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In modern times, there were a small number of things that could things that
could be considered “unshakeable truths”. That number was three.
First, Mito Koumon would always be victorious in the end.
Secondly, the animation “Sazae-san” would air on television every Sunday.
The last would be that Kugisaki Nobara would go shopping for a very long time.
Therefore, when Fushiguro heard Kugisaki say that “I want to go have a look
around Ameyoko-cho”, he had already made the mental preparation for a drawn-
out resistance. Furthermore, this situation was comparable to the one with
Gojou earlier. On a certain Sunday morning, Gojou suddenly suggested “Megumi,
shall we go to Shima Spain Village together to play?”
However, unexpectedly, Itadori showed little interest.
Afterall, Itadori could be considered someone who liked watching television after
all so he had thought that he would be interested in an iconic tourist attraction in
Tokyo such as Ameyoko-cho.
“I’ll pass. There’s other places that I want to see.”
“I see. Then let’s meet up at some other place later on.”
In the end, they ended up doing their own activities.
Fushiguro had gradually grown used to being pincered between Itadori and
Kugisaki and getting wrapped up in the various spontaneous and crazy antics of
those two for no rhyme or reason, so right now he was as surprised as someone
learning that Hijiki* had very little iron content.
(T/N A kind of brown sea vegetable)
Of course, Fushiguro was glad to be left alone.
He wanted to go home as soon as he could and continue reading the books that
he bought a few days ago. He also wanted to clean up the drawers of his desk
and clothes cabinet a bit.
But fundamentally, Fushiguro was a sensible individual.
Could he really allow the vessel of Sukuna, Itadori, to run around on his own?
That worry had crossed his mind.
Speaking of the area of Ueno-Okachimachi, it was a street that was full of trendy
things and history.
This shopping street managed to persist with its flourish since the end of the war,
but behind its prosperous front, there might be strange tales being spread widely,
hiding bombs known as curses that had yet to detonate.
Furthermore, Itadori was the kind of person who would run to buy some lame-ass
sunglasses once you took his eyes off him and would even say “Tachikawa is part
of Shinjuku”. It would not be strange if he accidentally got lost and went to the
Chiyoda district, believe that the Shoumenzuka* was a must-visit spot and then
take a photo to post on Instagram to show off.
(T/N: It’s the grave of a samurai general by the name of Taira no Masakado. It was
built to pacify his ghost.)
Therefore, in the end, Fushiguro decided to go with Itadori….truth to be told,
Fushiguro deeply regretted it.
“Fushiguro, didn’t you say you weren’t interested in Akihabara? Why did you
follow me then?”
“None of your business. Why are you asking so many questions?”
“Oh. I wanted to take a look around Akihabara since a long time ago.”
“You want to buy something right? They only sell stuff like manga, games and
appliances though.”
“I wanted to sight see. Places like Shibuya and Shinjuku are pretty great and all,
but the Akihabara I saw on television has some kind of alternate world feeling,
like a theme park.”
“There’s that kind of feeling?”
Someone who stayed in Tokyo was not able to empathise, but Akihabara was
indeed a very unique place.
The atmosphere in front of the train station was already distinctive. Aside from
being obviously influenced by the anime and manga culture, the number of
advertisements was so dense that it was breathtaking.
The billboards that were full of smiling game characters that could be seen
everywhere truly gave people the impression of a theme park.
Other than that, among the crowds of people, one could occasionally see people
cosplaying and there were also maids who were focused on handing out flyers on
the streets. Then in one second, one might be able to see a rare import car racing
down the amazing streets and the next second, the sight of truck transporting a
giant robotic model to some unknown location would cross one’s eyes.
Would Itadori be able to suppress the curiosity he had of this place? Of course
not.
“Fushiguro, this place is really wild, the number of arcades is as much as the
shops.”
“Because this is Akiharabara.”
“Fushiguro, this place is really wild, the maids keep approaching on their own.”
“Because this is Akihabara.”
“This place is really wild! Fushiguro! That’s a pervy game, right? That’s an
advertisement board about a pervy game, right? Is it really alright to display it like
that in the open? …..Crap, I’m still underaged. I wonder if I’ll get scolded just for
looking at it.”
“You’re too damn noisy!”
Akihabara itself was already a downtown area that was fill of hustle and bustle,
but to Fushiguro, Itadori was noisier than his surroundings by about three times.
And it was still a few hours before they would meet up with Kugisaki.
Itadori had already transformed into an ultra-curious child and once Fushiguro
thought that he had to stay at Akihabara and accompany such an Itadori by
himself, it gave him a massive headache.
Yet Itadori was still self-absorbed and never noticed Fushiguro’s troubles at all.
“It’s lucky that you’re with me, the roads around here are a mess. I’ll probably get
lost if I’m on my own.”
“It should be better than someplace like Shinjuku though.”
Don’t use your Tokyoite standard all the time to look at things. I mean in the
whole of Japan, only the city of Tokyo would have vending machines that can be
paid for using cashless methods everywhere or have Pepper robots outside
shops, you know?”
“There aren’t that many stores with Pepper Robots.”
“If it was Sendai, you probably can only see that at “Capsule Hotel TOPOS”.”
“Don’t use some shop name from your hometown as though it’s obvious, would
you? What place is that anyway?”
“It’s a public bathhouse compound.”
(T/N: Capsule Hotel TOPOS is a capsule hotel with a bathhouse.)
“A bathhouse actually has a Pepper Robot? That’s actually pretty advanced.
“Yeah, anyway, rather than me walking around by myself, I feel more secure
when there’s someone who knows the way around. Even till now, I still don’t get
how to take the metro line.”
“Is there anyone in this world who would get lost within the Yamanote Line?”
“Ah, you’re using your Tokyoite vision to look at things again.”
“You wandered around randomly for a few days, but in actual fact, you didn’t
really get lost, did you?”
“Right, Fushiguro, let’s go get some kebabs to eat, kebabs.”
“Have a proper conversation, would you?!”
Fushiguro had already gotten a feeling that Itadori and Gojou were extremely
similar in terms of personality and the way they talked, but now, having a
conversation alone with Itadori made the feeling even more apparent.
However, if one had to use a game of catch as an analogy, speaking with Itadori
would at most be like playing catch before the game transformed to dodge ball.
Speaking with Gojou would be more like a game in the golf course or the batting
center where the ball flew and never came back.
Speaking of Gojou, he had not seen Gojou at all, whether it was in their dormitory
or inside their school. Even though it was a day off today and it was Gojou’s
freedom to go wherever he wanted, it dawned to Fushiguro once more that Gojou
was a man of many mysteries.
At the same time Fushiguro was pondering where Gojou could have gone, he
activated his listen-and-forget mode and Itadori’s words went into one ear and
out of the other.
After all, when Itadori talked, it was about the same frequency as the hustle and
bustle of the pedestrians around them, so as long as he did not try to focus on it,
he could handle it like background noise.
It was rather tiring to give a proper reply anyway, so no one would blame
Fushiguro for using this method to conserve his brain’s energy.
“……Ah?”
When he came back to his senses, Itadori was gone.
Fushiguro glanced around his surroundings in a panic and after some trouble, he
finally noticed a figure with faintly red hair walking into an arcade.
*
“What in the world are you doing?”
“Playing a video game. Ah, or are you asking me the title of this game?””
“I’m not asking you these things, you special grade moron.”
After Fushiguro came up to the fourth floor of the electronic games area which
was located in a narrow building, he finally found Itadori.
It was further in from the fighting games sections. After leaving the area which felt
like a place where expert players would gather, he came to a place where there
were rows of old-fashioned machines that cost fifty yen per round and Itadori
was at one of the corners.
And he was in fact, sitting in front of one of the arcade machines that did not
seem to have a particularly interesting game.
Itadori pouted, explaining to Fushiguro why he was at this place.
“You’re not? I only thought that since we have a couple of hours to kill, it did not
seem practical to just wander around outside so since there were so many
arcades nearby, it just nice for passing the time.
“At least tell me before you come here, right?”
“I did.”
“……..”
In the end, the blame laid on himself for not listening to Itadori properly. Feeling
awkward about it, Fushiguro quickly changed the topic.
“Besides, what game is this that you’re playing?”
“No matter how you look, you would know it’s “Fighting! Corporate Warriors:
Workplace Chaos”, right?”
“No matter how I look, I really can’t tell it’s “Fighting! Corporate Warriors:
Workplace Chaos”.”
“Actually, this is also the first time I’ve seen this game so I’m not too sure what
it’s about.”
The game that Itadori chose felt so boring that it could be considered a miracle.
It seemed like this should be considered a fighting game but the characters were
almost all uncles who were salarymen and dressed in neatly pressed suits, it was
difficult to differentiate them.
Even though each game only cost fifty yen, Fushiguro was still baffled that Itadori
was still determined to pay money for this kind of game and at the same time. He
thought in jest, no wonder this person still dared to swallow Sukuna’s finger.
Itadori ignored Fushiguro’s reaction and kept with what he was doing.
