Hitchcock Script
Hitchcock Script
Hitchcock Script
MAKING OF PSYCHO
by
John J. McLaughlin
ED GEIN
You can't leave us, Henry. She needs both
of us--
HENRY GEIN
Can you stop being a momma's boy for one
second?
CLANG. Henry is hit by the shovel in the back of the head and
goes down.
Ed steps slowly forward and puts down the shovel. The look on
his face isn’t anger. It’s BLANK. He pulls at the flaps of
his Elmer Fudd hat... then calmly walks away.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Good evening.
CUT TO:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Mere Technicolor baubles.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
As Hitch opens his brolly and the RAIN starts to bucket down
we --
CUT TO :
LEW WASSERMAN
This thing is going to be gigantic. I
wish I had twenty percent of the take.
REPORTER ONE
Does tonight's incredible reaction
surprise you, Mr. Hitchcock?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
No, when I was planning North by
Northwest I could already hear the
screams and laughter.
(then, to a BEAUTIFUL
BLONDE FAN)
Any questions, my dear?
The blonde fan, holding out her autograph book, shakes her
head ‘no’ and giggles.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
REPORTER TWO
Mr. Hitchcock, you’ve directed forty-six
motion pictures. You host a hit TV show
seen around the world. You’re the most
famous director in the history of the
medium... but you're sixty years old.
Shouldn’t you just quit while you’re
ahead?
HOLDING ON HITCHCOCK
HITCHCOCK
IN THE MIRROR
BEDROOM - CONTINUOUS
Alma pauses when she hears the small splashes. Neither upset
nor amused she continues about her business, taking a skirt
from the drawer.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALMA
Muhammad had the eyes of peeping Toms
gouged out with arrows.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Talking of arrows, did you read Mr.
Weiler's review in the New York Times?
Apparently, he found “the climax” to be --
and I quote -- “overdrawn.”
ALMA
I doubt whether Mr. Weiler has had a
climax in years.
Alma steps into her skirt as Hitch opens the London Times.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
And how about this little grenade?
(reading)
North by Northwest reminds us of
Hitchcock's earlier, more youthfully
inventive spy thrillers."
(beat)
And just to drive the nail into the
coffin, there's a handy accompanying
guide to the new masters of suspense.
ALMA
Don’t be maudlin, you know how much it
aggravates me.
Alma comes in, takes the newspapers from him and puts them on
the side.
ALMA (CONT’D)
Stop reading them. You’ve been reading
them for a week now.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: (2)
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Tell me, dear. Am I really too old?
ALMA
Yes. A true relic. And lest we forget, a
notably corpulent one.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
You always know precisely where to plunge
the dagger, don't you?
ALMA
Right between the shoulder blades. I
learned it from your pictures.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Where are you off to?
ALMA
I'm seeing Whit for brunch after I drop
you off at the studio. Why don't you join
us?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
We've just established that I'm too
corpulent to be seen in broad daylight.
ALMA
You'll feel better as soon as you find a
project. Hasn’t Peggy unearthed any
decent books yet?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Sleeping pills with dust jackets.
ALMA
Well?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Very presentable.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: (3)
ON ALMA
ALMA
Hurry up, darling. You're pruning.
The FAMOUS MOUNTAIN TOP icon looms large. TWO GUARDS snap-to
for the arrival of Hollywood royalty.
FIRST GUARD
Mr. Hitchcock. Mrs. Hitchcock.
ALMA
There's a story out there waiting for you
somewhere, Hitch. I promise.
ALMA (CONT’D)
Don’t forget your lunch.
Alma hands him a compact Fortnum & Mason basket and pats him
on his girth. He opens it to discover CELERY AND CARROT
STICKS wrapped in Saran.
OMITTED
INT. HITCHCOCK'S OFFICE, PARAMOUNT - DAY
PEGGY
Fox is offering you The Diary of Anne
Frank for the third time.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
The audience would spend the entire
picture waiting for Miss Frank to
discover the corpse I'd hidden in the
attic. Wouldn’t you agree, Silvio?
SILVIO
Si.
PEGGY
MGM wants you for the Ian Fleming book,
Casino Royale, with Cary Grant.
Definitely your style.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
(again, turning to Silvio)
Doesn’t she know I just made that movie?
It's called North by Northwest. And
“style” is merely self-plagiarism.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
PEGGY
I’ll see what I can find.
Hitch motions for the barber to hold up the mirror. The image
of his face overflows the small frame. Repulsed, he leans
back his head and makes a hand motion for Silvio to SLIT HIS
THROAT.
WHITFIELD COOK
... Thank God I had a pocketful of
pretzels. I was hiding in that props
cupboard all night.
(then)
That’ll teach me to use a bedroom set
instead of the real thing.
ALMA
Serves you right.
ALMA (CONT’D)
Hitch always said your private life was
in danger of being more entertaining than
any of your plots.
WHITFIELD COOK
I can’t believe he let me have you all to
myself for a whole afternoon. Especially
looking this beautiful.
ALMA
All this relentless sycophancy is giving
me indigestion.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALMA (CONT'D)
(a smile)
What are you after?
ALMA (CONT’D)
And how is your wife?
WHITFIELD COOK
Elizabeth?
(his eyes return to Alma)
Over the moon since I promised her the
dedication in my new novel. So what are
you working on these days?
ALMA
Hitch is going out of his mind looking
for his next project. You know how
unbearable he is when he doesn't have
something lined up.
WHITFIELD COOK
Almost as unbearable as when he does.
ALMA
(laughing)
Almost.
WHITFIELD COOK
I meant you. What are you working on?
ALMA
I'm satisfied spending time in my garden.
WHITFIELD COOK
That is one lucky garden.
Whit brings out a set of galleys and slides them across the
tablecloth to her.
She looks down and reads the cover page. “Taxi to Dubrovnik.
By Whitfield Cook.”
ALMA
Ah. All is finally revealed.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: (2)
WHITFIELD COOK
The most fun I ever had was working with
you.
ALMA
I suppose I could give it a look.
Hitch turns back with a sigh towards his desk, covered with
discarded newspaper clippings and boring story proposals.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Anything. Anything at all?
PEGGY
Nothing suitable. Is that water or do I
need to call Alma?
He drains it playfully.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Gin. Mother’s ruin.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
PEGGY
It sounds ghastly. Everyone in town’s
already passed.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
And who is everyone?
PEGGY
The story department finished the
coverage this morning.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Is this the one based on Ed Gein, the
serial killer?
PEGGY
You're kidding.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Peggy. This is the boy who dug up his own
mother.
ON HITCH
ALMA
Hungry?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Famished.
ALMA (O.S.)
If you're good, maybe you can have a
grapefruit later.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALMA (CONT’D)
Whit gave me the galleys of his new book
yesterday at lunch. I’ve already got some
ideas on how you could adapt it.
ALMA (CONT'D)
It’s elegant, sophisticated, full of
intrigue --
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
The book or Mr. Whitfield Cook?
