The Misbegotten: An Assassin's Blade, #1
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They were supposed to have been hunted to extinction. But sometimes death is a myth.
Astul, assassin by day and purveyor of secrets at night, has agreed to hunt down a king slayer. Somewhat for the money, a little for the ego, and a bit for the adventure... but mostly for the money.
There's just one problem. The king slayer's trail leads to a cache of disturbing secrets involving insane kings, mad queens and kingdoms suddenly poised for a war to end all wars. People seem to be losing their minds. Or rather, forfeiting them.
Something harrowing lingers and lurks in the world of Mizridahl. And only an infamous assassin with a woeful reputation is aware.
Conjurers have returned.
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The Misbegotten - Justin DePaoli
Chapter 1
This wasn’t how Death and I usually collaborated.
The man’s eyes oscillated. His hands flew outward, knuckling into and spilling the mug of toxic wine. Had the gaunt bastard simply obeyed the very simple rules every man follows when gulping down my poison, his bony head would have fallen with a thump into the wooden table. And I could have stood, patted him on the back, told him it wasn’t personal, and left the village where people shared suspicious relations with cows and pigs.
Instead, I blinked, which is about the only thing an assassin can do when the man he intends to silently kill thrashes about, jumps up from the table, wobbles around like he has wooden pegs for legs and then crashes shoulder-first into a cabinet.
Fuck, I thought.
Stained glass figurines and plates tumbled off the shelves, shattering into thousands of tiny bright green, blue, red and yellow fragments. It looked like a rainbow had been murdered.
One cabinet fell into the other, which fell into another, and by the time I thought my second fuck, they had all crashed to the floor into splintered wood. Harmon Fillick followed in short order, the side of his face striking the floorboards. The sound made my spine tingle — you never get used to that deadened crack. That cold slap of flesh. It’s the kind of noise people don’t wake up from, and if they do, they’ve got permanently scrambled eyes and a new habit of drooling.
What was the point of that?
I said, hoping he was still alive so he could offer me closure.
He wasn’t.
From behind the closed door, a girl shrieked. He’s channeling them! The gods!
It sounds like they’re angry with him,
a boy put in. Maybe we should help.
Don’t be stupid!
the girl said. What would you do to gods?
I’d… well, I’d… I dunno.
The little ones probably followed Harmon Fillick around enthusiastically — after they got over the frightening lack of meat on his bones — just as most kids shadow savants. Children find something intrinsically wondrous about people who heal others and are supposedly the closest connection to the gods.
Another boy chimed in. Wot you doin’?
Ellie thinks Savant Fillick is talking to the gods,
said the other boy cheerfully. But they sound angry.
Well o’ course they angry. They gods. Why would they be happy?
A thin line of blood snaked along a crack in the floorboards, trailing from Savant Fillick’s newly fractured skull. The twerps outside continued chucking out ideas about what the gods wanted with the savant in the first place, and before long, more high-pitched, inquisitive voices joined the fray.
Does the savant know you’re all outside his door?
a husky voice called out.
He’s talking to the gods,
the girl said. I heard lots of noises. They’re very angry, I bet. My mom makes lots of noises when she’s angry.
That’s ’cause she’s big and fat and when she moves, the ground shakes,
a boy teased.
Is not!
the girl said.
Enough!
the man barked. Or I’ll snatch every one of you up and dump you off at your parents’ feet.
A set of knuckles fell against the door. I edged a finger along the hilt of my sword.
Savant, is everything all right in there?
I dried my palms on the worn leather of my pants. Swinging a sword with sweaty hands rarely works out in your favor.
Savant Fillick?
The room was square. Solid walls enclosed me. Escaping unseen seemed unlikely, unless Skin and Bones had built a secret passage that led into the great wilderness.
The door moved. Its hinges creaked. Into the dank and dusty cottage swam slivers of pale light. A hand appeared in the crack, and the crack soon became a yawning gap as the man behind it spotted a thickening stream of blood creeping across the floor.
Er, hello,
I said, deepening my voice into what I hoped resembled a celestial boom. Savant Fillick summoned me. I am the god of…
Which gods did these people believe in again? Wind, fire, water…? No, no, that’s farther west. Maybe justice, death, vengeance, those fabulous caricatures?