But it seemed like he was looking for a competitor to go against him.
“I wanna ask instead, aren’t you playing, Fushiguro? This is a competitive kind.”
“I do not wish to spend my money on this kind of game.”
Fushiguro frowned as though it was formed from the disgust from the bottom of
his heart.
However, competitive battle games were only fun if you played against someone
else.
Furthermore, if the game was one that one could tell was boring from just a look.
It was far too empty, so no matter how uninterested Fushiguro was in this kind of
game, Itadori still hoped that he could play a few rounds with him.
“Why don’t you just join me for a bit? Or could it be that you suck at video games,
Fushiguro? You don’t have to confidence to beat me?”
“It’s not that I have no confidence – I just don’t want to play it.”
“If you don’t play this with me, then I’ll take it as my victory through a walkover,
I’m the victor! You’re alright with this?”
“Whatever you like.”
“Just play a round would you, please! I’ll pay for your share! Play already!”
“You’re actually serious about this? ….Sheesh.”
Itadori even used the tactic of paying for other people to play games. Fushiguro
was unable to worm his way out of this and he could not bear to let the other
party pay for his so he used his own money and sat opposite Itadori.
Anyway, for something like fighting games, of course it was only interesting when
two people played.
Itadori showed his sincere gratitude towards Fushiguro who was willing to
accompany him and ecstatically chose his player character.
“Then I’ll use “President Yamada”.”
“….I’ll use “Chief Oozaki”.”
“What, you’re actually using the very first character in the character selection
list? Ah, but those characters tend to be easier to control so it should be alright
for a newbie like you.”
“Didn’t you say this was your first time seeing this game?”
“Actually before you came here, I have already finished the third stage of the one-
player mode.”
“So I actually selected a small fry character, huh.”
And like this, the two started their battle within the game.
“Take that! Have a good look of the sure win combo that I came up with in fifteen
minutes!”
“Your training time sure is short.”
From the start of the battle, Itadori continuously used the simple move “Name
Card Shuriken” to keep on the offense.
The Chief Oozaki that was controlled by Fushiguro jumped to dodge President
Yamada’s shuriken that were flying towards him at an equidistance, and at the
same time, he kept drawing closer to his opponent. Just when one thought he
would use a heavy kick on the President after closing the distance, he actually
thew the President a distance away and continued to thrash the other party at
the edge of the screen.
“Eh, wait, Fushiguro, are you using the game’s loophole? This is a loophole,
right?!”
Fushiguro continuously used a light punch, a light punch and a medium strength
kick. Then, once the moderate kick technique landed its low, the overtime gauge
became full and he activated his special move “Overtime Fists of Fury” and
finished the battle.
It was obvious who won and who lost.
“Are you kidding?! Fushiguro, why do you know how to use those skills? Are you
actually good at this game?”
“The button pressing method for the skills are on the screen.”
“You’re cheating!”
“You’re actually bad at games, aren’t you?”
“As if, I won’t lose as long as I know how to activate the skills! One more round!
One more!”
“Are you serious, you actually threw a few coins in….”
After Itadori challenged Fushiguro for around an hour, he still had more losses
than victories.
*
The two of them went down to the first floor where the claw machines were, and
after buying some soda at the vending machines, they felt a strange sense of
emptiness that was beyond compare.
The expressions on their faces were that of a feeling of loss after a withdrawal
from getting fired up.
“Sigh—why did I spend a thousand yen on such a crappy game….”
Fushiguro looked at the despondent Itadori and felt that the other party was
really silly from the bottom of his heart.
“If you had enough fun, let’s get out of here. Sure, arcades are pretty good at
passing the time but they also eat up your purse.”
“You’re right about that….Ah!”
“What? Don’t tell me you found another crappy game. I’m not playing along with
you this time.”
“No, look over there, look over there, quickly!”
Fushiguro squinted and followed the direction where Itadori was pointing.
After that, his eyes widened in surprise.
“…That’s Gojou-sensei?”
“Right? That’s sensei alright.”
Positioned at the end of their line of sight was truly Gojou Satoru himself.
If they thought about it carefully, Gojou was the only person in this world who
would be dressed in all black and enter a dimly lit arcade centre with a black
blindfold.
“Um….Hey, Fushiguro, what is Gojou-sensei doing?”
“He’s playing a crane machine game, those kinds with snacks inside.”
“Why would he play that? Don’t tell me Sensei came here by himself to the
arcade just because he wanted to eat snacks?”
“How would I know.”
“Ah, he gave up on playing.”
“That’s too fast, isn’t it.”
It looked as though Gojou was pouting in dissatisfaction, and with a swagger,
headed for the exit of the arcade.
It could not be figured out what he was planning to do here, but in the first place,
he was not someone who was easy to figure out so this should not be that
strange—
Fushiguro decided not to dig deeper for a reason in the end.
However, Itadori was not giving up.
“Alright, let’s tail him.”
“Why do we have to tail him.”
Itadori prepared to dash out of the arcade, following Gojou’s tracks. Fushiguro
hurriedly finished his soda, discarded the can, and gave chase.
“Because, Gojou-sensei should not be working today, right? I suddenly reaslised
that I don’t really know what Sensei does during his free time or on his off
days….”
“So?”
“So we’re going to follow him now.”
“Can you not say it like it’s something naturally obvious….”
“But, the truth is I really want to know what he’s up too. I keep getting the feeling
that I don’t know Gojou-sensei well. Of course, Fushiguro, if you don’t feel the
same way, you could just stay here by yourself and wait for me to come back.”
“…………….”
There was no need to mention what kind of dilemma Fushiguro had within his
heart. In any case, both Fushiguro and Itadori decided to tail Gojou to find out
what he was up to.
Gojou was without doubt a teacher who was dependable as well as a Jujutsu
Sorcerer worthy of respect.
However, in the eyes of the students, he was a teacher with a flippant attitude,
who was busy with his job, who popped out of nowhere and his thoughts and
area of activity were all unknown. A person who was full of mystery. Therefore,
seeing him strolling around leisurely was an absolutely rare sight.
Simply put, Fushiguro went with his curiousity.
Or one could say that his mental state was weakened from playing that lame
game with Itadori, so he came to this result without much thought.
Anyway, the two decided to look for their teacher, Gojou who they had lost track
of.
*
And they found him without much trouble.
“Fushiguro, that’s Gojou-sensei right?”
“…It really is.”
When the two noticed Gojou again, he was walking while eating a crepe.
From the packaging, it should be a crepe from that popular store that was across
the road.
There was cream, tiramisu and macarons piled on top of it. There was also
coloured chocolate rice scattered on it.
There was a tall man with a height of around 190 centimeters holding onto a
crepe that looked like something out of children’s dreams and was walking and
eating it with relish at the same time.
“Fushiguro, Sensei is amazing. Is that something someone can do just because
they thought about it?”
“I wouldn’t not even think of doing such a thing.”
“Could Sensei be doing some sort of cursed sorcery training?”
“If one could get stronger just by walking while eating crepe, then we don’t have
to have such harsh training.”
The two kept a fixed distance from Gojou and continued to follow this grown
adult gobbling a crepe.
Even in a dream like district such as Akihabara, this scene should still be eye
catching.
A short while later, after Gojou finished eating his entire crepe, he stopped in
front of a store that seemed pretty old fashioned.
“….Vacuum Tube Specialty Store.”
Fushiguro watched as Itadori read out the store’s name with look of puzzlement.
Gojou pondered for a while and entered the store that had its goods displayed in
a haphazard manner.
“He went into a store that few people would go to.”
Fushiguro looked bewildered while Itadori tilted his head.
“I’m just gonna ask, I have heard the term vacuum tube but what is it exactly?”
“It’s a kind of part in electric appliances. It’s mainly used in older kinds of radios
or speakers.”
“So he’s an audio maniac?”
“No, he should be considered the kind who would be fine just listening to music
on YouTube.”
“Yeah—he does give people that kind of impression.”
During the time the two were talking, Gojou left the store with a paper bag in
hand. He probably bought something.
“Oh no, we got to keep up.”
Itadori chased after Gojou who had turned towards a small road and Fushiguro
followed closely.
The two were a step too late and Gojou’s figure was no longer within their line of
sight. However in less than a minute, they found a tall and black figure within the
crowd.
“Fushiguro, I found him. Gojou-sensei is really tall. He really stands out after all.”
“That’s because he’s almost two meters tall.”
“It feels that he’ll be really good at basketball.”
“Though I completely cannot imagine him playing basketball.”
“Me too.”
The two of them gave similar opinions while tracing Gojou’s steps closely.
Yet, it took a rather large amount of effort to keep a certain amount of distance
while tailing someone on the complex streets of Akihabara.
Furthermore, being a tall person, Gojou had large strides, so he walked quickly.
When they had to follow him while keeping a distance, it felt like they would lose
track of him anytime.
Afterwards, Gojou entered a secondhand record shop and started to sift through
black vinyl discs that were wrapped in paper.
