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A Long Way Gone by Ishmael Beah
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Dear Ms. Naomi Campbell,

I have always been an ardent aficionado of your work; from your heydays sashaying the YSL runaways along with Linda Evangelista to crooning in George Michael’s Freedom video. Your numerous sexual trysts with celebrated oligarchs and other questionable chaps were highly fascinating although not marvelous. But lately, you seem to forego your sadistic tantrums and suffer from a transient global amnesia. Is it due to those numerous chalky dust lines running through your nasal septum? I do not know whom to believe You, Carol White or Mia Farrow? Are you familiar with a certain Mr. Charles Taylor, the benefactor to your gift of “dirty-little-stones”? Aww! My apologies if I’m being a twinge to you ruptured temporal lobe. Anyhow, as an admirer of your never ending legs, I enclose a pill to your deteriorated hippocampus.

Let me introduce:-Ishmael Beah(now don’t you get that dirty little mind working), Beah is a regular teen, trying to make sense of his life with his stepmother, a father who appears to have lost track of Beah’s life, harbors a dream of being a rapper by aping the likes of Run-DMC, MC Hammer and loves playing soccer with his brother Junior.Oh! I forgot to mention Beah is a child soldier recruited to battle against the rebels. Dreadful isn't it?

Beah’s story travels to a quaint village of Mattru Jong in Sierra Leone. Circa 1993, Beah travels with a couple of his friends to enter a talent competition for upcoming rap artists. On his return, the once picturesque Mattru Jong has been ravaged by the rebels, massacring every human soul in sight. The prospect of seeing an old man resting in a armchair is pleasant, except once Beah went nearer there was not an inch of flesh untouched by bullet wounds, a little closer and the man’s limbs were scattered with sprinkles of blood patterned on the wall.

Sierra Leone was under an ongoing dastardly active civil war. A war that showed no mercy to any living being, slashing every inhaling lungs. Control of Sierra Leone's diamond industry was a primary objective for the war. Although endowed with abundant natural resources, Sierra Leone was ranked as the poorest country. With the breakdown of all state structures, wide corridors of Sierra Leonean society were opened up to the trafficking of arms and ammunition, and an illegal trade in recreational drugs from Liberia and Guinea.

Seeing his family perished Beah runs to save himself from being caught by the rebels in fear of being recruited in the camps. For over a year, Beah wanders through several villages; passing through dense forests walking for endless miles with hunger corroding his sanity and being alive was a burden itself. Running was not a sport for Beah but a gift to remain alive. A year after his deathly escapes he unfortunately gets recruited by RUF at a tender age of 13. Beah life’s takes a turn making his daily chores of annihilation, toting Ak-47s and grenades appear mundane for a killing machine. His diet now consists of mind numbing tablets, snorting cocaine and brown-brown(a mix of gun-powder& cocaine). The early day soccer practice is replaced by guarding posts avenging every intruder. Following a period of three years as a combatant Beah is lastly rescued by the UNICEF and NGOs giving his life a new lease.

Ishmael Beah is now a speaker at the UN against war crimes relating to child atrocities and resides in NYC.

In May 2000 the situation of Sierra Leone was deteriorated to such an extent that insurgency of British Troops was ordered to evacuate foreign nationals and locals. The 11-year war finally came to an end in May 2002 with President Kabbah taking the sovereignty of the nation.

Even after the end of the Liberian War carnage culminating in the arrest of former President Charles Taylor, regrettably more than 50% of the diamond mines are unlicensed and used for illegal smuggling of ammunitions.

Therefore you comprehend Naomi, even as you mull for the authority of your dirty donation and disembark your yacht frolics whilst acquiring a 10-page lavish spread of your chastisement on the coveted W Magazine; there will be festering of thousands other Ishmaels not that privileged to escape the unspeakable perils due to your lacerated amnesia.



Thanking you,
A keen observer eagerly waiting for your upcoming crabbiness and monotonous whoring of testimonies.
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message 1: by Paul (new)

Paul Bryant This review rocks.

"there will be festering of thousands other Ishmaels not that privileged to escape the unspeakable perils due to your lacerated amnesia."

