DC 3.01 - Absent Friends
DC 3.01 - Absent Friends
DC 3.01 - Absent Friends
Thank you all for coming here on such a lovely day. I know you get coming to the
press sacrificing your afternoons by listening to me. So I will endeavor to give
you something worth your while, certainly more than just the assembled news. Now, I
know there's been a little controversy over this mass from a few of the local
residents who write it said I saw, some of whom even appear to have made it here
today. Well, I'm sorry about that. I truly am. But the 21st century is just a
Around the corner, and everyone needs to be ready. For too long now the mobile
phone has been a luxury. We supervillain calm, foresee a time when everybody will
have one when they will be as ubiquitous in our homes as the television, the
microwave as well. However, we do also understand that the march of progress is not
without its casualties. And we like to think we're a conscientious company. So
we're willing to offer every village in Calcutta affected by this mask, a brand
spanking new mobile phone, absolutely free of charge.