So much for my godly impersonation. That’s the problem with having two thousand bloody gods moseying around up beyond the clouds: too many to remember when you really need them.
The man’s eyes bulged as they followed the outline of blood up to Savant Fillick. The tight ball in his throat plunged and bounced back up as he took a meaningful swallow. The lovely sound of steel scraping along a leather scabbard shaved away the silence. He took a step back and managed to scream one word.
Ass!
While it has long been thought by many that I am indeed an ass, this man hadn’t intended to insult me. It just so happens you can’t spell assassin without an ass or two, and you certainly can’t intone the entire word when you have blood fountaining out of your opened throat.
The black blade that swiftly rived his flesh and in turn his voice winked out of sight behind the door frame.
Never a moment too soon,
I said.
My lovely Commander Vayle, second-in-command of the Black Rot, stepped over the man’s collapsed body. I helped her drag him inside. The kids would probably be back soon and the last thing I needed was for a bunch of brats to shout at the top of their lungs that the gods were on a killing spree.
After getting the body inside, Vayle held up a burlap sack that looked about thirty months pregnant. Fifteen skins,
she said. I would’ve gotten more, but I’d seen you attracted visitors. Tsk-tsk.
I sheathed my blade and tiptoed between the rivulets of Savant Fillick’s blood. Cleaning dried blood off your boots is about as pleasant as wiping days-old dog shit off.
Well,
I said, "there’s only about three hundred skins back at the Hole. However will you survive?"
This wine,
Vayle said, rapping her nail down the bag, is much better than what we have at the Hole. Very sweet and very wet. That’s what Mrs. Whiskers claims.
Mrs. Whiskers?
Vayle pinched her sun-kissed cheek. On account of the wispy whiskers that gather on her face.
I eyed her suspiciously. Are you certain you didn’t buy cat piss from a smooth-talking feline?
Vayle had a look around at the chaos that had unfolded. Are you certain you came here to assassinate a savant and not his house?
He didn’t cooperate,
I said, pushing her toward the door. Let’s get out of here.
She shoved a hand into my chest. Wait here. I’ll round up the horses.
Vayle sneaked out of the shack and returned a short while later, two horses in tow. They whipped their bushy tails about impatiently. I didn’t blame them. They were probably eager to go back to the Hole and have a decent meal. This village had the kind of roughage that looked about as tasty as a plateful of pinecones.
I heaved myself up onto the saddle of my mare, Pormillia. I patted her mane and said, Come on, pretty gir—
I told you!
a voice shrieked. I told you they was angry!
Vayle and I exchanged glances as a young girl with blond curls bounded up a dirt path, her little arms swinging furiously. When she reached the pond of blood outside Savant Fillick’s house, she doubled over, mouth agape. Her big eyes looked as wet and fresh as the yolk of an egg.
Well, damn. Vayle and I had overlooked the fact that dragging a dead man inside doesn’t help when he leaves behind bright red evidence.
Why did they hurt him?
she asked us.
Now more children were running toward us. Along with a few larger figures, some of them wielding pitchforks, a couple holding crudely made swords.
The gods hurt Savant Fillick,
the girl cried.
Don’t you fuckin’ ride off on me,
a man hollered, pointing the blunt end of a club at us.
A pair of feet sliced through the crisp patches of grass behind me. I turned to see a dirty face with a wiry beard coming closer. He held a sword.
I clicked my heels. Pormillia lurched forward and broke into a trot that quickly transcended into a gallop. Vayle rode up beside me, leaning hard into her saddle, her chocolate hair whipping about her face.
Something landed with a thud behind us. Probably a rock or a club, one last desperate attempt by the villagers to see justice brought to their tiny hamlet. They would never know, but justice had already been delivered. Savant Fillick was a man whose hands had often wandered up the shirts of little girls and into the pants of little boys.
But I hadn’t accepted the job based on the knightly virtue of honor. I wasn’t an honorable assassin like my commander, who only took assignments where the end resulted in good old-fashioned justice. Pay me enough glittering gold and suddenly I forget most morals and beliefs I’ve ever had.
