bruh

I have no idea how they got a permit

same in Mississippi

literal dinosaurs

no permit requred

Beer drive-through sounds like traffic ticket bait

Amazon makes games?

you can drink without stopping you drvig

Florida's peninsula is subtropical. Very similar in certain ways to the Nile delta.

Crocs thrive there.

everything you dont want to thrive. thrives in florida

That and killer Bees

this is the problem

As well as a ton of ditched animals from overseass

Roaches fucking FLY in florida

Yep.

Germany has flying cockroaches

muslims?

yea my mom has a phobia of roaches cuz she was traumatized by living in a house infested with flying roaches as a child

I had to yeet one just 4 hours ago

don't tell the roaches that, otherwise I won't just be able to kill 'em with my shoes

LMFAO

u yeeted a Muslim?

Florida roaches are huge. Shortly before my family moved away (when I was fifteen), I smashed one with a shoe so hard, all that was left was tiny bits of chitin and gooey innards.

*high five

https://images.gutefrage.net/media/fragen/bilder/kuechenschabe-oder-nichtsiehe-foto-/0_original.jpg?v=1504043059000

this nigga flies

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/51/Ectobius_vittiventris_und_Blattella_germanica.jpg/220px-Ectobius_vittiventris_und_Blattella_germanica.jpg

my mom lived in a house infested with those as a kid lol

and this is the only difference from the house roach

Aside from ability to fly

My sister freaks out every time one flies in

i hate those fuckers

She immediately goes into "OH FUCK INFESTATION" mode

God's m istake

Roaches are disgusting. Every single one could vanish and I'd do a happy dance.

^^ god's mistake

thats the thing, theyll never disappear XD

they can survive mcnukes bruh

Yeah.