Spoon Quotes

“I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons.”
― Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“You were never born with a silver spoon in your mouth. Don't think that way. You were born with a diamond spoon in your palm. Carry it by your own hand. Now, feed yourself”
― Israelmore Ayivor

“Corporate rule number 7; survival of the fittest spoon. Those who follow reach nowhere.”
― Vikrmn, Guru with Guitar

“When you are fed with the spoon of betrayal, you can choose to spit it out and live or swallow it and die”
― Ikechukwu Izuakor

“The shovel is bigger than the spoon, but it can never ever do the work the spoon does. They both look similar; they both have different sizes but one more thing not to forget is that "they are important in their own roles"! Each is unique! You are unique too. Take the lead!”
― Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

“There is a tray full of glass sundae dishes filled with brightly colored ice cream. Strawberry, pistachio, black raspberry. Pink, green, and purple. I like the colors next to each other and wonder what kind of impossible things I can draw about ice cream. Maybe melting rivers of it. And a man with a cone-shaped head sitting in a babana split dish rowing with a spoon.”
― Lynda Mullaly Hunt, Fish in a Tree

“The book is like the spoon, scissors, the hammer,
the wheel. Once invented it cannot be improved. You cannot make a spoon
that is better than a spoon”
― Umberto Eco

“A little spoon for a cup of soup teaches to be patient; and the big one, to be greedy!”
― Mehmet Murat ildan

“You don't need a prophet to wake you up from your bed; you need no archbishop to describe the size of your spoon for you. Remember, you are in the center of management of your own affairs when the time comes for you to act!”
― Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

“Success is not reserved for a selected group of people who have silver spoons in their mouths. Those who have golden spoons in their hands can equally be satisfied by guiding their faiths to feed their dreams”
― Israelmore Ayivor, The Great Hand Book of Quotes

“The spoon’s color does not change the soup’s taste.”
― Matshona Dhliwayo

“My safety rules for eating from the food buffet: 1. Eat the hot food, as it is the least likely to food poison you. 2. Avoid the cold food, as it may have bacterial contamination. 3. Wash your hands, as they may have bacterial contamination from the handles of the food ladles. 4. Do not eat with your hands, use the knife, fork and spoon.”
― Steven Magee

“You don't become satisfied because you have a golden spoon in your palm; you become satisfied when it begins to feed you... Use it!”
― Israelmore Ayivor, Daily Drive 365

“The spoon is a reader's friend, scooping from the plate almost by itself. The fork requires more attention.”
― Erri De Luca, Tre cavalli

“If the Devil is left alone, no one will have need for a long spoon.”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu, Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“Few people are born with silver spoon, several with wooden fork, and many with fingers only. Birth into a sumptuous circumstance is no achievement.”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu, Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

“If you were not born with a silver spoon, take any spoon, and coat it with silver.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson, Night of a Thousand Thoughts

“The biggest thing I have thrown at my ex during an argument was a kitchen spoon. I missed and broke an ornament. I need to work on improving my aim.”
― Steven Magee

“One of the most mistaken corporate rules is survival of the fittest “spoon”, the one who is obsequious. Those who follow it, reach nowhere.”
― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma, 10 GOLDEN Steps of Life