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COUNTRY WIDE NEWS BY: Shawna Slater

All Real News! No Fake News!

The Big Bang Family: Urkel Meets Sheldon
By: Aubreanna Velasco
We all know what a klutz Family Matters star
Steve Urkel can be but we never expected to see
him single handedly ruin world renowned
physicist, Sheldon Cooper’s career. One of the top
physicists in California Sheldon Cooper hired
Urkel as an assistant. Cooper heard that Urkel was One Direction or Both Direction
struggling to get a job because he was new in the By: Natalia Ortiz
city. Normally, Sheldon would not care about
another person’s well-being but he needed to make We all know that Liam Payne, a former
an impression on the new head of the physics one direction member, is a beloved dad
department. Sheldon immediately offered to give who does his own thing now. We also
Steve Urkel the job and from that moment, his know that, Harry Styles is known for his
entire life changed in 24 hours. Not only was Urkel
feminine “attire” but, no one thought
not able to complete simple tasks for Cooper, he
made it a point to repeatedly say “Did I do that?” It much of it until now. Last night, we found
was lunchtime and Sheldon had met his match as Liam and Harry both spotted on a late-
far as he was concerned. He forgot all about night romantic date at the restaurant,
making an impression and began to yell and throw “Cheesecake factory,” The both were
things at Urkel. This was the first time anyone at cozy up to each other enjoying their
the university heard of Cooper behaving in this meals. At first, we couldn’t believe it!
way. His office door was typically closed but this
Didn’t expect a thing due to them men
particular day it was wide open for his fellow
colleagues to see. The new head of the physic’s being former band mates. That was until
department walked by during one of his freak out we followed them home and saw that
moments and he was not pleased with Sheldon’s they had shared a beautiful kiss! That
behavior towards Urkel. He questioned his entire made us think do they go one direction
career and felt he was unfit to be a representation or swing both ways! Once we had seen
of the university. Sheldon Cooper was fired on the that we decided to go up for a quick
spot! It was the first time the university made a
interview if it is official, but neither
harsh decision without a warning first. It is safe to
say Mr.Cooper will not be working as a physicist responded and left us there think for
in the state of California for a long time. ourselves our own conclusion of the two.
Wondering if this is serious, what will
happen to Liam's kids, what will their
former band mates think?
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America’s Bachelor News

Hannah Brown on to the
Mirror Mirror on the Wall Next?!
By: Melenyn Mendoza
Pete the Pilot is this season's Bachelor. He has been on a hectic By:Shawna Slater
roller-coaster with all these women and is eager to find his Hannah Brown, former Bachelorette
lifelong partner at the end of this. So far, the drama has been on season 15, and newly Dancing
with the Stars champion seen with
entering and exiting the room quicker than we can keep up with.
Alan Bernsten after the victory.
As we are in the fifth week of bachelor season things are only Could they possibly be more than
getting trickier and more intense! We are down to twelve girls just friends? Alan Bernsten was
and no one can seem to stop crying over nonrealistic issues. So Hannah’s Dancing with the Stars
far, thirty women were picked to fight for Peters loves, and ballroom partner. Many admire their
friendly bond, but
now there are twelve standing. The tea is that most of the girls
are an emotional train wreck, and Pete is as confused as we are.
The girls are shouting and pouting over stolen champagne
bottles and contestants who got sent home are coming back to
confess their "Love" for him, and this is only in the fifth week. I
guess you could say dating twelve girls is harder than becoming
a pilot? Now the real question is, “Is the girl of his dream in this
crazy triangle?” and “Should Pete ask Lord Farquaad to let him
America’s Bachelor Finale Gasps?
seek advice from his Magic Mirror?” Hopefully, Pete chooses
the right princess at the end
Last night’s of this!
season finale of The Bachelor came
with some exciting news about what to expect for the
upcoming season of The Bachelorette. The show’s
host, Chris Harrison, was proud to announce one of
the most high profile celebrity bachelorettes in the
shows history. Harley Quin, recently separated from
The Joker, is ready to test her hand at true love and
will be our next bachelorette. Will Harley be able to something seems different. They
find a man who can keep up with her crazy life style say they do not want to ruin their
or will she be breaking more than just hearts in the friendship, but many have seen the
mansion this season? Last night’s episode showed a other side of them. They were last
preview of what's to come and Harleys first one on seen at Disneyland performing their
one looked more like a heist than a date to me.  last dance, when one lady saw them
kissing?! All this time they were
playing us! Could it be that they
have a secret relationship? Or could
it be that they are not allowed to
have a relationship until after the
show? Who knows if they will ever
come clean about their connection.

