Frankenburger's Reviews > Who Fears Death

So there's this lady, and she lives in Africa where things aren't so great. In fact, one day she gets RAPED. She gets RAPED so hard that apparently enough semen pours out of her to make a hentai proud. As luck would have it, she gets a pregnant, and so our story begins.

This is the tale of Onyesonwu, a girl who's as obnoxious as she is mad. She doesn't think life is all that fair to the women in ol' Africa, and so she sets out to learn juju so that she can take revenge on her father (the guy who did all the RAPE). Along the way, she gets circumcised. But it's okay, 'cause some other girls get circumcised with her, and they all become fast friends as a result. Did you know that girls get periods? You did? Well, in case you forget, this book will remind you every few pages that girls get periods. What a clever way to indicate to the reader every time a month has gone by.

So once Onyesonwu learns enough juju, she and her circumcised friends, along with a couple men (two of only a handful of male characters in the book not constantly trying to RAPE), set off on a journey to kill Onyesonwu's father (the RAPE king of the west). Along the way, Onyesonwu regrows everyone's clitorises, so then everyone can enjoy lots and lots of sex. The entire second half of the book is young women wandering the desert having sex with their newly grown clits. Then the book ends. Also, random men try to RAPE the women along the way.

If this all sounds awesome, let me assure you that it's not nearly as exciting as it sounds. In fact, you could say it's retarded... or rapetarded if you will.