bestiary appendices and other descent into the

most foul dark sorcery wychbarrow

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Cave Eel Please don’t use it for evil.
HD 1 AD 11 ATT 1 Bite 1d4, 1 Spit 1d4 ML 8 SP 30’
Acid Spit requires a save to resist an extra 1d4 acid burn damage. Credits and thanks:
Cave Eels are six-foot-long, territorial apex predators that Ben Milton (questingblog.com) for producing the fun, hackable Knave RPG with
traditionally feed on subterranean lizards, fishes, and amphibians. a CC BY 4.0 license so I could make this broadly compatible with ease.
Their transparent skin reveals writhing innards. They spit sizzling Nate Treme (natetreme.com) for letting me filch some stats from his lovely
acid from special glands in their toothy maws to weaken prey and Knave Bestiary only to mangle them enough they became unrecognizable.
Michael Lombardi (patreon.com/pentola) for endless positivity and assistance at
help dissolve it. all times. I didn’t use any Pentola material; he’s just the best.
No treasure.

Giant Rat
HD 1 AD 12 ATT 2 Bite 1d6 ML 5 SP 30’
A massive rodent fattened on an entire colony of cropgrubs. Giant
Rats are more clever than given credit for, and prefer to flee rather
than fight. If cornered, they are ferocious, snapping biters.
Their pelts are worth 1cp each.

Baby Rat Swarm

HD 2 AD 10 ATT 1 Bite 1d4 ML 5 SP 30’
Pestilential creatures; filthy bites require a save to resist extra 1d4 Several decades ago, when children fell ill and crops
necrotic damage.
No treasure. failed, fearful villagers burned practitioners of dark arts,
banished those of insufficient faith, and dug the
Spellbook: Grasp of the Damned wychbarrow to confine the suspicious.
Hellish Imp An unholy tome gifted to the Wych by her dark patron through the
HD 2 AD 14 ATT 1 Stabbing Tail 1d6 ML 9 SP 30’ flaming portal to hell deep in the caverns of the Wychbarrow, bound in
human leather and clad with hellbronze fixtures. Its pages are inscribed A rocky, cavernous chamber below the loamy forest
These minor demons are violent, pustulent, cratered, pockmarked
hellspawn who exist to do dark deeds at the bidding of demonologists with burgundy ink made from coals from the dark pits. hillocks beyond town, the wychbarrow was the prison of
and devils. They gurgle in darkspeech and sick phonetic mockeries of The caster performs a melee attack roll on behalf of a smoky, claw-like accused enchantresses and demonologists. Chained in
human languages. They attack with spear-pointed tails and burp apparition, from which emanates a sickly shade of light. A successful manacles secured to stones within, they were told those
noxious gas amidst fits of wild-eyed laughter. strike results in the target taking 2d8 damage as the unholy hand passes
through them. The target may save for half damage. with clean souls would be delivered to the gods and those
Each imp has 1d8 copper coins minted by a kingdom in Hell. who truly cavorted with devils would surely be released
Table 666: Spell Scrolls of the Wych by their dark patrons. They were left to die, trapped
The Wych 1
Demoniac Lash - Scourge a foe with a whip of spectral thorns for beneath a massive stone monolith covering the entrance.
HD 4 AD 12 ATT 1 Dagger 1d4 ML 10 SP 30’ 1d10 damage; save halves.
Revolting Burst - Projectile vomit vile filth in a straight line; foes
The Wych is maddened by hate, grief, and isolation. She has vowed 2
take 1d4 acid damage on failed saves. In the years since, the wychbarrow has faded further and
fealty to a devil in exchange for vengeance against her jailers and has Smoke Form - Target becomes living smoke; treat as incorporeal further from living memory, becoming a folkloric home
spent decades gaining the strength to do so. She is a wizened, 3
for 1d4 turns. to boogeymen and tall tales to keep youngsters obedient.
leathery, emaciated creature. Her hands are gnarled and bony, Blight Shroud - Any in melee contact at the end of a round save
stripped of skin and nails, leaving only scarred digging claws from 4
or take 1d6 damage.
years of tunneling by hand. Her eyes are sensitive to light. 5
Witchweb - Festoon an area with sticky webbing vulnerable only At least, that was the case.
The Wych has 1 spellbook (Grasp of the Damned) which reeks of to flame. Creatures in the area of effect take 1d4 turns to escape.
brimstone and is warm to the touch, and 1d4 spell scrolls from Table Wither - Target saves or loses 1d4 STR for 1d12 days. Save to
6
halve loss and duration. Until the children started to go missing.
666. She will use these scrolls if fought; any that survive are treasure.
The Wych has a wavy hellbronze dagger worth 2000cp; it does +1 Hellskin - Caster temporarily doubles their current and
7
damage to magical creatures and can bind a pact with fae or demonic maximum HP; lasts for one hour or until dispelled.
Pact of Bone - Caster breaks one bone to cause a target’s skeleton
an old-school adventure site
beings. 8
to calcify solid and petrify them for 1d8 turns. by Dungeons & Possums
The Wychbarrow
1. Entrance
Rough-hewn stone steps covered in soil and slick lichens. Smell of
compost is thick in the air here. An antechamber terminates in a
heavy oak door.

