Darkness - Day X: Bonekickers. Ep 1. Green Amendments. by Matthew Graham. 12.12.07. 1
Darkness - Day X: Bonekickers. Ep 1. Green Amendments. by Matthew Graham. 12.12.07. 1
Darkness - Day X: Bonekickers. Ep 1. Green Amendments. by Matthew Graham. 12.12.07. 1
1 DARKNESS - DAY X 1
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Lightning strikes revealing the BBC ONE LOGO and then FIVE
CLOAKED MEN trudging the unforgiving road. Heads bowed. Two
riding the same thin horse - a mark of austerity. Remaining
three carrying a heavy structure hidden beneath muddy sheets.
TEMPLAR KNIGHTS!
JAQUES DE SAINT-OMAR
(Medieval French /
subtitled)
How can this be? The Saracens are
abroad! In the name of Christ and
the Temple of Solomon, defend the
Relic!
Two of the TEMPLARS are cut down. They fall but don’t die,
lie squirming in agony in the mud with a dying SARACEN.
The KNIGHTS kiss their fingertips and gently touch the hidden
cargo - a beam of wood is glimpsed.
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The WOMAN takes big purposeful steps. We can’t see her face.
Her raven hair tumbles and bounces as she walks.
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LECTURER
If we take our example grid-map,
the Cycladic island of Melos, we
can identify that this grid was
compiled using randomly stratified
sample transects which were then
field-walked such as in the process
outlined on Wednesday. When
choosing a site for sampling it is
important to take into account top
.. top .. top ....
(massive sneeze)
Topography and surrounding foliage.
The lecture room door crashes open. The woman we have just
picked out, enters. Cargo pants, t-shirt and bomber jacket.
Her hair an excited tangle of Celtic curls. This is DR
GILLIAN MAGWILDE.
GILLIAN
Okay, who wants to go on a dig?
GILLIAN (CONT'D)
You. You. You and you. Let’s go.
GILLIAN (CONT'D)
Leave those.
(to startled LECTURER)
Thank you Dr Veesey. Sounding good.
You’re the man.
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GREGORY
(as they approach the
Supervisor)
Oh God, you can see it in his eyes -
job’s worth. He’ll be on our backs
like a rutting grizzly. Still, on
the up-side, there’s a decent pub
opposite. So that’s lunch sorted.
SUPERVISOR
This is what I found.
SUPERVISOR (CONT'D)
Be reasonable gents, we’re putting
up homes for people. Here. Now. You
know? Matters more than some bit of
old history.
BEN
You know what history is mate?
Layers. The Celts make a layer. The
Romans make a layer. The Saxons.
The Medievals. The Tudors. The
Elizabethans. Georgians.
Victorians. Edwardians. Your mum.
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BEN (CONT'D)
My mum. You want to put down your
layer? That’s fine. But you need
your PPG 16. Because these days
layers require forms that show you
aren’t building on previous layers.
So we have to take a peek. At the
layers. It’s all about layers.
GREGORY
(sage)
The layers.
SUPERVISOR
And if there’s nothing down there?
GILLIAN
There’s always something down
there.
BEN
We have a mystery.
GILLIAN
Wow. Dirham. 14th century. What the
hell’s a Middle Eastern coin doing
in a Somerset field?
BEN
So, what do you want to do Gillian?
GILLIAN
Well, we have a Medieval riddle to
solve. So we start digging.
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BEN
Can you not do that?
VIV
What?
BEN
Either get in the trench or stand
away but don’t teeter on the edge;
erodes the section edge. You one of
the Year Twos?
VIV
I’m Vivienne Davis. I applied ..?
BEN
Gotcha. Ben Ergha. Please to meet
you Vivienne.
VIV
Viv. Just Viv.
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BEN
Haven’t we just had breakfast?
GREGORY
The sun’s always over the yard-arm
somewhere old love. Wellington!
BEN
He’s excited. Bless his heart.
We’re finding evidence of military
equipment, right here! We don’t
know if it’s a sword-smithie or
even a battle ...
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GREGORY
Map regression dates back to the
13th Century and there is nothing
to suggest a battle was fought here
...
BEN
Well I live in hope. Faith is a
virtue.
GREGORY
Faith is the gunpowder of humanity.
Sack God, replace Him with the
Tooth Fairy.
(clocks VIV)
Yummy.
BEN
Viv this is Professor Gregory
Parton. Think of him as Google with
a beer-gut.
GREGORY
Call me Dolly.
VIV
Well hello Dolly.
GREGORY
Nice smile. Inspirational chest.
Post-grad?
VIV
Durham.
GREGORY
“I’m gonna leave old Durham town.
I’m gonna leave old Durham town ..”
(wanders off)
“I’ll head south because I have
great legs and I like to have sex
with older men ..”
BEN
Builders found it. That’s why we
were called. Assigned to the Sultan
of Mamluk. The Mamluk Turks
occupied Jerusalem after the
Christians were driven out in 1291.
When the Crusades went tits up.
VIV
What’s it doing here?
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BEN
(grins)
We have no idea. But the answer
lies under that ground.
GILLIAN
(enters)
Who’s that trip-trapping over my
bridge?
VIV
Uhh .. Viv. Vivienne Davis.
GILLIAN
Vivienne?
(arch look)
The witch of Arthurian legend.
GILLIAN (CONT'D)
Damescene steel. Sword metal. Found
beside Saracen coinage?
BEN
But they couldn’t have been
fighting Saracens here! That’s
nuts!
VIV
I expect you .. you want to see my
references ..?
GREGORY
I’m just .. I think you’ve got a
mark on ... la-de-dee ..(coughs)
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GILLIAN
(prods the soil)
Give up your secrets. Come on ...
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JAMES springs awake with a cry, his hand finding the knife
under his pillow. Young, touseled and clearly broke. The
bedsit is grey and lit by a single bulb. It is adorned as a
monk’s cell. JAMES (trembling) gets immediately to his knees
in supplication. Another derelict, COLM, enters. He wears a
long dusty trench coat.
COLM
James! If you want to get well you
need to keep drinking. I’ll do a
Tescos run. Stay in bed until the
temperature ...