Once we were a half mile outside of the village, Vayle and I slowed our horses to a trot for the rest of the way.
She reached inside her burlap sack, took out a skin of wine and gulped. It’s not good for the little ones to see what they did.
Blame it on the savant. Apparently his body’s a fucking sponge for poison.
Vayle drained the rest of her wine and stuffed the skin back inside the sack. Did you use the entire vial?
"Did I use the entire vial? I asked, incensed.
Of course I used the entire vial." I’d only been in the assassination business for fifteen bloody years.
When she looked away, I slipped a couple fingers inside my pocket, slid the vial out partway and took a peek, just to be sure.
A midnight blush smattered the sky as twilight came out to play. The mango sun angled itself behind a cylindrical hill. My cylindrical hill. Or, to be less selfish, our cylindrical hill. Home of the famous Black Rot kingdom known as the Hole. Really, less a kingdom, more a village, and rather infamous than famous.
I squinted at the crest of the hill. Two horses stood at the edge like guards at a post. White caparisons draped them.
Hmm,
I said, messengers.
Having the Order of Messengers pass by the Hole wasn’t unusual. Requests for assassinations often came through their hands, but they weren’t the sort to pull up a seat, take a few skins of wine to the face and bullshit for hours. They dropped off their messages, collected payment if need be, and went on their way.
Must be a message without ink,
I said. Those were the type that were sent when the risk of a parchment falling into the wrong hands could be disastrous. Probably a rich noble fuck who wants his liege to disappear.
Or maybe someone wants a king to disappear,
Vayle said, smirking.
I laughed. Years ago, under the veil of anonymity, someone had requested the Black Rot fetch the head of Dercy Daniser, Lord of the Daniser family and King of Watchmen’s Bay. There are two kinds of people the Black Rot does not assassinate: children and kings. The former because even assassins have a smidgen of morality, and the latter because we are not suicidal.
See, the concept of life as an assassin is simple. You want the world to be on edge. You want families and lords and ladies and brothers and sisters and queens and kings to contend with one another and have the perfect amount of animosity for each other so that they hire mercenaries like yours truly to put blades in the throats of those they hate. What you absolutely don’t want is for them to be so bold and desperate that they do the deed themselves, because then they don’t need you. At that point, assassins become hindrances. And being a hindrance is not good for your life expectancy.
Pormillia aimed her nose toward the winding ramp of dirt and rock that twisted around the hill. Vayle’s mare fell into position behind me. The path up was too narrow to ride two abreast, which is often inconvenient, but fantastic for defensive purposes.
I inhaled the sweet scent of burning pine deep into my lungs as we neared the plateau of the hill. Nothing quite like the smell of home.
The two messengers clad in snowy plate shifted in their saddles as Pormillia rocked forward onto the plateau.
I’ll be fucked if that isn’t Grom,
I said, shoving a playful elbow into the pauldron of the lankier of the two messengers.
Astul,
he replied, winking. Or maybe he was simply blinking. Hard to tell the difference when a man only has one eye.
Been a couple years since you showed your ugly mug around here.
Been running a new route recent—
An explosive whoosh erupted across the way, followed by a plume of flames that licked high into the murky sky. Throaty laughter erupted soon after, and one of my Rots fell onto his back, cradling his stomach and probably trying not to piss himself. Apparently tossing a skin of wine into a fire is goddamn hilarious when you’re drunk.
They’ve been doing this all day,
Grom said.
I shrugged. You know what they say. When you’re not killin’, you’re drinkin’. Well, that’s what we say anyhow. Anyway, I’m guessing you’re not here to watch in awe as a bunch of assassins make asses of themselves.
King Chachant Verdan requested a verbal message be delivered to you.
My heart tap-danced in my chest. "King Chachant Verdan? Since when does Chachant go by that title?"
Grom cleared his throat. Since his father was assassinated six days ago.
Chapter 2
On the torn, piss-stained pages that smell of mothballs and tell you all about history, you find there are two kinds of king slayers. First, there are the sort who aren’t particularly adept at clandestine operations and find themselves sitting in a torture chamber until they cough up a name or two. And then there are those sneaky assassins who wiggle their way in unseen and sneak back out just the same, leaving an empty throne in their wake.
