THE DIARY OF

March 2022

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 Mr. Sharlie Cheen VC, born 1915 somewhen in August, somewhere in
Europe.

He would never say such a thing but it is obvious that he is a Phi-

lanthropist and a gentleman. The women seem to like him. He first
appeared at a charity bachelor auction back in 1935. Ru mour has
it that he brought in over 13 million Italian Lira– which was quite a
large su m at that time. “ Speaking of women. I‘m a true lover. I would
never trust myself...“
“ But after my fling with the Princess of Mylania of Angola caused
such a spectacle, I usually avoided the public limelight...“
“ I was sick. At first I thought it was the gonorrhea but my doctor
told me it was just a bronchitis and I had to stay in bed. I stayed in
bed. With a bottle of Scotch, two gra ms of cocaine and three prostitu-
tes…“
These are fragments, collected over the past decade from Mr. Cheen‘s
handwritten diary in unchronological order.
Please be aware that some moments of this mans life are described
in strong yet truthful language.

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 Signature Highballs
WILD FOR THE NIGHT 10.00
herbal liqueur / hibiscus / lime / cherry blossom / mint

I’M IN LOVE WITH THE COCO 10.00

akquavit / dild / hibiscus / vermouth / coconut / lemon / dry tonic / salt

LULU CHU 12.00

gin / basil / lime / supasawa / organics mate / electricity

PALOMA ROJINSKI 9.00

tequila / lemongrass / lavender / lemon / grapefruit

GILRS JUST WANNA HAVE RUM 10.00

rum / vermouth / botanicals / rosmary / acid / wild berry

COFFEE BREAK 11.00

vodka / kaffee / pineapple / creme de cacao / supasawa / dry tonic

- June, the 7th 1958

It was a hot day in Mia mi Beach. I had a hangover the night before. I just wanted to lay on the beach
and enjoy my drink. The bartender mixed something from his own collection. The next thing I remember is
how I was woken up by this bartender on the sa me beach two days later.
He says the drink is called Legal Crack“. I realized a few things…“

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 July, the 1st 1961
Signature Highballs
I was stranded in F lorida for a few weeks. When I entered the F lorida Lady Bar“, I didn‘t notice
anything out of the ordinary. After a few drinks, a new acquaintance dragged me to the toilet. When
she finished giving me a blowjob, she took off her pants. He took off his pants…“

FREE HARD SEX 11.00

gin rhubarb / vermouth rosé / ginger / lemon / pink grapefruit

AS HOT AS F§%& 10.00

jägermeister hot / ginger / mint / lime / orange / apple cider / hellfire

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS 11.00

gin blood orange / cassis / hibiscus / lime / rosemary / thyme / wild berry

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK 9.00

gin / blood orange / lemon / orange / sugar / apple cider

CHAMPAIGN FOR THE BRAIN 9.00

calvados / mint liqueur / acid / sparkling wine

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 Signature Highballs August, the 15th 1955
If I still wanted to know how much cocaine I took this year, I probably wouldn‘t have taken
n cocaine.“

GINA COLADA 9.00

gin / pineapple / coconut / supasawa / dry tonic

BANGKOK BANG - VERSION 1 10.00

ketel one vodka kaffir / lemongrass / lime juice / ginger beer / absinth perfume

JOHNNIE SINS 11.00

blended scotch / hibiscus / lemon / egg white / apple cider

L.A. VENDER 10.00

bourbon / lavender / lemon / egg white / ginger beer

ROSMARY DRIP 9.00

gin / rosmary / lemon / egg white / pink grapefruit

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 Classic Twists
MOSCOW MULE 10.50
vodka elderflower & cucumber / lime / ginger beer

PINEAPPLE BASIL SMASH 11.00

gin/ pineapple / basil / supasawa / sugar

HIBISCUS MOJITO 10.50

rum / lime juice / hibiscus syrup / sugar / soda / mint

VIVA PIMMS CUP 11.00

pimms / cucumber / organics mate / mint

BLOSSOM NEGRONI 10.00

gin / campari / vermouth rosé / lavender / cherry blossom

BLOODY MARGARITA 10.00

tequila / lemongrass / plymouth sloe / lime / hibiskus / salt

All time favourites

please feel free to order your favorite

sour, fizz, martini, tiki, punch or whatever.

