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( theme music playing )

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I'M READY FOR "TIE-LAND"!
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SO IF WE WERE IN POLAND, YOU'D BE CARRYING A 10' POLE?
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YUP!
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I'M SO EXCITED TO FINALLY MEET MY GRANDMOTHER.
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AND I'M SO HONORED THAT YOU FEEL CLOSE ENOUGH TO INVITE ME TO YOUR...
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- ( groans ) - YEAH, DON'T LET THOSE TOUCH THE GROUND.
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- OKAY. - NOW I WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION ON MY GRANDMOTHER
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SO TRY NOT TO HUMILIATE ME WITH YOUR BORING FARM TALK.
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- HEY! - YEAH, LIKE THAT.
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I JUST KNOW MY GRANDMOTHER AND I ARE GOING TO BE B.F.F.W.A.O.P.s.
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"BEST FRIENDS FOREVER WITH AN OLD PERSON."
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CAN WE G.I.T.C.B.M.A.F.O.?
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"GET IN THE CAB BEFORE MY ARMS FALL OFF."
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♪ OH AY OH, OH AY OH ♪
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♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
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♪ AND LET'S HEAD OUT TO SEE ♪
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♪ WHAT THIS WORLD HAS ♪
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♪ FOR YOU AND FOR ME NOW ♪
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♪ WHICHEVER WAY THE WIND BLOWS ♪
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- ♪ WE SAY... ♪ - ♪ HEY-HO, LET'S GO! ♪
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- ♪ OH AY OH ♪ - ♪ THIS BOAT'S ROCKING ♪
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- ♪ OH AY OH ♪ - ♪ AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOW ♪
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♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE ♪
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- ♪ OH AY OH ♪ - ♪ THIS BOAT'S ROCKING ♪
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- ♪ OH AY OH ♪ - ♪ ROCKING THE WHOLE WORLD ROUND ♪
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♪ AND WE'RE LIVING THE SUITE LIFE NOW ♪
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♪ HEY HO! OH AY OH ♪
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♪ LET'S GO! ♪
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( traditional Thai music playing )
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London: I DON'T SEE ANY MANSIONS AROUND HERE.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE READING THE MAP RIGHT?
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I'M PRETTY SURE. THEN AGAIN, NOT MUCH OXYGEN IS GETTING TO MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
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OH! EXCUSE ME, COMMONER.
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I AM LOOKING FOR THE THAPTHIMTHONG ESTATE.
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LONDON?
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I'M YOUR KHUN YAI!
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BAILEY, WHY IS THIS PERSON WRINKLING MY TIE?
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"KHUN YAI" MEANS GRANDMOTHER. THIS IS YOUR GRAMMY!
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( screams ) KHUN YAI!
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I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FOR MANY MANY YEARS.
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YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER. SO BEAUTIFUL.
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THANK YOU. AND I'M SURE YOU ARE TOO, UNDER THAT BAMBOO SATELLITE DISH.
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AHEM. I'M LONDON'S FRIEND BAILEY.
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- SAWAT-DII KA. - SAWAT-DII KA.
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I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HERE IN MY HOME.
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UH...
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DON'T YOU MEAN SERVANTS' QUARTERS?
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NO, THIS IS WHERE I LIVE.
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THIS IS MY RICE FARM.
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- SAY WHAT?! - TERRACED FIELDS,
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A ROTARY HULLER... ( gasps )
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REVERSE GRAVITATIONAL IRRIGATION SYSTEM?
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NO WAY! THAT'S BEEN ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST FOR, LIKE, EVER.
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LONDON, ISN'T THIS WONDERFUL?
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YOU COME FROM FARM STOCK JUST LIKE ME!
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( screams )
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SHE ALWAYS DOES THAT WHEN SHE'S HAPPY.
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HI, BAILEY, IT'S ME-- CODY.
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This is my "Missing You" diary-- day one, hour one.
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I miss you! A lot.
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Bailey, you're dating a loser.
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ZACK! NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REWIND AND RESHOOT THAT.
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OH, THEN I DID YOU A FAVOR.
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OH, HEY, BABE AT 10:00. GET LOST, GOSSIP GIRL.