“Fushiguro, even though you said that Gojou-sensei is not too particular about
music, but it looks like he’s a pro audio maniac after all?”
“There’s no way.”
“He was looking at a record from Bach though.”
“Do you think he looks like someone who would like classical pieces?”
“Nope. He feels more like an alternative-rock kind of person.”
“Right? There’s definitely something strange about this.”
After browsing through the floating bin area that was full of vinyl records for a
while, he bought a long play record that contained the soundtracks of an old
western film and left the shop.
Itadori and Fushiguro continued to follow only to be more baffled the more they
followed.
Doubts even started to form in their brains and they thought they only had
preconceived misunderstood impressions of Gojou and he was actually
extremely interested in classical music. However, they immediately thought
“That definitely can’t be possible”.
This time, Gojou who had been walking around, seemingly without a goal,
stopped in front of a shop with a yellow signboard.
“Fushiguro, what does that store sell?”
“……capsule toys. It should be store that contains capsule toy machines.”
“What? A capsule toy machine specialty store? Those kinds of stores exist.”
“This is Akihabara, of course they do.”
“I see. Ah, Sensei is getting one.”
“I really do not want to see a teacher I know turning a five hundred per play
capsule toy machine…Besides, what kind of capsule toy is that?”
“It should be key rings of various kinds of mushrooms. They look pretty realistic.”
“If they cost five hundred yen per play, wouldn’t it be better to just buy actual
mushrooms from the supermarket?”
“Fushiguro, you don’t understand….Capsule toys are only interesting because
you don’t know what you’re going to get.”
“I don’t ever want to understand.”
“Ah, Sensei is opening the capsule, who knows which mushroom he got.”
“From the picture on the machine, it should be the poisonous mushroom. He
looks super sulky about it.”
“Uwahahahahaha, if it’s a poisonous mushroom then it’s not edible!!”
“No matter what mushroom it is, you better not eat a mushroom that came from
a capsule toy machine.”
Gojou stuffed the keychain into his pocket disappointedly and then continued to
shop around.
Just when they thought he had enough fun playing with the mice in a computer
accessory shop, he actually went to an electronic appliances shop to use their
massager to massage his shoulders.
Once they realized he had disappeared from their sight, they turned only to see
him standing in a book store reading manga; and when they thought he had just
turned a corner to who knows where, he was actually engrossed at looking at
second hand video game cartridges in a bargain bin. It seems like Gojou was just
moving on a whim and was walking and shopping wherever his mood took him.
“….It looks like he’s not specially aiming for any particular place.”
“Yeah.”
Itadori responded to Fushiguro’s muttering while wearing a pair of toy goggles
that could calculate one’s attack powers. Who knows when he got it.
“Where did you buy those goggles?”
“Some secondhand shop. Since Gojou-sensei actually reads manga then he
would probably find this get up of mine funny.”
“I think you burnt a large hole in your wallet.”
“Men are living creatures that would spend their money on moments when they
shout, “this is it!””
“Then is the garbage game from just now considered one of those moments?”
“Ah, Gojou-sensei entered that building. No, that’s not it, it should be Gojou
sensei’s “spirit” has entered that building.
(T/N: Because Itadori was wearing those goggles, he was pretending that he
could see people’s fighting spirits or auras.)
“You don’t have to rephrase it.”
“Crap, we’re gonna lose him. We got to catch up!”
“Hold on a minute.”
“Ugh!”
Just as Itadori was going to step into the building, Fushiguro pulled the hood of
his jacket and stood still. However, it was actually dangerous to do such a thing
so good children should not imitate such an action.
“Are you trying to kill me?! What, we already followed him to this point and now
you want to stop? Don’t just give up halfway.”
“You….don’t you see what’s written on the signboard on the building?”
“Eh?……Eh!”
After Fushiguro said that, Itadori looked up.
While looking at the words of the advertisement drawn on the signboard,
Fushiguro’s expression grew more and more impatient.
–Angel maid café [SHOW EVIL « Cupid].
On the second floor of this building was a café that seemed to be for otakus.
But it was not any kind of sensual café. There were only going to be maids that
came to greet the customers, it was an extremely healthy café.
Even so, it was still under the category of shops that required normal people to
summon up large amounts of courage before entering.
Even more so for teenage boys who were going through puberty.
Even someone like Itadori would find it embarrassing to go into such a store.
“….I really can’t go into this store….Gojou-sensei is really unexpectedly……”
“He could have been aiming for this thing.”
Fushiguro pointed at the flyer on the wall and it seemed to be advertising the
following – [Authentic French Flavour! Specialty Pancakes that even professional
patisseries have high praises for!]
No wonder. Itadori nodded his head, thinking that finally the situation made
sense.
“Sensei must have come here for those pancakes, even though he at quite a lot
of sweet stuff already.”
Gojou-sensei would eat more sweets the longer he’s busy….”
“Since we already solved the mystery, then let’s call an end to our tailing. It’s way
too embarrassing to enter this kind of shop.”
“With your kind of brain, it’s a surprise you managed to come up with such a
rational decision.”
“—Masters, welcome back!”
“Eh?”
“Eh?”
A shout that was energetic but yet full of professionalism came from the behind
the two of them.
That’s right, it was a maid who had the experience of a seasoned warrior and
after feeling that these two had the look of “guests who were hesitating whether
they should enter the store”, stealthily got closer and intended to earn large
amounts of revenue from them. In the end, whether it was Itadori who was
blessed with genius athletics or Fushiguro who developed the ability to detect
the aura of curses through immese amounts of training….neither realized that
the maid, whose job was to invite guests, had appeared behind them.
*
In a blink of an eye, Fushiguro as well as Itadori were brought into the maid café.
Fushiguro could not help but think if this was karma from doing something
terrible in his past life.
Once they entered the store, someone ran over to place halos and wings made of
plastic and wire on the two and said this was to let them “Enjoy the feeling of
Heaven in the shop”, making the two receive a huge shock, whether in terms of
their appearance or on their psychology.
On the other hand.
“For masters who have arrived for the first time, we always recommend this
honourable set meal – Emo Emo Set A—”
“Un…I see. Since it’s my first time here, I think it’s right to listen to the staff’s
recommendations. Then we’re take two honourable sets and make it full of
emo.”
“Got it Reincarnation «.”
“Wah, that word sounds really cool, is it getman?”
“It’s English «.”
“Oh, so it’s English–!”
Itadori had already grown accustomed on how to talk to the maid.
People with a naturally lively personality or those who are party animals, in other
words, extroverts, should become accustomed to this place quickly.
As for stoic people like Fushiguro, it was hard for them to blend into such an
atmosphere.
Wearing the halo and the wings and sitting while facing Itadori – just
acknowledging that this was reality was enough to kill his heart.
“By the way, Fushiguro, I want to tell you something important.”
“What?”
“Sensei’s goal seems to really be eating pancakes.”
“……you’re right……”
Fushiguro had intentionally sat at a window seat that allowed him to look at the
wall of the neighbouring building and the important factor of the reason why they
were here was elegantly enjoying his pancakes together with tea.
He wore that angel costume in a natural way like he was wearing formal attire
and was sipping his cappuccino with sitting pose that was like that of a cold
character in a mystery novel, letting out an air that he was “leisurely enjoying”
the moment, very much unlike Itadori and Fushiguro who had come here for the
first time.
However, even if one did not consider the fact that this was the first time
Fushiguro was here, he had already endured to his breaking point and if possible,
he did not want to stay in this store a second longer.
“Oi, since we already know Gojou-sensei’s goal, we achieved what we wanted,
let’s go.”
“Eh—but we already ordered food.”
“We can leave after we pay up right?”
“It’s a waste of food if we don’t eat what we ordered.”
“….Well, you are right about that.”
Fushiguro had intended to just pay and leave but with his serious personality, his
idea of leaving was dismissed by Itadori’s reasoning.
However, his eyes that were as deep as the night that peeped out from the
bottom of a deep ditch became even more lifeless.
Fushiguro tried once more to switch off his self-awareness.
Numbness was the safety feature of life. If he did not think of a way to protect his
spirit, it would not be strange if a curse was born.
Fushiguro was a sharp contrast from Itadori who was in high spirits and was
restlessly excited.
Even so, the maid café’s real baptism was only just about to start.
“Masters, thank you for waiting—these are the honoured set meals that you
ordered – Emo Emo set A—”
They were unable to figure out what was in the honoured set based on what was
on the menu but it turned out to be just omurice.
There was even an image of a panda drawn on the plate using ketchup—it should
just be a coincidence but the image was too much like Panda-senpai, causing
Fushiguro to feel apologetic about it.
On the empty space of the plate were the lines “My heart is fatigued…because of
honour….!” But the one whose heart was really fatigued was Fushiguro.
However, Fushiguro had completely grown used to this place.
“Now, I would like to invite out guests to add Emotions—”
“How are we going to add Emotions?”