JAMES
When we were little boys, Colm ..
What did the Brothers tell us?
COLM
That our founders were betrayed by
those they had protected. That
everyone turned on them.
JAMES
Our founders were betrayed by
friends and butchered by the
enemies of Christ.
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COLM
(nods/heard it before)
Hundreds of years ago. Sssshhhh.
Come on, rest.
JAMES
And I’ve dreamt about it.
COLM
I’ve just been down the court
house. He’s been acquitted.
PRESS
Mr Laygass? / Will Ofcom seek to
close down your TV show?
LAYGASS
I go out on a niche Christian
channel ...
PRESS
You’ve been denounced by the
Archbishop of Canterbury ... /
You said that this country is now
at war for its Christian soul ...
LAYGASS
Well I said the day is coming when
St Paul’s Cathedral will be the
Grand Mosque of London.
PRESS
Do your supporters advocate
violence against non-Christians?
LAYGASS
You’re missing the use of simile in
one of my favourite hymns; “Onward
Christian soldiers, marching as to
war. With the Cross of Jesus going
on before.”
PRESS
Will you continue to lobby
Parliament on behalf of the White
Wings Alliance? Mr Laygass?
JAMES
I tell you what Colm, my dreams
mean something. The mission that
those knights started .. It’s going
to finish soon. With us.
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GREGORY
Grub’s up my darlings.
VIV
I’ve got the data! It’s right
there! They’re people! People!
VIV (CONT'D)
Sorry .. Sorry ...
GILLIAN
STOP!!
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BEN stands at the back of the Land Rover, leaning over the
lap-top linked to the HD camera.
BEN
Little bit more ...
GILLIAN
Everyone. Here. Check this out.
BEN
Oh my God ...
GILLIAN
You beauties.
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BEN
Hacked to death! They were hacked
to death! Bloody gorgeous!
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VIV
So who were they?
GILLIAN
Use your archaeological
imagination...
GILLIAN (CONT’D)
This wasn’t a couple of peasants
scrapping over a bit of skirt.
BEN
It appears to be a skirmish between
professional soldiers and Turks!
Right in the heart of jolly old
England don’tcha know ..
GILLIAN
Two thousand miles away from the
Crusades.
GREGORY
There’s no recorded battle here
between the Roman occupation and
Cromwell.
BEN
He’s right. This is re-writing the
books stuff.
(checks his watch - shit)
Gilly, we have to show our faces at
the faculty thing ...
GILLIAN
Pull a sickie.
BEN
I’ll have the finds packed up. We
can get straight back in the lab..
VIV
Can you please give me something to
do Dr Magwilde. I can help.
GILLIAN
Vivienne, young pretty intern
person. When I’m impressed with you
I’ll ask for your help.
(elbows BEN)
Still waiting on him.
BEN
Tanya can show you how we
catalogue. It’s a variation on Pitt
Rivers’ Techniques of
Classification ...
VIV
... and typology.
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BEN
You got it. Everything packed in
acid-free tissue okay .?
VIV
How am I going to impress her?
BEN
You’ll think of something. We all
had to.
GREGORY leaves her with some chips. VIV watches them go,
feeling like a failure.
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LAYGASS
In a moment I’m going to introduce
you to Lionel. Lionel has served a
sentence at a Category A prison.
When he came to Christ he was
surprised to discover that wearing
a crucifix was considered
provocative. He was staggered to
discover that his prison chapel was
turned over on a weekly basis for
Indian yoga classes. What has
happened to our Christian identity?
Has it been eroded or have we sold
the Lord down the river to appease
an ever-broader stream of spiritual
aliens?
JAMES punches off the TV. Again, he hears the call to Muslim
prayer from outside his window. The anger rises in him.
JAMES
When the call comes, I’ll be ready.
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DANIEL MASTIFF
As your new Head of Archaeology can
I balance an academic commitment
with being a media sensation?
(encourages laughter)
All right, now, let me tell you,
when I wrote my first book, “The
Secret Perversions Of Henry VIII” ,
I was petrified. Academia. Media.
Could I survive in both camps?
Well, if I may humbly quote, “Veni,
vidi, vici.”
(applause)
Because we live in an exciting age
of Acamedia. And there are
benefits; two percent of profits
from my latest book will be
ploughed directly into this
department!
GILLIAN
One drink and we’re out of here.
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HELENA
It’s exciting. Patients can’t stop
talking about it. Are they really
soldiers ..?
VIV
Uhh, stand in the site or away from
it but not on the edge. Sorry.
HELENA
Sorry. I’m Helena. I work at the
hospice. Anyway .. Sorry ...
VIV
Look at this.
(turns over the sandal)
They put nails in the soles to get
a better grip in battle. See?
HELENA
Is that the other sandal there?
Something sticking out of the soil. VIV looks for help but
everyone is busy. VIV isn’t sure she is qualified but tries
to prize the object free. HELENA comes in to help and
together they slide the chunk of dense mottled wood loose of
the earth. It comes away with a jolt, sending both girls over
in the mud. Filthy. They giggle.
VIV
Look at your finger ...
HELENA
It’s just a splinter.
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DANIEL MASTIFF
Get yourself a manicure lady ...
GILLIAN
Can’t help it Daniel, I’m just a
grubby wee digger.
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DANIEL MASTIFF
What have you found that’s got
local hacks buzzing?
GILLIAN
Medieval soldiers. Slain in combat?
DANIEL MASTIFF
In England? Probably got drunk and
fought each other. Bloody grunts.
GILLIAN
Something about these finds that’s
different ...
DANIEL MASTIFF
With military finds best to start
with weapon identification. Analyze
your sword sections.
GILLIAN
With your permission, I’m on it
now.
DANIEL MASTIFF
Well take a copy of the book.
GILLIAN
“Sex Rites Of The Ancients”? Hmm.
DANIEL MASTIFF
From Aztec nuptials to the virgin
molestations of Caligula.
GILLIAN
Antiquity with tittys and front-
bottoms. I read your last one,
“Napoleon Goes A-Bonking ...”
DANIEL MASTIFF
(patient/over her)
“Yes Tonight Josephine, The
Appetites Of An Emperor.”