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HELL-OOO.
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UH, THE STRAWBERRY-BANANA SWIRL IS OUT OF THIS WORLD.
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AND SO AM I.
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- SO YOU'RE AN ALIEN? - YES.
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TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER. OR I'LL TAKE YOU ON A DATE, YOUR CALL.
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- ( laughs ) - HEY, SASHA.
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OH, HI, I'M HILARY.
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SOME PEOPLE CALL ME HIL OR LARY, BUT I PREFER HILARY.
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RIGHT. SO, SASHA, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
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- CHICAGO. - WE BOTH ARE.
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WELL, TECHNICALLY SHE'S FROM HIGHLAND PARK, I'M FROM OAK PARK.
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SO, HIGHLAND PARK, IS THAT FAR FROM WRIGLEY FIELD?
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WELL, THAT ALL DEPENDS ON TRAFFIC, BUT SEE,
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IF YOU JUMP ON THE EL AND THEN YOU TAKE A LEFT,
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- AND THEN YOU TAKE A RIGHT-- - WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR JUST ONE SECOND?
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I MISS YOU MORE THAN THE PARTICLE BEAMS
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missed each other at the large Hadron Collider
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since its superconducting magnets were damaged
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in September, 2008.
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Lame!
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- I NEED YOUR HELP WITH A GIRL. - ( groans )
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I'M NOT GOING TO HELP YOU IMPRESS ANOTHER GIRL
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WITH AN IMPORTANT CALL FROM YOUR NAVY SEAL COMMANDER.
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( laughs ) NO, I LIKE TO KEEP THAT ONE IN RESERVE.
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NO, I NEED YOU TO OCCUPY CHATTY CATHY OVER THERE,
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WHILE I WORK THE ZACK MAGIC ON HER FRIEND.
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( scoffs ) WELL, I CAN'T TALK TO A GIRL.
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I'M WITH BAILEY.
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- SAY "HI" TO BAILEY. - YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO TALK.
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BESIDES, WITH THIS GIRL, YOU WON'T GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE.
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HILARY, CODY; CODY, HILARY.
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- HI! - HI.
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WOW, SPARKS!
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ALL RIGHT, SASHA, LET'S GIVE THESE TWO LOVEBIRDS SOME SPACE.
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CODY, WHAT'S WITH THE CAMERA? ARE YOU A DIRECTOR OR SOMETHING?
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WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M MAKING A VIDEO ABOUT HOW MUCH I MISS BAILEY.
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- SHE'S MY GIRL-- - DOG!
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GIRL DOG.
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SHE'S AT OBEDIENCE SCHOOL RIGHT NOW--
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LEARNING TO DO WHAT PEOPLE ASK HER TO DO.
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LONDON, WAKE UP.
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( sniffs, pants )
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I JUST HAD THE WORST NIGHTMARE.
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MY GRANDMOTHER WAS A FARMER AND LIVED IN A HU-- UUUUUT!
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IT'S A DREAM INSIDE A DREAM!
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OH, LONDON, I'M SO GLAD YOU FEEL BETTER.
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I BROUGHT YOU A SNACK. I MADE SOME JING LEED.
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MMM, NOT BAD.
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- TASTES LIKE FRENCH FRIES. - YEAH, THEY'RE DELICIOUS.
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THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE FRESH.
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I CAUGHT THEM THIS MORNING.
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CAUGHT?
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- WHAT AM I EATING? - CRICKETS.
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- CHIRP CHIRP. - ( coughing )
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- MORE? - NO, I'M GOOD.
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I HAD A MILLIPEDE FOR BREAKFAST, SO I'M--
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- ( trumpets ) - OH, THANK YOU.
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( shrieks )
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- SNAKE! - SILLY, THAT'S MY ELEPHANT.
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( shrieks )
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ELEPHANT!
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WHAT A WELL-TRAINED PET!
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- WHAT'S HIS NAME? - MAE BAAN.
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OH, THAT'S PRETTY. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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"CLEANING LADY" AND A LAZY ONE AT THAT.
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HMM, CLEANING LADY? MAYBE WE ARE RELATED.
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WELL, I HAVE A LOT OF FUN THINGS
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PLANNED FOR YOUR VISIT.