The Verdan king slayer was apparently an example of the latter. After revealing Vileoux Verdan had been assassinated, the messenger went on to tell me his son, Chachant, had requested my assistance, which meant the new king had little information on the old king’s death. He wouldn’t send for me if he knew who was responsible — he’d simply march his army to war.
See, I’m not only an assassin, but a purveyor of information. Better to have two careers in case one goes to shit, I’ve always said. Plus, information will forever be a hot commodity.
I descended into the Hole, which was an actual hole, not some symbolic name
Dank and musty air clung to the rims of my nostrils and scurried inside like spiders hurrying into their funnels. Some would find the smell disturbingly similar to an abandoned cellar that was more cobwebs than stone. But for me, this was a place of tranquility.
A few pronged candelabra were stuck into patches of spongy mud along the walls, seething with orange-tipped flames that fought one another to show the way. Even with the help of fire, darkness was the Hole’s closest friend. It embraced you down here, took you in like its guest and wrapped you up in an onyx hug.
I kept down a narrow hallway enclosed with wooden boards. A couple steps and one turn later, I was in a room that looked as if every bounty hunter had come to die here. I filled a few small purses with gold, hardly making a dent in the stockpile. After gathering some stale bread, skins of wine and bundles of wool, I emerged up top, with fresh sizzling timber burning the stink off my clothes.
Shepherd,
Big Gruff roared, invoking my name as the shepherd of assassins. Big Gruff always roared, never simply spoke. If you found yourself in a drunken brawl against him, you'd likely take your own fist to your jaw just to get it over with. Large and mean-looking was one possible description of Big Gruff. Monstrous with a dash of unhinging charm was a better one.
You got a case of dead animal breath, big man,
I said.
He flashed a massive grin and clenched my shoulder. Somethin’ ’bout the wine interactin’ with my spittle. That’s what Commander Vayle says, anyhow. Heard me a tale about you going up North to track down a king slayer.
I see Vayle doesn’t waste time informing on every one of my doings.
Big Gruff shrugged. Eh, you were lookin’ a bit blanched in the face when you came in from those messengers. Blame us, we started poking around and asking questions.
Well, I don’t expect to do any hunting for a king slayer,
I said. Probably just some information exchanging hands.
I just hoped the information I’d provide — or rather, sell — would be helpful. If you’ve got a dead king on your hands, best to resolve the problem quick, before outlandish theories crop up and suspicions have five kingdoms marching to war.
He pulled me in close and leaned his thick beard in toward my face. You want some company?
By the tone of his voice, it almost sounded like a statement, rather than a question. Think I’ll get along fine on my own, thanks all the same.
Big Gruff pulled at his beard and smacked me on the back. Only an offer! Always offerin’ some muscle, you know Big Gruff.
He laughed uneasily.
I blinked. Oh, I know Big Gruff. I know that Big Gruff can’t lie for shit. What’s going on?
Goin’ on? Oh, not a whole lot tonight, I reckon. Wine, tales, seeing whose stream of piss goes the farthest off the cliff, you know how it is.
I crossed my arms and waited.
Oh,
he said, feigning ignorance, you mean what’s goin’ on with me askin’ you—
Yes. That’s what I mean.
He scratched his long mane of knotted hair. A stick fell out, which wasn’t surprising. Bats were rumored to have nested in there.
Ah, well, er… you know that job me and Kale had up near the Desert Hills a while back?
Was that the one where that one lord wanted the Rots to assassinate a god of lightning for killing village cows? And it turned out a farmhand was fixing steel swords to their heads during storms and conducting experiments?
Big Gruff’s eyes constricted as he thought. Finally, with an exasperated breath, he said, No, no. I’m talkin’ about the twin sisters who wanted each other dead. The one paid better than the other, you remember? Anyways, we was on our way back, got circled around in some woods near western Rime and came upon a big shack. Scared Kale and me somethin’ bad. Ground looked like a big monster bucked it up with his shoulders. Singed circles all ’round, and these animals in cages — Astul, their legs were all twisted, eyes in threes and sixes, tongues split and sometimes missing altogether. Inside we found books about conjuration.