“Dear guests, among the anime that you like, please choose a scene that makes
you feel emotional, honoured and tugged at your heart strings! If you can make
me feel emo without telling me the title of the work, then you pass—”
“Uh….oh crap, that’s hard to choose….then, I choose the one where the main
character is that little boy who idolises heroes.”
“I watched that one, I recommend that one~”
“I remember in that show, there’s this guy who will have low self-esteem in front
of his dad. I love the part when this guy remembered the initial reason why he
wanted to become a hero and then use the “left hand” which he never used
before.”
“Ah~ That’s a really classic scene~ but that scene is too ordinary, choose
another one!”
“Ah, then another anime. That scene where the main character was
discriminated in the ninja village and then after he grew stronger and was able to
stand up for himself, people were tossing him into the air.”
“Ah! It’s so emo~”
“And the part where his teacher who was the only person on his side got teary
eyed after seeing the main character being tossed into the air by his companions
was really touching too.”
“Ah~~ The most touching line also showed up here~~”
“”Right now, the hero is before me.””
“I get it, I get it~~~~It’s so full of emotions. Since I have received a deep sense of
Emo, I’m going to add a side dish.”
“Ah, your store actually operates like this?”
“I’m going to add the “Emo potato” from the potato dishes which costs four
hundred yen—”
“Wah, that’s great–! But anyway, this meal is full of carbs already!”
“Then please shout with me, emo emo ~~~~!”
“Emo emo—–!”
The staff placed the additional potato dish onto the plate in a slightly careless
manner.
It seemed like it cost four hundred yen for this potato that looked like frozen food.
Of course, one would not care about an item’s price if they could feel this happy
eating here, but Fushiguro was very concerned about it. In fact, he was extremely
concerned about various things in this store.
Unexpectedly, this staff member turned the target of her conversation to
Fushiguro.
“Dear guest, please shout with us as well!”
“Quickly, Fushiguro, then you can get the side dish too.”
“Say it with me, Emo emo~~~”
“Emo emo——–”
“……..”
Fushiguro did not make any response but the activity still persisted.
“Since we have the side dish then let’s use an instant camera to take a photo
with the dish. Alright, come closer, closer~”
“Eh, so this store actually has photo taking service.”
“Because both of you ordered the honoured meal.
“Oh—I only just ordered without much thought. So it actually includes this!”
“It feels like heaven, doesn’t it?”
“I don’t know, does it? It does feel a bit like that.”
“…….”
“Then I’m going to sit next to you, excuse me.”
“Eh? Aren’t you too close? It’s a bit embarrassing.”
“You must go through such embarrassing feelings so you can become an adult!”
“Is it like that?”
“It is~ Alright, we’re going to go clicky «”
“C, clicky!”
“……………….”
“It’s done, thank you very much~”
“Ah,–so embarrassing, it’s super embarrassing taking a photo like that! Wah, my
face is so hot! It feels weird like I just offered up something important! Is it really
alright, I’m still underaged!”
“Ara~ You’re really innocent, that’s so cute~ Then, this nii-chan here, let’s take a
photo together too.”
“Fushiguro, you have to be careful. This kind of close contact is not like a folk
dance*, it’s really super duper embarrassing. Super duper embarrassing without
any compare!”
(T/N: You see students dancing around a fire in some Japanese anime. That’s the
dance Itadori was referring to.)
“Alright, please prepare to do clicky!”
“Fushiguro, they’re going to clicky.”
“…………………………no.”
A voice that was extremely, extremely soft, like the sound of a duck before its
death could be heard.
“…………….I…………don’t need it………”
Fushiguro still had a look like he reached his breaking point.
*
“Ah—I never thought we would eat so much but the flavour is just so-so.”
“….The potato makes my mouth dry.”
After about thirty minutes.
Fushiguro and Itadori managed to safely –the entrance fee was five hundred yen-
leave Heaven.
“Fishiguro, I have the instant photos, do you want them?”
“If you make fun of me again like just now, I will shove an entire bell pepper up
your nose.”
“That’s because you don’t like that kind of place! Alright, I get it, just now that
was the most extreme you could endure!”
“There is a shrine around the Kanda area, let’s burn the photos there.”
“You actually want to specially make a trip to a shrine to burn them?!”
“A cursed photo can only be exorcised by burning it to ashes in a shrine.”
“It’s my fault! I really didn’t know it was that hard for you to stay in that store.”
From Itadori’s point of view, Fushiguro always seems to be in a bad mood no
matter the time or place but today, he had truly witnessed a “Really furious
Fushiguro”.
Now that things have come to this state, Itadori was unable to grin and laugh off
the issue like he always did.
He scratched his face awkwardly, thinking of what to talk about with Fushiguro,
but in the end, he decided to pull the topic back to what started it all.
“An, anyway, it seems like we lost Gojou-sensei.”
“Yeah, not like it’s a problem.”
“Ev, even so, I wonder where he went off to….”
“What are you two saying about me?”
“Wahhhhhhhh?!”
Gojou appeared behind them at a completely unexpected time point and roughly
dispelled the slightly stiff tension that had originally stirred up between the two.
Furthermore—
“Go, gojou-sensei! When did you appear behind us….wait, that’s weird, why is
Kugisaki here as well?”
“It’s not a why question, you bastards.”
Kugisaki used eyes full of displeasure, one might even say it was full of loathing,
to glare at Itadori as she appeared from behind Gojou.
To Itadori, another classmate who was in a foul mood had appeared.
“Ah, anyway, Gojou-sensei, are you actually off today?”
“Hey, don’t ignore me!”
Itadori had the feeling that in contrast to Fushiguro, Kugisaki would use more
physical actions to lay out his crimes in front of their teacher so he decided to
change the topic directly.
But, in the end, it was about the same matter.
“Nope, I’m working as per usually today.”
“Eh? But I saw that you wandering around the streets and eating crepe……”
“If you worked to my position, you would be swarmed with work. If it’s not
because of my job, would it even be possible for both of you to see me loitering
around the streets. Even though I look like this, I’m actually working seriously.”
“What kind of job are you talking about?”
“I’m looking for a dungeon.”
“….A dungeon?”
“To put it another way, I’m looking for a cursed spot to serve as a training grounds
for the first years to gain experience.
“……what?”
The memory of an incident that happened just after he transferred to Jujutsu high
crossed Itadori’s mind.
That day, they originally planned to tour around Tokyo but suddenly it became an
activity where he was forced to eliminate a cursed spirit in an abandoned
building.
Gojou then continued nonchalantly.
“That tall building that was next to the maid café seems to be a commercial
building that’s abandoned. And lately, some strange rumours popped up on this
supernatural forum over the internet. And since that building had a record shop
with a rather long history, it made that rumour about a curse ever more
believable.”
“Ah, so that’s why you sat at that window and looked outside even though all you
can see was a building.
“And I actually only wanted to handle it after setting a date but who knew all you
three first years happened to be here. So rather than choose a date, why not just
go with the coincidental timing. You all can challenge it today!”
“Eh….eh?!”
“It’ll be fine. I already activated the tube amplifier that was in the building and
followed the contents of the rumours and put a record in to provoke the spirit.
You all will be able to face a lively and active spirit.”
“……I see.”
Itadori immediately turned to look at Kugisaki.
Now he knew why Kugisaki had a face of such loathing.
Yet, Fushiguro’s attitude was completely different and he looked like he was
ready for action anytime.
“Alright, let’s go.”
“Wait, why are you so enthusiastic about it!”
“Compared to the time at the arcade and maid café, your mood is too good isn’t
it?”
“What? You guys went to a maid café? Never mind Itadori, but even Fushiguro
went? Even if a man looks prim and proper, his bones still conceal a silent
pervert.”
“There were unavoidable factors.”
“What do you mean never mind me?!”
“Alright, you two, let’s go.”
“Like I said, Fushiguro, why are you completely in battle mode already!”
“Because Megumi didn’t get the chance to show off his abilities in the previous
abandoned building, he’s all sulky about it.”
“I am not sulky.”
“What do you mean you’re not, aren’t you being all sulky now?”
“You’re really the type to remember grudges.”
“Then, the three of you, be careful on the way. I’m still eating sweet buns so I
won’t be seeing you all there.”
“Sensei! You still can eat?!”
“Let’s go already.”
“Stop rushing me! Damn, goodbye, my off day—!”
“Goodbye my Ameyoko-cho—-!”
Fushiguro’s rest day which had a change in tone suddenly returned to a Jujutsu
sorcerer’s “Normal day” and coming into contact with a familiar atmosphere, he
more or less regained his spirit.
However, Itadori’s fulfilling day off was brutally cut short and Kugisaki did not get
to eat the Ameyoko-cho signature product –The cut fruits from Hyakkaen.
Gojou sensei only watched with a faint smile, as per usual, as the three noisily
went off to eliminate a cursed spirit.
“Hm?”
Something seemed to have drifted out of Itadori’s pocket.
Gojou tilted his head in puzzlement as he picked it up to check.
And in the next second, he burst out laughing.
“Ahhahahahaha.”