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STARTING WITH PLANTING RICE!
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FUN!
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THE ONLY PLANTING I DO IS MY BUTT ON THE COUCH.
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LOOK, I DO NOT DO FARM WORK. OR ANY KIND OF WORK.
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LONDON, WORKING ALONGSIDE YOUR GRANDMOTHER
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WILL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO CONNECT WITH HER.
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AND ME A CHANCE TO CHECK OUT THAT SWEET ROTARY HULLER.
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- HEY, SASHA. - OH, HEY, ZACK.
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HEY, TONIGHT I'M WORKING BUT I WANTED TO KNOW
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IF TOMORROW YOU'D LIKE TO GO TO DINNER?
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- THEY'RE SERVING THAI FOOD AT THE BUFFET. - WE'D LOVE TO!
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WILL CODY BE THERE TOO?
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HE WILL NOW.
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BAILEY, I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH,
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I FOLDED A TOWEL IN YOUR IMAGE.
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- It took me six hours. - Dude!
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Ewwww.
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OH, MAN, HE'S DRYING HIS BACK HAIR WITH BAILEY.
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Sorry, sweetie.
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DUDE! I'M THE MAN.
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I JUST SCORED US A DOUBLE DATE WITH SASHA AND HILARY.
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( huffs ) YOU KNOW, YOU CAN ONLY TAPE OVER THESE THINGS
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SO MANY TIMES BEFORE IT AFFECTS THE RESOLUTION.
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- I'M NOT GOING ON YOUR DATE. - ALL RIGHT.
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I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO PLAY THIS CARD, BUT--
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YOU CANNOT SAY NO TO BEING A WINGMAN.
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IT'S IN THE GUY RULEBOOK.
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- THERE'S NO GUY RULEBOOK. - HA! BUT THERE IS.
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IT'S CALLED THE GUYBLE.
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- NICE TRY. - DON'T MAKE ME CALL THE GUYTHORITIES.
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- STILL DON'T BELIEVE YOU. - YOU SHOULD READ MY FAVORITE CHAPTER--
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"DUDE-ERONOMY."
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( sighs ) WHAT A DAY.
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ISN'T THIS FUN?
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NO! IT'S THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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- AND MY BOOT IS STUCK. - HERE, LET ME TAKE THIS.
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- ( screams ) - ( splats )
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I'M COVERED IN MUD! ( crying )
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YOU GO TO THE SPA FOR MUD-BATHS ALL THE TIME, RIGHT?
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- WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? - THIS MUD IS DIRTY!
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( sobbing )
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LONDON, NO SITTING DOWN ON THE JOB.
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ALTHOUGH IT'S BEEN 16 HOURS, SO WE SHOULD BREAK FOR LUNCH.
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BAILEY, YOU PLANT FASTER THAN MY WATER BUFFALO.
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OH, YOU'RE PRETTY AMAZING YOURSELF.
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I'M WET, I'M TIRED AND I THINK SOMETHING'S EATING MY FOOT!
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YOU KNOW, YOU REMIND ME A LOT OF YOUR MOTHER.
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SHE HAD TROUBLE WITH HER A-B-Ds TOO?
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NO, SHE COMPLAINED ALL THE TIME TOO.
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- NOW GO WASH UP. - WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?
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- BUT I DON'T SEE A FAUCET ANYWHERE. - ( trumpets )
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( sputters )
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EW, THE ELEPHANT SNEEZED ON ME!
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- I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE. - ARE YOU KIDDING?
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THAT ELEPHANT'S AMAZING.
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I WISH WE HAD WATER PRESSURE LIKE THIS ON THE FARM.
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RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE.
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THERE WE GO. GOOD BOY.
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"Missing You" diary, day two, hour three,
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minute... 19.
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And still
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miss... ing...
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you!
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Wow.
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THIS IS EVEN MORE RIVETING
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THAN MOM'S VIDEO OF YOU BEING POTTY TRAINED.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? AND IT BETTER NOT BE ABOUT THAT DATE!
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NO NO NO.
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FORGET THE DATE.
