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She’s a tried & true outdoors woman!

Madison Bunk has shared her photos for the Buzz 1st on private property in the Nashua vicinity. She
with some interesting nature and wildlife shots, and likes wild game, and deer steaks, roasts, burger and
now she’s finally in a photo with another nice shot jerky will be enjoyed in the months ahead as she
with her .243 — a buck she harvested on November said it had a huge body. Great job, Madison!

In case you missed it Garcia is the art teacher at

Nashua High School and does
of Joseph Garcia. The WAG also
continues to offer private wheel
If you missed Joseph Garcia’s digital art of prehistoric creatures throwing & hand-building classes.
Artist of the Month reception at the designed to reflect their natural Contact Mary, 406-230-0148, for
Wheatgrass Arts & Gallery, there is habitat. Please take time to come more information & to register for
still time to take in his show. in and enjoy the fantastic artistry your class.
 Let the festivities begin! Congrats to Ken Jansa
Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks recently appointed
Fall Candles, Floral, Dishes, Decor six new members — one from each region —to the
and so much more… Montana Wetlands Protection Advisory Council.
NOW 30% OFF! Glasgow’s Ken Jansa, avid waterfowl hunter and who
sells us Ducks Unlimited calendars, gun raffle tickets
Stop in to see our beautiful
and such, is one of the appointees.
selection of Christmas Decor.
Trees, Ornaments, Garlands, The council advises FWP on general management
Candles, Lighted Lanterns 501 1st Ave. S
and direction of the Migratory Bird Wetland Program.
and sooo much more. 406-228-4646
We have something for everyone.

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Breezy
conditions

Today: Sunny, with a high near 47. Breezy, with a west

northwest wind 18 to 24 mph, with gusts as high as 33
Happy birthday,
mph.
Tonight: Partly cloudy, with a low around 26. West last best place!
northwest wind around 17 mph, with gusts as high as On November 8, 1889, Montana entered the
26 mph. Union and became the 41st state of the United States of
Thursday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 42. West America. This year marks her 134th birthday.
northwest wind around 14 mph, with gusts as high as The name Montana has a Spanish origin. The
20 mph.
earliest Spanish settlers named the territory “montaña”
Thursday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 21. West and it means mountain in Spanish.
northwest wind 6 to 8 mph becoming east southeast in
the evening. Many of the frontiersmen who settled Montana were
prospectors looking for gold. The mineral richness of
Friday: Partly sunny, with a high near 42. Southeast wind
7 to 11 mph. the land earned it the nickname the “Treasure State.”
Friday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 23. South
Montana’s state motto is “Oro y Plata,” which is Spanish
wind 7 to 9 mph. for “Gold and Silver,” a reference to its prospecting days.
Veterans Day: Mostly sunny, with a high near 49. South Gold was first discovered in Montana in 1852.
southwest wind 6 to 13 mph, with gusts as high as 20 In a letter to his son, A.B. Guthrie wrote about the
mph. vastness of the Montana sky. His son, A.B. Guthrie Jr.,
Saturday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 30. would set another one of the state’s nicknames, “Big Sky
West wind 11 to 16 mph, with gusts as high as 24 mph. Country,” with his novel of the same name.
Sunday: Sunny, with a high near 55. West southwest Montana is the only US state with a “triple divide,”
wind 11 to 14 mph, with gusts as high as 21 mph. where three drainage basins meet. Water from Montana
Sunday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 31. South flows to both the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans and the
southeast wind 9 to 11 mph. Hudson Bay. And would you believe that Montana is
Monday: Partly sunny, with a high near 56. Southeast the only state that is exactly one time zone wide? Now if
wind around 8 mph becoming west southwest in the we could just do without the time change.
afternoon.
And would you also believe Montana is slightly
Monday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 30. larger than Japan which has a population of over 123
Tuesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 53. million people? Yes, we are living in the last best place.
 BUZZIFIEDS COTTONWOOD INN has an opening for a part time morning line cook.
Cooks are responsible for the consistent preparation of cuisine for the
BUZZ dining room, lounge, banquets, and other food facilities, resulting in
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November 28th. 406-263-2767 running of the kitchen and manage areas of profit, stock, wastage control,
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downtown. 406-263-4893 FOR INFORMATION. POSITION AVAILABLE Blade Operator Position. The Valley County Road
BUZZ Department is looking to hire Permanent Equipment Operator. Information
STORAGE IN TOWN: Outdoor RV, Boat, Trailer storage easy access year and details can be obtained stopping by or calling the VALLEY COUNTY
round. $50.00 per month or one month free if paid by the year. Located ROAD DEPARTMENT AT 406-228-4233
behind Al’s Mini Storage. CALL 406-263-1177 BUZZ
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359-9322 VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for CNAs for day shift. High paid wage
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be flexible for scheduling and work 12 hour shifts, must work well with Applicant should be tech-savvy, energetic, creatively aware, and in-tune with the
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CAFE IN SACO is looking for a cook. CALL 406-648-7307 manager.
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VALLEY COUNTY TRANSIT has an opening for a part time employee
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pay. Must be able to obtain a CDL within 90 days of hire. People skills and Starting wage depending on experience. Benefits
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Hostage Situation, Part Two! what was going on at the Seal Masters building and