Looking at the contents of the photo through his blindfold, Gojou could not stop
laughing.
“Ah, ku ku ku, teenagers are teenagers after all ,how youthful.”
Eighty percent of his laughter came from how comical it looked.
Twenty percent came from the relief he felt.
Gojou held the group photo of Itadori and Fushiguro with angel wings that they
took with a maid and laughed on the spot for quite a while.
[T/N: The group photo had the message: Megumi-sama , please come back
soon!!”
Itadori had collapsed on the sofa.“Ah——-…….”Yet, he did not feel hot. The air
conditioning was on after all and the space he was in was relatively cool.
This was expected as currently, Itadori was not in that simple underground
audio-visual room that Gojou set up for him.This was a certain apartment of a
certain condominium somewhere in Tokyo.To make it clear, it was where Ichiji
lived.–I need to go on a business trip for something. Because it’s somewhere
pretty far away, it might take a few days this time. Also, logically speaking, it
would be quite troublesome for you to hide in the same place, so for these few
days, you can go stay with Ichiji, it should be interesting—”
Gojou had said to Itadori.
So Itadori went to Ichiji’s house to impose on him for a few days.
Even though the situation was like this—It was only the first day and itadori was
bored already,
Boredom was a toxin that could kill off a person’s soul. But before that, Itadori’s
body already contained a lethal poison.
“…….Hm.”
Lately, Itadori did not even have the time to feel bored.
After he enrolled at Jujutsu Technical College, he was busy grouping with
Fushiguro and Kugisaki, busy exorcising curses and experienced many life and
death situations. In the end, he really died.
After reviving after many twist and turns, he went into hiding. Other than happily
watching the movies Gojou gave him, he also underwent training as a Jujutsu
sorcerer. In these few months, it was like riding a roller coaster ride with no
tracks.
And now, he had to suddenly get off that roller coaster, living a new kind of life at
Ichiji’s home.
Yet the days here were so uneventful that it was frightening.
However….Ichiji seemed to spend almost all his time after returning home in
front of the computer.
“What are you doing? Are you reading a blog or something?”
Itadori took a peek with a grin on his face only to realise that what was displayed
on the screen was a form that was so full of words they were like the compound
eyes of an insect and the top was listed full of numbers making him quickly rein
in that happy and cheerful attitude of his.
On the screen, he could see forms about management of petty cash, the
standard scale for monthly salary, fixed assets, plans to renovate the school
grounds, flow of cash, also something about taxes, legal affairs, gifts and
monsters….
In any case, even Itadori could tell that Ichiji was handling some difficult work.
If he was too noisy, he would disturb Ichiji’s work, so Itadori decided to kill time
on his own—
“Ichiji-san, can I go read something?”
“Sure, you can get some books from the bookshelf over there.
“…This [Leviathan], is it some kind of sci-fi novel?”
“No, it’s a book often mentioned by the teachers during social sciences class.”
(T/N: Leviathan by Thomas Hobbes.)
“Ichiji-san, don’t you have manga or something in your house….?”
“I left those that I bought at my parents’ home.”
“I see.”
So there was no manga here.
With some difficulty, in the end, Itadori found a book in the shelf that seemed like
a novel but after flipping through a few pages, he found the content not to his
liking so he gave up on reading it.
Having no other choice, he turned on the television at a low volume.
However, at this time, it was between the period of noon time variety shows and
the prime-time slots at night so there was nothing interesting to watch.
After flipping through the channels quickly for a round, he realised that all the
television stations were airing either about celebrities going on a leisure trip and
tasting delicacies in a travelling and food programme or the news. Itadori chose
the travel and food programme based on elimination.
“Ah, I suddenly feel that it’s a refreshing feeling to watch television at this time.”
“Because usually you’re in school at this kind of time.”
Itadori did not expect that Ichiji would tag onto the conversation. He thought as
long as he did not disturb Ichiji’s work, perhaps it would be fine to talk so he
decided to start a topic.
“You’re usually working at this time as well, right, Ichiji-san?”
“I am working. However, as long as we are able settle our work, it’s alright to work
from home. This is the part where this job is more flexible than other typical
jobs.”
“Oh—I see.”
Until now, even though Itadori encountered quite a few adults who were Jujutsu
sorcerers, as a student, he still did not understand what an adult “doing the job
of the working class” was like.
He tilted his head and returned his gaze back to the television.
“Oh, the guest is Takada.”
“Is that person very popular?”
Itadori only mumbled to himself but he never thought that Ichiji would react to it.
He felt that this was a chance he should grasp and felt that if Ichiji had just a bit
of interest, perhaps he could take this as an opportunity to have a talk so Itadori
excitedly started to explain.
“You could say that lately her exposure is pretty high. She has a pretty fresh
personality. Even though she’s trying to go down the cute path, because she’s
real tall, so a lot of the audience seem to like that kind of contrast.”
“I see. So these kinds of celebrities are the ones that are popular these days.”
“Also, she also played a minor character in one of those Getsuku dramas that
ended recently.”
(T/N: Getsuku or 月 9 refers to dramas that are aired by Fuji television station on
9pm on Mondays (月曜日) )
“Really, she acts as well?”
“Ichiji-san, are you the type that doesn’t watch drama series?”
“I mean it’s true I’m not too familiar with them….but I don’t hate to watch them. I
just feel that the drama series of late are not my cup of tea. I used to watch
dramas like “Pure Vacation”.”
(T/N: A parody of the 1996 drama series Long Vacation)
“Hm? When did that air?”
“More than a decade ago. Speaking of which, Matoko was also very tall.”
(T/N: The actress of the female lead of Long Vacation is called Tomako.)
“Matoko is……?”
“A very popular actress at that time…but after she got married, she completely
left the acting circle. Kids these days should not know her, I suppose? But that’s
pretty normal….”
“I, I see. Then , did you watch any variety show recently.”
“I don’t watch variety shows either. Because I haven’t been watching drama
series so I don’t really know those celebrities who appear on variety shows.”
“People like athletes and such appear on variety shows too.”
“I don’t watch sports matches either. I was never good at sports in the first place
so I’m not that interested….”
“….Ah, don’t tell me that rather than those prime time shows, you prefer those
late night shows instead? I really like that show that airs at midnight, they will
bring in lots of celebrities who just started out. Even though I know I’ll be tired the
next day, I can’t help but stay up.”
“Ah, no, I don’t really like those shows either.
“….Then what do you usually watch, Ichiji-san?”
“The news…and, and I quite like Rakugo!”
“Rakugo~”
Even though Itadori was a television kid*, Rakugo programmes usually aired
mostly on Sunday evenings, during this time, students were basically out playing
so even he never encountered this programme. Furthermore, he felt that Ichiji
might be trying to soften the atmosphere so after replying that he only watched
the news, he intentionally added Rakugo to the list of things he watched.
(T/N: In Japanese, this just means a child who likes watching television
broadcasts and watches television for a long time. In other languages, it carries a
more negative connotation of children who are “babysat” by their television
because their parents are too busy. So don’t assume that Itadori got neglected!)
Itadori was considered a chatty person but he gradually felt that both of them
had a gap in their interests so he slowly spoke less and less.
After throwing a glance at Ichiji, he noticed that when Ichiji was talking to him, the
latter continued to type on his keyboard. If Itadori kept trying to force a
conversation, even he would feel sorry for Ichiji.
Right now, the television was showing their regular host and the guest Takada.
They were giving all kinds of reviews to the food in Nagoya.
But the lackluster content did not display the advantage that should come from
inviting a guest on the show. Anyway, the rating they had for food was only the
word “Delicious”.
–Since they already invited Takada onto the show, they should be able to talk
about more interesting things. Seemed like the problem laid in the script. The
main point of this show was not the food ratings but to let celebrities endorse the
dishes so rather than the food, logically speaking, the audience looked forward
more to any interesting conversations—
Itadori liked to watch television in the first place.
In addition, lately he was forced to watch many movies so that increased his
ability to appreciate video works by quite a fair bit. To put it from another point of
view, he could more or less understand the intention behind how a certain
program was made.
In other words, in his eyes, shows with boring content became even more dull.
If this programme was the only available programme other than the news, it was
too hard to watch.
But there was no other show on other television stations.
Itatdori wished within his heart that the show would become interesting while
enduring and continuing to watch the show. However the comfortable room
temperature and softness of the sofa made his urge to sleep grow.
“—Itadori, I have to go out for a but to handle something, do you want to come
along?”
“Uwohhhhhh Metal Tamori!”
“Metal Tamori?!”
“Sorry, sorry, I had a snooze and had a seriously weird dream.”
“What in the world did you dream about?”
“I have no idea what I dreamt about either. Besides, you’re going out?”
“Ye, yes I am….If you still want to sleep, you can go back to sleep. I’m fine with
heading out by myself.”
“I want to go out! I want to photosynthesise!”
“I understand, it’s just that a human’s body composition does not allow them to
photosynthesise.”
“….Ah, but if someone realizes that I’m still alive, wouldn’t we be in trouble….”