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I REALIZED HOW IMPORTANT THIS LAME VIDEO THING IS TO YOU
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AND I WANT TO HELP YOU WITH IT.
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THAT'S GREAT.
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GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
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OKAY OKAY OKAY.
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BUT I THINK BAILEY MIGHT APPRECIATE IT
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IF YOU DRESSED UP A BIT. GIRLS LIKE THAT KIND OF STUFF.
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- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! - LET'S FIX THAT HAIR.
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- POP THAT ZIT. - NO!
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YOU SEE, YOU...
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LOOK AMAZING.
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AH, I DO LOOK PRETTY GOOD.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU.
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YOU REALLY ARE A GREAT BROTHER.
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- I DO WHAT I CAN. - ( knocks )
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WHO COULD THAT BE?
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BEATS ME!
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HEY, GUYS, WE'RE HERE FOR OUR DATE.
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- WOW, CODY, YOU LOOK AMAZING! - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAID.
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AND WHAT A COMPLEXION-- EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE PESKY BLACKHEAD.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
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LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUN.
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EASY!
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YOU'RE NOT SCRUBBING A POT.
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- OH, JUST BLOW IT OUT. - ( trumpets )
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THANK YOU, MAE BAAN. AND HERE'S YOUR TIP-- ONE PEANUT.
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HEY, LONDON, KHUN YAI AND I ARE GOING DOWN TO THE RIVER TO DO SOME LAUNDRY.
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- COME ON OR ALL THE GOOD ROCKS WILL BE GONE. - I'M NOT GOING.
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AND STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY GRANDMOTHER!
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LONDON, I'M NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR GRAMMY.
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- YOU'RE PUSHING HER AWAY. - WELL, ALL SHE EVER WANTS TO DO IS PLAY IN THE DIRT.
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MAYBE IF YOU QUIT TURNING YOUR NOSE UP AT EVERYTHING,
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YOU'D FIND SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH HER.
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MAE BAAN, STEP ON BAILEY!
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- ( trumpets ) - OKAY OKAY.
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OOOH, IDEA! MAE BAAN, WRITE THIS DOWN.
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( trumpets )
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YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT-- YOU'LL REMEMBER IT.
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OKAY...
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OOOH, SURPRISE!
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WHAT DID YOU DO?
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WELL, LET'S JUST CALL IT AN EXTREME HUT MAKEOVER.
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NOW YOU CAN LIVE LIKE ME, KHUN YAI!
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LONDON, THIS IS VERY FANCY.
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BUT I FEEL OUT OF PLACE.
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OH, NOT FOR LONG!
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I BROUGHT IN A TEAM OF STYLISTS TO GIVE YOU A MAKEOVER.
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- MAKE... OVER? - YES!
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London: COME ON, YOU GUYS.
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JUST WANT TO TWEAK YOUR LOOK A TEENSY LITTLE BIT.
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I DON'T WANT TO RECOGNIZE HER WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
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( squeals )
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I LOVE EATING WITH CHOPSTICKS. I COULD USE THEM ALL THE TIME.
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ME TOO!
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WELL, AS MUCH FUN AS THIS HAS BEEN,
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I HAVE A TON OF CALCULUS HOMEWORK TO FINISH.
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I LOVE CALCULUS! WHAT ARE WE TALKING?
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INTEGRALS, DERIVATIVES?
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PROJECTIVE ALGEBRAIC MANIFOLDS. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
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LIKE THE RIEMANN SPHERE? TOTALLY MY FAVORITE SPHERE.
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I AM CAPTAIN OF THE OAK PARK MATHLETES.
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( squeaks ) GO BADGERS!
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ON SECOND THOUGHT, I CAN DO IT BEFORE CLASS.
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- OKAY. - YEAH-HHH.
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YOU KNOW, I GOT SOME MATH HOMEWORK TOO.
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MAYBE YOU CAN COME TO MY CABIN AND...
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TUTOR ME?
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SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU ALREADY KNOW TOO MUCH.
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BESIDES, I HAVE TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM.
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- WANT TO COME? - SURE, I CAN STUDY ANYWHERE.
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- I MEANT HILARY. - OKAY.
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BE RIGHT BACK, CODY. DON'T MISS ME TOO MUCH.
