*could*

leave you in the fute

Not like they'd just leave. More like that they'd end up being a massive whore

the velocity of these memes are too much.

Behind my back, with what I know to be better genes anyway

you sound like such a fucking cuck

so why are you moping and yelling at me again?

But, instead, she's stayed for seven years, with a man who isn't stable, and she compares to a woman

She's his emotional support

random memories about leaving your gf for literally no reason

making you sad

There were reasons

just like SMG whining about his foreskin

Many

so you lash out at the only girl you can think of on the interwebs

just bitch to your mother

jfc

Plot twist: it was Luci.

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nah bruj

ive never gone west of the mississipi

I came here to bitch about shit, and found a man masquerading as a lesbian

I don't lash out at women cause I'm a Nice Guy

thats where the commies live

Oh, the best part

Last time I met with her, we toked on a hill, in the snow

She asked if I was a trump supporter

Because she was genuinely concerned. There are many reason I'm glad I don't see her

uh huh

I'm far beyond "trump supporter"

I'd still likely be communist if I didn't kick her out

Eight times

and an ex commie to boot