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    QUIZ

    QUORNER
    By Dennis

    oted fashion icon and reverse sexist Coco Chanel famously said, A girl should be two things: classy and

    fabulous. Hey, Coco! What about the legions of heartbroken little boys out there who heard that and thought, What
    about me, Coco Chanel? WHAT ABOUT ME?!! I cant be
    classy and fabulous too, just because I have this sad piece of
    flesh hanging between my legs?
    Well, boys, Im here to tell you that you can be classy
    and fabulous, and that mean ol Coco Chanel cant hurt you
    anymore because shes dead. Like, super dead.* And while
    thats certainly good news, the bad news is that becoming a
    classy and fabulous man is a lot harder for men than it is for
    women. Its just another one of those fundamental unfairnesses our gender has to deal with.
    Thats right, Im coming out here and now and saying
    itI love fashion. Anyone whos ever met me will attest that
    my overall sense of style rivals that of todays most success* Like, died-in-1971 dead.

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    ful and flamboyant fashionistas. (Yeah, Im talking to you,


    Dennis Rodman!)*
    Now, look, before we get started, a word of encouragement. Dont beat yourself up about how you do on this quiz.
    Its unrealistic to think youre going to get anywhere close
    to where I am stylistically. That doesnt mean you shouldnt
    try. Learning where the gaps are in your fashion education
    is the only way to improve. Plus, if you have even a shred of
    class and style going on, chances are youll do better at this
    than Mac, Charlie, or Frank.

    Y OUR FA SH IO N SEN SE:


    HOW BAD IS IT?

    1. What are you most likely to use to keep warm when its a
    little chilly?
    1. A cardigan.
    2. A hoodie.
    3. A bottle of whiskey.
    4. Wolf pelt.
    2. Whats your favorite color?
    1. Red.
    2. White.
    * Just kidding. Dennis Rodman dresses like a dick.

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    3. Black.
    4. Beyonc.

    3. A jacquard is...
    1. a type of weaving.
    2. something that sounds vaguely French.
    3. the captain of the USS Enterprise.
    4. what I do when I need to get off really quickly.
    4. Spatterdashes are...
    1. shoes.
    2. a footwear accessory used to cover the ankle.
    3. something Elton John does to his favorite roadies.
    4. what comes out when I jacquard.
    5. Who is your style icon?
    1. George Clooney.
    2. Jay Z.
    3. Cher.
    4. Dennis Reynolds.
    5. Dennis Reynolds.
    6. 1, 4, and 5.
    6. Whenever you pass a mirror you...
    1. stop and check yourself out.
    2. take time out for a quick bump.
    3. stop and check to see if youve been turned
    into a vampire.

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    4. ask it questions about how good-looking it thinks


    you are.

    7. What is your favorite material?


    1. Tweed.
    2. Cotton.
    3. Wool.
    4. Silk.
    5. Skin.
    8. Of the following well-known anti-Semites, who would
    you say is/was the most fashionable?
    1. John Galliano.
    2. Coco Chanel.
    3. Adolf Hitler.
    4. Mel Gibson.
    9. Which best describes your hairstyle?
    1. Marc Singer.
    2. Hulk Hogan.
    3. Jesse Ventura.
    4. John Travolta.
    10. How much pubic hair should the classy man have?
    1. All of it.
    2. Most of it.
    3. Trimmed on a 1.
    4. Laser-beamed off.

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    11. Accessories are...


    1. key for bringing the whole fashion package together.
    2. easy to steal from other peoples dressers.
    3. something you can trade for crack in a pinch.
    4. a good place to hide your blow.
    12. Which of the following supermodels would you most like
    to watch me bang?
    1. Cheryl Tiegs on the cover of the 1975 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (before she got wrinkly).
    2. Kate Moss (before she got fat).
    3. Kate Upton (turned upside down-ton).
    4. Tom Brady (because, shit, Tom Brady!).
    13. The most awesome song to listen to at full blast while
    youre trying on different outfits in front of the mirror before
    a big night out scoring chicks is...
    1. Man in the Mirror by Michael Jackson.
    2. Higher Love by Steve Winwood.
    3. Im Too Sexy by those bald European dudes.
    4. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley.
    5. I Touch Myself by the Divinyls.
    6. You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate.
    7. Hurt by Nine Inch Nails.
    8. My super-mega mashup of all of those songs.

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    Answer key:
    Add up the corresponding number next to each answer
    chosen. If the total is...
    Less than 10: You have the fashion sense of a McPoyle.
    Between 10 and 18: You have potential: the potential
    to be publicly mocked.
    18 or 19: You are Charlie.
    Exactly 19: Congratulations! Youre eligible for our
    grand-prize drawing!
    Between 20 and 24: If you were a chick Id bang you
    but then never call.
    25 or above: You passed the quiz. But, you know, so
    what?

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