It Can’t Happen to Me! discovered the police had surrounded the building
and helicopters were flying overhead.
by Frank & Lin Vargo The traffic from the Sand Island Coast Guard
Guy George, went to his place of employment, Station was beginning to back up for miles, all the way
Seal Masters of Hawaii, where he was Vice President! back to the Sand Island Bridge. The HPD Motorcycle
It was a very nice sunshiny day, as always, and Guy police had the road blocked off to the traffic so
was looking forward to the weekend so he could vehicles could not go past the Seal Masters building
go fishing with his friend, Mr. John Young on the and it was beginning to get warm, temperature wise.
“Golden Dragon”. I waved to the Officer, since I had worked with
Guy was a crew member on the Dragon along him and he came over. I told him that if he lets me
with several others and the Dragon was berthed next go past I can get access to diverting the traffic. He
to us on the 1000 dock. Guy went into the office knew that I was pretty good at finding ways out of
building at around 7:00AM and as he told us later, he situations but he did not know of any way out for the
had no idea what was going to transpire. massive migration of vehicles and the drivers were
Just a regular day in paradise! beginning to get irate and were honking their horns,
As Guy told us, he was at his desk when John so he rejected my offer.
Miranda burst into the building with a shotgun So I walked about a half a mile down Sand Island
demanding money because the company had Access Road and ran across the street into the area
terminated him 8 months earlier and he was in dire of military surplus buildings and went into a friends
straits for cash and demanded $20,000 from the shop who was watching the situation unfold.
owner, Mr. Harry Lee. Mr. Lee, looking down the Mary’s Army /Navy surplus store had a gated
barrel of a sawed off shotgun, agreed to pay but his parking lot that had a large locked gate that when
wife decided that they should call the police instead, opened, led to an alleyway that went to the main
which only angered Miranda even more. He gathered highway. This would cut off about a half mile and
up 5 employees, especially Guy George, since Guy the traffic could pass by without going too close to
had dismissed Miranda in the first place. the Seal Masters building and to allow the traffic to
As the negotiations broke down Miranda in a fit pass by safely. With the help of Mary, we managed
of rage, then opened fire with his sawed-off shotgun to unlock the gate and waved at the Motorcycle Cop
and shot George once in the leg. George suffered a to direct the traffic towards us and on to Nimitz
serious gunshot wound to his right leg, and nearly Highway.
half of it was blown off. Miranda at this point in time, came back into
As Guy later told us, Miranda then took the two Guy’s office and dragged Guy to the window to show
women into the bathroom to tie them up. While they the police that he meant business and that he had
were gone, Guy begged the other two employees who already shot one hostage and would continue to do
were in Guy’s office with him, to help him climb out so.
the window by lifting him up and try to boost him As Guy was balancing himself on the window
out the window. But, the employees refused being ledge Miranda walked away, since Guy was not going
too scared that Miranda would come in and shoot anywhere and that is when Guy leaped out of the
them for helping Guy. window and slid down the side of the building falling
In the mean time, Miranda called a radio station ten feet to the ground and dragged himself to safety
and made demands in an attempt to explain his all by himself.
reason for taking the hostages. Guy was badly injured but he made it to safety.
HPD, the Hawaii Police Department personnel, Miranda was enraged with Guy’s escape, and
tried to calm the situation down. By now, John Guy told us later, Miranda was going to kill Guy first.
Miranda had a National Televised Audience. Miranda then grabbed another hostage, Tom
We were on our boat when the Police Helicopters McNeil and taped the shotgun to the back of Tom’s
flew over head and ordered everyone not to leave the head and then taped the shotgun’s trigger to himself.
harbor but of course did not explain the situation. Miranda then began walking out of the building with
I walked to the Sand Island Access Road to see the new hostage. He walked down the stairs with the
three remaining hostages in front of him and finally
let them go but returned back to the top of the steps COMEDY NIGHT
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 11
PRESALE
$15
with McNeil. DOORS OPEN AT 7:30 PM $20 AT
After several hours had passed and hostage SHOW STARTS AT 8 PM THE DOOR
Must be 21 to enjoy
negotiators were trying their best to have the situation
Featuring
resolved, Miranda decided to go down the stairs with CODY TIANO
his new hostage, down to the street. Cody has never shied away from making a
crowd blush a little. His quick wit and boyish
By the time the two reached the street, they were charm, paired with his edgy sense of humor
both surrounded by Police with no where to go, so make him a club favorite.
Miranda told Tom McNeil to count to 60 and then he ISAK ALLEN
was going to execute him. Isak addresses his mixed heritage and cultural
upbringing on stage, as well as his divorce at
Tom refused to comply, so Miranda counted 30 years of age, his brief career in music and
for him and when he reached 13 McNeil quickly his opinions of millennials. He has a triple
major in neuroscience. He has shared the
spun around and Miranda fired, but the shot missed stage with Joe Rogan, Bill Burr, Tom Papa and
McNeil’s head and Miranda was shot in the chest by many more!

