By Liz Flahive and Carly Mensch
By Liz Flahive and Carly Mensch
By Liz Flahive and Carly Mensch
by
Writer's Draft
10/2/15
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
RUTH
In this world there are good guys and bad
guys. And we are the good guys.
You see that name on my door? That’s my
father’s name, sonofabitch. But this
isn’t about him. This is about justice.
This is about holding on to what is ours.
This is about my firm, and my name.
RUTH (CONT’D)
And I will not be bullied into
submission.
RUTH (CONT’D)
Can I just say-- Thank you so much for
bringing me in. There aren’t parts like
this for women right now. It’s great.
Really powerful.
MALLORY
You were reading the man’s part.
RUTH
I was? Oh. God. I’m sorry. I figured Mel
was short for Melanie. And then the other
part was-- Okay.
MALLORY
Would you like to start again?
RUTH
Yes. I would.
A beat. Then.
RUTH
Sorry to interrupt. Your wife is on line
2.
CASTING DIRECTOR
Okay. Thank you Ruth.
RUTH
Thank you so much.
Ruth takes the long walk down the conference room past
the Casting Director. She pulls open the very heavy door.
It’s hard to get out of there.
RUTH
Hey Mallory.
RUTH (CONT’D)
It’s Ruth Wilder. I was hoping to get
some feedback on my audition.
MALLORY
Have you been hiding in here for two
hours?
RUTH
Yes.
MALLORY
You know that I wait until the end of a
casting session to pee. Out of respect to
the actors. If you want feedback, call
your agent.
RUTH
I don’t have an agent. Turns out if you
don’t work for two years people stop
caring about you. I do have an answering
machine.
MALLORY
Still. This is extremely unprofessional.
RUTH
You call me in a lot and you never cast
me. If there’s something I need to change
I want to change it.
MALLORY
(deep breath. Then.)
Every director says “Get me someone I
don’t know. Someone I haven’t seen. I
want a girl who’s real.” I bring you in
so they can see that they don’t actually
want the thing they think they want.
MALLORY (CONT’D)
What I think? If it was 1940, you’d work.
But it’s 1985. Everyone wants Jane Fonda
or Jamie Lee Curtis.
RUTH
Okay. Well. Do you have any advice?
Besides going back in time.
MALLORY
Maybe you need to broaden your scope. I
cast some experimental projects on the
side. If you’re open to that kind of a
thing.
RUTH
What kind of thing?
CASTING DIRECTOR
Would you consider doing erotica?
A beat.
4.
RUTH
...Porn?
MALLORY
Obviously, I’m not suggesting you go have
sex on camera unless that’s something
you’re interested in.
RUTH
What I’m interested in are real parts.
Not secretaries telling powerful men
their wives are on line 2.
MALLORY
You read the man’s part on purpose,
didn’t you.
RUTH
It’s the better part.
JAZZERCISE INSTRUCTOR
Time to tighten and tone those muscles.
Feel it. Find it. Do it. Want it. And to
the right. Hip. Hip. Hip. And to the
left. Get loose ladies. Get loose.
DEBBIE
You missed half the class.
5.
RUTH
Sorry. Sorry.
JAZZERCISE INSTRUCTOR
Bigger. And bigger. And Looser. And
Looser.
RUTH
I thought we were here to tighten.
DEBBIE
I recently pushed a baby out of my vagina
it’s all pretty god damned loose.
RUTH
Debbie.
DEBBIE
Oh my god. Make it stop.
RUTH
I actually would do porn. If it had a
good story. Like, porn Shakespeare. I
would do that.
RUTH (CONT’D)
“My lord, I have remembrances of yours
that I have longed long to re-deliver.”
DEBBIE
You wouldn’t really do porn, would you?
6.
RUTH
Things have changed since you
disappeared.
DEBBIE
Uh, I didn’t disappear. I had a baby.
Which you could too! Then we can both
have babies.
RUTH
Yes. That’s a great idea. Which of the
guys that I randomly sleep with do you
think would make a good father. Alcoholic
from the Farmers Market. Depressed Stand
Up.
