANANYA NANDA!
ADTIYA: WAH WAH WAH KYA KYA LIVE GAYA HAI SALMAN
BHAI. Unbelievable! Aur aapki awaaaz mein 3D surround
bhi hai.. aap yahan se gaa rahe the.. awaaz
wahan(points at shankarji) se aa rahi thi..
Aditya:
Ananya, BHARAT ko gaana seekhaa diya.. lekin ab
bharat ke saamne gaake deewar ko uthaana hai.. yaad
rakhiye __ % votes par deewar uthegi. so deewar ke
peeche chale jaaiye!
Experts?
EXPERTS COMMENTS.
WELCOME BACK 2:
ITEM : VT
ITEM : post Vt
Aditya: ( only if Salman doesn’t speak) salman sir,
kya kehna chahenge.
Experts..
Iska matlab hai ki __ aapka safar yehin tak tha..
Par aapne dher saari achi performances di hai, India
ka dil jeeta hai! yu hi aage badhte rahiye! all the
best
BREAK: DISSOLVE.
WELCOME BACK :