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Thur 18,
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Mussels found
on boat in MT
The Montana Fish,
Wildlife & Parks Anaconda
watercraft inspection station
intercepted a boat carrying
invasive mussels Monday.
The boat was being
transported from the Great
Lakes area to Bellingham,
WA, by a commercial
hauler. The boat was last
used on Lake Huron and
had been in dry dock since
October.
Mussels were found on
the transom and trim
tabs and were dried-up
and dead. The inspectors
decontaminated the boat
before releasing it. The boat
will not launch in Montana.
Officials in Idaho and
Washington were notified
and did a follow-up with
the vessel to conduct their
own inspections.
This is the first boat Zebra-carryingtub – So it begins. The first boat of 2019 with invasive mussels was intercepted in
Anaconda. In 2018, Over 109,000 watercraft inspections were conducted statewide. 16 mussel
with mussels that watercraft fouled vessels intercepted and over 170 vessels were intercepted transporting aquatic weeds.
inspectors have stopped
this year. into Montana to have stop at all open watercraft watercraft are clean,
FWP reminds all those their watercraft inspected inspection stations. drained and dry before
transporting motorized before launching. Boat Persons purchasing used crossing the Montana state
or nonmotorized boats owners are required to boats should ensure the line.
All Class Reunion meeting tonight OBITUARY
There will be a Glasgow High School All Class
Reunion meeting tonight (April 18th) at 7:00 at the Jerry Jacobson
Glasgow Chamber Office. Anyone wishing to pitch in Jerry Lee Jacobson, 82,
with the planning is encouraged to attend. passed away surrounded by his
family in Great Falls, Montana
Feeling like a on Sunday, April 7, 2019.

breezy summer
Jerry was born in Glasgow,
Montana to Charles and Loetta
day tonorrow! (Christenson) Jacobson on May
27, 1936. He attended school
Friday is shaping up to be the warmest day of in Glasgow and following
graduation joined the Navy in
2019 by far. Ahead of an approaching cold front Friday
1955. After returning home he met Dora Lou Scanson and
night, expect high temperatures to reach into the high
married her on January 21, 1961. They were blessed with 58
70s and lower 80s for many locations. With scattered wonderful years together and two children, Brett and Sonda.
thunderstorms possible later in the day, and relative After marriage they both attended Northern Montana
humidity dropping down into the upper teens, and wind College where Jerry received his teaching degree. He taught
speeds of 25 to 30 mph, fire weather concerns will need school in Terry and Miles City, Montana for several years then
to be monitored. Boating activities on Fort Peck Lake will became an FBI agent in 1969. In 1974 he transferred to the US
likely become hazardous during the afternoon hours. Forest Service as a Special Agent, which took the family to Idaho
Tonight: Mostly clear, with a low around 43. West wind 6 to through 1979, Colorado through 1985, and teaching at the
8 mph becoming south southeast in the evening. Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Glynco, Georgia
Friday: Sunny, with a high near 79. West wind 7 to 12 mph through 1987. They returned to Montana where Jerry retired
increasing to 16 to 21 mph in the afternoon. Winds could out of Missoula in 1994, after which he and Dora Lou relocated
gust as high as 29 mph. for the final time back home to their property north of Glasgow.
Friday Night: A chance of showers and thunderstorms. In the fall of 1998 Jerry was diagnosed with Guillain-Barre
Some of the storms could produce gusty winds. Mostly Syndrome which kept him hospitalized for almost two years.
cloudy, with a low around 44. West wind 16 to 21 mph Dora Lou stayed in a recliner next to his bed the entire time.
decreasing to 9 to 14 mph in the evening. Winds could gust He miraculously survived and later wrote a book “My Wake-Up
as high as 30 mph. Chance of precipitation is 50%. Call” which tells the battle of his recovery.
Saturday: A 20 percent chance of showers before noon. Jerry loved spending time with family and was always ready
Partly sunny, with a high near 59. Northwest wind 13 to 15 to help anyone in need. He was very active in Valley County
mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph. with law enforcement training, and was very knowledgeable
Saturday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 34. North in installing audio equipment for the museum and his church.
wind 6 to 14 mph, with gusts as high as 22 mph.
He enjoyed hunting and was an avid reader and photographer.
Sunday: Sunny, with a high near 58. Northwest wind 5 to 7 While traveling to many areas in Montana Jerry created an
mph becoming light and variable in the afternoon.
extensive display of scenic photos, the majority of which have
Sunday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 35. since been published into books. He was honored by the
Monday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 65. South southeast Montana Historical Society for some of his work.
wind 9 to 14 mph.
Jerry was preceded in death by his parents, his cousin and
Monday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 41. best friend Charles McVee who was like a brother to him, his
Tuesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 70. Southwest brother-in-law Esten Scanson, and several very special aunts,
wind 8 to 13 mph. uncles and cousins.
Wednesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 74. He is survived by his wife Dora Lou, son Brett, daughter
Sonda, grandchildren Lenny, Britni, Seth, Chelsea and Nicole,