DEBBIE
Maybe you should try wanting something
else. Seriously. Once I decided I was
done acting and that I really wanted to
get married and have a baby it was like,
boom! Mark. Boom! Pregnant with Randy.
RUTH
When I win an Oscar then I can have a
baby.
DEBBIE
Don’t you have to be in a movie to win an
Oscar?
TAN WOMAN
(to Debbie)
I’m sorry, were you on Falcon Crest?
DEBBIE
I was.
TAN WOMAN
You were so good. Sorry. I never do this.
But when you fell down that elevator
shaft, I cried. And I don’t cry.
DEBBIE
Aw, thank you that’s so nice.
RUTH
Please don’t go. I’m not gonna see you
for another eight months and I’m gonna
get even more depressed.
DEBBIE
Sorry, I can’t leave Randy with my mom
for more than 2 hours.
RUTH
I hate Randy. If you didn’t have those
boobs he wouldn’t give a shit about you.
VOICE ON MACHINE
Ruth. It’s Mallory. There’s an audition.
I’m not running it. It’s in Watts. And
they’re looking for unconventional women,
and I thought of you, whatever the hell
that means. It’s not porn. If you ambush
me in the bathroom again, we’re through.
Good luck!
Ruth drives her powder blue ‘82 Camry through Watts. The
Thomas Guide open on her lap. These streets aren’t
looking familiar. Or safe. She rolls past a CAR ON FIRE.
She locks the doors and cranks up the radio...
Ruth pulls open the heavy door. Her POV: a ratty training
gym. Weight bags. Old fraying mats. Broken lockers.
8.
RUTH
Have they started the audition yet?
FIJI
I don’t know. I’ve never been to one of
these before.
RUTH
Are you... SAG?
FIJI
(laughing)
You know what. I don’t know what I am.
RUTH
Well. It’s not porn. Just so you know.
Just then the doors swing open and a tall imposing woman,
40s, wearing a fox stole, fishnets and a leather bodice,
strides in. Meet MATILDA THE HUN. Unlike the other women,
she arrives completely in character. Matilda walks up the
bleachers and looks at Ruth.
MATILDA
Guten tag darling. Hold the fox.
She tosses Ruth her fox as she fixes her fishnets. Then
she takes it back and finds a seat. Ruth is transfixed.
ARTHIE PREMKUMAR, 20s, an Indian girl in scrubs, rummages
through her large purse. She looks over at Ruth.
ARTHIE
Do you have a scrunchie?
ARTHIE (CONT’D)
If I put that in my hair I will never
find it again. But thanks.
9.
RUTH
Are you on St. Elsewhere?
ARTHIE
I wish, I love that show. I’m a resident
at Cedars.
Ruth looks at her, what the fuck is going on. Then, SAM
SYLVIA (40s) emerges and walks over to the girls. He’s
cocky-charming, disheveled, and clearly coked up. A
Hollywood Director who hasn’t seen much of Hollywood
lately.
SAM
(rubs his eyes)
Okay. I said I’d do anything and here we
fucking are. Okay.
SAM (CONT’D)
Hello ladies. My name is Sam Sylvia.
Welcome to GLOW. And welcome to Watts.
What a shithole. Today we’ll just be
doing first looks and first cuts. So if
you can line up and have your headshots
out.
RUTH
Are there sides?
ARTHIE
I didn’t get sides.
SAM
Hey. Here’s how it’s gonna go. You’re all
gonna stop talking and smile at me. Hand
me your headshot. And then I’ll tell you
who I want to see again.
CHERRY
How bout you tell us what the fuck we’re
all doing here.
SAM
Hey Cherry.
CHERRY
Hey, baby. This another one of your
shitty sex vampire movies?
10.
SAM
It’s not a movie. It’s GLOW.
RUTH
Sorry, what’s GLOW?
SAM
Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.
A beat.
SAM (CONT’D)
It’s a women’s wrestling television show.
Lady wrestling. Like what the big guys
do. But girls. Girl on girl.
ARTHIE
(excited)
So like, Hulk Hogan?