GILLIAN
Missed the film on Sky ...
DANIEL MASTIFF
I outline a common truth; that
history runs on the twin motors of
human behaviour; sex and greed.
You play the fame game too honey.
GILLIAN
But not for money Daniel. There’s a
name for someone who does that; and
it’s not an “acamedian.”
DANIEL MASTIFF
Oh listen to us. Your mother would
never have exchanged such cheap
barbs. Too sure of her brilliance.
BEN
What? He’s got to you already? Is
that a record? So can we go now?
GILLIAN
Yes.
BEN
Good.
GREGORY
But girls and shampoo and cheese
things ...
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VIV moves through the Dry Room with its racks of gear hanging
from pegs into the lab proper.
The room is large and modern and lab-like. A sense that the
whole thing is partially sunk underground. Like a trench.
Examination table, fume cupboard. VIV feels privileged to be
here.
BEN
Mastiff was right, look at the
pommel; French. French soldiers?!
GILLIAN
Broad sword couldn’t administer
that wound.
BEN
Yeah, I printed up a list of
possibilities.
(hands her a photo)
Middle Eastern scimitar.
GILLIAN
In the English bloody countryside?!
GREGORY
Hold the front page. I have the
carbon-14 dating on the bone
collagen. Between 1300 and 1320.
GILLIAN
Fantastic! The ionization from the
chain-mail preserved it. Looks like
your classic Z-spun Medieval
cotton.
BEN
We’re going to have to clean this
at the micro-level. Takes time.
VIV
UV light.
VIV (CONT'D)
It’s what we’re taught these days.
UV.
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GREGORY *
Little children should be seen and *
not heard. *
BEN
Shit!
GILLIAN
Guess we’ve found the identity of
our guys. Knights Templar.
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VIV
Are we talking about the Knights
Templar?
GILLIAN *
(still buzzing and full of *
good humour) *
We’re talking about the ones from *
Weston-Super-Mare who own a chain *
of launderettes. Which ones are you *
talking about? *
BEN
(nudging her quiet) *
Yes! The Poor Fellow Soldiers of *
Christ. The warrior monks charged
with guarding pilgrims to
Jerusalem.
GREGORY
They were a monastic order, founded
hospitals and schools. They were
also the Church’s SAS troops. The
soldiering elite of the Crusades.
GILLIAN
(sobering) *
Not to mention the mass-
slaughterers of countless Muslims.
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JAMES drags COLM into the room and throws down a sheet of *
paper, a printed page from the White Wings Alliance website. *
JAMES
Picked this up from the website. *
There’s a dig happening in the West
Country. Soldiers. Medieval. Colm,
the location; the secret road from
the coast.
JAMES (CONT'D)
We have to get the word out to the
others. Be prepared.
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COLM
For what?
JAMES
For war.
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GREGORY
The Templars were well-funded.
GILLIAN
But poor themselves.
GILLIAN (CONT'D)
Two knights on the same horse.
Poverty as a badge of honour.
VIV
Our knights have been dated to the
early 1300’s. That’s when the
Church turned against them, right?
GREGORY
The young lady with the
proceleusmatic bosom is quite
right; the Templars were deemed too
radical. King Phillip of France
outlawed them in 1307. I believe
the arrests began on Friday 13th.
Hence that date is unlucky.
(to VIV)
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GREGORY (CONT'D)
Write it down. Impress your friends
at parties.
BEN
Remind me not to come to one of
your parties.
GILLIAN
So our knights escape France and
come to England. But they’re
ambushed.
BEN
By Saracens? The coin suggests
that. But that’s patently crazy.
VIV
I think they had a wooden cart or
something with them. I found this.
GILLIAN
No, they were sworn to poverty.
Even carts were a luxury. What sort
of wood is this?
BEN
I’ll tell you what it’s not; it’s
not oak. Or beech. Or ash. Or
sycamore.
GILLIAN
Let’s do dendrochronology on it.
GILLIAN (CONT'D)
Dr Magwilde.
LAYGASS (PHONE)
Have you found the Templar Knights?
GILLIAN
Who is this please?
LAYGASS (PHONE)
I’ve been looking for them too. A
long time.
GILLIAN
Identify yourself creepy caller.
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LAYGASS (PHONE)
And what about their precious
cargo? Where would that be?
GILLIAN
I don’t know what you’re talking
about.
LAYGASS (PHONE)
Do you pray Dr Magwilde?
GILLIAN
Funnily enough I’m praying now.
That you would bog off.
(line goes dead)
Hallelujah, it worked.
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HELENA
Hang on until your sister gets here
Jack. So brave. Jesus, please be
with Jack at this time of his
passing from the world. Lay your
hand on him Lord ...
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HELENA (V.O.)
You who died for our sins have
mercy on this man. Be along-side
him. Comfort him in his pain for
you know pain Lord, you who hung on
a hill and bled for the sake of the
world.
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COLM
James ...
JAMES
We must test our resolve. Don’t
doubt. Not for a second. The
Knights awake.
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HISHAM
Excuse me, can we help you? This is
a place for Muslim study ..
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JAMES
You’re opponents of Edward Laygass.
HISHAM
Laygass? He incites violence. The
Sikh Temple. The meeting house of
Hare Krishna ... The White Wings
Alliance is an evil ...
JAMES
Puts non-denominational
Christianity at the head of daily
life.
HISHAM
Look mate, the man’s books and his
speeches .. they encourage hatred.
JAMES
You’ve invaded a Christian country.
HISHAM
I was born in Dudley!
JAMES
It is the aim of every Muslim to
convert or kill the infidel.
HISHAM
What, you think you speak for a
nation of church-goers? In this
country?
JAMES
Soon we will. A fire is going to be
lit. And everyone will flock to it.
HISHAM
So, you work for Laygass.
JAMES
We are the Poor Fellow Soldiers Of
Christ. We work for Him.
JAMES (CONT'D)
This is a Holy War.
HISHAM
Islam is a peaceful religion. Allah
is peace. If you want to talk about
this another time then we will.
HISHAM (CONT’D)
Please don’t!