n ior Citizen Center great grandchildren Adam, Eileen, Tucker and Dulcie, the
S e
en ior Citizen Center McVee, Myhre and Scanson families, and many dear friends

FRIDAY S and extended family across the nation.

A Celebration of Life will be held at First Baptist Church
in Glasgow on Saturday May 25, 2019 at 2:00 p.m. with private
Fish burial at a later date. In lieu of flowers the family requests
Call for reservation by 10 AM memorial donations in Jerry’s name be made to the Valley
228-9500 County Historical Society, Pioneer Museum, in Glasgow.
 BUZZIFIEDS
GARAGE SALE Friday, April 19, 4-8pm & Saturday, April 20, 9-. Bedding, VALLEY COUNTY WEED & GLASGOW MOSQUITO are looking for
household items, lots of picture frames, toys, garage items. 76 BONNIE ST. summer laborers. Two positions are available. CONTACT STONE TIHISTA
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FOR SALE 1986 Lund 14½ ft. fishing boat. Sparta trailer. 45hp Mariner BUZZ
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seats, rear white cap shield, boat cover, rod holders. $3,500. CALL 406- til filled. Pick up job description from Road Department. or generic job
263-5270 application from Wolf Point Job Service or online.
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Thursday, 3 am to 11 am. High School Diploma or GED (preferred). Ability BUZZ
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furnishings in assigned work areas following established policies and for traveling workers. Asking $1,500/mo. CALL HELLAND AGENCY INC.
procedures also responsible for and safely performing the maintenance on 228-2114
the floors within the facility to maintain high standards of cleanliness and BUZZ
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hours a week, day shift, temporary for the summer. Must be 18+ due
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pounds. This position is considered medium to heavy work. Operates
lawn care equipment to maintain the hospital grounds in a fun and
friendly environment. Trims lawn edges and landscaping. Weeds lawns
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maintenance work and trash removal. FMDH is an Equal Opportunity/
Affirmative Action Employer. PLEASE CONTACT THE HR DEPARTMENT
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 Easter Egg Hunt Saturday
NOW OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK The Kiwanis Club’s Annual Easter Egg Hunt is
Sat. April 20th at 11a.m. sharp at Hoyt Park, by the
swimming pool.
There are three age groups, 1 – 3, 4-5, & 6-8.
Sponsored by Reynold’s Market and FMDH, there will
be a Free-will donation box for the New Swimming
Pool Fund at the Easter Egg Hunt for anyone wishing
to donate.
Food Served 7:00am - 2:00pm
Bar & Casino Open til 2:00am
Free Tree Day coming in May
Helping make Valley County greener and cleaner,
Extended food hours coming soon! Thursday, May 16th is the date set for the 2019 Valley
54216 US HWY 2 • Glasgow, Montana 59230 (406) 228-4555 County Tree Day.
FRIDAY This year, 932 trees will be given away to the
SOUPS: Clam Chowder • Chili FREE residents of Valley County which will bring the total
SPECIALS: POOL of trees since the program started to 16,700!
Trees will be distributed by the Nasua Gumbo
Fish Burger
Polish Sausage
Friday’s Gals and MSU Extension Service on a first-come
Drink Specials basis — a limit of five trees per household — on the
Dine at the “O” east lawn of the Valley County Courthouse beginning
at 7:30 in the morning.
EnterTrees
to win include:
a bottle of
228-8006 Wine every Wednesday!
150 Prairie Sky Poplar
150 Common Lilac
100 Golden Currant
150 American Plum
100 Caragana
100 Buffaloberry
May 16th, come get your FREE TREES!!!

