don't tell the roaches that, otherwise I won't just be able to kill 'em with my shoes

LMFAO

u yeeted a Muslim?

Florida roaches are huge. Shortly before my family moved away (when I was fifteen), I smashed one with a shoe so hard, all that was left was tiny bits of chitin and gooey innards.

*high five

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this nigga flies

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my mom lived in a house infested with those as a kid lol

and this is the only difference from the house roach

Aside from ability to fly

My sister freaks out every time one flies in

i hate those fuckers

She immediately goes into "OH FUCK INFESTATION" mode

God's m istake

Roaches are disgusting. Every single one could vanish and I'd do a happy dance.

^^ god's mistake

thats the thing, theyll never disappear XD

they can survive mcnukes bruh

Yeah.

never say never

@UnScottable that's a myth

i said people would never confuse gender

i was wrong

pfft trust me

you drop a nuke on florida

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!!

the roaches will remain

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the roaches represent the inherent evil within

not my style nuke

trust me, you drop a nuke on florida and I'll no longer have a roach problem

anti-roach nuke

insects in general are more tolerant of radiation
simply because they only use genes when they molt
but as far as insects go, roaches are not the most radiation-resistent

but not HEAT

_pushes glasses up_

WELL OK THEN

MR FACTS AND LOGIC

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we don't want any roaches left... SO.. we don't rely on radiation