SAM
If one of you turns out to be Hulk Hogan,
then I’ve hit the fucking jackpot.
SAM (CONT’D)
Okay. Here’s what’s happening. Yes, this
is a wrestling show. Yes, you will have
to actually wrestle. Meaning: Bodyslams.
Tit grabs. Crotchbombs. Hair pulls. Pile
drives. That move where one person spins
another person in the air, I don’t know
what that is called yet. If this is going
to be a problem for any of you, I suggest
you leave now.
A beat. Then HALF the women stand up and walk out. Ruth
stands up. Then she sits back down.
SAM (CONT’D)
Congratulations ladies. You’ve made it
through the first round of cuts. Painless
right?
SAM (CONT’D)
For those remaining, I need everyone to
sign a waver in case of serious injury
and or death.
(MORE)
11.
SAM (CONT’D)
Tomorrow we’ll do a six hour boot camp
followed by callbacks.
(then)
Good luck.
FIJI
That’s a picture of me and my boyfriend.
I don’t have any pictures of just me.
SAM
Your eyes are closed.
FIJI
I don’t take a lot of pictures.
SAM
Great. See you tomorrow. Goddammit.
CHERRY
Who is trusting you with a TV show.
SAM
I’m doing somebody a favor.
CHERRY
Why don’t you just save me some time and
make me an offer.
SAM
You’ve gotta audition, Cherry. Just like
everyone else.
CHERRY
Same old asshole. You still married?
SAM
You still in that threesome?
12.
CHERRY
Monogamy doesn’t work for me, baby. You
know that.
ARTHIE
No, I haven’t acted professionally per se
but I came very close to cab driver
number 1 and terrorist number 2.
SAM
Hold on Jailbait. Come back here.
SAM (CONT’D)
What is this, a class photo? Did you take
this at a mall?
JAILBAIT
No.
SAM
How old are you?
JAILBAIT
(unconvincing)
Nineteen.
SAM
Alright. We’ll see.
SAM (CONT’D)
Ruth Wilder. Now. This looks like you.
RUTH
Yeah. It’s a headshot.
SAM
Is this picture out of focus.
13.
RUTH
Uh. No. It’s in focus.
SAM
I’ve been up for 36 hours. Maybe that’s
it.
SAM (CONT’D)
Strindberg? Who the fuck is that? I’m
kidding. I know who that is. So what are
you, a real actor.
RUTH
Yeah. I’ve done some theater in Omaha,
and I did a film a few years ago with
Warren Beatty. Non speaking. Speaking of
speaking. How much real acting will there
be on this show?
SAM
Real acting as opposed to...?
RUTH
Hair pulling.
SAM
You mean wrestling.
RUTH
Yeah.
SAM
You don’t like wrestling.
RUTH
I don’t really know wrestling.
SAM
But you don’t think it’s acting.
RUTH
It isn’t, right? Isn’t it like, a sport?
With costumes.
SAM
Do people think you’re pretty?
14.
RUTH
Uh--- Does it... What?
SAM
Because one minute I think fuck yeah
she’s pretty and the next minute I’m not
sure. You’ve got one of those faces that
changes the more you look at it.
RUTH
What the hell does that mean.
SAM
It means I don’t know about you. And I’m
high. Ruth. Ruth. Not a great name.
SAM (CONT’D)
Come back tomorrow. Wear something you
can move in.
RUTH/CAROL ALT
Are you washing your face or drying your
skin? Using soap can leave your face
dried out, with wrinkles. But Noxzema
skin cream cleans without drying.
RUTH
Fuck you. I should have gotten that part.
RUTH (CONT’D)
HELLO. HELLO. I’M CALLING THE POLICE.
RUTH (CONT’D)
Oh my god, what are you doing. Why are
you climbing in my window.
MARRIED GUY
You said you didn’t want anyone to find
out about us. So I parked 4 blocks away.
And then I thought I’d climb in the
window so no one would see me and--
RUTH
No, climb out. Go.
MARRIED GUY
I’m not athletic--
RUTH
I know!