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 Barsnacks
September, the 15th 1955
If you only eat bourbon and peanuts for a whole year, even tequila starts to taste good
again.“

POPCORN PEANUT BUTTER & SALTED CARAMEL 3.50

handmade sweet popcorn with a peanut butter and salted caramel note

POPCORN TONKA COCOS 3.50

handmade sweet popcorn with a refreshing tonka and cocos note

POPCORN SEASALT AND MALABAR PEPPER 3.50

handmade popcorn with seasalt and pepper

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 “ - May, the 20th 1959
These days in Germany were the best. I quit drinking Scotch and started drinking
german cornbrand. The idea was not bad but the result was the sa me. “

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 Just a small selection of our spirits
Please ask for more.
Every shot measures 40ml

GIN EUR
Tanqueray London Dry Gin / England, 47,3% 7
Tanqueray Flor de Sevilla / England, 41% 10
Citadelle Gin / France, 44% 8
Brockmanns / Germany, 40% 8
Monkey 47 Dry Gin / Germany, 47% 9
Hepple / England, 45% 10
Hendrick´s Gin / Scotland, 44% 9
Sipsmith London Dry Gin / England, 41,6% 10
Bombay Saphire / England, 40% 7
Bombay Saphire East / England, 42 % 10
Gin Mare Mediterranean Gin / Spain, 42,7% 11
Gin Sul / Germany, 43 % 12
Xoriguer Gin Mahon / Spain (Menorca), 38% 8
Elixir Gin / Germany, 40% 12
Roku Gin / Japan, 43% 10
Whitley Neil Rhubarb & Ginger Gin / England, 43% 9
Rutte Celery Gin / Netherlands, 43% 9
Tonka Gin / Germany, 47% 11
Elephant London Dry Gin / Germany, 45% 12
Mikkeller Gin / Germany, 44% 10
Siegfried Rheinland Dry Gin / Germany, 41% 12
Ferdinand´s Saar Dry Gin / Germany, 45% 12
Stauffenberg Dry Gin / Germany, 47% 12
Beefeater Crown Jewel Peerless Premium Gin / England, 50% 16

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 Just a small selection of our spirits
Please ask for more.
Every shot measures 40ml

VERMOUTH EUR
Belsazar - White, Red, Rosé, Dry / Germany, 17,5% 6
Antica Formula Carpano / Italy, 16,5% 6
Noilly Prat - Dry / France, 18% 6
Drapo - Bianco, Rosso / Italy, 18% 6
Dolin - Dry, Rouge / France, 17,5% 5
Ferdinands Wermut / Germany, 18% 5

VODKA EUR
Smirnoff Vodka Red Label No.21 / Russia, 37,5% 6
Absolut Vodka / Sweden, 40% 6
Grey Goose / France, 40 % 9
Ketel One / Netherlands, 40% 7
Xellent / Swiss, 40% 8
Crystal Head Vodka / Canada, 40% 9
Ciroc Vodka / France, 40% 9
Berliner Brandstifter Berlin Vodka / Germany, 43,3% 9
Bénazet Blanc Vodka / Germany, 37,5% 9
Tito’s Vodka / U.S.A, 40% 10
Nordés Vodka / Spain, 40% 10
Kauffmann Vodka Soft / Russia, 40% 15
Beluga Vodka / Russia, 40% 15
Stolichnaya Elit / Russia, 40% 15
Absolut Elyx / Sweden, 40% 15

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 Just a small selection of our spirits
Please ask for more.
Every shot measures 40ml

RUM EUR
Havana Club Añejo 3 Años / Cuba, 40% 6
Clement / Martinique, 40% 8
Botucal Reserva Exclusiva / Venezuela, 40% 8
Bumbu XO / Panama, 40% 15
Grasbrook Rum / Germany, 41% 12
Don Papa / Philippines, 40% 9
Old Monk / India, 42,8% 8
Ron de Jeremy / Panama, 40% 12
Plantation Pineapple / Barbados, 40% 10
Blue Bay / Mauritius, 40% 8
Appleton Estate 12 Y / Jamaica, 43% 12
Ron Zacapa XO / Guatemala, 40% 19

WORLD OF WHISKY EUR

Makers Mark Bourbon / U.S.A, 45% 7
Wild Turkey 101 / U.S.A. / Canada, 50,5% 8
Bulleit Rye Whiskey / U.S.A., 45% 8
Johnnie Walker Black Label / Scotland, 40% 8
Jameson Irish Whiskey / Ireland, 40% 8
Chivas 12 YO Regal Scotch / Scotland, 40% 8
Highland Park 12 YO Single Malt Scotch Whisky / Scotland, 40% 12
Nikka Coffee Malt / Japan, 45% 13
Laphroaig 10 YO Islay Single Malt Scotch Whisky / Scotland, 40% 8
Octomore 5 YO / Scotland, 57% 30
Glenmorangie 18 YO Single Malt Scotch Whisky / Scotland, 43% 20
Lagavulin 16 YO Islay Single Malt Scotch Whisky / Scotland, 48% 14
The Chita - Suntory Whisky / Japan, 43% 9
Hibiki Japanese Harmony / Japan, 43% 18