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DON'T WORRY! ( fake laughter )
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THAT'S IT!
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YOUR WINGMAN IS BAILING OUT.
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APOLOGIZE TO HILARY AND NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN.
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UH UH UH UH UH!
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I WOULDN'T LEAVE IF I WERE YOU.
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WELL, THAT IS, OF COURSE, IF YOU WANT ME TO TELL BAILEY ABOUT YOUR LITTLE DATE.
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YOU WOULDN'T!
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I THINK WE BOTH KNOW
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I WOULD.
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I THINK MY GRANDMOTHER'S REALLY HAPPY
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ABOUT HER MAKEOVER, DON'T YOU?
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KHUN YAI, YOU LOOK AMAZING.
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I LOOK RIDICULOUS!
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TOO MUCH BLING. IF I WEAR ALL THIS IN THE RICE PADDIES,
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I WILL SINK TO MY WAIST IN MUD.
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WELL, THAT'S WHY I GOT YOU THIS BRAND-NEW
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WASHER AND DRYER!
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AND IF YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE WASTING YOUR TIME IN THE RICE PADDIES, YOU CAN USE THIS.
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INSTA-RICE-- COMES IN A BOX AND COOKS IN UNDER A MINUTE.
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GOES THROUGH YOU IN UNDER A MINUTE TOO.
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BUT-- BUT YOU LIKE THE TV, RIGHT?
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IT'S LIKE MAGIC MOVING PICTURES.
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I KNOW ABOUT THE TV.
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I GOT RID OF MINE BECAUSE I WAS WASTING SO MUCH TIME
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WATCHING "THAI IDOL."
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I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE
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THEY VOTED OFF BANTIKA.
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KHUN YAI, HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT ANY OF THIS?
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CAN'T YOU SEE HOW MUCH BETTER IT'LL MAKE YOUR LIFE?
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MY LIFE IS WONDERFUL THE WAY IT IS.
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YOU EAT CRICKETS.
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CRICKETS ARE VERY HEALTHY.
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UNLESS YOU EAT THE WRONG ONE. THEN YOU DIE INSTANTLY.
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- BUT, KHUN YAI-- - PLEASE!
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JUST TAKE IT AWAY!
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THIS STUFF WAS EXPENSIVE.
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EXPENSIVE DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BETTER.
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OH, PLEASE. THAT'S JUST SOMETHING POOR PEOPLE TELL THEMSELVES
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SO THEY'RE NOT SAD ALL THE TIME.
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NO, MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS.
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OH-- THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
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LOOK, FARMING IS A WONDERFUL LIFE.
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- IT BRINGS YOU CLOSER TO NATURE. - I HATE NATURE!
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WHY CAN'T IT BE INDOORS?
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OKAY, MY POINT IS
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UNTIL YOU LEARN TO ACCEPT YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S WAY OF LIFE,
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YOU'LL NEVER CONNECT WITH HER.
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MMM, IT'S A LITTLE CHILLY OUT HERE, DON'T YOU THINK?
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I'M A LITTLE CHILLY TOO.
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BRRR. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME.
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( exhales ) WELL, ACTUALLY,
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THE PROPER WAY TO FIGHT HYPOTHERMIA IS TO NOT--
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OKAY.
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING ON YOUR LIP.
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HOW EMBARRASSING. I'LL GO GET A NAPKIN.
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ALLOW ME.
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OKAY, STOP! I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
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DO WHAT? WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING YET.
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- I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. - I'M OKAY WITH THAT.
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- I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. - CODY, YOU LIKE ME TOO!?
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NOT YOU-- BAILEY.
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YOU'RE DATING YOUR DOG?
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SHE'S NOT MY DOG. SHE'S MY HUMAN GIRLFRIEND.
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THEN WHY IS SHE AT OBEDIENCE SCHOOL?
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OKAY, YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS.
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ZACK, THE TRUTH IS
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I ONLY WENT OUT WITH YOU SO HILARY COULD SPEND TIME WITH CODY.
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W-- WAIT A MINUTE!
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YOU'RE HER WINGMAN
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- AND I'M THE PATHETIC FRIEND? - HILARY MADE ME DO IT.