“About that, you can just disguise yourself simply. Even though I can’t let you
freely wander around by yourself outside, I can ferry you around in the car so it
should not be an issue. Gojou-sensei also said that it’s about time to let you
breathe the air outside.”
“Gojou-sensei did….I see.”
Itadori stood up from the sofa. It was better to accept deferentially than to
decline courteously.
Anyway, he was truly bored here so if he could go out, he could ask for nothing
more.
“Then, please wear this.”
“That’s so sick—this get-up looks like part of the Men in Black!”
Ichiji held out a pair of sunglasses that seemed to have especially large lenses
and after Itadori took it, he casually held the lens towards the sun light.
“Are these sunglasses yours?”
“That is my personal belonging.”
“Don’t tell me, you actually dress pretty flashy for private affairs, Ichiji-san?”
“N, no no no, it’s not what you think. Because curses are quite sensitive to
people watching them and I have to take care of investigative work pretty often so
I have to hide my gaze!”
“Ah—I see. No wonder Gojou-sensei also wears a blindfold.”
“Uh, there’s other reasons as to why he wears a blindfold.”
“I wonder which place sells that kind of blindfold that he’s wearing? If I wear the
same kind of blindfold, would I look like the real deal?”
“Uh, I don’t think that’s something he bought from somewhere.”
After Ichiji put on the sunglasses, he took turns with Ichiji to look at himself in the
full-length mirror then placed his hand under his chin to strike a cool pose.
“Ichiji-san, what do you think of this? Do I look like a special agent?”
“Umm—”
More like a thug—but because he was an adult, Ichiji did not express his thoughts
out as words.
*
Actually Itadori had very few chances to sit in a car to look at Tokyo.
Itadori watched the buildings go by continuously outside the window and his
expression was clearly happy. Even though he liked to watch television,
compared to those food programmes at locations that one could only see but not
be able to go to, the scene in front of his eyes was more worth watching.
“Amazing—this is the first time I went up on the highway in Tokyo in a car.”
“Because at this time, the other roads would be a bit crowded. Is going on the
highway that interesting?”
“Because it feels like I would be able to see people drag racing.”
“I thought that was something of the past. How did you know about this?”
“The arcade.”
“So it’s the arcade, racing car games huh….I played that last time.”
“Eh, don’t tell me you bought this expensive looking car because you played
those games?”
“This car isn’t mine, it belongs to the technical college so I’m always careful not
to get it scratched….and I will try my best to avoid those narrow roads which
might scratch the car.”
“Oh—This point seems to show the toughness of the real world.”
Itadori realised that in the adult world, issues about cars were more complex
than he had thought.
On the way, Ichiji was more enthusiastic about talking about all sorts of things as
compared to when they were at home and when they left the highway, they even
deftly weaved through a road with heavy traffic. Itadori, who was in the back seat,
had just finished listening to what Ichiji said about cars so once they were near
another car, he got worried if their car would get scratched.
The car drove on for a while and it took them around thirty minutes to reach their
destination.
The place before their eyes was a gray building that looked like boxes stacked
upon each other.
“Is this the district office?”
“Yes, I’m going to hand up some forms.”
Ichiji took out nicely arranged documents from his briefcase.
Itadori looked from the back seat and saw that the briefcase was still full of
various other kinds of documents but they were clearly sorted out with folders of
binders.
“That’s really thick, does it really need that many pages?”
“If I gather all the documents that have to be submitted to public agencies, they
tend to accumulate.”
“Wouldn’t it be more convenient to just submit it as an email or some data file?”
“The methods you speak of are definitely very convenient….but Itadori, when you
play video games, have the thought that it’s annoying to have many different
game consoles?”
“Ah—yeah, yeah.”
“An electronic file would be something like that. On the contrary, hardcopy
documents can be read by anyone especially for government agencies like here,
they still prefer hardcopies….this is probably why fax machines still exist.
“Oh, so it’s like that…..Doesn’t that mean you have to print every single one of
those pages?“
“It is indeed troublesome but all in all, you can have everything in black and white
for hard copies and they can also be destroyed.”
“Oh right—”
Itadori looked towards space, feeling that he seemed to understand what Ichiji
was saying but yet not at all.
However, he also became aware that Ichiji was “meticulous” in such matters so
rather than enjoying his leisure moments, he was an adult who did things
carefully.
“Can I just ask as well? What sort of documents are those?”
“Proof of usage of certain facilities when getting rid of curses, application to seal
roads due to transport of large equipment, application for road works, proof of
insurance for on-site workers….mostly these kinds.”
“Road works?”
Itadori tilted his head his head.
Whether as a Jujutsu Sorcerer or whether he was in school, it felt like he did not
have the chance to hear such a term. Ichiji also thought that “People who heard
this would be very puzzled about its purpose” so he explained.
“Currently cursed spirits have appeared on a mountain road where many traffic
accidents have happened so we applied for this so we can cordon off the scene
easily.”
“If it’s about cordoning off the scene, wouldn’t it be fine to just put up that
“curtain” or something?”
The experience he had at the youth detention centre went past his mind.
He vaguely recalled Fushiguro explaining to him that the curtain was a barrier
that was set up to prevent normal people from getting close.
“It’s true that normal people can’t approach the scene once the “curtain” is
down. But…to people in a regular society, we still have not explained properly
why “the road can’t be used”, right?”
“Oh, you’re right about that.”
Itadori knocked his hand with his fist with a “thump”.
Then as though replying to the rhythm of Itadori’s action, Ichiji forcefully pushed
his spectacles up.
“If the time taken to get rid of a cursed spirit drags on, people will start to think
that something is off. At this kind of time, if we don’t prepare a reasonable excuse
beforehand, the human society would get a sense of incongruity.”
“But all these matters related to exorcising cursed spirits….aren’t they carried
out with some kind of “understanding”? Besides, I heard before that Jujutsu
technical college is being run by the nation or by Tokyo.”
“Even so, the technical college still portrays itself as an independent school….so
if there are matters that cannot be settled with documents that had to do with an
independent school, then we need appropriate evidence to create a reason that
can be used in a normal society without anyone finding it strange. If we are telling
external parties that we are doing “works to clear fallen rocks” then we need
various supporting information as a file.”
“Wow—it’s more work than I thought.”
“Of course, when carrying out the mission, there are times when we have no
choice but to release some information.”
Itadori suddenly realised something.
He had completely assumed that “the existence of cursed spirits” was
something completely natural.
But after hearing what Ichiji had said, he recalled that last time, before his life got
involved with Jujutsu sorcerers, he did not know that cursed spirits existed in this
world at all.
Itadori watched as Ichiji left the car and at the same time, he was deep in
thought.
Fighting with cursed spirits, exorcising cursed spirits.
These actions really protected people’s lives and protected everyone’s normal
lives.
It was also the most direct method to solve the problem.
However, curses actually come from the fear of humans so if the uneasiness
inducing truth “there are curses in the world” spread, that would be the most
dangerous problem.
Curses were born from people’s hearts.
And the root of the issue was that in order to protect the hearts of people, the
most important thing should be to not let the hearts of humans contain fear.
Itadori was not sure if he was able to transform his thoughts into a few concrete
statements. He could only vaguely recognise this matter anew—
Securing the peace of peoples’ daily lives was perhaps far more difficult than
what he had imagined.
“Thanks for waiting, Itadori.”
“Oh, you’re done?”
Itadori subconsciously straightened up to welcome Ichiji who had left the district
office.
*
The next place that Ichiji visited was a small building and the sign that hung high
on it had frequently seen beverages printed on it.
“Is this a company that sells soda or something?”
“It’s a contractor that has affiliations with drink companies. Their main job is
setting up facilities and replenishing vending machines.”
“Oh—why are we here? Don’t tell me some curse that had to do with vending
machines appeared?”
“Nope. Since we happened to be passing by, I’m just dropping in to say hi.
Because we requested this company to manage the installation and
maintenance of the vending machines inside Jujutsu technical college.”
“Oh. I see.”
During the time when Itadori was still in the technical college, he had seen some
middle-aged men in overalls going in and out of the school grounds once in a
while.
That time he did not pay much attention to them but now when he thought back,
those men did not really look like people of the Jujutsu world.
“But to think you actually go out of your way to greet them.”
“Because to the outside world, the Jujutsu technical college is an independent
religious school. As the school management want to keep all the internal affairs
to ourselves as far as possible, for contractors like these, once we start working
with them, we pretty much won’t change to other contractors. Itadori, it’s
actually pretty important to greet those companies we have a long working
relationship with.”
“Oh—……”
“Ah, right. Itadori, what kind of drinks do you like?”
“Me? Um- isotonic drinks I suppose…and those that are not that sweet.”
“Then I’ll see if can do a gentle negotiation with them. In any case, our school has
very few students so it should be easier for them to do their job. When you return
to school, perhaps the vending machines will have the drinks that you want to
drink.”
“Seriously? That’s great, thank you!”
