saffiyah✧ఌ's Reviews > Dating Dr. Dil

edit: okay i'm back with an update despite three back-to-back exams on monday. so apparently the mmc prem calls his 🍆 "charlie" because his mum called it that while he was potty training and the nickname just stuck. all i'm going to say is fuck you prem, fuck you charlie (yes i refer to them as separate entities) and fuck you prem's mother for starting this whole charlie trend and being the cause of my fucking nightmares.


0 stars★ - dnf @ p.30

why read when i can rewrite old reviews? (i'm four books behind schedule woohoo!🥳)


୨ৎ the plot: okay so there's a man named prem. he names his penis charlie. there is a woman named kareena. she wears sweater vests. they get hit by a semi-truck and i live happily ever after. THE END!😀


୨ৎ my thoughts: so unfortunately for me, that was not the end, but i wouldn't know since i gave up when they met😊 i have never been so thankful that a man was fictional😃


୨ৎ why i would still recommend this book: hate reads. and if you want to practise writing rant reviews - it's like free therapy.


anyway, time for the quotes!


“An idea formed in his head, one that even had his Charlie twitching in his pants.”
⤿ where do i find a man like charlie prem???


“When he pushed down his boxer briefs, his penis practically popped out and whacked her in the eyeballs.”
⤿ omg book boyfriends frfr 😍😍


“Her prim and proper outfit was somehow sensual as her sweater vest clung to the swell of her breasts”
⤿ and they say romance is dead🤭🤭


“Prem looked over at the bar and locked eyes with Sexy Librarian again. She was trying superhard to ignore him, and the feeling was mutual.”
⤿ 'superhard'? like your di-


“Velvet length”
⤿ 'never again' i said.


“Charlie bounced up like a spring, immediately at full staff.”
⤿ so, charlie prem is apparently on discount at walmart. how surprising!


“You're the type of old single woman who blames her lack of a love life on people who view relationships practically.”
⤿ this was a man written by a woman🥰🥰


“ "Why so hostile?" he taunted. "Is it because you finally realized that I'm right? That love is a bullshit excuse that women like you use when no one wants them?" ”
⤿ me rn:



i think this proves that i'm very petty and i will absolutely rewrite a review at 2am + 5 months later instead of writing two papers which are both literally due today🥱