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Colin Canrpbell hx assetcd his right to be idenrified as the Aurhor of the $flork in
accordance wih the Copyright, Design and l'atents Act 1988.
Prined in rhe United Kingdom at he Universiry Press, Cambridge
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It says: TURN YOUR MUSIC OFF!
'Sorr' Rick says. He rurns off his music. 'Can I have a
lottery ticket, please?'
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Rick turns and smiles at the man. 'I play the guitar and I
write songs. I m going to be a famous rocl< srar onc clay.'
fuck leaves the shop. He's singing a new song.
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Mary closes the suitcase. Then Rick sees it for the first rime .
'lH'ey, Mxy, where are we going? Are we going on
'No, we're not going on holida' she says. 'We are not
going anywhere. I'm going to my sistert in Glasgow. You
I'm leaving you.'
'Leaving? \(/hen?' fuck asks.
'\/hen?'Why don't you ask me why?' Mary says.
'OK thert. \fhy?' Rick asks.
'I can't live with you, Rick. You're going nowhere.' Mary
looks at a photo of Rick by the bed. 'You see this?' she asks.
'This photo is ten years old. Look at you. The same Rick
'You write your stupid songs and lruy your lottery tickets
and wait. \fhat are you waiting for? Do sorne thing!'
She sings,' I m
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It's late and it's dark. Barry Green is walking down the street.
The police are looking for him. He must ger away quickly.
Then a taxi comes down the seet. But Barry hasnt got any
money and he can'r rake a raxi. The taxi srops ar a petrol
station and the driver puts petrol into the taxi. Then he goes
into the shop. Barry walks across the streer and looks in the
taxi.
The keys are still in the car and the taxi driver is still in
the shop.
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TVains to Glasgow?
It's ten o'clock. Rick is srill in his flat. He's very happy. He
has a new song and he's going ro see M^ry.Everything is
going to be OK.
'\Vait,' he thinks. 'How am I going ro ger to Glasgow?,
He picks up the phone.
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'OK,'he says, 'I can rake you ro Glasgow, but itt going to
be a lot of money. It's five hundred kilometres to Glasgow.
That's going to be five hundred pounds.'
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'No, I dont,' Rick says. 'I play music and write songs.
And that's what I'm going to do, all da every diy. And
I'm going to buy my wife a ...' Rick stops and thinks. 'lin
going to buy my wife a ... That's funny. I don't know what
she wants.'
Barry puts the tea down fast on the table. The hot tea
goes on to the table, and on to Rick, and on to the ticket.
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'Ow!'shouts Rick. 'Ir's hot. And it's all over rhe ticket.'
'Give the ticket to nre!' shouts Barry and tries to take the
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Where am I? Who am I?
ticket. But it's wct with tea. Now Rick has half the ticket
andBarry has halfl
'Give me your half of the ticket!' Barry shouts.
'The ticket is no good now,' Rick answers. 'Theret tea on
it and you can't read the numbers. And there are two halves.
Goodbye, lottery ticket. Goodbye, eight million pounds.'
'\X{hat!' Barry shouts. Then he hears a noise and hid face
goes white. There's a police car outside the cafe. Barry turns
and runs to the door. Rick gets up and runs after him.
'Stopl' Rick shouts, but he forgets about the tea. Crash!
fuck falls and his head hits the table.
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l{icl< and his new friend walk out of the cafe. They look very
h"ppy. Sarah turns and smiles.
lottery!'
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