Itadori bowed as he watched as Ichiji go into the office.
A few minutes later, Ichiji came back and behind him was a man who was
wearing overalls. He seemed like a nice person. He should be seeing his guest all
the way out.
After Itadori watch the man give a polite bow and Ichiji return one, he started to
think if he should get out of the car to greet the man as well.
However, he was “ a person who is currently dead”. Once he thought that the
other party could be considered a person who had dealings with the technical
college, he could only hold onto his anxious feelings and give up on such a
thought.
“Thanks for waiting, Itadori. Let’s go.”
“Yeah, ok.”
After Ichiji started the car, Itadori looked out from the back seat through the
tinted glass windows.
The man who was wearing overalls still bowed with sincerity even though the
other party was a car. Itadori, who had good eyesight could see that the man’s
hands had prominent joints and they were rough.
He was probably someone in a supervisor’s position but still did laborious work
with his own hands.
Itadori thought back to their visit to the district office just now.
Logically speaking, normal people should not have any connections with curses.
However for the people from this company who go in and out of Jujutsu technical
college, they have come extremely close to an “abnormal” place.
Once he thought to this point, Itadori felt a twinge of pain in his chest.
Through the glass, he watched as that man’s figure became smaller.
Itadori faced that man’s figure while in the car and returned the bow.
*
Ichiji suddenly pulled the car over at a road shoulder.
“Ichiji-san, what’s wrong?”
“Sorry, wait a bit.”
Itadori saw Ichiji take out his vibrating mobile phone from his breast pocket so he
knew that a call had come in. Just as he was thinking who called—
“Yes. This is Ichiji. Thanks for you hard work, Gojou-sensei, is something the
matter?”
“It’s Gojou-sensei?”
Speaking of which, Itadori only knew that Gojou went on a business trip
somewhere far away but he was not sure of the details so subconsciously, he
eavesdropped on the conversation.
“……You want to detour to someplace else? Why do that all of a sudden…ah, I
see, so something like that happened. Please wait for while, I will return your call
after I finished investigating.”
Ichiji hung up the call first.
Then while checking against the small notebook in his brief case, he went
through the contact list on his phone.
“Ichiji-san, what happened to Gojou-sensei?”
“He originally wanted to look for someone but on the way to his destination, he
said he wanted to make a detour to the other scenes so he asked me to check if
there are ways to contact the “windows” who are around the scene.”
“Window? I seemed to have heard that term before.”
“They are individuals who are affiliated with the technical college. Even though
they are not Jujutsu sorceres, they can see curses. So they help to provide
witness accounts and residues about curses….they also help to trace residues
left by curses and help to coordinate some matters.”
“Ah—I remember now, I heard of this as well at the youth detention centre.”
Suddenly Ichiji’s shoulders tensed up and the hand that was flipping through the
notebook also became motionless.
“Ichiji-san?”
“It’s nothing.”
“By the way, why are you checking your notebook and phone at the same time?”
“About that, because my contact list is arranged according to the alphabet but
it’s really difficult to be sure who lives at what district so I had to compare it with
the addresses on my notebook.”
“Wait, when you say districts, don’t tell me it’s not just Tokyo but you have
information about “windows” around the whole of Japan?”
“Usually I don’t need to know the information for the whole nation but Gojou-
sensei pretty much only asks for the information from me….”
“Ah, I get it.”
“Besides, no matter how good that guy’s brain or memory is, he just refuses to
memorise troublesome things. Other than information about windows, he
actually asks me about the kinds of desserts sold in supermarkets as well as the
train timings.”
“That really is tiring.”
Itadori really had to take his hat off to Ichiji. He could clearly imagine the kind of
shadow left on Ichiji from facing Gojou who gave all kinds of troubling requests.
During which, Ichiji should have found all the information he needed and he
made a call.
“Ah, hello, Gojou-sensei, if it’s around that area…wait, you can’t say that, I done
it pretty fast already, didn’t I?! No, I mean I did return the call within one minute
before….your ice cream melted while you were waiting for my call? That has
nothing to do with me, right? Wait wait, why should I have to be punished by you
when you get back! Note it down?! Are you asking me to make a memo about you
punishing me?! I don’t want to do that, why do I have do specially put down you
punishing me for no reason into my schedule! Please forget all about this!”
“Wow.”
Within the cramped car, Itadori could clearly hear what kind of cruel treatment
Ichiji received. Even Itadori who was only listening from the side could only feel
helpless at Gojou’s pushiness.
“Eh? Yes, you took the principal’s cursed corpse to train Itadori before…what
about the cursed corpse…..what?! How can you take that thing out without
permission?! If you want me to help you return it then where is it…. What? You
left it in the basement?! That’s not good……ah, yes, yes, I understand, anyway, I
will go get it from the basement….eh? You purchased the movies in that room?
You can’t get reimbursed for that. You can’t. No way means no way. Yes, ah, if
it’s like that, I’ll try my best to check….”
“…….”
No matter how big or small, for the whole day today, Ichiji completed various
tasks.
Therefore, Itadori was able to show an expression that expressed “Ichiji-san,
your work is really tough” the most today.
*
During the time when they were racing all around Tokyo, the sun outside the car
window almost completely sunk into the west.
The setting sun had already sunk behind the buildings so the lights that switched
on throughout the city looked especially dazzling instead.
“We went to a lot of places today.”
“We spend more time than I had imagined….It should have been smooth if we
went according to our schedule.”
“It’s Gojou-sensei’s fault, isn’t it?”
“Well, yes….”
“Even though he’s really reliable, in the eyes of the other adults, he’s a tough one
to handle.”
“Actually he is truly a dependable person. He has strong abilities and he excels in
various aspects. But on the contrary, he tends to hold other people up to the
same standard, thinking something like “I’m sure you can do such a thing if you
just worked harder.””
“Yeah—teachers tend to be like that.”
“He’s only nice to his students.”
“So you don’t really hate him?”
“Of course I don’t hate him. Even though I don’t really want to say these, he is a
skilled and charismatic individual. Gojou Satoru is idolised by plenty of Jujutsu
sorcerers even though I really don’t want to say these things.”
“You just said the same thing twice.”
In any case, perhaps it was thanks to the atmosphere built up by these two taking
a car ride together, Itadori and Ichiji got along more harmoniously as compared
to when they were at home.
Perhaps when they were in a more relaxed environment, they were able to have a
chat without putting defenses up.
Then, Itadori suddenly said:
“I always feel that you are a super busy person, Ichiji-san.”
“Do I really look that busy?”
Ichiji smiled, somewhat troubled, and replied.
“Because I see that you have to compute a whole bunch of things, prepare
documents, greet others and you’re even the errand boy to Gojou-sensei….”
“You don’t have to add the words errand boy.”
“Sorry. But even though you’re this busy, it looks you’re doing work that has
nothing to do with being a Jujutsu sorcerer.”
“Hahaha, my job is really unremarkable, isn’t it?”
“Hm…honestly, that’s what it is.”
“Actually that’s a good thing. I mean, I’m an amateur when it comes to fighting.”
“But, on the other hand, Gojou-sensei and the rest pushed a lot of work onto
you….”
“Well. You’re right about that.”
Through the mirror, Itadori could see that Ichiji’s eyes became dull for an instant.
Itadori thought that this issue should be something that touched a nerve so he
looked away.
“I mean, even with that said, I still think that this job is pretty good. I mean if it
were the Jujutsu sorcerers who are at the front line, they would easily think that
Jujutsu sorcerers and the Jujutsu technical college are existences that are
separate from the society.”
“Uh huh, that was the kind of thought that I was having earlier today.”
“But in actual fact, as long as we exist in this society, we need to seriously and
properly handle these trivial and unremarkable matters.”
“Yes, I understand that now too.”
Itadori looked at the glow of the streetlights that passed by in a steam and
nodded his head.
As the colour of the night sky descended upon them, the lights that appeared in
the city also increased in number.
This scene was like a starry sky on earth, hundreds and thousands, countless
lights lit up. However, each and every light came from the hands of humans and
the lights spread across the whole of Japan and even the world.
In the end, the Jujutsu technical college was a place that faced the darkness but
they still belonged in the light that was lit by people –Itadori felt it with his own
heart and finally understood this matter.
“Thank you, Ichiji-san.”
“What? Why are you thanking me all of a sudden?”
“Your job really is unremarkable.”
“Well, that is true but no one would say such a thing another time, right?”
“But I feel that all thanks to this unremarkable and tough job, the Jujutsu
sorcerers are not detached from this world entirely. So I feel that I really want to
say thank you to you.”
“….Thank me?”
Ichiji’s voice seemed to have become smaller. Even though it was difficult to see
what his eyes were like under his glasses due to the reflection of the headlights
from oncoming cars, from the expression reflected on the rear-view mirror, it did
not look like it was one that could be considered happy.
Then for a short period of time after that, the only sounds within the car were the
rubbing of the wheels against the tarmac while driving as well as broadcasted
music coming through the car’s speakers.