Indeed - the blood diamonds after paying for untold slaughters eventually grace the slender digits of many a laguorous cokehead supermodel, and others not so super too.


message 2: by Praj (last edited Aug 19, 2010 12:03PM) (new) - rated it 4 stars

Praj Thanks Paul.
Lately,I have been observing the whole carnival at The Hague. At the end of the day, it's just a mockery having Naomi probably plastered on the cover of a high-end fashion magazines with Karl Lagerfeld trailing along as a emaciated puppy and Charles Taylor grinning behind a glamorous defense team;since the focus has shifted to preposterous banter of drug-infested neurosis.


message 3: by Paul (new)

Paul Bryant The combination of sharply tailored Mr Taylor, coked-out eleven year old psycho soldiers in the jungle, the piles of victims, and the glazed beauty of Naomi Campbell could have been straight out of the pages of a later J G Ballard novel. He would have loved this high-class grisly farce.


message 4: by Jason (new)

Jason The 10's of millions of Africans killed in revolutions over the last generation or so is ridiculously underreported in the press. So, it's especially gauling to me for a one Mrs. Campbell to bring attention to it in such a self-serving way.

Neat 'letter' review, Praj.


Praj I reckon Ballard's 1966 published "The Crystal World" fits to a tee, with the obvious anorexic coke heads and their fashionable vagina seeking benefactors.:)


Praj Hey thanks Jason.
Speaking about Africa, the entire illicit diamond trade is on the verge of exploding in Zimbabwe under the debacle named Robert Mugabe.


message 7: by Jana (new)

Jana This was brilliant. Praj, why, but why don't you want to write reviews more often?!! You're so eloquent it blows my mind.


Praj Jana, it just that most of times my brain moves at the speed of a snail:)


Petra is wondering when this dawn will beome day I found this book very authentic, but I know the American politico who has been in charge of Liberian affairs for years, he has quite a different take on the (to me) murderous regime of Charles Taylor saying that he personally (CT) did not have blood on his hands. I told him he should write a book. He said he had. I should read it!


message 10: by Praj (new) - rated it 4 stars

Praj Which book would that be?


millennial falcon Point of clarification, Ishmael didn't fight for the RUF but for the national army. The RUF were the rebel fighters. A point which is made very obvious throughout the entire book.


message 12: by Praj (new) - rated it 4 stars

Praj Anne wrote: "Point of clarification, Ishmael didn't fight for the RUF but for the national army. The RUF were the rebel fighters. A point which is made very obvious throughout the entire book."

Thanks a lot! I made the necessary changes. Thanks, again.


message 13: by Samadrita (new) - added it

Samadrita Such an amazing review, Praj. I am glad I didn't miss it. I had added the book earlier to the tbr after learning about Beah and child soldiers and after this moving review, I'd definitely make time for this.

P.S.:-Naomi Campbell is no longer in the news these days is she?


message 14: by Praj (new) - rated it 4 stars

Praj Samadrita wrote: "Such an amazing review, Praj. I am glad I didn't miss it. I had added the book earlier to the tbr after learning about Beah and child soldiers and after this moving review, I'd definitely make time..."

Thanks, Samadrita.

PS :- Naomi and her catfights never seem to fade.


message 15: by Garima (new)

Garima That opening paragraph is drenched in awesomeness.

Is it due to those numerous chalky dust lines running through your nasal septum?

Haah! Naomi is still doing her bit in a self-serving way.


message 16: by Damaris (new) - added it

Damaris Rotich Praj, write a book. Your play with words is orgasmic at best. Would definitely seek your work out. With snail pace brain then Hun, I will still be happy to pick your book up in my ripe old age. Love love love your style!! Great review!


message 17: by Praj (new) - rated it 4 stars

Praj Thanks for your kind words, Damaris. I would really like to hear your thoughts on the book.


message 18: by Damaris (new) - added it

Damaris Rotich Just added it to my list to definitely read. Being from Africa (Kenya), I'm surprised I had never heard of this book!


message 19: by Benjamin (new)

Benjamin Dancer I met Ishmael not too long ago. His is an amazing story. We taught A Long Way Gone at our high school. The students interviewed refugees for a project. That makes it real. A very, very powerful curriculum. The kids couldn't put the book down.


message 20: by Praj (new) - rated it 4 stars

Praj Benjamin wrote: "I met Ishmael not too long ago. His is an amazing story. We taught A Long Way Gone at our high school. The students interviewed refugees for a project. That makes it real. A very, very powerful cur..."

Wow! It must have been a privileged to meet such a brave person. To read book sitting in comfort of a room may be able to convey the written message, but to see a person's eyes while he replays his life chronicle must be overwhelming. How lucky you are Benjamin, you and your students. Thank you.


message 21: by Benjamin (last edited May 31, 2014 06:16AM) (new)

Benjamin Dancer Praj wrote: "Benjamin wrote: "I met Ishmael not too long ago. His is an amazing story. We taught A Long Way Gone at our high school. The students interviewed refugees for a project. That makes it real. A very, ..."

Teaching empathy is very important. You don't find that much on the standardized tests. But I'll tell you if want a good society, you want empathetic citizens.


Kristi Krumnow Good review!!!!


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