Holy Week Schedule

Holy Thursday
Thursday, April 18th
Mass at 6pm
Good Friday
Friday, April 19th
Service at
3pm in Nashua
6pm in Glasgow
Easter Vigil
Saturday, April 20th
Mass at 8pm
Easter Sunday
Sunday, April 21st
Mass at
9am in Glasgow
12pm in Glentana
Letter to the Buzz Easter Countdown at Robyn’s Nest
Great gifts for your Easter Baskets!!
WHO’S RUNNING THE TRAIN? Easter Décor, Dishware, Linens, Candy and More!!
~facts, questions, opinions, future goals~ ALL EASTER 30% OFF • ALL FLORAL 30% OFF
Per Montana Rural Water Systems handbook: Through We have Corkcicle Canteens and Tumblers 30% off
local media “Keep the Public informed of Facts and Events.” (Corkcicle bags not included)
Therefore I write this little ditty informing readers of St. SWIG 30 % OFF
Marie’s Water/Sewer District (the train) and who’s running Dips… Buy One Get the second 1/2 price!
it. Great for Easter Gatherings!
Has anybody, past and present ever LOOKED closely Enjoy the awesome deals in the Bridal Registry
at the Water/Sewer Districts operation? I’m speaking of 75% off Hen House! Goettlich & Albus
June 1, 2019
carefully and in depth... an analyzation, not by just me, but Funk & Brooks
including our bookkeeper and auditor. I speak of FACTS and
FINANCES. I endeavored to look at the history of operation
Robyn’s Nest
Home Decor & Fine Gifts
June 15, 2019
Capdeville & Leo
when it was run by past Boards regarding finances. I felt an 501 1st Ave. S. 228-4646 September 28, 2019
investigation, total review, and EVALUATION of NVCW/S
District was long overdue. The results were astonishing!
Were BEST business practices, planning, prudent spending,
Dues Payer Social
and common sense used at all times? Opinion- “At times no.” Friday, April 26
In defense I must say that Board Directors are volunteers to
serve, either by election or appointment.
at 5:00 pm
The information was viewed by all present Directors and Appetizers • Hors d’oeuvre
many public meetings were conducted. Why? ...to create 2 Free Drink Coupons
a mission, purpose, and desired direction going forward.... to all Paid Members
In addition to establish STABILITY. Past NVCW/S water
operators got training and experience in St. Marie and moved Come Check out the Remodel Project
on to command higher salaries and benefits. Good Luck and
more power to them, but St.Marie was left with a continual As you AREA RUGS starting at .............$99
revolving door and problems in the interim. Office personnel
“Feather METAL WALL DÉCOR .................$49
is another revolving door presently being addressed.
The present NVCW/S Directors are secure and your Nest”
DECORATIVE DISPLAY SHELF . $199
confident, having no ego problems, All were successful and You Can
are retired. The present Board are for the most part TEAM “Pamper your MATTRESS SETS starting at.... $399
PLAYERS, not obstructionists as some can be, but another
eventual REVOLVING DOOR.
Budget” RECLINERS starting at............ $299
Plagiarizing the words of another, the W/S District’s at Markle’s
WALL CLOCKS starting at .........$99
mission is: “Make the District Great Again.” Warehouse”
Public wanting to “know all” about St. Marie’s W/S REFRIGERATORS starting at ... $529
District, just COME TO THE MEETINGS. This board will
disclose all...answer, show, and tell all regarding finances SOFA’S starting at .................. $399
and activities. We are bound by SUNSHINE LAWS. (unlike
other organizations) We endeavor to be accountable to the
St. Marie water/sewer customers, thereby reflecting our
FIDUCIARY RESPONSIBILITY. (with our Lawyers help)
Our current challenges are THE BUDGET, COST
CONTAINMENT, USDA, DEQ, Dry Prairie Water service
cutover, personnel issues, and ofcourse ongoing water
breaks and sewer problems.
St.Marie water users, come to the meetings and see
what’s going on...IT’S YOUR MONEY.
~ Nick Chiechi- President - North Valley
County Water/Sewer District
~questions, comments, opinions always appreciated~
 Check out this one bedroom, one OPEN AND BRIGHT!
bathroom home for sale located on the 2940 +/- sq. ft. home with 5 bedrooms, 3 baths,
south side of town in Glasgow, Montana. including master bath, jetted soaking tub,
cathedral ceilings, open kitchen with breakfast
The residence would make a great hunting bar, dining room, and several private decks.
and fishing camp or even as a rental Skylights add a lot of light throughout this home!
property! There is a small garage, bonus Large family room and entertainment bar/
kitchen on lower level with 2 bedrooms, laundry
room and a few new updates! Recently and above ground windows. Attached insulated
there has been a new roof, paint, counter double car garage and fenced back yard opens
to vacant land for even a more private feel! Call
top and carpet added to the home. for more information today.
Call Helland Realty at 406-228-2114 or
20-1003 Jon at 406-263 -2113
ASKING $344,900 #344
Offered by: Karen Waarvik, Broker/Owner
CALL Jon at 263-2113 TODAY Reduced $39,950 (406) 228-2525 -
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CARRIER
WANTED
TOWN OF
GLASGOW
Approximately 90 customers
Route takes about 2¼hrs -15 miles
Profit is about $660 every 4 weeks
Newspapers arrive in Glasgow
around 5:15am, to be delivered
by 8:30am. This is 5 days a week
there are no Monday and Thursday
papers. Most of the route is property
delivery meaning it can be done from
a reliable vehicle.
Sign on Bonus $300*
For more information call or text
Debbie 1-406-366-0321
*ask me about the bonus