Fast and Furious Uber

By: Ha Phung
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As we all know, Fast and Furious 9 will be released around May 2020. Most people think that
Vin Diesel is having relax time and waiting for new films. However, in the early morning today, a
passenger who is a reporter at Daily Moon met Diesel at San Diego airport as an Uber driver.
Surprising? At first, she just though that the driver looks like Diesel and she was shocked when
he confirmed that he is Vin Diesel. This was a once in a lifetime opportunity, she asked and he
accepted a quick interview  during the way to her home. First, he wanted to have a new
experience job and met people who are not living Beverly Hill or Malibu because it is boring to
talk about film and money all the time. Yesterday, he met a man who wore luxury suits and
asked him to drive to an auction of antiques. He was so happy because he thought " I would
have a good tip". The truth was not as expected, the man
ran away without paying for Diesel after arriving at the
destination. He chased after that man but he felt over the
hamburger at his foot. He called 911 to report the case.
Suddenly, a street robber appeared and took Diesel's
phone from his hand and drove away. Diesel jumped back
to his car and put his foot to the pedal, but he cried. What's
going on here?You never know that although he is a star
and main actor of a famous series film Fast and Furious,
but he is afraid of speed. He was driving me with a speed 45 mph on freeway. All the cars
behind us passed and looked at us as a monster. Somebody honked at us. Diesel was so
nervous and could not drive anymore on the freeway. He pulled over and asked me to drive
him. I did not pay any penny for my trip, but Diesel gave me a $500 tip for driving him. He had to
drive on local roads only to go back his house. Slow and Peaceful Diesel!

TROUBLE ON THE SHORE

By: Alyssa Mulgado
The hit show Jersey Shore started their journey filming in New Jersey and
since then has been in Miami, Las Vegas, and even Italy. However, the show is
going somewhere quite different for the new season. Jersey Shore: The Upside
Down will take place in Hawkins, Indiana. Citizens
of the town have already been complaining about
the cast. A group of young friends have become
completely annoyed by the visitors already. The
children; Eleven, Mike, Dustin, Will, Lucas, and
Max have filed multiple complaints with Chief
Hopper. The group of friends are busy defeating
strange monsters and creatures however, the
Jersey Shore cast members have been making it
difficult. One report filed claims that during a wild night, Snooki went to the
Upside Down and began yelling, “Where’s the beach?” while running away from
the police. Other reports highlight Pauly D, Ronnie, and Vinny showing the
Demogorgon’s how to ‘Fist Bump’ causing a ruckus and scare among the
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community. The group of young friends are petitioning for the cast of Jersey Shore
to leave Hawkins, Indiana. You can sign the petition at the ice cream parlor
Scoops Ahoy inside the Starcourt Mall.

Jennifer Lopez And Alex Rodriguez Will Marry When Obsessions are Taken too Far
in The Summertime Sources Claim
By: Sierra Davies
By: Bridget Hill Fans have long since assigned Daniel Radcliffe with the
Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez will get label of “Harry Potter”. Since starring in the seven Harry
married this summertime. Alex Rodriguez is a Potter films, Radcliffe has unsuccessfully tried time and
44-year-old baseball player and Jennifer Lopez time again to escape the label. However, sources tell us
is a 50-year -old pop star. These two celebrities that Radcliffe has recently taken a different approach.
first got together back in March of 2017. After a Fans have spotted Mr. Radcliffe walking around in
few months of friendship, they appeared on the public dressed in the familiar Gryffindor wardrobe!
red carpet together at the Met Gala. In March Witnesses have also seen him poking people with a
2019 Rodriguez proposed to Lopez while they wand (commonly found at your nearby Walmart) while
were on vacation. Also, Alex Rodriguez shared muttering the incantations any Potter fan would
on Instagram that Lopez accepted, and she said recognize. Radcliffe formally announced last month that
yes to him. Moreover, Jennifer Lopez has been he will be changing his name to none other than, you
married three times in her life, and she has two guessed it, Harry Potter. Radcliffe even went as far as
kids, including May and Emme. posting a live video of him getting a bright lightning-
shaped tattoo on his forehead! An immense argument
between Radcliffe (or should we say Potter?) and his
wife Lacey was video recorded last month. Lacey was
seen screaming at her
husband to put his
“rubbish Harry
Potter obsession
aside” after he
dropped the bomb of
asking her to
change her name to
Ginny Potter. Last Monday, Radcliffe was seen taking a
rather eccentric approach to winning her back, claiming
that his recent obsession resulted from being under the
Imperious curse (well known among Potter fans, this
curse places the victim completely under the caster’s
control). Unfortunately for Radcliffe, his claim only
worsened his situation. And the word going around says
Lacey and Radcliffe are currently getting a divorce!