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Monologues MALE & FEMALE

NAMAK HALAL MALE / COMEDY

E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez
behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english,
because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and
barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the
year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium
Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant
told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious
match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this
into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match
and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.
Ranjeet: O.K., O.K.
Amitabh: In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the
Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and
they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look
Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that
this is an important match we must put this consideration into action
and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the
consideration and ran and both of them got out.

DEVDAS MALE / EMOTIONAL

Kaun kambakht bardasht karnay ko peeta hai hum to peete hain ki yahan par bhaith
sakain tumhein dekh sakain, tumhain bardasht kar sakain, behosh ho sakain, paroo ko
bhula sakain, par chandramukhi, yeh paroo ki yaad hamain hosh khone nahi deti, kyun
itna peene ke baad bhi uski yaad hame satati hai din raat kyun .....kyun itna na samajh
ho jata hai insaan ....kyun galti kar bhaithata hai ...kyun ek choti si galti ki itni bari saza
milti hai ki zindagi ke raaste hi alag ho jate hain, ek chala jaye shadi ke raaste par aur
DUSRA….

DEVDAS FEMALE / EMOTIONAL

Pyar aatma ki parchhai hai


Ishq ishwar ki ibadat
aur Mohabbat zindagi ka maksad
magar afsos ki baat hai chunni babu,
ki aapke dost ke paas to kuchh bhi nahi hai,
na atma na ibadat na maksad,
aur aap ye jo baar baar hathon main rupaye pakadte hain na dev babu,
kotho par ye tawayafo ke talwon main hote hain,
agar itna hi ghamand hai apne aap par, to hame wahi lauta dijiye,
jo humne aap par kharch kiye hain, do ratein
humari do ratein udhar rahee aap par dev babu,
jab tak aap nahi aayenge mahfil nahi sajegi,
in aankho ko aapka intazaar rahega

FEMALE / STRAIGHT FORWARD


Character Brief :- A college going girl who's very talkative like pariniti in ishaqqzade and
kajol in kabhi khushi kabhi gam.

Talkative
Kya naam bataya rahul… achha Pyar karna hai? I love u bolne aaye ho…Or kya gulab
wulaab nahi le kar aye. areee re re… achha dill le kar aye ho chh ch ch ch. Kahan rehte
ho, kahan ke rahne wale hain aap?...... achha dilli ki ladkiyon ke bare main jante ho?.....
Badi demanding hoti hain, dhinchak hoker chalti hain. Jhell loge kharche? Achha
crorpati ho toh jhell loge. Par kya guarantee hai ki tum sath rahoge , kal ko bhag gye
tab? Bhai crorpati ho tumhe 10 ladkiyan line dengi, 10 ladkian tumhare aage pichhe
ghumengi. Bhai shakal pe aaj kal koi ladki….aaj ki ladki sakal nahi dekhti. Sab dekhti hain
to bas paisa. Meri jaisi dil waali sab ko nahi milti samjhe nah? jo shakal nahi dekhti sirf
dil dekhti hai. Dil… samajh rahe ho na? pyar… Genuine insaan… achha adami. Tum
shakal se itne bure bhi nahi dikh rahe ho, Par haan haath jeans se bahar mat nikalo itne
ache bhi nahi lag rahe ho. Pehle test drive lungi uske baad faisla karungi. Test drive
matlab ye nahi ki tumhare saath bed per kud padungi. Test drive matlab 4-5 din saath
rahenge, coffee piyenge, uthenge baithenge aur haan no touching ok!!!! Haath waath
nahi pakadne ka nahi... Mujhe pasand nahi ki mujhe koi chhue. Daro, waro mat itta bhi
daro mat main thapad wapad nahi marti. Bas politely bol dungi ki haan ye mujhe achha
nahi laga… bas. Normal ho jao abhi , itna kaahe dar rahe ho??? aise karoge pyaar? 2
minute hadka dungi toh 4 minute tum khambe ki tarah khade ho jaoge. Jiss ladki se
pyaar kia jata hai nah…usse dara nahi jata. Pehle yeh tips lelo mujhse… aage kam
aayega.

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