Dreadnought: Az Apátok Faszát!

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Az aptok faszt!

nce of the Dreadknight is not problematic in itself -- a Dreadnought-sized


suit of armor that doesn't require the operator to be near-dead is a
reasonable thing for a chapter to have. This is especially true for the
Grey Knights, as they regularly take on massively powerful daemons
with relatively few Knights, and prefer to let their battle-brothers have
their eternal rest rather than keeping them half-alive in a Dreadnought.
The problem is that that it looks really silly. As in, "the pilot looks like he's
in a baby carrier" silly, and from a distance it looks like a hideous
mishmash of mechanical bits and pieces to boot. Even a Penitent
Engine, which arguably has the same sort of shape, has the contrast of
some hapless victim chained against an enormous metal monstrosity
surrounding it, while armor on top of armor in the Dreadknight's case
gives it no dominant contours or lines in the same way that, say, a
Dreadnought or Battlesuit does.
Combine this with the crunch giving the Dreadknight the saves of
Terminator armor and the look of the pilot already wearing Termie
armor, meaning by all accounts whenever he's getting hit, everyone with
half a brain on the enemy's side is shooting him out of the middle, and
you get a look so incompetently-designed that even "because grimdark"
can't explain why it turned out that way. It really does look like the
designer was watching Dexter's Laboratory and thought his backpack
robot suit was great Imperium material, or they saw Alien at the time and
thought that the Grey Knights needed power loaders. Well, if the
Imperial Guard gets tractors with cannons it's only fair the Grey Knights
get forklift trucks with feet...
Add the Grey Knights' checkered reputation with the community up until
6th Ed and you get what could be the undisputed champ of units
kneecapped by fluff. Awesome as a Space Marine wearing a fuckoffhuge suit of armor to go beat up really big things could be, if it's not
another toy for the shiny special snowflake chapter, it's also one that
doesn't even have the courtesy to look sensibly designed. Cue mockery.

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