MARRIED GUY
I hadn’t thought about you in months. I
haven’t called. But then today--
RUTH
Stop. Today is just a day. You’re
married. You have a family.
MARRIED GUY
Ruth. You can’t just pull the plug on
this. You and me. This is real.
16.
RUTH
No it’s not. And I need to focus on my
career.
MARRIED GUY
Why? Did you get a part?
RUTH
No. Why’d you have to ask that?
MARRIED GUY
Sorry, sorry, I just, I can’t stop
thinking about you. You’re so real.
RUTH
Of course I’m real, I don’t understand
why everyone keeps saying that to me like
it’s information. I’m a person. You’re a
person. Everyone’s a person.
MARRIED GUY
I think you’re the one.
RUTH
Then you’re bad at math. There are a
million of me out there. I’m nothing
special.
MARRIED GUY
Ruth. Do you really want me to go?
CUT TO:
Ruth and Married Guy are having sex. She’s on top of him.
MARRIED GUY
Oh my god. Ruth. You’re amazing. You’re
amazing. You’re so real.
SAM (O.C.)
Over the next two days I will be casting
a squad of twelve women to play wrestlers
on TV. Based on one: Can you follow basic
directions. And two: Do I like your face.
Or, do I not like your face.
SAM (CONT’D)
Finally. This hulking specimen is Salty.
If you don’t want to leave here with a
broken spine, I’d listen to him very
carefully.
SALTY
Alright. First up, forward rolls. Like
when you were in pre-school. Keep your
chin tucked.
SAM
You heard the big man.
RUTH
Are you sure you can roll in that?
MATILDA
Oh, honey. I’ve wrestled a bear in this
outfit.
RUTH
You wrestled a bear.
18.
MATILDA
Bears, midgets, sex slaves.
HANNAH
I thought this was an audition for a kids
show. That’s my sweet spot.
ARTHIE
It is a kid’s show. I mean, it’s a family
show. My Nonna watches WWF Superstars
every week. She’s 85 and she doesn’t
speak any English.
CHERRY
My kids wouldn’t watch this shit.
RUTH
Oh wow. You have kids?
CHERRY
Why, you wanna babysit?
RUTH
I’m already working two jobs. Plus, if I
get this...
SAM (O.S.)
Number twelve! You remind me of my ex-
wife. Thank you very much.
RUTH
He’s already cutting people? I thought
this was the warm-up.
The girls now run the ropes. (Ie, sprinting from one side
of the ring to the other, throwing your body into the
ropes and bouncing off.)
19.
SAM
Numbers Eight and Twenty-Seven. Don’t
look so surprised. Thank you!
Two more girls pass Ruth as they head out of the ring.
Reggie runs smack into a girl, who hits the mat hard.
SAM
Floor girl. Can’t see your number. Bye.
RUTH
Hawaii, right?
FIJI
Fiji.
RUTH
Right. ‘Cause you’re from...
FIJI
Samoa.
RUTH
That’s confusing.
SALTY
This throw is called a hair mare. The
attacker should grab hold of the victim’s
hair. Then sort of pull her head down and
forward, flipping her onto her back.
RUTH
So what’s our backstory.
FIJI
Our what?
RUTH
What’s motivating this? Why are fighting?
What’s pushing you to come after me and
grab me by the hair and throw me to the
ground. It has to be something.
20.
FIJI
He told us to.
RUTH
I think we need to stand out somehow.
There are still twenty-five girls, which
means anyone could still be cut. So we
need to go above and beyond.
(then)
Trust me. I’m an actor, I know what I’m
doing.
FIJI
(nervous)
Okay.
CHERRY
I don’t think so. You’re not fucking up
my hair.
Cherry grabs Jailbait by the hair and throws her onto her
back. It’s kinda fun.
JAILBAIT
My turn now?
CHERRY
No. Let’s do that again.
Arthie grabs Hannah by her Jew Fro and throws her on the
mat. Boom.
Fiji tries to grab Ruth by the hair but Ruth moves away
from her.
