My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk, he sits there and watches the birds get hernias. Well, only last Christmas I gave him a B-B gun and he gave me a sweatshirt with a bulls-eye on the back. I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
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