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Billy and the Queen

Billy Parker is fourteen. He has got brown hair, green eyes and a small

nose. He has got a sister, too. Her name is Roxanne (but everybody calls

her Rox). It is August. Billy and Rox are staying at their grandmother's

house in Brighton. One Sunday, Billy looks at his bicycle. It is very, very old.

"I need a new one," he says. "But the question is how? New bikes are so

expensive."

"It's all right for you," says Rox. "I haven't got a bike at all." At that

moment Gran opens the back door. "Tea!" she says. Billy and Rox go into the

house. "Gran," says Billy at tea. "Do you know how I can make a lot of

money?" Gran smiles at him. "Why do you ask?" "He wants to buy a new

bike," says Rox. "Oh, I see." Gran thinks for a minute. Then she says, "I

know!"

"What?" asks Billy. A magazine called Palace is on the table. Gran

opens it. "Look," she says. "There's a competition here and the first prize

is £500." Billy looks at the magazine. "Send us a photo of you and the

Queen together," he reads. "Together?" says Rox. Billy looks at Gran. "But

I don't understand," he says. "How do people know where the Queen's

going to be?"

"That's easy," says Gran. "It tells you every week in the magazine."

She turns to page 67 of Palace. "Look here we are. Tomorrow she's going to

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a horse show near here. On Wednesday she's going to see a film, and on

Friday she's going to open a new hospital." Billy looks at Rox. "What do you

think?" he asks. Rox smiles, "I think you can buy two new bikes for £500,"

she says.

The next day is Monday. There is a horse show near Brighton and the

Queen is going to be there at 11 o'clock. Billy and Rox leave at 10 o'clock.

"Now have you got everything?" asks Gran. "Camera? Sandwiches?

Umbrella? Coffee? Money?" Billy looks at the sky. "Yes, Gran," he says. "All

right, then - have a nice time," says the old lady. Rox smiles. "Thanks Gran,"

she says.

Brighton station is only five minutes away from Gran's house. Billy and

Rox walk there. "OK - which train do we want?" asks Billy. "The 10.18," says

Rox. They arrive at the horse show just after 11 o'clock. There are lots of

people. "Can you see the Queen?" asks Rox. "No, I can't," says Billy. He

looks left and right. Then he stops. "Yes, I can," he says. "Look. She's over

there."

He is right. The Queen is standing next to a horse. "Have you got the

camera?" asks Billy. "Yes," Rox takes it out of her bag. "Come on," says

Billy. He smiles. "This is going to be easy." But at that moment, three very

tall men stand in front of him and Rox. "We want to take a photo of the

Queen," says Billy. "Is that OK?" "No," says one of the men. He puts his

face near Billy’s. "It's not."

Rox looks at Billy. It is starting to rain. "Come on," she says. "Let's go

home. We're not going to get a photo today. We can try again on

Wednesday. The Queen's going to see a film in London, remember?"

Wednesday arrives. Billy and Rox take a train to London. They get to the
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Odeon cinema, Leicester Square at 7.15. In Palace magazine it says "The

film starts at 7.30."

There are hundreds of people outside the cinema. Everyone is waiting

to see the Queen. Her car arrives at 7.25. "OK," says Billy. "Are you

ready?" Rox smiles and says, "Yes." The car stops. The Queen gets out.

Everyone starts to move. "Now!" says Billy, but suddenly Rox cannot see

anything. She puts the camera above her head. CLICK! But she only gets a

picture of Billy's right ear.

Now it is Friday afternoon. Billy and Rox are outside a new hospital in

London. Billy is carrying lots of red roses. At 2.30 he is going to give them

to the Queen. At that moment, Rox is going to take a photo. Just before 2

o'clock the hospital doors open. "What's happening?" says Billy. Someone

comes out. It is a tall man with grey hair. "Good afternoon, ladies and

gentlemen," he says.

Everyone is quiet. The man looks at his shoes. Then he looks at all the

people in front of him. "I'm afraid I've got some bad news," he says. "The

Queen has a cold and can't be with us today." "That's it," says Billy. He

gives the roses to a woman beside him. "Here," he says, "you can have

these." Then he walks down the street. He is very angry. Rox follows him.

Two minutes later she stops. Billy looks behind him. "What are you

doing?" he asks. Rox is standing in front of a big building. "I've got an

idea," she says and smiles. Now Billy looks at the building, too. It is Madame

Tussaud's. "An idea?" he says. "Yes." Rox takes his arm. "Come on," she

says. "Let's go in." Billy follows her. "But why?" he asks. "I don't

understand."

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 "Don't ask questions. Just follow me," says Rox. There are lots of

famous people in Madame Tussaud's. Pop stars - sports stars - world

leaders... Suddenly, Billy sees the British Royal Family. "Now do you

understand?" asks Rox. "Yes," says Billy and starts to laugh. He stands next

to the Queen. "Smile," says Rox. Her brother smiles. CLICK! Rox takes a

photo.

But at that moment someone shouts "Hey! What are you two doing?"

It is a Madame Tussaud's guard and he is very angry. "You can't take

photos like that in here," he says. "Come on. Give me that camera. Now!"

Rox looks at Billy. "What do we do?" she asks. "Run," says Billy. They start

to run. The guard follows them. "Come back here!" he shouts. But Billy and

Rox do not stop.

Two weeks later, Gran is talking to her neighbour - Mrs Clark. They

are both looking at Palace magazine. Out in the garden, Billy and Rox are

riding their new bikes. "What a beautiful photo!" says Mrs Clark. "And how

wonderful for you to have a grandson who knows the Queen. Does he know

her well?" "No, not very well," says Gran. She smiles. "More tea, Mrs

Clark?"