April 17 - 23, 2019

Paper Wrapped Frozen
GROUND BEEF $2.99 lb.
While Supplies Last
Cook’s Bone-In Shank Portion
EASTER HAM............................ 99¢ lb.
Bone-In Spiral Sliced
HALF HAM .............................$1.49 lb.
Cure 81 Bone-In
SPIRAL SLICED HAM ............... $2.19 lb.
Cloverdale Half
TEARDROP HAM .....................$2.99 lb.
Pride of the Farm Bone-In Frozen
TURKEY BREAST .....................$1.29 lb.
Bone-In Beef
RIBEYE STEAKS ......................$8.99 lb.
Jimmy Dean 16 oz. Select Varieties
BREAKFAST SAUSAGE ................ 2 / $6
40 Knots 36 oz.
SHRIMP RING ..................... $19.99 ea.
Food Club 8 oz. Regular or Light
CREAM CHEESE ......................... 4 / $5
Mountain States Festive
EASTER LILIES ....................... $7.99 ea.
 First Lutheran Gardening classes Tuesdays
Church Shelley Mills of the MSU Valley County Extension
Service will have “Gardening for Northern Climates”
Holy Week classes every Tuesday from 6 – 8p.m. at the courthouse
through May 7th.
Schedule The classes are free and open to anyone interested
Maundy Thursday
5:30 pm Service
in learning to garden in a northeastern Montana’s
climate. She will cover Vegetable gardening & APPLIANCES
6:00 pm Soup Supper composting April 23rd. All information is science
based and researched.
Sales & Service
Good Friday
5:30 pm Service
Everyone is welcome to attend any or all of
these classes. The following weeks she will talk about
Now at…
Easter Sunday herbaceous ornamentals (flower gardening), small
9:30 am Service fruit and fruit tree gardening and managing your lawn.

Need a table for the Gun Show?

The Glasgow Gun Show is scheduled for May 3rd
through the 5th at the Glasgow Civic Center. There are
80+ tables available at $40 per table. To reserve a table,
contact Al Kwasinski, 406-234-3191.