ALMA
This might be the one, Alfred.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Leave it on the night stand.
ALMA
There are calories in that, you know.
But Hitch ignores her and turns to look out the window, his
imagination starting to turn...
ED GEIN
Aren’t you cold, ma?
He comes over and spreads the extra blanket over her. Still
wearing his jacket, he takes off his shoes, gets into bed and
crawls up next to her.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ED GEIN (CONT’D)
Don’t be afraid, ma... I’m here...
As he puts his arm around her and pulls her close, we reveal
his mother’s ghoulishly embalmed face.
ALMA
Oh God.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Read the bit in the motel bathroom.
ALMA
Now?
ALMA (CONT’D)
”Mary started to scream, and then the
curtains parted further and a hand
appeared, holding a butcher's knife. It
was the knife that, a moment later, cut
off her scream... and her head.”
(handing him back the book)
Charming. Doris Day should do it as a
musical.
ALMA (CONT’D)
This is nothing but low-budget horror
movie claptrap.
She turns off the light again and goes back to bed. A deep
voice sounds from the darkness...
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
But what if someone really good made a
horror movie?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Just think of the shock value. Killing
off your leading lady halfway through.
ALMA
Actually, I think it’s a huge mistake.
ALMA (CONT'D)
You shouldn’t wait till halfway
through... Kill her off after 30 minutes.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Peggy, I want you to summon your
minions...
PEGGY
Minions. Certainly. And who might they
be...?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Get them started buying copies of
“Psycho.”
PEGGY
How many do you need?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
All of them. I want every copy,
nationwide.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
PEGGY
All that celery’s affecting your brain.
PEGGY (CONT’D)
Are you sure about this? This is so
unlike you.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
That’s exactly the point, my dear.
HITCHCOCK
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
HITCHCOCK
That is my intention, madam. Yes.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I only wish he looked more like William
Holden and less like Elmer Fudd.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I was hoping everyone would. I mean life
is deeply offensive and disgusting, isn’t
it?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: (2)
PEGGY
... How she deals with a demanding boss
when she’s trying to relax on her
weekends off?
LEW WASSERMAN
(re: the faces of the
gossip columnists)
I told you, Hitch. This thing’s strictly
for the drive-in crowd.
WHITFIELD COOK
Now, if this were a Hitchcock picture
what would two characters like us,
married to other people, be saying?
ALMA
You don’t have to pretend you’re not
upset he hasn’t read it yet, you know.
WHITFIELD COOK
I’m a big boy. I can take it.
ALMA
Well, I loved it. What terrific fun it
must have been to research.
WHITFIELD COOK
Certainly more fun than reading those
reviews.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I wonder how that could have happened.
Hitch returns to see the other GUESTS are now passing around
the GEIN PHOTOS. They look utterly confused and horrified...
a couple of them are even gathering their coats.
LEW WASSERMAN
I’ve seen happier faces on a school bus
going over a cliff.
PEGGY
I told you it would be too much.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
But they can’t stop looking, can they?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Audiences want to be shocked, Barney.
They want something different. And this
is it.
BARNEY BALABAN
The truth is, Hitch, every time you want
to do something “different” like The
Wrong Man or Vertigo, someone loses
money.
LEW WASSERMAN
So we should stop trying to give them
something new?
BARNEY BALABAN
You owe Paramount one last picture,
Hitch. Can't you do something like North
by Northwest but for us this time instead
of for MGM?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
(imperiously)
“Psycho.”
BARNEY BALABAN
No one respects the name Hitchcock more
than Paramount. But even a talented man
sometimes backs the wrong horse.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Are you telling me “no?”
BARNEY BALABAN
I think you know me better than that,
Hitch. I would never say “no” to you.
Hitch and Lew walk down the stairs and through the leafy
courtyard past Hitch’s office.
LEW WASSERMAN
What a putz. You know what his family did
before they built those movie palaces?
Ran a grocery store.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
My father ran a grocery store.
LEW WASSERMAN
Exactly. That's what I'm saying. He
should show some respect.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
They think I’ve lost my touch, Lew.
My association with television has
cheapened me.
LEW WASSERMAN
Are you referring to that deal I got you
where Bristol-Meyers pays you twenty-nine
grand an episode and you own the
negative? That’s my kind of cheap.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
They just want the same thing over and
over. They’ve put me in a coffin and now
they’re nailing down the lid.
LEW WASSERMAN
Hitch, I will never let that happen.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Eight hundred thousand... Give or take.
LEW WASSERMAN
I have whisky in the car.
ALMA
You’re back early.
ALMA (CONT’D)
I'm disappointed you didn't give Whit’s
book a chance.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
What about him?
ALMA
He knows you well enough.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Enjoy the pool now. We might not have it
for that much longer.
ALMA
Why?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Paramount refuses to finance the movie.
Imagine -- The studio that brought you
Martin and Lewis and The Greatest Show On
Earth considers Psycho distasteful.
ALMA
Why not wait?
He doesn’t reply. She knows him well enough too and doesn’t
question him further.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
We’re going to have to go it alone, old
girl.
(beat)
We’ll finance the movie ourselves.
ALMA
Are we going to have to sell the entire
house or just the pool?
She looks at Hitch but he’s not joking. She turns to survey
their beloved home and gardens.
A long pause.
ALMA (CONT’D)
Tell me and I won’t ever ask again. Why
this one, Hitch? It’s not just because so
many people are telling you 'no,' is it?
Pause.
ALMA (CONT’D)
Hitch?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Remember the fun we had when we started
out and there was so little money and
time? We took risks, we experimented. We
invented new ways of making pictures
because we had to.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: (2)
He turns to look into her eyes for the first time. A glimpse
of the real Hitchcock. Someone even his wife doesn’t see that
often...
LEW WASSERMAN
We finance it. Independently. Paramount
only distributes it...in exchange for 40
percent of the profits.
BARNEY BALABAN
Interesting. But tell us, what exactly is
Paramount distributing? Is this still a
picture about a queer killing people in
his mother’s dress?
LEW WASSERMAN
What this picture is about is the
reputation of Alfred Hitchcock.
BARNEY BALABAN
No-one’s arguing that.
LEW WASSERMAN
Barney, it’s very simple. This is Mr.
Hitchcock’s next film. Are you in or are
you out?
A long silence.
BARNEY BALABAN
Well, obviously you have a lot of passion
for this project. Let me talk it over
with a few people internally and I’ll get
back to you.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
LEW WASSERMAN
No. Now.
BARNEY BALABAN
Fine. We’ll take that deal. If you can
get the money...
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
We’ve already got it, Barney.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
If this picture fails, Alma, we’ll be in
for a long, humiliating bout of crow-
eating.
ALMA
The movie will be splendid.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Are you sure?
ALMA
Of the movie? Not in the least. But of
you? Unquestionably.
PUDGY FINGERS part the slats of the blind. Hitch stares out
hoping for some human moment to spy on. He’s restless...
JOSEPH STEFANO
Joe Stefano. Good to meet you.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
PEGGY
I thought only director’s assistants
needed psychiatrists, not writers.