JAMES raises his blade but can not find it within him to
strike.
HISHAM (CONT’D)
Where’s this going to end?
JAMES
With Britain Christian. So RUN!
JAMES (CONT'D)
RUN! AND DON’T STOP AT DUDLEY!
JAMES (CONT'D)
I’m sorry I wasn’t strong enough
Lord. I’m sorry ... sorry ...
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GREGORY
Ah yes, one of the pert little
third years pulled this out. It
definitely belonged to a
Grandmontine.
GILLIAN
Well the Grandmontine monks were
the chroniclers of the Templars.
It’s a good bet one was travelling
with them when they were attacked.
GILLIAN (CONT'D)
Why has he carved this on the back?
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GREGORY
Don’t know. Look at the way this
chain is snapped. As though it was
yanked from his neck. By force.
GILLIAN
So Europe turns against the
Templars and a small band flee
France. Wind up here. Head north
looking for a Templar church as
refuge. A Grandmontine monk is with
them. They’re attacked by Saracens
...
GREGORY
Which is patently absurd.
GILLIAN
All right, people pretending to be
Saracens. Leaving the dirhams lying
about to throw the curious off the
scent.
(beat)
What if these knights brought
something precious with them from
France? “Precious cargo”. They’re
killed for this cargo by thieves in
disguise.
GREGORY
The only thing precious to the
Knights Templar were spiritual
relics from the Holy Land.
GILLIAN
I’ve got pictures here .. All sorts
of Christian baubles ...
VIV
Tea’s up.
GREGORY
Bickies?
VIV
I’m so glad I’ve got a degree.
(GREGORY waits)
Rich Tea or Bourbons?
GREGORY
No Hob Nobs? Dear God, this is like
working in a Madagascan ruby mine.
Bring on the whips!
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GILLIAN
Never ceases to amaze me .. all
these centuries of blood-shed in
the name of religion.
VIV
Well it’s not always like that.
(off her look)
Well it isn’t. The nastier stuff
always leaves a bigger impact on
history. But that’s not how God
works.
GILLIAN
You were presumably brainwashed by
God-bothering parents ...
VIV
No. I didn’t know my parents.
(softening)
But holy wars .. Crusades .. It’s
the big stuff. I always thought
that God was found in the quiet
corners. In the little things.
BEN
The little things. I like that.
BEN (CONT'D)
Anyway, we all have to have
something to believe in, don’t we
Gillian.
BEN (CONT'D)
Right, you ready for this? First
off, wood type is cedar.
GILLIAN
Cedar?!
BEN
That takes it out of Europe. The
pattern of rings puts it at 32AD.
2000 years ago.
BEN (CONT'D)
Pollen. I j-pegged this to an old
mate. It’s Gundelia.
BEN (CONT’D)
Found in Syria, Jordan, Israel. The
Holy Land anyone?
GREGORY
Two thousand year old wood from the
Holy Land ....
BEN
Carried by the Knights Templar who
we know were entrusted with
Christian relics from Jerusalem.
(beat)
But that’s not the best bit.
There’s organic residue in the
wood. Soaked in. Like blood. Mixed
with metal traces ..?
GREGORY
Okay. Gently bently. Let’s not
start getting carried away.
BEN
Who’s getting carried away Dolly?
I’m just telling you what I found.
Evidence that 2000 years ago
someone may have been lacerated
with a metal nail and bled into
this wood.
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DANIEL MASTIFF
I’m under pressure from the
construction company. They want us
to seal up the find, protect the
site with concrete and let them
build on top.
GILLIAN
You can’t do that. There could be
something highly significant still
down there.
DANIEL MASTIFF
Cedar wood ... but you don’t know
if this is part of a cross-beam for
a Roman-built crucifix ...
GILLIAN
We’re walking geo-phys across that
site looking for the rest.
DANIEL MASTIFF
There’s another factor. Another
potential buyer for the site.
Someone who won’t build on it and
has a historical interest in
preserving it.
GILLIAN
Who?
DANIEL MASTIFF
I’m not at liberty to say.
GILLIAN
I’m not at liberty to say.
GILLIAN (CONT'D)
Daniel, please, let us walk the
site out, sink another trench ..
Hold the developers and whoever
else at bay. For now. Please.
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DANIEL MASTIFF
(on the phone)
Look, if you’re in two minds about
acquiring the site it may interest
you to know that my team have
unearthed a piece of cedar wood,
2000 years old .... We could come
to an academic agreement on this
...
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HELENA (V.O.)
“I have asked the Lord for one
thing; one thing only do I want: to
live in the Lord’s house all my
life, to marvel there at His
goodness, and to ask for His
guidance ..
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HELENA
In times of trouble He will shelter
me; He will keep me safe in His
temple and make me secure on a high
rock. So I will triumph over my
enemies. With shouts of joy I will
offer ...”
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BEN
You should see this.
HELENA (TV)
All I know is that I’ve been in
palliative care for three years and
I’ve never seen a patient recover
when so close to death ...
REPORTER (O.S.)
And is it true that you came into
contact with a piece of ancient
wood found on the field beside us?
HELENA (TV)
Yes, I told my colleagues that I
helped a student archaeologist pull
it out of the ground.
REPORTER (O.S.)
And is it true this wood is
Biblical? Perhaps 2000 years old?
HELENA (TV)
I don’t know ..
REPORTER (O.S.)
Would you describe what you saw
today as a miracle?
GREGORY
How the hell did the hacks get on
to this?
VIV
I didn’t say anything!
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GILLIAN
You let a layman help you on a dig
site?
VIV
I .. I .. I’m sorry ...
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GILLIAN
Look, whether it’s the cross of
Christ or not it’s still an amazing
historical find. Maybe the press
attention’ll be good for us.
BEN
Well you’ve always liked to be the
talking point.
GILLIAN
Mastiff said you asked for a
placement here and nowhere else.
VIV
Well .. this is where it’s all
happening.
GILLIAN
You had the pick of the crop. Why
here?
VIV
Pin in a map.
GILLIAN
Okay then, don’t tell me. But I
hope you like getting into trouble.
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VIV
Uhh yes. No? Which is the best
answer?
