Jis din se juda vo humse hue

is dil ne dhadkna chod diya

hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chod diya
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai
hogi
yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi
hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein

aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujki na mite
to 11 ve din nhaana chahiye
Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....
Govt. of India has introduced a new rule
---> Good Looking people should be thrown
out of the country!!!
You are safe....
Where should i hide?????
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Dil todna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chod diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phod diya
If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope
Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure
Friendship is a priceless gift,
That cannot be bought or sold.
But it's value is far greater,
Than a mountain of gold.
Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai
koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai
koi....!

Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharche

utha na sakay......
mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda
na kare...!!!
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Gadha Jo Khaaye Wo ghaas Ho Tum,

 
Bhudde Ka Chyawanpraash Ho Tum,
 
Idiot stupid, Bakwaas ho Tum,
 
Par Jo bhi Ho!
 
Dost Jhakaas ho Tum!!!!!!
 
Kal Jab Mile Thhe....
To Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound.
Aur Aaj Mile To Kehte Hain...
Your File Not Found!!! *

Jo Muddat Se Hota Aaya Hai,

Woh Repeat Kar Doonga...
Tu Naa Mili To Apni Zindagi
Ctrl+Alt+Delete Kar Doonga...

Shayad Mere Pyar Ko

Taste Karna Bhool Gaye....
Dil Sey Aisa Cut Kiya
Ke Paste Karna Bhool Gaye...

Laakhon Honge Nigaah Mein

Kabhi Mujhe Bhi Pick Karo...
Mere Pyaar Ke Icon Pe
Kabhi To Double-Click Karo...
Roz Subha Hum Karte Hain
Pyar Se Unhe Good Morning...
Woh Aise Ghoor Ke Dekhti Hai
Jaise 0 Errors Aur 5 Warning...

Aisa Bhi Nahin Hai Ke

I Don't Like Your Face...
Par Dil Ke Storage Mein
No More Disk Space...

My eyes R blind without ur eyes to see, like a rose without a

colour. Always be there in my life sweetheart
tell ur frndz/relatives.

You are the one who can better handle ur heart than anyone else.
so dont give it to someone else and compalin that they are hurting it.

If u trust sumbody,trust like a baby who smiles even when u

throw him in the air becoz he trusts u that u will definitely catch him.

Leave it once it'll will be left forever,

Get it once it'll be yours forever,
It's nothing but LOVE,
LOVE only once and you'll be loved forever.
*

'Near ones r not dear'

'Dear ones r not near' It is easy
to remember the near ones.
But Very difficult to forget the dear ones

When god drops needles and pins along ur path in life,don't stay
away,instead pick them up and collect them...they were designed to be
strong

Sum say its difficlt 2 wait 4 sum1,

Sum say its difficlt 2 forget sum1,
however, d most dificlt thng is whn u dnt knw whethr 2 wait or 4get
sum1.

I know nothing lasts 4ever,

& may be we went 2 alawys stay 2gather
Bt every smile & tear we share,
convinces me dat memories of u &
me will last 4ever

*
YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMEONE LOVE YOU.
ALL YOU CAN DO IS BE SOMEONE
WHO CAN BE LOVED,
THE REST IS UPTO THE PERSON
TO REALIZE YOUR WORTH

Life is a book we all read. LuV is a blessing we all need.

Alwys b happy alwys wear a smile,remember in this world v r
jst 4 a while so keep in touch

Dil se tera khayal na jaaye to kya karu,

tu hee bata tu yaad aaye to kya karu.
hasrat yeh hai ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu,
magar kismat woh din na laaye to kya karu.

KHUDA JAB HUSN DETA HAI,

KHUDA JAB HUSN DETA HAI.
KHUDA JAB ROOP DETA HAI
UDHAR KANJOOSI SE, AUR IDHAR CHAPPAR FAAD KE DETA HAI.

. ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya

to laga jaise ke tum aaye ho
darwaze par kisi ki aahat si hui
to laga jaise ke tum aaye ho
ab tum hee bataoo...
kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho
4. har acchi cheez ka bura jawab nahi hota,
har husn lajawab nahi hota...
nazar to nazaro se milti hai,
har nazar ka matlab pyar nahi hota..

5. Raat hui jab shaam ke baad,

Teri yaad aayi har baat ke baad.
Humne khamosh rehkar bhi dekha,
par teri aawaz aayi har saans ke baad...

6. Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,

Sabhi log mehfil mein bulaye nahi jaate.
Kuch paas rehkar bhi yaad nahi aate,
Kuch door rehklar bhi bulaye nahi jaate.

7. Kisne kaha judaai hogi,

Kisi gair ne yeh khabar phaelayi hogi.
Shaan se rahenge tumhare dil mein,
Itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi...

8. hum vo hain jo...

jete hain aur jeene bhi dete hain
isiliye hum kehte hain, humse panga nahin lene ka...

humne socha shayad sirf hum chahate hai aapko,

par aapko chahne walon ka to kafila nikla.
dil ne kaha shikayat kare khuda se,
par woh bhi aapko chahne wala nikla...

10. Dil ki kashti bikhar gayi hoti,

aur rooh ke zakhm bhar gaye hote.
zindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai
varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...

11. Phool ban kar muskurana zindagi hai,

Muskurakar gam bhulana bhi zindagi hai.
Jeetkar khush hue to kya,
Har kar bhi muskurana zindagi hai.

