Nba Hell

THE NBA INFERNO
LUCAS POMERLEAU
CIRCLE ONE: ROWDY FANS
Sin- Interrupting a Game
Sinner- Rowdy Fans
Punishment- For interrupting a game, their immune system in stopped,
subjecting them to multiple diseases.
CIRCLE TWO: PEOPLE WHO
MISS GAMES Sin- Missing Games
Sinner- Joel Embiid
Punishment- For missing games, their loss of sight will be missing. They
will be blind forever as they are burned by the fires of hell.
CIRCLE THREE: RUDE
REPORTERS
Sin- Ignorant and Rude Reporters
Sinner- Shaquille ONeal
Punishment- For their rudeness, they lose their mouths, rendering them
unable to speak or scream while they are tortured by other demons.
CIRCLE FOUR: BAD
Sin- Bad Refs
REFEREES Sinner- Tim Donaghy
Punishment- For their bad judgement and rigging games, they are put
through many different tortures from burning, being torn apart, and being
brutalized.
CIRCLE FIVE: PEOPLE WHO
DESTROY JERSEYS Sin- Destroying a Jersey
Sinner- Cleveland Cavilers Fans
Punishment- For their disrespect towards a jersey, they will be tortured by
whatever they did to the jersey for eternity. This includes burning, being
torn apart, or thrown in waste (trash or excrement).
CIRCLE SIX: DRUG USERS
Sin- Drug Users
Sinner- Mitchell Wiggins
Punishment- For using drugs during their career, their bodies and
distorted and disproportionate, causing extreme pain while they are unable
to move.
CIRCLE SEVEN ROUND ONE: THOSE
WHO DISRESPECT THE OTHER TEAM
Sin- Disrespect to the Other Team
Sinner- Draymond Green
Punishment- Showing disrespect for the other team results in the sinner
being forced to lay in salt while their body is covered in open wounds.
CIRCLE SEVEN ROUND TWO: THOSE
WHO DISRESPECT THEIR OWN TEAM
Sin-Disrespecting Your Own Team
Sinner- Blake Griffin
Punishment- For disrespecting their own team, the sinners body is
mutilated and in terrible condition.
CIRCLE SEVEN ROUND THREE: THOSE
WHO DISRESPECT REPORTERS
Sin- Disrespecting Reporters

Sinner- Russel Westbrook
Punishment- For disrespecting reporters, they are forced to carry very
heavy rocks up mountains as fire ascends up the mountain, chasing the
sinner.
CIRCLE EIGHT DITCH 1:
Sin- Flopping
FLOPPING Sinner- LeBron James
Punishment- For flopping in a game, which is looked down upon and a
dirty move, the player will be forced to fall down into a pit of fire then
brought back up only to fall again into the pit.
DITCH 2: NOT PLAYING
Sin- Not Playing Defense
DEFENSE Sinner- James Harden
Punishment- By not playing defense and stopping the other team from
scoring, they are forced to run for eternity while hounds of hell are chasing
them.
DITCH 3: FOULING OUT
Sin- Fouling Out
Sinner- Klay Thompson
Punishment- For fouling out of a game, the player is subjected to foul
stenches, images, and tastes for the rest of eternity. They are constantly
repulsed by the foul content they are subjected to.
DITCH 4: FIGHTING OTHER
PLAYERS Sin- Fighting other Players
Sinner- Metta World Peace (Ron Artest)
Punishment- For fighting other players, they to fight demons for the rest
of eternity. These demons are very strong, making the brawl very
dangerous.
DITCH 5: YELLING AT
Sin- Yelling at Refs
REFEREES Sinner- Demarcus Cousins
Punishment- By yelling at refs during a game, they will always have
deafening sounds roaring in their ears, but they can never go deaf.
DITCH 6: BALL HOGGING
Sin- Ball Hogging
Sinner- Kobe Bryant
Punishment- For hogging the ball during a game, they will be buried
underneath a huge pit of very hot basketballs.
CIRCLE 7: OVER
Sin- Over Celebrating
CELEBRATING Sinner- Chris Bosh
Punishment- For over celebrating, the sinner is stretched so much, they
are torn apart.
CIRCLE 8: ONLY TAKING 3-
POINT SHOTS Sin- Only Taking 3- point Shots
Sinner- Steph Curry
Punishment- For only taking 3-point shots, the sinners body is chopped
into 3 parts, creating unimaginable pain for them.
CIRCLE 9: CONSTANTLY
INURING YOURSELF
Sin- Constantly Injuring Yourself
Sinner- Derrick Rose
Punishment- For constantly injuring themselves, they lose all control of
their limbs rendering them unable to move forever.
CIRCLE 10: GETTING
Sin- Getting Ejected
EJECTED Sinner-Rasheed Wallace
Punishment- For getting ejected from a game, the sinner is trapped in
boiling lava, removed from others.
CIRCLE NINE: BETRAYING
YOUR TEAM Sin- Betraying your Team
Sinner- Kevin Durant
Punishment- The sinner is in a lonely void forever; separated from
everything with only themselves.

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