GILLIAN
You’d better decide coz Gregory’s
right about religious faith;
gunpowder of humanity. If we do
find what we .. may have found then
every zealot, fanatic and crackpot
will be down on our dig site like a
ton of bricks.
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A noise.
HISHAM
I’ve been learning about you. And
the other orphans.
JAMES
I have a Father.
HISHAM
An entire monastic school, founded
with money from Edward Laygass’s
family. What did he raise you all
to believe?
JAMES
The Truth.
HISHAM
I’ve seen Muslims, good Muslims
driven with that look that you have
now. Mad with zeal and longing to
make a difference. There is another
way. If you follow it you’ll be
closer to God. Don’t make me go to
the Police. Come on mate, stand
down from this.
HISHAM (CONT'D)
You know I once thought ...
JAMES
You have guided my hand and given
me my resolve. I entrust myself to
Your will.
But when he looks back up, his eyes burn with determination
beneath his sweaty fringe.
War drums.
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47 TV - DAY A 47
LAYGASS
“Dear Edward, I know why we can’t
beat Bin Laden. He and his lot have
faith. They may be wrong but at
least they have that. Whereas we
have the True Faith in Jesus but we
don’t stand up for it. And that is
where the Muslims and others have
us over a barrel.”
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LAYGASS closes the letter and allows his sad smile to morph
into one of hope and anticipation.
LAYGASS (CONT’D)
What if Jesus could be proved? It
would light a fire in all our
hearts. Even in those who had no
faith. “In my Father’s house there
are many mansions.” So said Jesus.
Wouldn’t those mansions soon be
filled with Christian souls? The
Believers would drive out those who
did not follow the Truth. Just as
we did a long time ago. Wow!
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GILLIAN
(grabs a team member)
Tanya, call the university. Any
member of the rugger squad looking
to earn cash in hand is to get down
here onto this cordon.
JOURNALIST
Dr Magwilde, a few questions?
GILLIAN
Remove your stringy buttocks from
my dig.
JOURNALIST
Have your team uncovered part of
the True Cross? And is the rest of
it still down there?
GILLIAN
Yeah. Last week we tripped over the
Holy Grail and next week we’re
going after Atlantis.
JOURNALIST
But that’s the reputation that
ruined your mother wasn’t it. Going
after the exotic ...
BEN
We’re very busy. Thanks. Cheers.
JOURNALIST
Broke her career. Broke her spirit.
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BEN pushes the JOURNO away. He can see how deeply GILLIAN is
cut. He reaches out to her but GILLIAN shrugs him off.
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HELENA
I .. I didn’t start this, honestly.
I didn’t even know the wood we
found was special ...
VIV
You’re a believer, aren’t you.
HELENA
Jack was minutes away from dying.
I’m a Christian. I believe God
sometimes chooses to heal ...
HELENA holds out her hand. VIV sees the splinter in her
fingertip. Her mind spins with crazy possibilities.
MOTHER
Excuse me.
MOTHER (CONT'D)
I saw you on the news. Touch him.
HELENA
Sorry ..?
MOTHER
He has leukemia. Could you touch
him please? What harm can it do?
HELENA
I’m not special.
(touches the boy with her
fingertips)
Bless you in Jesus’s name.
MOTHER
Thank you.
Tears trickle down the MOTHER’S face. She leads her son away.
VIV
You should get that thing removed.
HELENA
They work themselves out.
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GILLIAN
These are the keys to my flat.
Bring me my spare overalls, they’re
drying on the radiator. Touch
nothing!
VIV
You’ve got company.
GILLIAN
You’ll find a crossbow; bring that
too.
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She picks up a Chinese box. Opens the lid and peers in.
Reacts with a start and drops it.
VIV
“I found him in the shining of the
stars ..” Tennyson. What the hell
is this?
A power surge blows the desk lamp bulb. The hi-fi system
blasts on - all diodes blazing. “Bat Out Of Hell” loud. VIV
jumps with a yell. Then the surge is over and everything is
quiet again.
A noise outside.
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DANIEL MASTIFF
Now. The other interested party ..
He’s bought the site at three times
its premium. It’s his site now.
GILLIAN
Why?
DANIEL MASTIFF
To declare this holy ground.
GILLIAN
This site and these finds are under
my jurisdiction Daniel. Who the
hell are we talking about?!
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VIV
“Why did you come here Viv?” Good
bloody question ....
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VIV has nowhere to run to. She backs against the far wall,
looking for something to defend herself with. She leans
against the back wall. And the wall gives! VIV can not
believe her luck - a secret door. She pushes open the door
and slips through.
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VIV pinwheels into the small room. Despite her urgency she is
momentarily thrown by what she sees around her. Although we
don’t see what she sees, it clearly has an effect on Viv.
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GILLIAN
He won’t tell me who’s got the
site. I can’t believe how quickly
this is getting out of control.
GREGORY
Everyone wants a piece of the
Cross. They always have.
GILLIAN
What about the tissue residue in
the wood?
BEN
They may be able to recover DNA.
GILLIAN
The DNA of Christ?
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GREGORY
Ah.
(shrugs)
The DNA of a crucified man. It
doesn’t matter if he’s Jesus or
Fred Cohen, he will become the most
powerful and dangerous dead man on
Earth.
GILLIAN
No chance of God hiding “in the
quiet places and the little things”
then.
BEN
Look it’s a bit mad right now,
granted. But things’ll settle down.
VIV
Errmm .. I’m not being funny or
anything but some men with Medieval
swords broke into your flat.
BEN
You okay?
VIV
Yeah, I found a way out.
GILLIAN
How?
VIV
I .. Through a window.
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BEN
I’d say they were looking for the
wood sample.
GILLIAN
Yes?
GREGORY (PHONE)
It’s Gregory. I know who’s taken
over the site.
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GREGORY
Edward Laygass. Philanthropic right-
wing Christian. His father founded
an outreach organization using
impressionable young boys from the
orphanage. Has long held a belief
that the country needs to restore
the values and principles of the
Knights Templar.
BEN
Without the burning and the
wholesale murder of Muslims I
assume.
GREGORY
Well ... Hmmmm.