Stefano laughs off the barb and takes a seat as Peggy slips
out.
The two men stare at each other but Stefano’s not remotely
intimidated.
JOSEPH STEFANO
Do you see a shrink, Mr. Hitchcock?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
No.
JOSEPH STEFANO
The usual: sex. Rage. My mother.
ACCOUNTANT
There's still the federal income tax
payments... the property taxes... Not to
mention the absence of any salary while
he’s actually making the film...
ALMA
Stop waffling, Donald. Give it to me
straight.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ACCOUNTANT
Hitch wasn’t exaggerating. If the film’s
a flop, you’re going to have to sell the
house.
ALMA
Where do you suggest we cut?
ACCOUNTANT
Anywhere you can.
Hitch enters, holding out some typed pages. Alma covers her
worry. He puts the pages on the table next to her.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I got Joe Stefano to write out the first
few scenes. Why don’t you take a look?
ALMA
We’re about to have dinner. You don’t
need anything else.
He shuts the door. Leans against the fridge door. Hitch waits
but she gives nothing away...until she off-handedly places
the pages on the table...
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Well?
ALMA
Hire him.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
BY JOSEPH STEFANO.
Alma follows him out and makes a final adjustment to his tie.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
The only thing worse than a visit to the
dentist is one to the censor.
ALMA
Whatever you do, Alfred, don’t lose your
temper.
GEOFFREY SHURLOCK
The Code will absolutely not permit you
to show a knife penetrating a woman’s
flesh.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I assure you, Geoffrey, my murders, are
always models of taste and discretion.
GEOFFREY SHURLOCK
Is there any improper suggestion of
nudity in this murder scene in the
shower?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
She won’t be nude. She’ll be wearing a
shower cap.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
GEOFFREY SHURLOCK
We might accept a shot from outside the
bathroom window with Marion in silhouette
above the shoulders -- provided the glass
is frosted.
G EOFFREY SHURLOCK
Then -- this scene with the toilet.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
It’s completely necessary. Marion flushes
evidence later found by her sister. It’s
a clue to the girl’s disappearance.
GEOFFREY SHURLOCK
No American movie has ever found it
“necessary” to show a toilet, let alone
to flush it.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Perhaps we ought to shoot the film in
France and use a bidet instead?
GEOFFREY SHURLOCK
Mr. Hitchcock, if this office denies you
a seal, and we're certainly heading in
that direction, your movie will not be
released in a single theater in this
country. Will you be making jokes then?
ON HITCH
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Everyone in Hollywood resents me. I make
them millions... and yet every year I sit
at those dreadful award show dinners,
waiting for them to say, just once,
“You're good.”
ANALYST’S VOICE
That must hurt.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Deeply.
ANALYST’S VOICE
Take your time.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
It’s just that, more and more lately,
I’ve been having these... impulses.
ANALYST’S VOICE
What kind of impulses?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Strong ones.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
DISSOLVES TO :
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Send them all back to Glendale.
PEGGY
The Lazar Office tells me he’s crazy to
work with you.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Well, tell “Swifty” he shouldn’t have
overexposed his client on television.
ALMA
Unlike certain people we could mention.
Hitch ignores the barb. Undeterred, Alma pushes her ace card:
a photo of ANTHONY PERKINS, radiating offbeat sensitivity and
teen idol looks.
ALMA (CONT’D)
Think of the duality he could bring to
Norman. The rage lurking behind that
little-boy-lost grin. The winsome charm
he uses to keep from being found out.
PEGGY
Why, Alma, you’re not suggesting that Mr.
Perkins is -- ?
She raises her pinky finger just slightly. Alma nods without
judgement.
ON HITCHCOCK
Pondering...
ANTHONY PERKINS
I can’t count how many times I’ve seen
Strangers On a Train and Rope.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Well, Norman is the logical extension of
the boys in those movies. Appealing,
sensitive, suffering the terrible burden
of being forced to pretend to be
something he is not.
ANTHONY PERKINS
My only worry is that playing Norman
might cut too close to home.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
How so?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ANTHONY PERKINS
I was incredibly close to my mother. So
close I remember wishing my father would
drop dead. And then when I was five, he
did just that...He keeled over from a
heart attack.
(laughing nervously)
You see I’ve been guilty my whole life,
Mr. Hitchcock.
Hitch is enthralled.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Try to remember this is all just make
believe.
ANTHONY PERKINS
Not to be prudish, but how far do you
plan to push Norman’s relationship with
his mother?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Further than you can possibly imagine.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I’m getting blisters just looking at you.
ALMA
Stop grumbling. A bit of fresh air and
exercise is exactly what you need.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
If I could get Grace Kelly to play the
girl, they’d let me get away with
anything.
ALMA
Well you can’t. She's a princess now
which makes her permanently unattainable.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
And all the more desirable.
ALMA
Lew suggested Deborah Kerr.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Too... Scottish.
ALMA
What about Janet Leigh? She’s always the
‘good girl’ but she did awfully well in
Touch of Evil. Lew mentioned her name. Do
you remember how you always remarked on
her figure at the Wassermans' parties?
Hitch stands to greet her, his eyes follow her across the
room in some private rapture..
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Of course the real secret of Mrs.
Simpson’s appeal to the Duke of Windsor
was that she could make a toothpick feel
like a cigar.
JANET LEIGH
You know, I’ve been so immersed in
preparing to play Marion I'd almost
forgotten how to laugh.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Now, you must try the banana shortcake.
JANET LEIGH
Nothing for me, thank you. I’m watching
my figure.
ALMA
You’re not the only one.
(to the waiter)
We’re fine, thank you.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Bring her the banana shortcake, George.
In fact make it two large portions.
Janet hesitates.
JANET LEIGH
I’ve written a complete history for
her...It seems silly, but it helps me.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: (2)
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
It doesn’t sound silly at all. Tell me
one of her deepest secrets.
JANET LEIGH
She leads a double life. For instance,
when she works at the Lowery office, she
wears Tweed perfume. But, when she and
Sam are together, she recklessly breaks
out her one expensive bottle -- “My Sin”
by Lanvin.
ALMA
You and the Shurlock Office.
JANET LEIGH
It’s just... I mean even if you shoot me
from here --
(she indicates a spot just
above her bosom)
-- well it’s not as if my figure is
boyish.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Allow me to put your mind at rest.
Hitch pulls out his folio case and shows Janet the
storyboards (which we don’t see).
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: (3)
ALMA
If you’ll excuse me.
ALMA
Oh, come off it, old girl.
ALMA
Hello Lillian.
She’s had a drink too many but the throwaway comment still
hits Alma hard.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALMA
Don't upset yourself, darling. It's only
a bloody movie.
Like in a Douglas Sirk movie. The same roses that are the
‘color’ of Janet Leigh. Alma hovers with her secateurs for a
moment and then starts SNIPPING off their heads with a
Caligula-like lack of mercy.
ALMA
I’ve made a list of places where we can
tighten our belt.