Only the chorus of the song that was playing right now had been heard countless
times.
The melody of a popular song that was full of rhythm continued as such after the
lyrics have come to an end before it fell to complete silence. At the same time,
the air within the car seemed to change.
This time Ichiji seemed to treat the end of the music as a signal and started to
talk.
“………Um, Itadori, rather than being thanked by you, actually I feel that I need to
apologise to you instead.”
“Huh? Why?”
Itadori blinked his eyes a few times when he heard the topic of the conversation
turn to himself.
If Itadori completely never expected Ichiji to apologise to him, then most likely he
had absolutely no clue right now. Itadori widened his eyes with an innocent look –
he should be completely at a loss.
Ichiji saw how Itadori was acting and frowned then abruptly continued.
“It was me who sent you to your death a while ago.”
“Oh, that incident….”
Itadori could not help but let out a light sound. At the same time, he recalled the
series of battles he had with the special grade spirit.
That was truly a painful experience but he had never resented Ichiji because of
that so he did not have an agitated reaction.
However, Ichiji’s voice sounded ever graver.
“I told all of you that it was just a rescue mission and even told all of you to avoid
fighting. I admit I persisted on just supervising from the side. Even so, that was
expectedly a place that year one students should not be allowed to enter. In the
end, you sacrificed your life.
“Um…but I’m alive and kicking now.”
“But I definitely caused you to die once.”
Ichiji’s voice was shaking.
Itadori had intended to gloss over the matter with a light smile but after hearing
the other say as such, he went silent again.
Currently, Itadori had experienced someone close to him die. He had also
experienced his own death.
But he was still unable to figure out how much agony could be caused by
“someone dying because of me”.
However, Ichiji’s feelings of remorse grief tightly clung onto Itadori’s heart.
“Even though I said earlier that I feel that this job is pretty good…in the end, I am
a Jujutsu sorcerer who is unable to fight. The only job that an adult like me can do
is to send students who are younger than I am to carry out dangerous missions.
Even if you died and resurrected, the one who sent you to the battlefield…is still
me.”
The sound of Ichiji swallowing his saliva was mixed with the sounds of the car
engine.
“So as an adult, at the very least, while all of you are fighting, I will try everything I
can to provide the perfect support. I will work even harder from now on.”
“……Ichiji-san.”
Perhaps he was apologising or perhaps he was disputing with himself.
Perhaps today, Ichiji’s action of letting Itadori see what he was like while doing
his job was a part of his atonement and he wanted to use this to prove his
resolution.
“I will do my job properly.”
His trembling voice reverberated. It felt like he was deeply apologetic. It also felt
like he was close to collapsing.
Ichiji’s voice did not let people feel secure like Gojou’s did, it was also not as
awe-inspiring like the principals. But from there, one could continuously feel that
he was more distressed and sincere than anyone else.
Ichji, who was unable to battle, would surely not say “I will not let you die another
time”.
Even so, he still had to send Itadori to carry out his missions.
For an adult, this was an excruciating decision—even though Itadori was not able
to understand.
But what Itadori understood was that to Ichiji, these were sincere words from the
bottom of his heart and also the words he wanted to say the most.
So he accepted Ichiji’s apology and held it close to his heart then he smiled.
“I still have to thank you after all, Ichiji-san.”
Itadori muttered, looking at his own face that was reflected in the window glass.”
“I might do many kinds of shocking things from now on and I’ll make you
worry…but this is still a decision I made on my own so I can’t back down
anymore.”
“Yes, your personality is like that.
“So Ichiji-san, after this, I’m going to get so strong that you don’t have to worry
anymore. Also, if I encounter something that I don’t know or don’t understand or
something that can’t be resolved through fighting, you have to help me out,
okay?”
“……Alright.”
Ichiji’s hands that were holding the steering wheel trembled slightly.
Even though Itadori saw it clearly, he felt that adults also have a side that they did
not want children to see and right now Ichiji was one of those adults so he
decided to pretend that he did not see anything.
Because of that, Itadori used a lighthearted tone and changed the topic.
“Ichiji-san, are we going back home after this?”
“Yeah…but I’m getting hungry and since you even made the effort to disguise
yourself, let’s eat outside before we go back.”
“Can we?”
“You managed to have the rare chance to get out, wouldn’t it be too boring to
only let you observe me working?”
“Hahaha, sweet, you’re a reasonable person, Ichiji-san.”
“Itadori, is there anything you would like to eat?”
“Meat!”
“That’s easy to understand, excellent. Which do you prefer, steak or Yakiniku?”
“It’s hard to choose between the two…wait, let me consider for twenty minutes.”
“Isn’t that too long?”
“Hehehe”, the sound of laughter rang out in the car.
The taillights of the car flashed through the roads at night as though to sweep
away the tears.
“Mom!”
Kairi did not think about anything else.
As though he dashed froward just solely on reflex.
He was not intending to run – his two legs took him straight towards his house.
And as he ran, he shouted “Mom”.
“Issssssssssssssssittttttttttttttalrightttttttttttttnowwwwwwwwwww?”
The demon that originally had its eyes on the woman returned its gaze to Kairi.
To any normal person, the pressure that came from being faced with a curse was
the same as a nightmare.
Even so, Kairi did not stop moving.
Rather than facing the demon seriously, he was more afraid of losing the person
he called his mother.
He steadied his steps and sped up, as though he was going to trample a hole into
the ground.
As though he intended to blow away the darkness that was nearby, he dashed on
the road towards home.
Then–
“Issssssssssssssssittttttttttttttalrightttttttttttttnowwwwwwwwwww?”
“Yeah—I think it’s alright now.”
Then a figure as fast as the wind overtook Kairi.
A right arm that was filled with cursed energy was raised up high.
This time he would not leisurely dodge the enemy’s attack before striking.
He had to defeat the enemy in the shortest amount of time with the fastest
speed. Itadori pushed against the tarmac ground.
And leapt into the air under the moon light.
“—Divergent fist.”
With a fist that had a shocking amount of power, he hit the demon’s face heavily.
Even though the demon swung its arms that are as big as round logs in an arc, it
did not make it in time to block Itadori’s attack.
“Al—–right.”
The cursed energy pierced through the demon’s body.
That ginormous body was really unexpected. The demon’s body actually got
bounced by the impact and like a deflated balloon, it just grew smaller and
smaller as it flew.
The punch from the Jujutsu sorcerer cleared the cursed wall that had blocked the
road.
The nightmarish night had reached its end.
On the road that was unblocked, the mother and son were finally reunited once
more.
“Mo….! Mom, mom……!”
“Kairi….sorry, you must have been very lonely by yourself….!”
Kairi kept shouting “Mom”, as though he was hurriedly trying to make up for the
emptiness he felt during this period of time.
Perhaps they will not be able to close up this gap in such a short time.
But at the very least, Kairi should not be hiding in the park to pass the time away.
*
“Itadori, thank you very much.”
“You’re welcome. You have to get along with your dad as well.”
A few minutes after the fight ended, or perhaps it had been much longer than
that.
The three of them finished talking at the side of the road then Kairi bowed several
times to thank Itadori before heading back home.
This time he was not alone, his mother was with him.
Itadori watched the two, feeling some bitterness within his heart as well as the
urge to cry…. however, on the surface, he just watched the two people he
managed to save leave.
After the figures of the mother and son were completely gone, he happened to
look at the road and this time he noticed a being about the size of a beach ball
had fallen on the road.
“This thing….”
Itadori increased his cautiousness but dismissed it as quickly.
This demon was already close to death and it looked at Itadori with its eyeless
face.
The lips that have been sealed shut tore open bit by bit.
“Kairi has gone home.”
When Itadori said that, the demon’s shoulders shook a bit.
After that, the face that only had mouths showed a grin with a “hee” and then
disappeared.
This road did not have the remnants of the commotion caused by a battle, nor did
it have a mother and son that left the world without intending to and there were
no demons. It was truly enveloped in the tranquil silence of the night.
“…Could that demon actually be Kairi’s granny?”
Yet, there was no evidence to really prove that.
But it that really was the case, Itadori could only believe that Kairi’s grandmother
was seriously tough.
And believe that the grandmother protected and worried about Kairi more than
he thought.
“Looks like I shouldn’t let Gramps worry too much about me either.”
It was Itadori himself who decided on the reason to join the fight.
However, he did not forget the words that his grandfather left behind for him on
his death bed.
His own two hands were sure to be able to save more people, he did not have the
free time to stay where he was.
Once he thought to this point, Itadori naturally started to walk down this road at
night.
“Right, not just Gramps.”
When he thought back to the day when he himself died.
Who knew how Fushiguro felt at that time.
Kugisaki was probably upset too.
“—I have to go back as well.”
He had to show up full of vim and vigour.
And then with a cheerful smile say, see, there’s nothing to worry about.
He had to become stronger and reach this pair of hands to an even further place.
At the same time Itadori made this decision, he also stepped on the road back
home.
Itadori walked for a long time and finally the stroll reached its end.