GILLIAN
White Wings; publishing, television
.. Now he has plans to lobby
parliament to abolish non-Christian
religions in the UK.
GREGORY
He’s been disowned by every
respectable priest and clergyman in
the country. This is a video stream
from the White Wings website.
Picture freeze.
LAYGASS (V.O.)
A question for you; do you want
their Jerusalem or Christ’s
Jerusalem?
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GILLIAN and BEN - truly they can not believe what they are
seeing. A CROWD OF PEOPLE standing dutifully behind the
cordon in the gloaming, facing the site as though at an
altar. Some praying. Many looking sick or wheeling in sick
relatives. And men in trench coats (not JAMES or COLM) are
handing out white doves. The people take the doves and clasp
them tightly. GILLIAN realizes suddenly that the moment is
being taped. The camera has a White Wings logo.
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GILLIAN blazes. BEN tries to calm her down but she shrugs him
off. LAYGASS remains patient. MASTIFF looks nervous.
LAYGASS
I believe the Knights Templar
brought the Cross of Christ to
England. If they were butchered
then maybe the Cross is still here.
BEN
Geo-phys hasn’t uncovered anything
else. And anyway, wouldn’t their
attackers take it?
LAYGASS
Not necessarily. The Knights had
become outcasts. Maybe they were
killed simply for that reason.
GILLIAN
Then why not let us find it? Why
turn a scientific enquiry into a
Cecil B de Mille film?
LAYGASS
We are at war Doctor Magwilde. And
our enemy is winning. God has
forsaken us because we’re a nation
of hypocrites.
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LAYGASS (CONT'D)
We go to church to get married but
we don’t believe. We baptize our
kids and renounce “the Devil and
all his ways.” But we’re just
counting the seconds until we can
wet the baby’s head.
GILLIAN
I don’t need a sermon from you ...
LAYGASS
The Templars had faith.
My favourite Bible quote - John 14
verse 2, “In my Father’s house are
many mansions ..” The most
wonderful thing for me would be to
see the rooms of Heaven filled.
When we find the Cross itself, the
Christian world will rally to it.
BEN
You got that nurse onto TV didn’t
you. You want to turn this place
into your own version of Lourdes.
GILLIAN
Did you break into my home you
bastard?
GILLIAN (CONT'D)
And what are you getting out of
this Daniel?
BEN
Come on Daniel, what’s the title?
DANIEL MASTIFF
Of what?
GILLIAN
Your inevitable book?
DANIEL MASTIFF
“Onward Christian Soldiers: The
Rescue Of The Cross.” Random House
are in the bag, Channel Four are
sniffing. And THAT is money in the
bank for our department!
BEN
Laygass is going to twist this into
some kind of modern day crusade.
What do you want to do? Gilly?
GILLIAN
Let him have the site. You said
yourself, geo-phys uncovered
nothing new. Which means whoever
killed the knights, took the Cross.
All we have to do is find out
where.
BEN
What have you found?
GILLIAN smiles.
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GILLIAN
A Grandmontine monk was with the
knights when they were ambushed. We
found his crucifix. The cross he
carved the symbol into. *
BEN
He was killed along with the
knights.
GILLIAN
His name was Stephen. And this *
morning, I found him.
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GILLIAN (V.O.)
“Chronicle of Stephen, holy brother
of the Grandmontine.” He followed
them to England, escaping the
persecutions.
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GILLIAN (V.O.) (CONT'D)
His manuscript is vague and I only
found it by chance on the
auctioneer’s site. I don’t think
Stephen was considered very
reliable. The rest of the order
went out of their way to discredit
him.
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GILLIAN
His full writings have been broken
up. Some are in the Ecclesiastical
Library. One manuscript appears to
be privately owned. Any ideas by
whom?
BEN
Edward Laygass.
GILLIAN
Stephen’s writings are in past
tense. He must have escaped the
attack.
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The lightning rampages across the sky. The SARACENS tear into
the TEMPLARS. BROTHER STEPHEN crouches behind a tree,
watching wide-eyed and petrified.
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GILLIAN
He was the soul survivor of that
attack. He knew what the knights
were carrying. He knew what became
of the relic.
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BEN
Look if Laygass has the book then
he has all the answers anyway. He’d
know where the Cross was.
GILLIAN
He has some writings, not all of
them. He’s obviously missing a
vital clue.
She stands.
GILLIAN (CONT'D) *
You are impressed. *
BEN *
(trying to make light) *
I am. You’re very clever. *
GILLIAN *
What is it? *
BEN
If .. and I say only if Laygass has
an army of modern day crusaders on
his side ... how many are there?
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JAMES, COLM and EIGHT KNIGHTS step out of the shadows to meet
LAYGASS. All the knights are wearing the same coats and plain
white t-shirts.
JAMES
Bristol. London. Manchester.
Edinburgh. Swansea. They’re waiting
sir. Just as we’re waiting.
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LAYGASS
We’ll see what the site uncovers.
And watch Dr Magwilde’s team. Watch
them closely.
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GREGORY
Apologies madam.
GREGORY (CONT'D)
Now then, where art thou Brother
Stephen?
COLM moves out from the rows of books and realizes that
GREGORY has given him the slip.
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GREGORY debriefs the others using print outs from his digital
camera.
GREGORY
Brother Stephen travelled with our
knights as recounted in his
Chroniculi minori. They were led by
a great Templar; Jaques de Saint-
Omar.
GILLIAN
That sword ...
VIV
Why do you like that sword?
GREGORY
It’s not in keeping with the
Templar’s traditional hand-and-a-
half sword ...
GILLIAN
Ben. Look at it.
BEN
Yeah, can we stick to what we’re
doing mate?
GILLIAN
You can see it. I know you can see
it.
VIV
See what? What is it about this
sword?
BEN
Nothing.
GREGORY
(coughs for attention)
If I may resume ... The knights
were attacked. Stephen is vague
about the location which is why
this hasn’t come to light before.
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VIV
By Saracens?
GREGORY
They dressed as Saracens, left
Saracen coins but Brother Stephen
knew differently.
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GREGORY
English Mercenaries in disguise.