ALMA (CONT’D)
It wouldn’t hurt for us all to learn the
art of self restraint.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
The gardeners only once a week and
weekends off for the driver? No.
Absolutely not. We’ll find other places
to cut.
ALMA
There aren’t any other places. And
furthermore, they’ll be no more shipments
from Maxim’s either. We can’t afford it.
ALMA (CONT’D)
The foie gras at Chasen’s is more than
adequate.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
But those geese are from Barstow not
Marseilles.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALMA
We all have to make our little sacrifices
for the greater good, don’t we, Alfred?
ED GEIN
Stay here. I’m going to get the knives.
DEAD WOMAN
Help me.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Ed! Ed!
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Ed... Ed...?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALMA
Oh, shut up. Just get the first take
under your belt you'll be fine.
PEGGY
I still can’t believe you cast Vera Miles
as the sister.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I’ve still got her under contract. I may
as well get something out of it.
PEGGY
Rather a thankless role, don't you think?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
For an utterly thankless girl.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
PEGGY
Shurlock’s office called again. They want
to know when you’ll be making the changes
to the script.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
The more we frustrate them the more their
interest will wane.
IN THE DARKNESS
HITCH
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
VERA MILES
Break it to me gently. Am I playing a
lesbian librarian?
RITA RIGGS
(re: the fabric)
He chose it himself and had it imported
from Paris.
VERA MILES
If I wear that, I’m going to look like
George Washington.
RITA RIGGS
Wait until you see the undergarments he
picked out for you.
VERA MILES
I just have to keep telling myself, one
more picture and I'm free as a bird.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Are you decent my dear?
JANET LEIGH
Am I alright?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Perfect.
ANTHONY PERKINS
I want to thank you again for this
opportunity, Mr. Hitchcock.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
It's just “Hitch”, Tony. Hold the cock.
JANET LEIGH
And we're about to move to a whole new
neighborhood.
VERA MILES
Morning Janet. Morning Tony.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
(already moving past her)
That’s hand-woven imported camel hair
from Rodier. Don’t you approve?
VERA MILES
You’re the genius.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: (2)
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Everyone's is. Until Alma finishes the
revisions. Now hurry along, Vera. You're
just in time for the oath.
VERA MILES
The what?
He takes Janet by the hand, placing her right next to him and
officiously raises his right hand. The cast and crew duly
follow suit, all except for Vera.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I solemnly promise...
CREW
I solemnly promise...
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
(ignoring Vera’s sarcasm)
That I will not divulge the plot nor the
many secrets of Psycho...
CREW
That I will not divulge the plot nor the
many secrets of Psycho...
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
To friends, relatives, trade reporters or
columnists -- not even to outgoing
President Dwight D. Eisenhower, God bless
him.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
She pauses, takes off her glasses and pushes aside her
corrections, suddenly fed up with the all the work.
She drives the length of the pool, her arms slashing through
the water with increasing speed, her feet kicking out with
rising intensity... harder and harder... faster and faster...
Hitch guides Janet and Tony across the sound stage to the set
of Norman’s parlor.
ANTHONY PERKINS
Now, Hitch, explain to me why I’m
watching Marion undress?
JANET LEIGH
I feel like I should take offense at
that.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I don’t know...Perhaps as a boy, Norman
secretly watched his mother preparing for
her nightly bath.
JANET LEIGH
Maybe there was a transom over the
bathroom door?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Yes -- one he could access with a chair
so long as he was stealthy.
JANET LEIGH
Well, a boy’s first glimpse of a naked
woman is usually his mother.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ANTHONY PERKINS
So...I'm reliving the past, repeating a
ritual with Marion?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
You’re the actor. You figure it out.
JANET LEIGH
Hitch, I have a question. Why is the hole
much larger on this side?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
All the better to see you at the greatest
possible angle my dear...
Janet simply steps up and presses her face to the hole. Hitch
studies her profile, quietly thrilled at her curiosity. Tony
hangs back, watching Hitch watching her...
JANET LEIGH
Wow. You really do your research, don't
you?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
It’s just my Jesuit work ethic.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
... and if I’m not working then I’m
nothing. I’m not even a person. I’m just
a collection of molecules. A useless
cylinder of ugly flesh.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
My mother? Yes.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
To her, movie people were akin to thieves
and prostitutes.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
You’re a fine one to talk.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
You will be wearing a white bra like this
for the opening scene on the bed. And
then after you’ve stolen the money...
JANET LEIGH
I switch to one of these.
RITA RIGGS
Are you sure you don’t want to look at
something a little more elegant?
HITCHCOCK
(sharp)
No. They have to look like they were
bought at Sears and Roebuck. I want every
woman in the audience to look up at Janet
having sex with John Gavin and think,
‘that could be me’.
JANET
This is the brand I wear.
HITCHCOCK
We’re ready for a fitting.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
We go under the blinds and match dissolve
into the room itself...
INT. SOUNDSTAGE, BEDROOM SET - LATER
...the camera moves to Janet and John making out on the bed.
It’s serious stuff.
ON HITCH
PEGGY
Good luck getting this one past the
censor.
Alma collects the script pages off the front seat and walks
into the production office just missing Whit as he strolls
back towards the writers building with a couple of pretty
SECRETARIES.
WHITFIELD COOK
You girls go on ahead.
PEGGY
If you ask me, the credits should read
“Screenplay by Joseph Stefano and Alma
Reville.”
ALMA
The people who matter know. That’s all
that counts.
PEGGY
I’d hate to see Shurlock’s face when he
reads this.
PEGGY (CONT’D)
Alma, you always know the answer. Is this
really going to work?
WHITFIELD COOK
Hello, stranger.
ALMA
Whit.
WHITFIELD COOK
Where have you been hiding yourself?
ALMA
I’ve been doing the revisions on...
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
WHITFIELD COOK
Psycho.
(then)
And how is the old boy?
ALMA
In a state of unbridled ecstacy now that
he’s back on the set.
WHITFIELD COOK
And you? How are you?
ALMA
Not bad. I’ve got eight hundred words to
do for Reader’s Digest on what it’s like
to be married to a man obsessed by
murder.
WHITFIELD COOK
I’ve got a better idea.
He steps closer.
Hitch looks out at Whit and Alma through the window, just
like he did with the other couple earlier. Except this little
interaction is far from dull.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I’ll be right there.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
- and puts the grocery bags down on the counter. She listens.
The house is eerily quiet, until, from behind --
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Was there a line at the market?
Alma looks up, but doesn’t turn round, well used to Hitch’s
cryptic ways.
ALMA
No. Actually, I'm back sooner than I
expected.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Would you like a cocktail?
ALMA
No.
(he starts to head off)
And you shouldn't either.
ALMA (CONT’D)
Those haven’t been washed yet.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
(chewing)
I don’t care.
(then)
I was filming all day with John Gavin --
a good-looking chap but, really, plywood
is more expressive. His love scene with
Janet may be most horrifying thing in the
picture.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALMA
You should tell Whit that. He'd be
flattered.
