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Ash nodded, cringing as images ran through his mind: his grandmother breaking down, the horror on the twins’ faces when they finally realised who the funeral was for and Dante being restrained by their grandfather as he tried to stop the coffin from being lowered into the ground. :(

“You don’t have a say, and spare me the innocent Catholic act.” He started talking in a breathy girl’s voice. “My name’s Tiana Fellatio and I can do no wrong, so please believe me, Mr. Priest man, when I say that I don’t know how that cock got in my mouth.”

What were the exact words her grandmother had used for purgatory? Oh, yeah, a graffiti heaven— heaven and hell living hand in hand.

I like too many quotes in this book.

Fuck!! That scene got to me again. Chilling. I hate Chaz so much!

Ash picked up his and glanced at Chaz’s, annoyed that he’d gotten the smaller one. “Your glass is bigger than mine.”
Chaz sprayed out some of the beer. Laughing, he wiped his mouth. “They’re both pints, you dumbarse.”
Ash grumbled, “I’m not dumb, mine’s still smaller,” then took a gulp. Lol, the Rata boys aren't too bright.

"stop swiping my condoms.”
Dante’s eyes went wide. “I didn’t,”he hissed.
“Yeah, right, go buy your own.”
“They won’t sell me them, I didn’t have a choice.”
“I knew I had more. If you want some ask next time.”
Dante appeared surprised.“Really?”
“Yeah, though I reckon you’re too young to be doin’ it.”
Dante stood up straighter. “No, I’m not; I’ll be at your school next year.” Ash laughed. “Can you say that any higher?”