Pipe-Weed - A Fiasco Playset
Pipe-Weed - A Fiasco Playset
Pipe-Weed - A Fiasco Playset
The Score
The Shire -- the name conjures images of rolling green hills, serene walks through the
countryside, and small but diligent hands working the good earth.
But beneath the Shires veneer of peaceful, good-natured living lies an orgy of pipe-weed,
overeating, and reckless pyromania. Lavish closed-gate garden parties are the toast of
Hobbiton, thrown at the slightest whim by the Shires idle landed gentry. Ancient family
disagreements fester amidst the revelry, waiting for a miscooked pie or misspoke
pluralization (Proudfeet!) to provoke a storm of scorn and petty bickering. And at any
moment, a senile wizard or a few besotted dwarves could wander into town, turning a mild
afternoon of pipe-smoking into a life-threatening misadventure.
Theres more to hobbits than meets the eye, and any day in the Shire is just a puff away
from mischief and disaster.
Movie Night
Fellowship of the Ring (the parts in the Shire and Bree-Town at the beginning)
Willow (especially the first half of the movie)
Rankin-Bass cartoons (The Hobbit, Return of the King)
The Hobbit, Parts 1, 2, & 3 (once its released)
Relationships
1 - Family
2 - Community
1 - fence-sharing neighbors
2 - rival party hosts/hostesses
3 - born on the same day
4 - freeloader and homeowner
5 - tavern regulars
6 - eccentric and gossip
3 - Mischief
4 - Love
1 - sweethearts
2 - secret longing
3 - old married couple
4 - lovers from rival families
5 - master and loyal servant
6 - handholding buddies
5 - Trade
1 - pipeweed farmers
2 - beer brewers
3 - employer and employee
4 - rich bachelor and poor farmer
5 - innkeeper and stablehand
6 - historian and blowhard
6 - Outsiders
Locations
1 - Hobbiton
2 - Buckland
3 - Western Hills
1 - the mathom-house, the Shires museum
2 - a granite statue of the mayor at Michel Delving
3 - The Mill, a large water wheel
4 - the crossroads at Waymeet
5 - a naturally formed, bottomless cave
6 - a hilltop overlooking the mayors garden
4 - By the Brandywine
1 - Brandywine Bridge
2 - Bucklebury Ferry
3 - The Golden Perch, home of the best beer in the Shire
4 - a farmers vegetable patch in the Marish
5 - a shallow pool on the western bank
6 - a favorite fishing spot
5 - Big Folk
6 - The Wilds
Objects
1 - Heirloom
1 - a tea set
2 - a collection of 47 spoons
3 - history book, with three pages torn out
4 - a riddle
5 - a walking stick
6 - the Mayor's silk waistcoat
2 - Food
1 - a bottle of spirits
2 - a jar of marmalade, almost empty
3 - wheel of fine aged cheese
4 - a non-descript bag containing mushrooms
5 - a five-hundred year old pound cake
6 - 200 servings of birthday cake
3 - Animal
1 - a lost cow
2 - a mean, but blind, dog
3 - a team of horses strapped to an empty cart
4 - a pig named Petunia
5 - a cat, the best mouser in town
6 - a prized rooster
4 - Treasure
5 - Goods
1 - pipeweed crop
2 - a borrowed woodax
3 - a boat with a leaky bottom
4 - a cellar full of preserves
5 - a sharpened butter knife
6 - a locked chest with no key
6 - Peculiar
Needs
1 - To Escape...
1 - the Shire
2 - this dreadful party
3 - the money I owe
4 - my tiresome family
5 - my grasping relatives
6 - my overtight pants
2 - To Prove...
1 - that Im no coward
2 - my gaffer was wrong about me
3 - that wizards do eat babies
4 - that you can get there and back again from here
5 - that everything is bigger on a Big Folk
6 - you are a direct descendant of Bullroarer Took
3 - To See...
1 - an elf
2 - the inside of a rich hobbits house
3 - my eleventy-first birthday
4 - whats over the next hill
5 - how much beer a Big Folk can swill
6 - the look on the Old Tooks face
4 - To Get Even...
5 - To Win...
1 - a golfing wager
2 - a drinking contest
3 - a fight against a Brandybuck
4 - the respect of the Big Folk
5 - the title of Handsomest Feet in the Shire
6 - the vote for Mayor
6 - To Get Off...
1 - on a mess of pipeweed
2 - on blowing the biggest smoke ring ever
3 - with my attractive cousin
4 - by eating Daisy Smallburrows special pie
5 - by stuffing my belly (and pockets) at the party
6 - with someone tall
Hobbit Family Names:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hobbit_families
Hobbit First Names:
Male names tend to be one- or two-syllable corruptions of common English names, like Bilbo
or Samwise.
Female names tend to be names of flowers, like Lily or Rose.