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- SHE SAID IT'S IN SOME RULEBOOK. - THE GIRBLE!
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LOOK, I'M SORRY, HILARY. YOU'RE A GREAT GIRL,
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BUT I'M IN LOVE.
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BUT NOT WITH ME, RIGHT?
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OY.
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SO THAT VIDEO YOU'RE MAKING IS FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
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- YEAH. - I'M DOING THE SAME THING FOR MY BOYFRIEND.
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ISN'T BEING IN LOVE GREAT?
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OH, THE BEST!
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THIS ONE VALENTINE'S DAY...
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SO I GUESS THIS WAS JUST A BIG WASTE OF TIME.
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IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE. I MEAN, I PREFER CODY, BUT--
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I'VE SETTLED BEFORE.
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I'M NOT ANYBODY'S SECOND!
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EH, WHAT THE HECK.
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LONDON?
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ARE YOU WORKING?
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YES. BUT PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE.
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THIS IS MY WAY OF SAYING
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SAMONG DONG.
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HUH? YOU HAVE A PICKLE BRAIN?
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NO. I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY
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I'M SORRY. LOOK!
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I EVEN PULLED OUT THESE NASTY WEEDS.
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THAT'S THE RICE.
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I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.
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NO WONDER YOU WISH BAILEY WAS YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER AND NOT ME.
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WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?
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- I LOVE YOU. - YOU DO?
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OF COURSE. JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
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I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE YOU. AND, PLEASE, DON'T TRY TO CHANGE ME.
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MY EYEBROWS STILL HURT FROM ALL THAT PLUCKING.
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SORRY.
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AND SORRY I MESSED UP YOUR RICE.
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THAT'S OKAY. YOUR MOTHER WASN'T MEANT FOR FARMING EITHER.
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THAT'S WHY SHE LEFT.
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WELL, DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY,
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BUT SHE DOESN'T LIKE TO HANG AROUND ANYWHERE VERY LONG.
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BUT THANKS TO HER,
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NOW I HAVE YOU.
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AND I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU, KHUN YAI.
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I MEAN, NOT HERE HERE, BECAUSE HERE'S, YOU KNOW, UGH.
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BUT MAYBE WE CAN MEET SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE?
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YOU KNOW, LIKE A THREE-STAR HOTEL.
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- DEAL. - DEAL.
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SO I GUESS I'LL TAKE ALL THE STUFF OUT OF HERE.
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MAYBE YOU CAN LEAVE THE HIGH HEELS?
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THEY ARE GOOD FOR PLANTING SEEDS, PLUS--
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THEY MAKE MY LEGS LOOK HOT.
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- ( laughing ) - ( trumpets )
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OH, FINE. I'LL GET YOU A PAIR TOO.
20:56
BUT NOTHING IS GOING TO HELP THOSE CANKLES.
20:58
( trumpets )
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- CODY, I'M HOME. - BAILEY!
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- OH, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. - I MISSED YOU TOO.
21:11
- I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING. - OOOH, HEAVY.
21:16
- WHAT COULD IT BE? - I WRAPPED IT.
21:18
A ROCK?
21:21
A-- A ROCK!
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- WOW. - IT'S FROM THE CHAO PHRAYA RIVER.
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NOW YOU CAN STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SHIP'S LAUNDRY AND WASH YOUR CLOTHES IN THE
SINK!
21:31
OOOH, A LAUNDRY ROCK.
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THERE'S EVEN A SMOOTH SIDE FOR DELICATES.
21:37
- THANKS, BAILEY. - YOU'RE WELCOME.
21:40
OH, I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU TOO.
21:43
I WAS WORKING ON IT THE WHOLE TIME YOU WERE GONE.
21:45
- OOOH. - OKAY.
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PRESS PLAY.
21:51
( clears throat ) CODY?
21:54
WHY AM I WATCHING A VIDEO OF YOU BEING POTTY TRAINED?
21:58
( stammers ) THAT'S THE WRONG TAPE!
22:01
ZACK!
22:04
O-O-- OKAY, GIMME THAT BACK.
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- GIMME THAT BACK. - BUT IT'S SO CUTE!