RUTH
Please. I beg you. Have mercy. I’m not
your enemy.
FIJI
You stole.
21.
RUTH
Bread. For my family.
SAM
What the fuck is this?
SALTY
Just do the move.
RUTH
We are, we’re trying to motivate this
with a backstory.
(feeding Fiji her line)
There is a law...
FIJI
There is a law. You broke it. And now.
You will pay the ultimate price.
SAM
Number 22 and 30. Thank you.
RUTH
What? Why?
SAM
I told you to follow directions, and you
didn’t. So you’re both cut.
RUTH
There’s no scenes to read, no character
work. So, yes, we improvised.
SAM
Since I’m feeling generous. Sophie’s
Choice. Why should it be you and not her.
Go go go. Tear each other limb from limb.
RUTH
I’m a real actor, I would do anything to
get this job and I’m a lot younger.
SAM
And you?
22.
FIJI
I won the Bronze medal for shotput in the
‘84 Olympics.
SAM
I’ll keep the Olympian.
(to Ruth)
You’re out.
RUTH
Because I tried something different?
SAM
Maybe. Or cause I don’t like your face.
Or your ass. Or I like them too much. I
dunno. I don’t really have to explain
myself. That’s the beauty of being the
director.
11-YEAR-OLD GIRL
What the fuck are you looking at you ugly
bitch?
RUTH
Not now okay. I just got cut from my
eight hundredth audition. And now I’ve
got two pies and I’m going to eat them. I
like your braids.
11-YEAR-OLD BOY
You gonna scalp us?
RUTH
Yeah. That’s what I’m all about. Give me
your hair.
RUTH
No. I just bought this.
23.
RUTH
No. It’s my pie. I had the shitty day.
Me. My pie. Go get your own pie. Okay?
11-YEAR-OLD-BOY
Ow!
RUTH
Don’t underestimate me.
The 9 year old girl grabs her purse off her arm and the
kids take off. Ruth runs after them.
RUTH (CONT’D)
My keys! I don’t care about the purse
just give me my keys. I need my keys.
Ruth runs after them a little more but they’re gone. Then
she turns and looks at her Camry.
RUTH
I’m sorry. Thank you. I’m sorry.
DEBBIE
Shhh. Please. Please. Don’t wake him up.
What are you doing here? This is NOT a
good neighborhood.
RUTH
I had a callback.
DEBBIE
Did you get it?
24.
RUTH
No. But I got mugged by a bunch of fifth
graders. I’m so glad you were home. I
don’t know who I would have called.
DEBBIE
Just don’t tell Mark I brought the baby
here. He gets really freaked out when I
leave Pasadena.
(beat)
Do you want to come over. Have dinner
with us.
RUTH
No. I’ve got acting class tonight. Can
you just drop me there?
DEBBIE
Jesus, Ruth. When are you going to you
know, call it a day. Do you want to die
alone in a McDonald’s parking lot? Maybe
it’s time to give up. Do something else.
RUTH
Why are you yelling at me?
DEBBIE
I’m not yelling at you!
RUTH
It sounds like you’re yelling at me.
DEBBIE
I’m tired of watching you suffer.
DEBBIE (CONT’D)
I love that picture. We both had food
poisoning but you can’t tell.
RUTH
You guys look so happy.
(beat)
I’m such a fucking mess.
25.
RUTH
Oh Brick. I get so lonely. Living with
someone you love can be lonelier than
living entirely alone when the one you
love doesn’t love you. You can’t even
stand drinking out of the same glass can
you? … No! No, I wouldn’t. Why can’t you
lose your good looks Brick? Most drinking
men lose theirs. Why can’t you. I think
you’ve even gotten better looking since
you weren’t on the bottle. You were such
a wonderful love. … You were so exciting
to be in love with. Mostly I guess
because you were … If I thought you’d
never never made love to me again, why
I’d find me the longest sharpest knife I
could and I’d stick it straight into my
heart. I’d do that. Oh Brick how long
does this have to go on, this punishment?
