✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans)'s Reviews > The Dungeoneers

This book is about dwarves sequential hermaphroditic parthenogens and chickens the world's most pathetic dragons (who also happen to be true creatures of zen, just so you know). It's also about neckermancers, great advancements in pancake technology, the Gnomish Intelligence Agency, thingjiggys and li'l thingwhirlys (👋waves at Mungo 👋), pretentious mummies, worm-stuffed moles (such a delicacy indeed), demon monkeys who are short on ambulatory limbs, and my all-time favorite, talking skulls.

Add to that a great cast of, um, colorful characters, silly shenanigans galore, adventure aplenty, hilarious as shrimp dialogues everything, and you get one of the most entertaining books I've read all year. That calls for a celebratory dance if you ask me.



P.S. Mark my words, one day Corporal Cluck will rule the world. One worm at a time.



[Pre-review nonsense]

This book! Those chickens!



➽ Review to come and stuff.