Rodney Dangerfield Quotes About School

Quotes about: School

• In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Teacher, School

• Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Daughter, Stupid

• School is a place were you go to eat your lunch

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, School, Lunch

• My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Cousin, School

• In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Football, School

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.31, Zondervan

• I know I'm not sexy. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Masturbate.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Sexy, School, High School

• We lived in a neighborhood that was too rich for us. When I was young, I had to deliver groceries to the homes of the kids I went to school with. I had to go to the back doors to make the deliveries. It was embarrassing. That was one thing out of a hundred.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Home, School, Kids

  "Rodney Dangerfield: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

• She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, School, Humor

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