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    The document discusses a conversation between Phil and his sister Tonya where Phil says he wants to divorce his wife after only being married for two months. Tonya questions Phil about his reasons for wanting a divorce which he lists as his wife drinking the wrong kind of milk, telling him to put the toilet seat down, wearing a smelly face cream, falling asleep with the light on, and studying English grammar in her free time. Tonya thinks these are petty reasons and that Phil has a screwed up way of thinking. She tells him he is too self-centered and should consider marriage counseling instead of immediately pursuing divorce.

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    The document discusses a conversation between Phil and his sister Tonya where Phil says he wants to divorce his wife after only being married for two months. Tonya questions Phil about his reasons for wanting a divorce which he lists as his wife drinking the wrong kind of milk, telling him to put the toilet seat down, wearing a smelly face cream, falling asleep with the light on, and studying English grammar in her free time. Tonya thinks these are petty reasons and that Phil has a screwed up way of thinking. She tells him he is too self-centered and should consider marriage counseling instead of immediately pursuing divorce.

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    The document discusses a conversation between Phil and his sister Tonya where Phil says he wants to divorce his wife after only being married for two months. Tonya questions Phil about his reasons for wanting a divorce which he lists as his wife drinking the wrong kind of milk, telling him to put the toilet seat down, wearing a smelly face cream, falling asleep with the light on, and studying English grammar in her free time. Tonya thinks these are petty reasons and that Phil has a screwed up way of thinking. She tells him he is too self-centered and should consider marriage counseling instead of immediately pursuing divorce.

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    Tonya: Hey, Phil. Uh. Why thegloomy face?Phil: Ah, Sharon an ! arecalling it "#its.
    We$re %rea&ing #'. Divorce time. (What?) ! nee to fin a goo ivorce lawyer.
    Tonya: What? Phil *o#$ve only %een marrie two months. What$s going on?
    Phil: *o# +#st on$t #nerstan. There are +#st some ifference we haven$t %een a%le to
    wor& o#t.
    Tonya: Well, yo#$ve only %een marrie two months. Li&e what? Things can$t %e THAT
    %a.
    Phil: ,h, yeah. *eah, they are, sis. ! tho#ght marrie life was going to %e fille with %liss,
    %#t things are really terri%le right now.
    Tonya: Li&e what? *o# haven$t give me a reason yet for %rea&ing #'.
    Phil: Well, o&ay, o&ay. -irst of all, she rin&s ./ mil& an won$t switch of non0fat mil&.
    (So what? ! o too.) She$s always telling me to '#t the toilet seat . . .
    Tonya: 1#y two things of mil&. 1ig eal.
    Phil: She$s always telling me to '#t the toilet seat own in the %athroom. (D#h . . .) An,
    an, an, she wears this smelly facial cream. ,h, it$s so smelly. An, an she . . .
    Tonya: Well, that !S annoying, %#t so what?
    Phil: An, she sometimes fall aslee' with the light on. ,h yeah. An get this: she st#ies
    2nglish grammar in her free time. (Serio#s?) 3eally romantic, right?
    Tonya: *o# &now what? So what? !t$s not a %ig eal. That$s it? Don$t yo# thin& those are
    'etty reasons for wanting to get a ivorce?
    Phil: Hey, the movie stars o it all the time. (What?) An, A4D A4D . . .
    Tonya: *o# wanna 5want to6 %e li&e them?
    Phil: An get this. She gets #'set when ! call my ol girlfrien two or three times a wee&.
    ! mean . . .
    Tonya: WHAT? *,U$32 7ALL!48 *,U3 ,LD 8!3L-3!24D?
    Phil: 9#st to say hello. That$s all.
    Tonya: *o# sho#ln$t %e calling her: 4o woner she$s #'set.
    Phil: An ! now only have one 'ict#re of my 5ol6 girlfrien in my wallet. ! got ri of the
    other three last wee&.
    Tonya: *o#$re still carrying 'ict#res of yo#r ol girlfrien?
    Phil: *o# +#st on$t #nerstan.
    Tonya: What is wrong with yo#? Phil, %e "#iet an listen, Phil. What is wrong with yo#?
    *o# have a really screwy way of thin&ing a%o#t this. (*o# on$t #nerstan.) Listen,
    listen, listen. -irst of all, those character flaws, as yo# see them, they are +#st ha%its,
    'ersonal ha%its that aren$t %a at all, %#t *,U a %ig 'art of the 'ro%lem. (WHAT?)
    7alling yo#r ol girlfrien? WHAT A32 *,U TH!4;!48? (*o# on$t #nerstan.)
    ;ee'ing 'ict#res of yo#r girlfrien? ,nly having one in yo#r wallet an feeling %a?
    What is wrong with yo#, Phil?
    Phil: What? !$m +#st . . .
    Tonya: 4o, listen. Sto' thin&ing of yo#rself. *o#$re so self0centere. ! am ashame that
    yo# are my %rother.(! still . . .) What$s wrong with yo#?
    Phil: Still, ! +#st nee a goo ivorce lawyer.
    Tonya: A ivorce lawyer is the last thing yo# nee< may%e she nees one, %#t yo# on$t.
    Phil: =an. Wha . . .?
    Tonya: Listen, listen. *o# +#st nee to grow #'. (1#t. . . ) Save yo#r energy an
    fr#stration for real 'ro%lems. Listen, 'eo'le get really sic&, sometimes 'eo'le ie. When
    yo# g#ys have &is, yo#$re going to have some teenagers comingown the roa, an that$s
    'retty scary. *o#$re going to have some financial 'ro%lems. *o# haven$t see anything yet.
    ! thin& yo# g#ys really nee to get some marriage co#nseling< yo#$ve got to wor& on these
    'ro%lems, Phil.
    Phil: Ah. W,=24:

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