Haven’t I served my term? Can’t I apply
for a pardon? … Is it any wonder. You
know what I feel like? I feel all the
time like--
RUTH (CONT’D)
LIKE A CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF
MOTHERFUCKER. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU
SLEEPING? I PAID FOR THIS SCENE STUDY
CLASS. THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE I GET TO DO
WHAT I WANT TO DO. THERE ISN’T ANYWHERE
ELSE I CAN GO.
TEACHER
I’m so sorry Ruth. My kids were both sick
last night. I was up til 4.
(MORE)
26.
TEACHER (CONT'D)
And then I was on set doing extra work,
my call was 5 a.m. I’m tired. I’m sorry.
You’re a wonderful actor.
Ruth has emptied her closet. Clothes and shoes are strewn
everywhere. She’s exhausted. Frustrated. She plops down
on the bed. The sound of a VHS rewinding. Then:
RUTH
Hoo.
SAM
Five minutes, people.
Then, the doors BURST open and Ruth struts in, clad in
neon spandex, high boots, teased hair, glitter eye shadow
and silver lightening bolts painted on her face. Somehow,
it all comes together. She looks fabulous. The disco beat
of Sylvester’s “You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)” kicks
back in.
CHERRY
Damn, girl.
RUTH
You’re wrong about me.
RUTH (CONT’D)
... How long does this have to go on,
this punishment? Haven’t I served my
term? Can’t I apply for a pardon?
RUTH (CONT’D)
You know what I feel like? I feel all the
time like a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. Who
has come to... save all of you. From
evil. So... Train! Say your prayers! Eat
your vitamins and, um, um--
DEBBIE
You fucking cunt. I should fucking kill
you.
HANNAH
Wasn’t she on Falcon Crest?
Debbie hands the baby to Matilda the Hun and guns for
Ruth.
RUTH
Debbie? What is--
DEBBIE
Don’t play dumb. Homewrecker. Husband
FUCKER.
RUTH
Hold on. Wait.
DEBBIE
Did you sleep with Mark.
RUTH
Please don’t make me answer that
question.
29.
DEBBIE
Well you’re the one making me ask that
questions so what the fuck is that. What
kind of friend--
RUTH
Don’t-- I don’t love him.
DEBBIE
Oh my god of course you don’t love him. I
love him. That’s who loves him. You don’t
love anyone.
RUTH
I know! That’s the problem.
DEBBIE
So you slept with my husband.
RUTH
I fucked up, you think I don’t know that?
DEBBIE
What happened to your face. You look like
a disco clown.
RUTH
I’m... in character. I’m auditioning for
a television show.
DEBBIE
Aw. I hope you get it.
SAM
Hey! What’s going on?
RUTH
THAT HURTS.
DEBBIE
How long? How long were you two-- While I
was pregnant??
RUTH
No-- Oh my god no. It was once a long
time ago. That’s it. And last night.
Twice, that’s it.
DEBBIE
What?
30.
RUTH
I know! I told you! I fucked up!
DEBBIE
I don’t know. I don’t know what I’m
supposed to do.
RUTH
It just happened.
DEBBIE
Haven’t you learned anything from that
sad sad scene study class. Things don’t
happen. People make choices. They want
things and they go for them.
RUTH
Can we go somewhere and talk?
DEBBIE
I don’t want to talk. I want to kick your
ass. And then I never want to see you
again.
RUTH
I’m not going to fight you.
MATILDA
Fight her. Do it!
FIJI
Is this real?
CHERRY
Who the fuck cares?
31.
MATILDA
(to Randy)
Look at your mother. She is gorgeous.
Ruth and Debbie are still grappling, but the house around
them is now PACKED. Hundreds of fans CHEER from their
seats. Ruth now wears a red, white and blue sequined
romper with stars and high red boots. Debbie wears a
Farmer’s Daughter outfit--with a pink halter and short
jean shorts. All the other women are in costume now. Ten
pounds of GLITTER bedeck their teased hairdos. The shitty
boxing ring has been replaced by a shiny new one with HOT
PINK ropes.
SALTY
One. Two--
BLACK OUT.
End of pilot.