Hitch arranges his pillows and settles into bed while Alma
finishes getting ready.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Maybe I was too dismissive about your
friend Whitfield’s book. Perhaps he and
Elizabeth could come over this weekend
and he can walk me through it.
ALMA
I'll see how my day shapes up.
She turns onto her side away from him. Pulls the blankets
around her, her eyes still WIDE OPEN.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
... You think they can’t tell... but they
can. They know. It’s all closing in on
you. The noose is tightening...
Peggy and other CREW time and mark the takes. ELECTRICIANS
AND GAFFERS turn mounted lamps that rake across Janet’s
worried face like car headlights.
VERA MILES
Have you talked to him much about your
personal life?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
JANET LEIGH
Not really...
VERA MILES
I’d keep it that way if I were you.
(Off Janet’s look)
He starts by choosing your hairstyle and
clothes and then he wants to choose your
friends and decide how many children you
should have.
JANET LEIGH
Compared to Orson Welles, he’s a
sweetheart.
VERA MILES
(whispers)
See? He's always watching.
ON THE TV
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
What’s the hold up?
PEGGY
It’s still engaged.
VERA MILES
Hitch, I’m stuck on Lila’s first scene. I
don’t know how strongly I should confront
Sam and the detective and I --
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
(acidly)
Fake it.
He turns his back on her and dials. The ENGAGED TONE blares
in his ear. His eyes narrow at some crew members fussing with
bits of LIGHT and SOUND EQUIPMENT.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
It's different when their pay is coming
out of your own pocket.
ALMA
What would I do without you?
WHITFIELD COOK
Till then, bye.
She hangs up, toying with her earring, feeling better already
when the PHONE rings again very quickly. She picks up without
even thinking --
ALMA
(laughing)
What did you forget now?
A PR FLACK appears --
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
PR FLACK
Mr. Hitchcock, every press outlet is
driving us crazy for photos --
Hitch brushes past him to find another route but more grips
are moving a ladder. He turns, kicks a platter of healthy
snacks out of the way, only for an ARCLIGHT to swivel in his
face and blind him.
PEGGY
Are you okay? You’ve gone very pale.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Stop trailing me like a puppy dog and get
me something long, cool and wet.
PEGGY
It's not even three.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Give me the key!
BARNEY BALABAN
Hello, Hitch. How’s the picture? I’m
hearing interesting things...
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
It’s a wonder you can hear anything over
the noise coming from the Shurlock
office.
BARNEY BALABAN
I shouldn’t be in a position of just
hearing things, Hitch. It’s time you
showed me some footage.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Why?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
BARNEY BALABAN
To see if you’re making a picture
Paramount can actually release.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
As you well know, Barney, my contract
guarantees me final cut.
BARNEY BALABAN
Your contract also says Paramount isn't
required to distribute any film that
could cause us embarrassment.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Unlike the last five Martin and Lewis
pictures you’re all so proud of.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Connect me to Maxim’s of Paris.
He takes the key and opens the liquor cabinet ignoring the
INSISTENT KNOCKING at the door --
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
WHITFIELD COOK
Those steaks haven’t changed at all, have
they?
ALMA
It's so nice not to have to take care of
someone, even if it's just for an hour or
two.
ALMA (CONT’D)
Whit, where are we going? You still
haven’t told me.
WHITFIELD COOK
I have a little surprise.
ALMA
A surprise. How fun.
JANET LEIGH
What happened to your driver?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I’ve been asking myself the same thing.
She smiles.
JANET LEIGH
I can give you a ride if you want.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Did you know Adolf Hitler sketched the
design for this car on Ferdinand
Porsche's cocktail napkin in a Berlin
beer garden?
JANET LEIGH
I didn’t.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
It’s only now that I truly appreciate
just how diabolical Herr Hitler was.
JANET LEIGH
Help yourself.
(letting him in on it)
I pinched them from Tony’s dressing room.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
So this is what they eat at the drive-
ins...
He takes the whole bag and sets to work, popping them in one
after the other.
JANET LEIGH
I thought you only ate Fauchon chocolate.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Needs must when the devil drives, my
dear.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
nesting in the sand. Alma and Whit sit out watching the surf.
The water laps over their toes.
ALMA
I don’t mind that he uses his obsession
to fuel his art. I just don’t like it
when he uses it against me.
WHITFIELD COOK
He's like any great artist. Impossible to
live with but worth the effort.
(he throws a rock into the
sea)
Van Gogh wasn’t exactly a walk in the
park either.
ALMA
Did you know when we started out I was
his boss? He didn’t even dare ask me out
until he’d worked his way up to assistant
director.
WHITFIELD COOK
What do you think of that place over
there?
ALMA
Looks nice. Terrific location. Why?
WHITFIELD COOK
It's mine.
ALMA
I just saw Elizabeth. Why on earth didn't
she tell me?
WHITFIELD COOK
She doesn't know about it.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
JANET LEIGH
So what did happen between you and Vera?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I was going to make her star. But she
chose the life of a housewife.
ON JANET
As she looks across and sees the lonely abandoned little boy
just sitting there...
WHITFIELD COOK
I'm just leasing it for the offseason. A
place to get away from the wife and kid
and write.
ALMA
Very Bohemian.
WHITFIELD COOK
You might find that room interesting.
Alma looks. The door is partially open -- she sees the one
conspicuously new item of furniture. A double bed.
ALMA
Whit. I hope you haven’t got the wrong
idea.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
He gives her a rakish grin, then pushes the door open further
to reveal the deck beyond.
WHITFIELD COOK
If you were serious about helping me
adapt my book, I thought it would be the
perfect hideaway.
She lets this sink in, entranced by the incredible view and
the crashing surf.
Then, she steps out onto the deck and up to one of the
typewriters. Gives the key an approving TAP.
Hitch enters the empty house at dusk. The dogs greet him. He
listens a moment... then walks through to the study.
She quietly slips into the bathroom and shuts the door before
turning the light on. He watches her shadow through the strip
of light at the bottom of door.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
Hitch eases himself up and looms over Alma to make sure she
is safely asleep.
”TAXI TO DUBROVNIK”
Hitch and Alma sit at the table having lunch. Alma eats a
pork chop while Hitch defiantly nibbles at his healthy salad.
He has a nice big glass of red wine which Alma ignores.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
So I read your finished treatment. “Taxi
to -- ” Where was it?
ALMA
Dubrovnik.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
That’s it. Dubrovnik. Care to hear my
opinion?
ALMA
Yes. Naturally.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
There’s no other way of saying it. It’s
stillborn. Dead in the water.
ALMA
How so?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
(with mock compassion)
The plot’s a muddle. Some of the jokes
are awfully like things we already did
better hundreds of years ago in The Lady
Vanishes. And your villain is weak. But
the biggest failure is the relationship
between the hero and heroine.
ALMA
How would you know what really goes on
between a man and a woman?
Hitch searches his pockets for his lighter but can’t find it.
