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247 pages, Paperback
First published December 5, 1976
• Leia bites her nails when nervous.
• Luke flies as Blue Five for some reason (?????)
• Obi-Wan KILLS TWO PEOPLE in Mos Eisley cantina as well as slicing off one (1) arm
• Luke's useless friends call him "Wormy" apparently. I had read this fact in a trivia book previously, but wow. A lot of the fleshed-out deleted scenes really show that Luke was NOT a particularly popular fellow at Tosche Station.
• Chewbacca got a medal!
• There are SO many more explicitly narrated moments of Luke lusting after Leia. In the movie you can kind of ignore it even though Luke's crush is obvious subtext, but. It's impossible to ignore in this book.
• Leia says "You served the Old Republic in the Clone Wars" instead of "You served my father in the Clone Wars." OF ALL THE THINGS THAT CONTRADICT THE PREQUELS BACKSTORY... THIS DETAIL IS ACTUALLY MORE CORRECT.
• The constant spelling of "Artoo Detoo" and "See Threepio," while I acknowledge it is..... classic.... is also horrific and annoying .. . . . and should stop . . .
• Similarly, writing 'droid instead of just droid. Why? Nobody is thinking, "Ah, droid, the common vernacular shortening of ANDROID -- I was confused there for a second." There was even a time where the narration referred to Darth Vader's targeting 'putor. 'PUTOR. I....... . . .. . . . am disgusted.
• All the talk heavily implying that Anakin grew up on Tatooine with Owen Lars and they disagreed about the importance of farming. What if Anakin had grown up on Tatooine with Owen Lars? Would they have disagreed about the importance of farming? Where's the AU.
• Obi-Wan STRONGLY implies that Owen kept the truth about Anakin from Luke because he was afraid it might influence Luke to leave Tatooine. When like... it seems that Owen might have reasonably had some slightly better reasons. Like maybe the fact that he loved Luke and wanted to protect him from the many galactic evils that would be VERY interested in killing him. I know that these discrepancies exist because it's pre-prequels canon... but I am honestly deeply tempted to interpret them as Obi-Wan being a huge liar.
• The foreword tells us that Palpatine became the first emperor, but apparently there were supposed to be many subsequent emperors? Who were powerless pawns of the bureaucracy and not Sith Lords? Interesting.
• Somebody is very speciesist against Jawas.
• Um, yes. I guess it was a while back. I'm never going to get over this.