12. SAPNO KI TARAH AAKAR CHALE GAYE

APNO KO BHULA KAR CHALE GAYE
KIS BHOOL KI SAZA DI AAPNE HAME,
PEHLE HASAYA, FIR RULA KAR CHALE GAYE

13. FRIENDS R LIKE SHOES,

SOME LOOSE N SOME TIGHT N SOME FIT
THEY HELP U AS THEY WALK THRU LIFE
THANX FOR BEING OF MY SIZE

14. dosti hai naam sukh-dukh nibhane ka,

dosti raaz sada muskurane ka,
yeh koi pal bhar ki pehchaan nahi
yeh saath hai umar bhar nibhane ka.

15. Zaroori to nahin jeene ke liye sahara ho

Zaroori to nahin hum jinke hain vo hamara ho
Kuch Kashtiyaan doob bhi jaati hain...
Zaroori to nahin ke har Kashti ka koi kinara ho....

16. maut ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi,

meri kabr se mitti utha raha hai koi,
eh khuda do pal ki zindagi aur dede,
meri kabr se udaas ja raha hai koi...
17. baja to main bhi sakta tha, par mera saaz tha bevafa.
gaa to main bhi sakta tha, par mera raag tha bevafa.
aye shenshah apne tajmahal par itna guman na kar,
bana to main bhi sakta tha, par meri mumtaz thi bevafa.

18. HAR RAAT KE CHAND PE HAI NOOR AAPSE

HAR SUBHA KI OS KO GUROOR AAPSE.
HUM KAHE TO KAISE KAHE
AYE JAAN HUM MAR JAYENGE REHKAR DOOR AAPSE

19. BADI MUDDAT SE CHAHA HAI TUJHE

BADI DUAON SE PAYA HAI TUJHE.
TUJHE BHULANE KI SOCHU BHI TO KAISE
KISMAT KI LAKIRON SE CHURAYA HAI TUJHE.

20. HUM TERE DIL MEIN RAHENGE EK YAAD BANKAR

TERE LAB PAR KHILENGE EK MUSKAAN BANKAR.
KABHI APNE SE JUDA MAT SAMJHNA
HUM TERE SAATH CHALENGE AASMAN BANKAR.

Arz kiya hai...

Main bhi tere liye
TAJ MAHAL banaaunga..
Main bhi tere liye TAJ MAHAL banaaunga...
1 cup Subah aur 1 cup Shaam ko Pilaaunga..! !

have something for U

Close ur eyes !
1..2..3..
Cheater, U didn't close ur eyes, so nothing 4U.

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mile to kya,

umar bhar gum ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
hum Aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge..

Money can buy...

house but not Home...
Bed not Sleep...
Medicine not health...
MONEY-IS-DIRTY
It only causes pains and sufferings
SO SEND ME UR MONEY AND BE HAPPY

no visits...
no calls...
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried...
R u in jail again?

Jaat riding a cycle, hits a Girl.

Girl:Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?
Jaat: Re bawli ?!! Poori cycle maar di, aab ghanti
alag se maaru ke ?

Dost, dost nahi khuda hota hai,

mahsoos tab hota hai jab wo juda hota hai,
bin dost ke jeena ek saha hai,
aur tum jesa dost ho to jeene ka alag hi maja hota hai.
 
B oss:
Arz kiya hai......... .........

Kaam hote hain............... ...

Galtiyo ka sama hota hai................ ......... .
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai.... ........
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte............... ...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai.... .....

Employee's reply...
Arz kiya hai......... .....

Appraisal hote hain.........

Disappointment ka sama hota hai... ....
Aise mausam mein hi to ATTRITION jawan hota hai.......
Dil ki khunnas HUM jabaan se nahi kehte... ....
Ye fasana to resignation se bayan hota hai........

Shayad unhey khuda samjhney ki aadat si ho gai hai......... .

ye meri jindagi ek Uljhan si ho gai hai......... ......... ..

Be-Intehhan pyaar karne ka sabab to dekho....... ......... .........

Hum dewaney they unke or wo kisi or k Dewaaney ho gaye hai......... .......

Puja tha jissy khuda samajh kar ............ .........

wo to khuda ka ek benda bhi naa tha......... ......... .

Na thi nek seerat na Surat uski........ ......... ......... .

par naa janey wo kaise iss Dil me apna ghar bena gaye hai......... ......... ....

Naa thi n hai ussy mere pyaar ki kadar....... ......... ...

Phir bhi hum usska har Sitam hass hass kar seh rahey hai......... .........

Naa Rahi koi tamnaa ab ussy pane ki.......... ........

parrrrrrrr ab bhi iss Dil  se uska naam mitaney ki koshish kiye jaa rahe hai......... ...

Jab - Jab bhi koshish kartey hai unhey bhulaney ki.......... .

Dil kehta hai ki ussy kaise bhulu....... .......

Wo Bewafa hai......... .......

Parr Humney to ussy Wefa ki hai....

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY :

Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

 
I want to share Everything with you.  Your JOYS, Your
SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of
day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

 
Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6
months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love
U, then why the hell did I propose?

 
I want to share Everything with you.  Your JOYS, Your
SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single second of
day Let us START with your ATM Password first.
  
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule
? Student: Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26.

 
Q:  What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food

 
hey listen she asked me u r details...so i gave her u r cell
number. so she will meet u soon.... her name is smile.... i
think she came.

 
2day, 2morrow & 4ever, there will be 1 heart that would
always beat 4 u. U know whose?? YOUR OWN

 
 Heartbeats are countless .... Spirits are ageless .... Dreams
are endless..... Memories are timeless.... A friend like
you ....... Shameless!!!

 
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've
broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new
one!

Love is a
"DEBIT CARD"
Life is a
"CREDIT CARD"
Wife is a
"VISA CARD"
GirL Friend is an
"ATM CARD"
But,
FRIEND SHIP is a "GOLD CARD"
so
Keep it Safe.......