His annoyance only increases when he notices the SCATTERED
LEAVES ‘contaminating‘ the surface of the pool.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Look at this mess.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
He can’t get the net into the inflow filter so he gets down
on his hands and knees and starts PULLING OUT the leaves with
his hands.
ALMA
HITCH
A SHOWER HEAD
SET HAND
Tell the boss we’re ready.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
What’s the hold-up? Call time was two
hours ago.
JANET LEIGH
And you're sure this moleskin will stay
put?
RITA RIGGS
Mr. Hitchcock promised.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
JANET LEIGH
It better. I’m going to be taking a
shower all week.
ALMA
Forget what Hitch said. He’s just feeling
his age. He’ll come around.
WHITFIELD COOK
But he’s right. It does need more
feeling.
ALMA
So why don’t we put some in?
ALMA (CONT’D)
All we need is a better catalyst. Some
innocuous little trigger to release all
that underlying desire.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Good morning.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
Saul Bass comes over with his boards and Hitch and he discuss
the planned shot a moment.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Ah. There’s our murderess.
JANET LEIGH
My mother always said, “Have confidence
in yourself and you can lick anything.”
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
My mother used to say the same thing.
(then)
Let's go for a take. Quiet everyone.
Over and over, Margo attacks with the knife and Janet tries
deflecting the blows but both women are timid and Janet is
clearly guarding her modesty and covering her body.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: (2)
CREW MEMBER
Ready, sir.
WHIT turns, he’s naked and smiling. Hitch plunges the knife
into his back, and he drops, revealing ALMA, arms around his
waist.
THE SHOWER CURTAIN GETS YANKED BACK AGAIN --
ON HITCH
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Print. We’ve got it.
He exits quickly.
Rita escorts the shaken and exhausted Janet off set, passing
Vera who’s witnessed the whole thing. She’s wearing a
bathrobe. Janet gives her a look as if to say ‘Now I
understand.’
Hitch shuts his office door and leans back against it. He
closes his eyes, nauseated and dizzy. He doesn’t even need to
open them to know who’s there, waiting for him.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Not now, Ed. It’s really not a good time.
Ed steps forward and pours him some water, pats his shoulder.
ED GEIN
You just can’t keep this stuff bottled
up.
They come through the door to see Hitch lying on the floor.
He looks like he’s dead.
PEGGY
Oh God...
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
A TELEPHONE
starts to ring.
WHITFIELD COOK
What if Helen and Michael try and get
into the cab at the same time?
ALMA
Even better, what if they reached for the
cab door at exactly the same time?
ALMA (CONT’D)
That way, we could start close on the
hands...
(tracking the movement)
... and then tilt up to the eyes.
They stare into each other’s eyes, lips just inches apart...
WHITFIELD COOK
That feels better already.
ALMA
Are you going to get that?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
PEGGY
I know you told me only to call in an
emergency, but I’m not sure how else to
describe this.
FADE TO BLACK.
MARTIN BALSAM
It’s official. The inmates are running
the asylum.
PEGGY
Hilton. I have Mr. Hitchcock for you.
HILTON GREEN
Hey there, Hitch. We’re still working on
it.
(looking over at the
continuing argument)
Everyone misses you.
Hitch, in bed and sick as a dog, has the script, notes and
boards on a bed tray. The phone receiver is pressed to his
ears.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I've told Peggy and now I'm going to tell
you. You have to get this sequence shot
today. What’s the hold up?
HILTON GREEN
We tried it ten different ways and it
looks terrible. Why don’t we use inserts?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
No. It has to be a high angle. You'll tip
off the big surprise! Just get the
process shot.
ON HILTON
ALMA
No more phone calls. You're burning up.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Burning up our money. We're two days
behind and I’m stuck in bed.
ALMA
Where do you think you’re going?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
To the set. We can’t afford to lose any
more time. Two more days of this and the
whole production goes under.
ALMA
You stay in bed. I’ll deal with it.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I’d hate to take you away from your
writing partner.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
She pushes him back against the pillows. He’s too weak to
resist.
ALMA
Under the blankets. Now.
Then Alma steps in the door, and everything stops. Every crew
member snaps to attention as Alma passes by. It's like the
school principal arriving after the substitute teacher has
lost control.
ALMA
Don't stop work because of me. I’m only
here as one of the two people paying your
salaries.
ALMA (CONT’D)
Scene?
PEGGY
One seventy three.
ALMA
Storyboards?
Peggy hands the boards to Alma. She and Hilton quickly review
the boards.
ALMA (CONT’D)
Start with the overhead. We’ll cut before
the fall. Then we’ll put Martin in a
chair under the camera.
ALMA (CONT’D)
(to the cameraman)
And that lens should be a thirty-five.
ED GEIN (O.S.)
You forgot to look in the bathroom.
ED GEIN (CONT’D)
A man like you... Missing the vital clue
like that...
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
What do you mean?
Gein steps over to the bathroom and pushes open the door.
ED GEIN
My mother always said if you’re going to
do a job, do it right.
ED GEIN
Check the floor.
ED GEIN (CONT’D)
Closer.
GRAINS OF SAND
ED GEIN (CONT’D)
You still think they’re just writing
together?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ED GEIN (CONT’D)
So what are you going to do about it?
Hitch gets up, opens the medicine cabinet and takes out a
BOTTLE OF BAYER ASPIRIN.
OMITTED
ALMA
Barney.
BARNEY BALABAN
Alma.
BARNEY
You know David Kirkpatrick. He’s working
on Jerry Lewis’ next picture.
BARNEY (CONT’D)
So he’s free to help...
(a sly smile)
if you need it...
ALMA
That won’t be necessary.
BARNEY
But you’re nearly three days behind.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
BARNEY BALABAN
Alma. We both know what kind of film this
is.
(then, closer)
The smart thing to do would be to help
Hitch finish it.
ALMA
Thank you for your concern, Barney.
She moves closer to him, holding his gaze, not bending one
bit...
ALMA (CONT'D)
But on a Hitchcock picture, there is only
one director.
The anger flashes on his face as she faces him down, the
entire crew behind her now, holding firm...
WOMAN’S VOICE
Mrs. Hitchcock?
JANET
I hope you don’t mind. I heard Hitch was
sick so I got him a little something.
She hands Alma the gift. A bag of candy corn tied with a
ribbon.
ALMA
That’s kind of you.
JANET
Well, he’s been very considerate with me.
(a beat)
I haven’t always had that from my
directors.
ALMA
Janet, you’ve been very... professional.
It hasn’t gone unappreciated.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
Blares deafeningly...
ALMA
May I turn that down?
ALMA (CONT’D)
You’ll be pleased to know order has been
restored.
ALMA (CONT’D)
A thank you would be nice.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
We’re still two days behind and sixty
thousand over budget.
ALMA
I already cancelled the wrap party.
That’ll save us two thousand right there.
And you won’t be tempted by any champagne
and cake.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Beware -- all men are potential
murderers.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALMA
Alright, what’s this about?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Spending a lot of time at the beach?