police sharpshooters and later died.

After a lengthy stay in the hospital, Guy George
came down our dock. We watched Guy walking as H
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him. Captain John Young came out of Golden Dragon PA R T
The Nashua Volunteer Fire Department would like to thank
with a brand new bottle of Crown Royal Whiskey that everyone who participated in our World Series Fundraiser.
we all had donated to. The winners, each receiving $100 are:
Guy was not too proud to show his new leg, Game 1 ~ Dan Crotty
Game 2 ~ Jon Engstrom
which was mostly a titanium rod with skin grafts. Game 3 ~ Verlin Borgen
Guy turned to me and lamented “I was on my own. Game 4 ~ Ron Ost
NO ONE came to help me”! Game 5 ~ Zac Garsjo
Game 6 ~ Rick Viste (using game 5 score)
He told Lin and me that after he managed to
Game 7 ~ Paul Wemmer (using game 5 score)
crawl those many yards to safety to the ambulance,
finally some one came to help him up. It’s funny, when I walk into a
He said the first question the officer asked him spider web I demolish his home
was are you HIV Positive!! Guy screamed at the man, and misplace his dinner, yet I
hell no!, and finally was lifted into the ambulance. still feel like the victim.
That was a long time ago, Guy George lives in
Tennessee now, hopefully doing well.
Oh, by the way, Guy George’s blood stains are still BS
visible on the side of the Seal Master’s of Hawaii
building, to this day. It was difficult to drive by the
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Home of the BS Buzz
building and seeing a good friend’s escape route
knowing what transpired on that fateful day.
Shortly there-after we moved our boat to a new
harbor several miles away. We never returned to Full Color Printing
Keehi Lagoon but Guy would come down to the Ala
Wai Yacht Harbor to visit. Envelopes • Brochures • Business Cards
A real wonderful man who was very lucky that Advertising in the BS Buzz
day.
And So It Goes.
Passport Pictures
Frank and Lin [email protected] • 515 2nd Ave. S • (406) 228-4558
 Friendsgiving
IS BACK!!!
The Saint Marie Fire Department is partnering with the
Saint Marie Village Association this year to provide a
FREE Thanksgiving dinner
FOR ALL YOUR to our neighbors and friends!
ELECTRICAL NEEDS Join us on November 18th from 5-7
at the Saint Marie Townhall
for a night of good food and great friends.
CALL 263-2724 Contact Mary-Jean at 406-350-2218 for more info.

