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The Joy of Bad Reviews
Last night I finished Dolores Claiborne by Stephen King. I loved it. I should add that I was listening to the audio version and that Frances Sternhagen’s performance was mesmerizing. I came away having truly fallen in love with the book and being ever so glad Dolores (not a spoiler) killed who she killed.
But the best part was going to the Amazon page and reading through the 1 star reviews.
A few of Read more of this blog post »
But the best part was going to the Amazon page and reading through the 1 star reviews.
A few of Read more of this blog post »
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Staked (Void City, #1)
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2008
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ReVamped (Void City, #2)
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2009
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Crossed (Void City, #3)
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2011
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Burned (Void City, #4)
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2012
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Grudgebearer (The Grudgebearer Trilogy, #1)
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2014
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Oathkeeper (The Grudgebearer Trilogy, #2)
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2015
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A Corpse of Mistaken Identity
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2012
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Worldshaker (The Grudgebearer Trilogy, #3)
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2017
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Welcome to the Void (Void City, #1-2)
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2012
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Knock: A Void City Novella (Void City, #0.5)
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2018
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“Eric: But you already know...
Greta: Well, yeah, but I still want us to have The Talk. All daughters get to have The Talk.
Eric: Fine. You remember the book "If you give a Mouse a Cookie"?
Greta: Ye-es.
Eric: It's like that.
Greta: No it isn't.
Eric: No. It absolutely is...
Eric: If you give a boy a kiss, he'll want to touch your cookies. If you let him touch your cookies, he'll want to unwrap them. If you let him unwrap them, he'll want to put them in his mouth. And THEN, if you let him put them in his mouth, the boy will want to pet your kitty. But if you let him pet your kitty, he'll want to see your kitty. And of course, if you let him see your kitty, then he'll want to feed it. And if you let him kiss you, touch your cookies, unwrap your cookies, put them in his mouth, pet your kitty, see your kitty, and feed your kitty, you'll get pregnant unless you make him wear a raincoat on his banana. So it's better if you just kick the boy in the nuts and run over him with the car.
Greta: I don't think that's how The Talk usually goes.
Eric: No?
Greta: No, but it's okay, Dad. I like your version, too.”
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Greta: Well, yeah, but I still want us to have The Talk. All daughters get to have The Talk.
Eric: Fine. You remember the book "If you give a Mouse a Cookie"?
Greta: Ye-es.
Eric: It's like that.
Greta: No it isn't.
Eric: No. It absolutely is...
Eric: If you give a boy a kiss, he'll want to touch your cookies. If you let him touch your cookies, he'll want to unwrap them. If you let him unwrap them, he'll want to put them in his mouth. And THEN, if you let him put them in his mouth, the boy will want to pet your kitty. But if you let him pet your kitty, he'll want to see your kitty. And of course, if you let him see your kitty, then he'll want to feed it. And if you let him kiss you, touch your cookies, unwrap your cookies, put them in his mouth, pet your kitty, see your kitty, and feed your kitty, you'll get pregnant unless you make him wear a raincoat on his banana. So it's better if you just kick the boy in the nuts and run over him with the car.
Greta: I don't think that's how The Talk usually goes.
Eric: No?
Greta: No, but it's okay, Dad. I like your version, too.”
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“I have a sixth sense for things I don't want to know and her manner pegged this as top of the scale ignorance-is-bliss material.”
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I finished it today! I loved this book! It was a great story and I loved the point of views of both Tabitha, a new vampire, and Eric, a very flawed character that I rooted for anyway. I pretty much realized there would be a sequel considering how you left the book open at the end. And can I say the ending was brilliant? I can't wait to pick up the sequel. Great job, once again!
Yup. Pocket has made an offer on a sequel and I've turned in the initial draft. I'm so glad to hear that you're enjoying the book!Best,
Jeremy
I am really enjoying Staked! Please tell me there's a number 2 in the works?!
Hope there is a part 3!!