ALMA
That’s where Whit and I are writing. He’s
rented a place.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Hardly the ideal setting to avoid
distractions.
ALMA
Actually, it’s very conducive to creative
collaboration.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I already told you -- that treatment is a
waste of time.
ALMA
Didn’t everyone say the same thing about
“Psycho”?
She reaches for the ASPIRIN BOTTLE to throw it away but Hitch
grabs it first --
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Are you and Whit having an affair?
ALMA
Don't be absurd. He’s working on
something new and needs a little help,
that’s all.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
What a coincidence. I’m working on
something new and I could use a little
help too.
ALMA
What do you think I’ve been doing?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: (2)
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Then why are you spending all hours of
the day and night with some overage,
talentless mamma’s boy?
ALMA
Because it’s fun.
He quivers, livid.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I am under extraordinary pressures on
this picture, the least you can do is
give me your full support.
ALMA
Full support? We’ve mortgaged our house.
My house.
ALMA (CONT’D)
Might I remind you that I have weighed-in
on every aspect of this film so far, as I
have done on every picture you've done in
the last three decades. And the first
time you show the film, it will be my
notes that you want. I celebrate with you
if the reviews are good and I cry for you
if they are not. I host your parties and
put up with those fantasy romances with
your leading ladies. And when you’re out
promoting this film around the world, I
will stand beside or, rather, slightly
behind you, smiling endlessly for the
press even when I’m ready to drop, being
gracious to people who look through me as
if I were invisible because all they can
see is the grand and glorious “Alfred
Hitchcock.”
ALMA (CONT’D)
Now, for the first time in years, I dare
to work on something that isn’t “an
Alfred Hitchcock Production” and I’m met
with accusation and criticisms. This work
I’m doing with Whit gives me pleasure and
purpose.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: (3)
ALMA (CONT’D)
And even though that takes absolutely
nothing away from you, please consider
this a reminder: I am your wife, Alma
Reville, not one of the contract blondes
you badger and torment with your oh-so-
specific direction.
ON HITCH
with that same lost expression on his face, only now dark
shadow and harsh light alternate across his features.
A SMALL BOY
VERA MILES
Free at last.
Vera rubs cold cream into her face to remove her make-up. In
the mirror, she sees Hitch in the doorway as Rita squeezes
past him on her way out.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Well, Vera. You always make it look so
easy.
VERA MILES
Oh, it was nothing, Hitch. I just faked
it.
Hitch comes and stands behind her chair, gazing at her in the
mirror.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Why didn’t you stay with me? I would have
made you as big a star as Grace Kelly.
She considers the question and the man asking it, sensing
something different about him now. She continues wiping off
her make-up.
VERA MILES
Unlike Grace Kelly, I can pick up my dry
cleaning. I’ve got a family, Hitch. A
home. That will always mean more to me
than all of this.
(then)
That blonde woman of mystery you're
after? She’s a fantasy. She doesn’t
exist.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
There was a time when I thought I
understood you so completely --
understood women....
Wind blows sand off the dunes. Alma sits in the parked car
outside the beach house, contemplating the typed pages on the
seat next to her. An inkling that they may not be as magical
as she had hoped.
She collects the pages and heads up the steps to the deck.
She sees two typewriters and paper, but no sign of Whit.
Something doesn’t feel right.
She turns and in the bedroom, through the window, she sees
Whitfield Cook making love to a young woman -- it is the
pretty SECRETARY from the studio lot. Alma and Whit's eyes
meet. Whit is horrified at being caught.
ALMA’S CAR
She yanks open the door and gets in. Whit runs half dressed
from the house...
WHITFIELD COOK
Alma, I thought you were coming later
tonight.
ALMA
I thought you rented this place so we
could write.
WHITFIELD COOK
I did. I swear -- this just happened.
ALMA
Don't worry. I won't tell Elizabeth.
WHITFIELD COOK
I mean to Hitch.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALMA
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that, Whit.
GEOFFREY SHURLOCK
You're going to have to cut all that
nudity.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
What nudity? It was suggested.
GEOFFREY SHURLOCK
I definitely saw that knife jabbing her.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
We did no such shot.
GEOFFREY SHURLOCK
I'd stake my reputation on it. I'm
recommending you cut the shower scene
entirely.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I'll go over it frame by frame and set up
another screening.
LEW WASSERMAN
Let’s just say it was a four-letter
review and it wasn’t ‘good’.
ALMA
Is there anything else we can do?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ACCOUNTANT
We’ll just have to wait and see how the
movie turns out.
ALMA
Well, it is only a house.
HITCH
But it’s the PHOTOGRAPH tucked away at the back that he wants
to see most.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ED GEIN
This is my favorite place. I just shut
the doors and leave the world behind.
ED GEIN (CONT’D)
Pass me that bag, will you?
Hitch passes over the shopping bag... then pulls up his coat,
feeling a chill.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Don’t you get lonely out here sometimes?
ED GEIN
I can always talk to my mother.
ED GEIN (CONT’D)
That’s strange.
ED GEIN
(sotto voce)
They can’t go in there. That’s my
mother’s room...
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: (2)
ED GEIN (CONT’D)
They can’t go in there!
(calling out)
That’s my mother’s room!!
ANGLE ON DOORWAY
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
An odd little movie. Of course, Colbert
is wonderful.
ALMA
Cold and miserable.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Just like Barney Balaban’s face.
He exits with the dogs padding after him. She turns back to
the screen and more of that stilted, mannered dialogue.
A full moon. The ONLY LIGHT from inside the house is the one
in the kitchen.
Alma enters in her robe. Hitch watches her. She goes to the
fridge, opens the PRODUCE DRAWER and from under the brussel
sprouts pulls out a tiny hidden jar of BELUGA CAVIAR.
She gets the crackers, a plate and a spoon and sits down at
the table next to him.
ALMA
I don't think I can stand both of us
being maudlin.
ALMA (CONT’D)
There is one solution to all this, you
know.
ALMA (CONT'D)
We could both get to work -- together.
ALMA (CONT'D)
That tiresome little Hitchcock imitation
I've been helping Whit finish is done.
ALMA (CONT’D)
So I suggest, for everyone’s sake, we
start whipping Psycho into shape
tomorrow. You may not be the easiest man
to live with but you know how to cut a
picture better than anyone.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Except for you.
INT. EDITING ROOM - NEXT DAY
ALMA
You’ll need to cut those six or seven
frames where she blinks after she’s
supposed to be dead.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
We've seen the footage a thousand times.
She doesn't blink.
ALMA
(first moviola)
Take thirty frames off the head...
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
No, no, the second take, the light is
better on his hands.
ALMA
(next moviola)
Only cut back to Janet once the car’s
already moving.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Cut it tighter. The minute I lose one
person I've lost the whole audience.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALMA
You imp. You got nudity in there.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Her breasts are very large, dear. It was
a challenge not to show them.
GEORGE TOMASINI
I'll be damned. She did blink.
FLACK
How’s it going in there with Mr.
Herrmann?
PEGGY
Swimmingly.