Here’s a *T*I*P*
Question: Who was the first woman on a U.S.
currency bill?
Answer: The country’s first-ever First Lady, Martha
Washington, George’s wife. She was on the front side of
the 1886 $1 Dollar Note, which was redeemable for one
silver dollar and known as “Ornate Marthas.” If you
have one or more tucked away they are worth anywhere
from $50-to-$1,000 in today’s currency value.
Who are the other women on U.S. currency?
On the back side of 1865 and 1875 $20 U.S. Notes
Easter Sale
was depicted the baptism of Pocahontas (1596-1617), Easter Décor, Baskets Gandy Dancers
& Easter Items
the Native American woman notable for her association 20% OFF Ball
with the colonial settlement at Jamestwon, Virginia. Thru Saturday Friday, April 19
Sacagawea (1788-1812) is on the front (obverse 6:00 pm Social
side) of the 2000 series $1 coin. She was a Lemhi Red Barn
Gifts 7:00 pm Dinner
Shoshone woman who is known for her help to the 10 am - 5:30 pm M - F $15 per Plate
Lewis and Clark Expedition in achieving their chartered 10 am - 4 pm Sat. All Crafts Invited
mission objectives by exploring the Louisiana Purchase.
Susan B. Anthony (1820-1906) is on the obverse Feeling overwhelmed?
side of the 1979-81 $1 coin. She was an American social Moving to Prairie Ridge,
reformer and women’s rights activist The Manor or Valley View?
who played a pivotal role in the Let us help.
women’s suffrage movement.
And the Lady Liberty coin, she’s
celebrating her 225th anniversary!
— mike, Things, Ideas & People,
Daniels County Leader Call Shawn Beard • 230-1025
Memo From Accounting Department
It has come to our attention unproductive time. what you are doing during your
recently that many of you have been Attached below is a sheet unproductive time. Please begin
turning in timesheets that specify specifying a tentative extended job using this job-code list immediately
large amounts of “Miscellaneous code list based on our observations and let us know about any difficulties
Unproductive Time” (Code 5309). of employee activities. you may encounter.
However, we need to know exactly The list will allow you to specify Thank you,
what you are doing during your with a fair amount of precision Accounting
Code Description: Code Description:
5316 Useless Meeting 6211 Updating Resume
5317 Obstructing Communications at Meeting 6212 Faxing Resume to Another Employer/Headhunter
5318 Trying to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting 6213 Out of Office on Interview
5319 Waiting for Break 6221 Pretending to Work While Boss Is Watching
5320 Waiting for Lunch 6222 Pretending to Enjoy Your Job
5321 Waiting for End of Day 6223 Pretending You Like Coworker
5322 Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker 6224 Pretending You Like Important People When in
5323 Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker While Reality They are Jerks
Coworker is Not Present 6238 Miscellaneous Unproductive Fantasizing
5393 Covering for Incompetence of Coworker Friend 6350 Playing Pranks on the New Guy/Girl
5400 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Not 6601 Running your own Business on Company Time (See
Interested in Learning Code #6603)
5401 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Stupid 6602 Complaining
5402 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who Hates You 6603 Writing a Book on Company Time
5481 Buying Snack 6611 Staring Into Space
5482 Eating Snack 6612 Staring At Computer Screen
5500 Filling Out Timesheet 6615 Transcendental Meditation
5501 Inventing Timesheet Entries 6969 Hiding Out in Broom Closet
5502 Waiting for Something to Happen 7281 Extended Visit to the Bathroom (at least 10 minutes)
5503 Scratching Yourself 7400 Talking With Divorce Lawyer on Phone
5504 Sleeping 7401 Talking With Plumber on Phone
5510 Feeling Bored 7402 Talking With Dentist on Phone
5511 Feeling Horny 7403 Talking With Doctor on Phone
5600 Complaining About Lousy Job 7404 Talking With Masseuse on Phone
5601 Complaining About Low Pay 7405 Talking With House Painter on Phone
5602 Complaining About Long Hours 7406 Talking With Personal Therapist on Phone
5603 Complaining About Coworker (See Codes #5322 & 7419 Talking With Miscellaneous Paid Professional on
#5323) Phone
5604 Complaining About Boss 7425 Talking With Mistress/Boy-Toy on Phone
5605 Complaining About Personal Problems 7931 Asking Coworker to Aid You in an Illicit Activity
5640 Miscellaneous Unproductive Complaining 8000 Recreational Drug Use
5701 Not Actually Present At Job 8001 Non-recreational Drug Use
5702 Suffering from Eight-Hour Flu 8002 Liquid Lunch
6102 Ordering Out
6103 Waiting for Food Delivery to Arrive
6104 Taking It Easy While Digesting Food
6200 Using Company Resources for Personal Profit
6201 Stealing Company Goods
Sunnyside Steal Deal
6202 Making Excuses After Accidentally Destroying ½ Priced Membership for New Members
Company Goods ½ Priced Initiation Fee for First Time Members
6203 Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Come See Andy to get signed up!
Personal Calls
Sign Up Now for Member Guest Tournament, Apr. 27!
6204 Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance
Registration 9:00am - Tee off 10:00am
Personal Calls to Sell Stolen Company Goods
Chance for Non-Members to Win Free Membership
6205 Hiding from Boss
Men’s, Women’s & Raffling off Membership • Cash Prizes
6206 Gossip
$50 per Team
6207 Planning a Social Event (e.g. vacation, wedding, etc.)
6210 Feeling Sorry For Yourself SUNNYSIDE GOLF & COUNTRY CLUB 228-9519