Stephen’s careful here. He says
they stole a “most magnificent
relic.” He means of course the
Cross. These thieves were in the
pay of the Grandmontines
themselves.
BEN
The jammy sods! Why?
GILLIAN
The Templars were being wiped out.
The monks couldn’t trust them with
the Cross. They made it look as
though Saracens had killed them and
taken the Cross back to the Holy
Land. In fact they would have taken
it to their own monastery in
Cresswell.
GREGORY
Cresswell’s been heavily excavated.
Nothing doing.
GILLIAN
They hid it somewhere!
BEN
If the answer was in that book then
Laygass would be lynching heathens
and parading the Cross up Pall Mall
by now. He’s missing something.
GREGORY
Where else could the monks hide it?
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GILLIAN
Well Laygass can only read the top-
soil, we know how to dig.
(checks her watch)
Motorway to Birmingham’ll be clear.
Fancy a drive Gregory?
GREGORY
I’ll just put the kettle on.
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GILLIAN
Dr Magwilde, Professor Parton,
Wessex University Archaeology
Department. You know why we’re in
Birmingham.
GREGORY
We’re collecting Mr Laygass’s notes
on the Brother Stephen writings. I
thought you’d been notified.
GILLIAN
I’ll phone Mr Laygass. Wake him up.
He’ll hit the roof. Nothing is ever
simple is it.
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GILLIAN
Apparently it is.
GILLIAN (CONT'D)
Here’s the book.
GILLIAN (CONT'D)
It’s wired.
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BEN
We’re being paranoid.
(another clattering noise)
Load up the Land Rover. Take
everything. All the finds. The lot.
CUT TO:
GREGORY
We don’t have much time.
GILLIAN
There has to be a key.
GREGORY
Why do people always say that? No
there doesn’t.
GILLIAN
“In my Father’s house there are
many mansions ..” It’s Laygass’s
favourite quote from the Bible.
GREGORY
My lady.
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RADIO NEWS
The beheaded body of a young muslim
student in the south of the city
has sparked an outcry of anger and
disgust from religious leaders
across the country. As the Bishop
of Birmingham meets with Muslim
clerics today to discuss how best
to tackle the growing fury amongst
all religious factions of the city
...
BEN
Sounds Laygass’s war is about to
begin.
GILLIAN
Viv, you don’t have to sit in the
Floozy Seat.
GREGORY
I was changing down!
GILLIAN
(refers to book)
No wonder Laygass loves this thing.
Brother Stephen talks about the
Templars rising again in the future
and crushing the heathens.
BEN
What are those symbols? Animals and
stuff ...
GREGORY
Pictograms. They reference
different churches and monasteries.
Like a short-hand ..
GREGORY (CONT'D)
I was changing up!
GILLIAN
Stop!
GREGORY brakes.
GILLIAN (CONT'D)
Stephen carved this symbol onto the
back of his crucifix. Why would he
desecrate his own holy cross like
that?
BEN
Because it referred to a place that
was extra special? Extra holy?
GILLIAN
Where’s that crucifix?
BEN
We packed everything. Viv, you were
clearing out the office, did you
see it?
VIV
I packed it. I’m sure. I think.
Look, we were in a rush!
GILLIAN
He carved this symbol because it
was the place they were taking the
Cross to.
GREGORY
The snake and the sword.
GREGORY (CONT'D)
The Templar church at Garway,
Herefordshire.
BEN
Yeah but the knights were ambushed.
So where did it go instead?
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GILLIAN
Don’t you get it? Stephen didn’t
survive the ambush, they let him
live. He was a Grandmontine. And he
knew the plan all along even if he
didn’t agree with it. Everyone
might have thought the Cross was
going back to the Holy Land but it
was still going to Garway.
GREGORY
That’s madness. It’s a Templar site
... Oh no, I see! I see! The
Templars are all dead. Their
churches suddenly abandoned ...
Garway then.
BEN
Garway.
GILLIAN
Garway.
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JAMES
Garway.
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GILLIAN jumps out of the Land Rover which has reached a stone
wall dead-end. Over the wall, an ELDERLY MAN tends his
garden. He grins at GILLIAN who leans on the wall casually
with a coy smile.
ELDERLY MAN
Lost eh?
GILLIAN
We’re looking for the church?
ELDERLY MAN
Church? Closed. For drainage works.
Got the flagstones up an’ all
sorts.
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GILLIAN
They’ve got the flagstones up?! And
there’s nothing under there?
ELDERLY MAN
Like what?
GILLIAN
Ohh. Dunno. Errr ... Secret
chambers? Anything like that?
The MAN gives her a sideways look. GILLIAN realizes she has
reached a genuine dead-end. Turns to go.
ELDERLY MAN
If you wanna sightsee you can have
a look at the dove-cote.
GILLIAN
Dove-cote?
ELDERLY MAN
Built with the church. It’s in me
garden. Come on through.
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They pick their way through freshly dug soil, past watering
cans and wheel-barrows. And there it is - the circular stone
dove-cote sitting on his lawn beside some garden gnomes.
GREGORY
14th century for certain. If not
older. Best one I’ve seen.
ELDERLY MAN
Holy ain’t they, doves. Symbol of
peace.
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They push open the rickety door and step into a totally
circular structure lined with hundreds of stone coops.
Pigeons flap about.
GILLIAN
Gregory?
GREGORY is counting.
BEN
How many?
GREGORY
Twelve rows high and I count fifty-
five coops in one row running all
around. Six hundred and sixty-six.
VIV
The number of the Beast?
GREGORY
666 doves to counter the power of
Satan. Funny how folk tick isn’t
it.
GILLIAN
Looks like they blocked up a well-
mouth.
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BEN throws open the back of the Land Rover. Packed with gear.
He pulls out pry bars, head-torches and harnesses. He checks
a head-torch. Bulb winks. He gives it a smack.
CUT TO:
BEN, GREGORY and VIV heave at the pray bars. The lid comes
off. Ancient air howls up out of the darkness.
BEN
You sure?
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GILLIAN
Stop. Hang on ...
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She waggles the light to fix it. Now she can see. And her
face registers tearful, emotional awe.