THURSDAY
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Deli Melt

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GLASGOW
SCHOOL MENU
THURSDAY
Breakfast
Egg & Chz Omelet • Tri Tater
M. Oranges • Milk
Lunch
Pepperoni Pizza • Salad w/
Ranch • Grapes • Banana
Bread • Milk
 Harvest Festival
YOU ARE INVITED TO

AT VALLEY VIEW HOME

Thursday, November 16th
from 4pm to 7pm
Bake Sale, 50/50, and a “Thanksgiving Dinner Basket”!!
1225 Perry Lane
Glasgow, MT FREE BLOOD PRESSURE CLINICS
November 9 at 5:30 - 7pm
Glasgow VFW

November 16 from 1 - 2:30pm

Nemont Manor

American Legion meeting tonight November 17 at 11am - 1pm

Reynolds Market
There will be an American Legion & Auxiliary November 21 from 10 - 11:30am
special meeting tonight (Wednesday, November 8th) Glasgow Senior Center
at 6:00 at the VFW Post #3107 in Glasgow. On the Nov 21 from 11:30am - 1:30pm
agenda is Veterans Day, and the American Legion State Fort Peck Fish Hatchery
Convention. All are welcome and there will be food.

Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about

to testify in his own defense. “You must swear to tell the
complete truth. Do you understand?”
The client replied that he did. Then lawyer then
asked, “Do you know what will happen if you don’t tell
the truth?”
The client looked back and said, “I imagine that
our side will win.”

A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing

aid, but didn’t want to spend a lot of money.
“How much do they cost?” he asked the
salesman.
“Anything from $2 to $2,000.”
“Hmmm....” the man pondered, “Can I see the
$2 model?” asked the customer.
The salesman put the device around the man’s
neck, and said: “You just stick this button in your
ear and run this little string down into your pocket.”
“How does it work?” asked the customer.
“For $2, it doesn’t work,” said the salesman.
“But when people see it on you, they’ll talk louder.”
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Moving to Prairie Ridge, The will be having a
Manor, or Valley View?
LET US HELP. VETERAN’S DAY OBSERVANCE
Helping Senior Adults with their move Saturday, November 11
at 11:00 AM
RATES:
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at the Opheim
$200/hr: Moving from home to Prairie Ridge,
The Manor or Valley View

Community Church
$250/hr: Moving from home to a different house
Call Shawn Beard • 230-1025

Wonderfall is a wowser at Singapore’s Changi Airport

With a population of Dreamscape feature in the transit T2’s handling capacity has
approximately 5,637,000 people as of area that comprises an immersive climbed from 23 million to 28 million
2022 living on island of 283.5 square garden elevated over a pond, all of passengers a year. This takes Changi
miles (in comparison, Montana is it laid out beneath a dynamic digital Airport’s overall yearly capacity to 90
147,046 square miles population sky. Dreamscape features more than million passengers per year. But if you
nearing 1,400,00 people), Singapore 20,000 plants from 100 species, some should travel to Singapore, it would
probably has the coolest airport in the of which are not commonly found in probably be worth it to go through all
world! Singapore. the wonderment that T2 has to offer.
Singapore’s Changi Airport won The garden also has a fish pond Changi Airport is also known
a prominent Best Airport award earlier that passengers can stride across on for shopping, dining, entertainment,
this year, and that was even before it a transparent platform, amid audio and accommodation complex and is
unveiled its revamp of Terminal 2 recordings of more than 100 calls of also home to the world’s tallest indoor
which includes the Wonderfall, a four- birds, insects and other creatures. waterfall.
story digital waterfall located between Taking nearly four years to You can check out a video by
two lush gardens with original music complete, it recently re-opened a punching in Changi Airport T2 into
composed by Canadian pianist Jean- week or so ago (construction shut your search engine and enjoy. The
Michel Blais. down during the phony Wu-Hu Flue Changi Airport could be a vacation
It also features a stunning new pandemic). destination all in itself!