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 Just a small selection of our spirits
Please ask for more.
Every shot measures 4 CL

TEQUILA & MEZCAL EUR

Jose Cuervo / Mexico, Jalisco, 38% 6
Altos / México, Hecho, 38% 7
Corralejo Tequila Añejo / Mexico, Corralejo, 38% 9
Jose Cuervo Tradicional Reposado / Mexico, Jalisco, 38% 6
Espolon / Mexico, Jalisco 40% 9
Patron Plata / Mexico, Jalisco 40% 10
Don Julio / Mexico, Jalisco, 38% 10
Jose Cuervo 1800 / Mexico, Jalisco, 40% 10
Herradura / Mexico, Jalisco, 40% 10
De Leon / Mexico, Jalisco, 40% 59
Casamigos Añejo / Mexico, Jalisco, 40% 13
Mezcal Amores / Mexico, Oaxaca, 41% 12
Mezcal Marca Negra / Mexico, Oaxaca, 50,2% 13
Bozal Mezcal / Mexico, Oaxaca, 47% 18

APERITIV EUR
Jägermeister / Germany, 35% 6
Jägermeister Manifest / Germany, 38% 8
Chartreuse / France, 40% 
/ 
55% 7
Berliner Brandstifter Korn / Germany, 38% 6
Fernet Branca / Italy, 39% 6
Schladerer Kirsch- / Ostwasser / Germany, 42% 6
Frangelico / Italy, 20% 6
Limoncello / Italy, 30% 6
Grappa Nonino / Italy, 35% 8
Pernod Absinth / France, 68% 8
Absinth Suisse La Bleue / Switzerland, 53%14

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ON TAP
Wine & Beer
Carlsberg Pils / Denmark - Alc: 5 % 0.4l 4,5
Duckstein Wheat Beer / Germany - Alc. 5,7% 0.4l 5
Somersby Apple Cider / Denmark - Alc 4,5% 0.4l 4,5


BOTTLED
Lübzer Alcoholfree 0.33l 3.5
Radler 
/ 
Alster 0.5l 5

SPARKLING WINE 0.1 0.75

Baumann Brut sparkling wine / Germany, fruits, peach, a little mint 4 25
Crémant de Loire Rosé Brut / France, berries, classy 6 42

WHITE 0.2
Pinot Grigio del Veneto, „Tenuta Torresella“ / Italy, apple and pears, juicy, intensive 7 28
Chardonnay „Vina Maipo Mi Pueblo“ / Chile, dry, fruity, soft 8 35
Riesling „Weingut Lorenz“ / Germany, dry, fruity, fresh, apricot 8
Riesling „Maximin Edition Schiefer“ / Germany, dry, fruity, apple & peach 35

RED
Nero d´Avola & Syrah, „Tenuta Terreliade“ / Italy, red fruits, round, warm, licorice, sour and smoky 8 30
Cabernet Sauvignon „Mendocino“ / U.S.A, dark berries, red cherries, light toasted, rounded 10 35

ROSÉ
Heitlinger Rosé „Sunset Twilight“ / dry, fresh, full of round harmonious fruits 9 33

CHAMPAGNE FOR THE BRAIN

Perrier Jouet Grand Brut 85
Perrier Jouet Blason Rosé 105
Dom Perignon Vintage 250

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 Cardriver & Mocktails
DRY GIN & TONIC 10
undone gin / dry tonic

DRY GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN 10

undone rum / vermouth / botanicals / rosmary / acid / wild berry

DRY FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS 11

undone gin / hibiscus / lime / rosemary / thyme / wild berry

DRY HIBISCUS MOJITO 9

undone rum / lime juice / hibiscus syrup / sugar / soda / mint

0.75
0.20
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Acqua Morelli still / sparkling 2.5

Afri Cola, Bluna Orange, Bluna Zitrone 3

Dry & Indian Tonic, Bitter Lemon, Ginger Ale 3.5

Juices 3

Red Bull 4.5

Red Bull Organics Mate 4.5

Red Bull Organics Black Orange 4.5

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 Thank you for reading my story.

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