FLACK
Everyone’s saying it’s a dog with fleas.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
...I don’t want music in the shower
murder.
BERNARD HERRMANN
(frustrated)
But what Alma and I talked about is
really going to play.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
No. This isn’t Vertigo, Bernie. This is
different. The images have to work on
their own.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALMA
You can't scare people just by going,
“Boo!” You have to tell them what’s
coming, make them anticipate it --
OUTSIDE
FLACK
Thank God we’ve got Cinderfella for the
holidays.
OMITTED
GEORGE TOMASINI
What do you think?
PEGGY
I think I'm never going to take a shower
again.
GEORGE TOMASINI
Hitch?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
It's getting there.
Alma turns to him and Hitch nods slightly. Was that the
tiniest acknowledgement that her instinct may have been
right?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
GEOFFREY SHURLOCK
I told you, I distinctly saw both the
stabbing and the nudity. We're denying
your seal, Mr. Hitchcock.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I take your opinion very seriously. But
what you think you're seeing is purely
informed by the power of suggestion. I
assure you that once you view the final
version with Mr. Herrmann's lovely,
lyrical score...
GEOFFREY SHURLOCK
A “lyrical score” won't change my
opinion. All that innuendo and half-naked
groping -- really, Hitch.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Would you mind if we had a word in
private, Geoffrey?
GEOFFREY SHURLOCK
My specifications?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
If only audiences could fully appreciate
how tirelessly you work to help us
entertain them while protecting them from
filth and indecency.
PEGGY
He's been harassing you since you
announced this project, you invite him to
the set, and he doesn’t even show up?
What did you tell him?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
That I respected him. Deeply.
The crew starts breaking things down. The actors are baffled.
Janet walks over to him.
JANET LEIGH
I thought we were reshooting the scene.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
No need. The charade is over.
Hitch holds out his arm for her and walks her back to the
dressing room.
JANET LEIGH
Not at all.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Worthy of a Purple Heart, my dear.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I hope you don’t mind, I told Mrs. Bates
she could have your dressing room.
ON JANET
She can’t believe she’s been caught out. She closes the door
on everyone... and then after a moment SCREAMS AGAIN... but
this time not out of shock.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
We have our seal from Shurlock’s office.
(devilishly)
Now, we lead the lambs to the slaughter.
LEW WASSERMAN
The front office confirmed. They’re only
opening the movie in two theatres, as we
suspected. And no premiere. If we don’t
get word of mouth we’re dead.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Then we’d better get started. Peggy, take
a memo...
We PAN DOWN to the STAFF and GUARDS as they test out the
RECORDED message that will be played for the ticket holders
line. A couple of PASSERSBY listen, perplexed...
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
... a fire escape or through a skylight,
you will be ejected by brute force.
Hitch lays down the track into a large microphone while Alma
watches from the recording desk.
ALMA
More playful, darling.
Inside the theatre, the manager makes sure the CURTAINS open
and close correctly then turns to face the vast, empty
auditorium.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
BARNEY BALABAN
“Absolutely never, ever will I allow
anything to follow Psycho -- no previews
of coming attractions, no newsreel, no
short subject and certainly no double-
feature. Sincerely, and, emphatically,
Alfred Hitchcock.”
138 OMITTED
ALMA
Well, at least there are some people
here.
PEGGY
PEGGY
We can go through the side entrance.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
THEATER MANAGER
Right this way, Mr. and Mrs. Hitchcock.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Ready for the gallows?
LEW WASSERMAN
We’ve roped off some seats for you.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
You go on ahead.
ALMA
Are you sure?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I’ll join you in a minute.
ALMA
Fine, darling. I’ll save you a seat.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
(under his breath)
But they’re laughing too much.
He peers down through the tiny window but can’t see a bloody
thing.
INT. NEW YORK THEATRE, DOWNSTAIRS LOBBY - A MINUTE LATER
Hitch inches open the door and PEERS THROUGH THE CRACK at the
audience but now he can’t read them. Are they gripped with
suspense -- or do they just hate it?
HITCH
as he closes the door and leans back against the wall of the
empty corridor. A scared, lonely, corpulent figure. Totally
powerless.
And wait.
And wait.
ON HITCH’S FACE
HITCH
As the dam breaks and all the pent-up emotion floods out...
leaving only relief and satisfaction... and making way for a
smile... the largest of his whole career.
Hitch, Alma and Peggy are led out into the foyer by the
theatre manager. There are still SCREAMS in the theatre as
the show continues.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
I promised Mother I wouldn't tell.
THEATER MANAGER
Mr. Hitchcock, what do I do now that my
wife won't take a shower after seeing
your movie?
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Have her dry-cleaned.
LEW WASSERMAN
I just got off the phone with Balaban. I
couldn’t resist telling him we’re sold
out for the next two weeks.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
What did he say?
LEW WASSERMAN
He said “Tell Hitch congratulations. A
well deserved triumph as we always knew.”
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
“As we always knew...”
PEGGY
Does this mean I can take the weekend off
now?
THEATRE MANAGER
I’m sorry, Mr. Hithcock but there are
photographers outside. They heard you
were here.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: (2)
ALMA
This could be the biggest hit of your
career, Alfred.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
Our career, Alma.
ALMA
You do realize I've been waiting decades
to hear you say that.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
And that, madame, is why they call me
“The Master of Suspense”...
145 OMITTED
DISSOLVE TO:
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
ORDERLY
(to the Attendant)
Guess what I'm doing this weekend?
ATTENDANT
What?
ORDERLY
Claudine and I are driving to Chicago
with her folks to see that Psycho movie.
CHET
I think you're the happiest guy I've ever
known, Ed. How you do it?
ED GEIN
I’ll tell you. You live your life, and
it's unbearable sometimes but there's
this secret, Chet; a big secret no one
else knows or wants to tell...
(he leans a little closer)
... there is a God and he’s so big and
powerful, he doesn’t always remember
you’re there...
ED GEIN (CONT’D)
... but if you can get his attention and
he sees you’re suffering, he’ll notice
and he’ll take care of you. My mother
used to tell me -- she’s passed, God
bless her -- the one thing God truly
loves and understands is suffering.
ED GEIN (CONT'D)
After all, he invented it.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: (2)
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
And so, gentle viewer, Psycho -- the
picture everyone predicted would bring me
to wrack and ruin -- was such a hit that
Alma and I got to... Well, let’s just say
that we got to keep our house -- and the
swimming pool. And the same critics who
despised it went on to call it one of my
greatest achievements.
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
But you know what they say in Hollywood:
“You’re only as good as your last
picture.” So, now, if you’ll excuse me, I
must toddle off to begin the exhaustive
search for my next project.
A SMALL BIRD
Alights on his cigar tip and FLAPS its wings. Hitchcock can’t
resist blowing a sadistic plume of smoke at the bird which
promptly flies away. He gives the camera a final
characteristically deadpan look...
DISSOLVE TO:
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED:
FADE TO:
FADE TO:
FADE OUT.