2. Prison
A broad, round room carved by shovel and pickaxe from stone and
clay. Countless insects scatter from torchlight. Lining the walls are
nine massive stones with iron manacles dangling, rusted, from
each. Eight skeletons, crusted by the passage of time and filth,
have been picked clean by mice and other vermin.

One stone lacks a skeleton of its own, but the bones are just
scattered enough here to make that hard to tell without careful
inspection.

Investigation will reveal scrape marks around this stone that

indicate it can be shifted sideways as a secret door. Leads to #3
Tunnel.

Tugging too hard at any of the manacles, or trying to forcibly move

any of the other boulders, will cause a telltale rumbling. Continued
efforts will cause a collapse of the floor. Save or take 1d4 damage
and land in #4 Sinkhole.

3. Passageway
Amateur, sloping clay ramps twist downward into the earth. The
temperature raises as it goes. Insects crunch underfoot.

Halfway down, the floor becomes extremely slick wet clay; take
action or slide uncontrollably. At the bottom of the slope, the floor
opens into a chasm filled with razor-sharp quartz (1d6 dmg).

A small tunnel barely large enough to wriggle through at waist

height is present just after this trap; this leads to #5 Abadoned
Cropgrub Nest.

The main shaft continues on, levels out, and leads to #6 Cursed
Shrine.

4. Sinkhole
Large limestone chamber full of cold waist-deep water; smells of
petrichor. Beneath the water are 1d12 luminous pearls worth
1000cp each. Five (1d8) highly aggressive Cave Eels attack here,
and will continue to do so as long as their waters are disturbed. 6. Cursed Shrine 7. The Lair of the Wych
Every ten minutes spent in the water will cause 1d4 more Cave Humid, natural cavern. Steam geysers smell of sulfur and break through Unfinished chamber dug by hand. In one corner, a flaming hole in the
Eels to wriggle in and attack. the floor with small fissures here and there. floor from which the screams of damned souls escape; a direct portal
to hell. On the clay walls are crude drawings - imprisoned women,
Fallen boulders create an awkward pathway to dry ground. The Central, an ankle-deep circular depression, where the stone has been
scraped with rocks and bones until intricate ritual markings decorate a witch burnings - and names of town magistrates from decades before
walls are riddled with rodent holes that breathe warm, humid air with their family trees painstakingly listed and some struck through.
into the sinkhole. The clay here is weak, and can be broken pentagram. In the circle is a nearly lifeless child being bled dry, draining
through to #5 Abandoned Cropgrub Nest. into channels cut in the ritual circle. Eight malnourished children,
shackled in manacles of encorceled roots and twigs, dangle limply along In the middle of the room, the Wych, maddened, murmurs to herself
5. Abandoned Cropgrub Nest the walls in a perverted echo of the scene in the prison above. and her dark patrons. She plans to awaken an ancient devil who will
Once home to the bane of farmers; now cleared out by a very fat scald the earth with hellfire, beginning with the village nearby; the
Giant Rat and her many babies. They sniff the air hungrily and Five Hellish Imps cavort feverishly here, celebrating their progress. culmination of her plot for revenge.
cower with their mother. The air is heavy with urine. The rats are Their ritual gains intensity as the child bleeds out. If left alone, they will
skittish and would rather flee than fight, but they are swayed by bleed the children one by one.
especially delicious foodstuffs and might follow those who provide If somehow reasoned with, she will likely throw herself into her hellish
a bounty. Large rathole can be transited on hands and knees, and If interrupted in any way, they will do battle and one will attempt to portal and it will close. If provoked, she will fight to the death,
leads to #3 Passageway. sound an alarm, rousing three more Hellish Imps from the passages invoking her dark master to provide aid. In this chamber are several
beyond this room. ritual instruments including a wavy dagger made of hellbronze.