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◻ I STAYED up late last month to see that International Space Station fly over our house. Quite apart from the disappointment of just seeing a white dot cross the sky, I was very concerned at the speed they appeared to be doing. I don’t care how much

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WE’VE all wondered what it would be like to be a Rod For A Day, and our elected members of parliament are no different. That’s why we rounded up four of our all-time favourite political bigwigs and asked them one simple question, comprised of three c

DID YOU KNOW that the Apollo astronauts never set foot on the Moon despite photographs showing they clearly did? Did you know that far from dying in 1979, Elvis Presley is still alive and well and living in Scotland? And did you know that the 9/11 at

SEXUALLY attractive people have for centuries suffered at the hands of their affliction. But on some occasions, it is other people who fall foul of their allure. IN 1992, Right Said Fred frontman RICHARD FAIRBRASS was shopping in London when he witne

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WHEN THE NEWS came through that Lionel Blair had passed away, the colour and sparkle drained out of my world. The colour and sparkle drained out of all our worlds. For Lionel was truly the most colourful and sparkleful star in the showbusiness firmam

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