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BEN
Know how to put this on?
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GILLIAN
These are Roman crosses, collected
over the Crusades. The Templars
didn’t know which was Christ’s so
they brought them all.
VIV
And the piece we found ...?
GILLIAN
From one of these.
GILLIAN (CONT'D)
Be careful.
GILLIAN (CONT'D)
Ben? What are you doing?
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LAYGASS
Once full of pure white doves. Now
teeming with sullied grey
scavengers from abroad.
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GILLIAN
Ben? Gregory?
LAYGASS
How do we know which one?
GILLIAN
Maybe we shouldn’t know. It’s about
faith isn’t it?
LAYGASS
You’re right. We’ll take one. That
will stand as the True Cross. It’ll
be a beacon of hope!
LAYGASS glimpses Viv dart behind a cross and pulls out his
sword. He unclips himself from the harness.
LAYGASS (CONT'D)
Come here. Please. Come here. Come
on. Come HERE!!
GILLIAN
What are you doing?
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LAYGASS
You’re going to help me secure a
cross. You will help me or I swear
to God this child will die!
LAYGASS (CONT'D)
What are you ...?
LAYGASS (CONT'D)
YOU BITCH!
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The others can see smoke rising and flickering firelight. BEN
instinctively steps forward. JAMES threatens him with his
sword.
BEN
What?! Gonna let them burn? That
what Jesus would do?
JAMES
What do you know?!
BEN
We know Laygass brainwashed some
innocent children to grow up
believing they were holy warriors.
GREGORY
Your knights, do you know why they
kept doves? To tax the farmers.
JAMES
Liar! The doves are a symbol of
purity.
GREGORY
The doves took the peasants’ grain.
However much they took, the
Templars would take the same.
JAMES
They are holy birds!
GREGORY
Sorry son, you see them as a symbol
of purity. In fact they were a
symbol of taxation. Things are not
always as he hope.
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GILLIAN
Ben, help us.
COLM
James! We can’t leave them to burn
down there!
JAMES
Why not? They’ll burn anyway. One
day.
COLM
I don’t have your .. your strength.
BEN
Why? Because he’s killed? It was
you wasn’t it. You’re brave enough
to kill for the Cross aren’t you
James. Now show us you’re brave
enough to save.
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LAYGASS
Kill her! Do it!
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BEN
It’s never been about faith Colm.
It’s been about power. Come on ...
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COLM pulls back with his sword. Gregory and Ben start to haul
Gillian up.
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GILLIAN
No, I’m going down!
LAYGASS grabs VIV and throws her to the ground, raising his
sword. In the hellfire glow of burning crosses he appears
demonic.
VIV
“And did those feet in ancient
times, walk upon England’s
mountains green? And was the holy
Lamb of God, in England’s pleasant
pastures seen ..?”
LAYGASS
God gave you that voice sister. But
the Devil uses it.
BEN
Now!
VIV
Don’t let go!
GILLIAN
I’ve got you honey.
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The TEAM stagger into fresh air. Black smoke drifts from the
cote. Siren sounds from far away. The ELDERLY MAN is running
back from his house.
ELDERLY MAN
I called the Police! Anyone hurt?
Should I make some tea?
GILLIAN
You sang to him?
VIV
I just thought it might buy me some
time.
GILLIAN
You .. sang to him?
GILLIAN (CONT’D)
You know what? I’m impressed.
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COLM
It’s over. The Cross, it’s gone.
BEN
Suppose to be in here sunbeam.
(taps his chest)
Read that in a book somewhere.
GREGORY
Now please, please please, for the
love of Jehovah, may we go to the
pub?
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Save one.
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PULL BACK from another fire. The flames of a cosy pub hearth.
DANIEL MASTIFF finds the TEAM sitting around a table near the
fire all with pints of real ale.
GILLIAN
Hello Daniel, pork scratching?
DANIEL MASTIFF
No Cross.
GILLIAN
Apparently not.
BEN
Might be for the best Daniel. It’s
a pretty inflammatory relic.
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DANIEL MASTIFF
Yes, yes .. Would you like another
pint of Smug?
GILLIAN
Daniel. You were hoodwinked by a
fanatic.
DANIEL MASTIF
When vocation becomes passion
anyone can become a fanatic. If I
recall, it runs in your family.
BEN
They can’t reclaim the DNA. Blood’s
too polluted.
GREGORY
Our poor bleeding stranger remains
a mystery. Good. For the best.
GILLIAN
(hefts the wood)
If you can’t build with it, all
wood is good for is burning. Any
carpenter knows that.
She tosses the chunk onto the fire. It roars up at once. They
watch it burn. They’ve done the right thing.
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VIV
How’s your miracle patient?
HELENA
The remission hasn’t lasted. But he
got to speak to his family one last
time; that’s God’s gift to him.
VIV
Don’t lose your faith Helena.
HELENA
It’s working loose. I think I can
get it.
VIV
Let me.
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GILLIAN has put the splinter into two glass plates which she
then puts on the shelf with her numerous antiquities.
VIV
God is in the quiet places and the
little things.
GILLIAN
Viv? There’s something I want to
ask you.
VIV
What?
GILLIAN
Are you going talk like a fortune
cookie or are you going to get out
there and start digging?
GILLIAN (CONT'D) *
What’s with the Cheshire Cat thing? *
VIV *
I’m just .. Thank you. I’m glad to *
be here. It’s been a dream and .. *
thank you. *
GILLIAN
You’re very welcome Viv.
VIV
(turns to go) *
Uhh .. you coming, Boss?
GILLIAN
Not right now. There’s something I
have to do.
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GILLIAN stands before the WOMAN in her late 50’s with the
mass of unruly black-grey hair. The WOMAN will not look at
GILLIAN. She just keeps drawing - patterns and symbols.
GILLIAN
I was really close. Maybe some
things are best left hidden. You
know that better than anyone.
GILLIAN (CONT'D)
I’m not trying to boast. I just
wanted you to know.
GILLIAN (CONT'D)
Take care mum. I love you.
She pauses at the door. Her MOTHER doesn’t even break from
her writing. GILLIAN leaves sadly.
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FADE OUT.