My upper and bottom teeth crashed against one another. You came across some pretty damning evidence that conjurers lingered nearby and you didn’t tell me? That’s some fucking important information to leave out.
His huge face fell solemnly. Me and Kale, we scooped up the books and got out of there. Camped for the night a long ways away. Had all the mind to bring ’em back here to the Hole, but… well, we got drunk. Woke up with the sun, but without the books.
Lucky you didn’t wake up with blood pouring out of your mouth,
I said. Do me a favor and don’t keep anything about conjurers from me again.
He wagged his thick finger in the air. You got it, Shepherd. Sure you don’t want no protection?
I’m sure. Go get drunk and piss off the cliff.
He roared with laughter, slapped me on the shoulder and bumbled back to the group of Rots, who were playing spin the sword.
Conjurers, I thought. Just what I fucking need. Problem with conjurers is that you never find just one. There are always more. They’re like vultures, except instead of being able to fly, they have the power to take your mind and conjure up thoughts you’d much rather not have floating around inside your head. There was a good reason why the Black Rot participated in their extinction several years ago. Too bad a few got away.
I paid Vayle a visit, told her I’d be back in a little while — which is a vague way of saying sometime in the next month — and mounted Pormillia, who was dressed in a black caparison embroidered with the red fist of the Black Rot.
The journey down the road from the Hole to Edenvaile, kingdom of the Verdans, is seven days if the Order of Messengers have the northern roads clear, and anywhere between twenty and never if they don’t. And never doesn’t mean that you turn back and go home. Never means your horse either breaks a leg or gets tired of shuffling through flank-high snow, bucks your sorry ass off and leaves for greener pastures.
On day three, Pormillia and I crossed the border of Rime. By this time, I was bundled up in wool and frozen snot dangled from my nose. Pormillia seemed content in the thick blanket I’d brought along for her.
Daytime in the North is a depressing sight. You don’t expect much from a night sky. Maybe a few glittering stars and the occasional sliver of moonlight. But the day is the harbinger of timeless hope. The day will come, another sun will rise, the light will beat down the night! Well, not so much in Rime. The proverb here was, Should the sun show itself, kiss your loved ones goodbye, for the apocalypse is sure to follow.
The sky was always a damp gray, and the wind sucked every feeling except pain from your body. A white canvas stretched endlessly across the fields, dotted with crystals that would probably look quite pretty if your mind could remember what that word meant.
But Lady Fortune had her eye out for Pormillia and me. The Order of Messengers had recently plowed the main road — you won’t believe what an army of iron plows attached to the back of drawn carriages can do — and my four-legged girl trotted through the packed snow gracefully.
On day eight, the gray walls of Edenvaile sprung from a thick fog that had settled down from the white-capped mountains against which the kingdom nestled. Bowmen patrolled the parapet, lazily flinging one foot in front of the other. Boring job up there, since the city allowed passage during the day to anyone who wasn’t hauling in siege equipment.
Pormillia tasted the air with her flaring nostrils, eagerly drinking in the cloying scent of spices that thickened in the air like broth in a soup. Hints of cinnamon and ginger and peppers and garlic and onions coalesced into a pleasant mixture that made me hunger for something other than the stale bread I’d been eating for the past eight days.
My mare stepped inside the gate and onto the cobblestone streets dusted with snow. The fancy flooring only continued if you kept straight and entered the market district, where merchants stood behind their stalls, their vigilant eyes combing through the sea of bodies, ready to feast on the first amateur who stupidly made eye contact. Ma’am, gifts from the Pantheon here! Salted trout caught beneath the ice just this morning! Eyes big and juicy, might have eggs in her too!
With a quick jerk of the reins, Pormillia turned onto a side street, kicking up a sea spray of snow and ice. She stopped before the stables, where I clambered off her.
A dirty-faced stable boy quickly led her to an open tie stall. I took a pouch of coins from a sack around the saddle, flicked him a gold piece and told him if he took good care of her there’d be more where that came from.
Then I went off to find someone who could grant me an audience with the king.
I’d been to Edenvaile my fair share. Vileoux Verdan knew how to accommodate an assassin. I’d drink my fill of wine, eat my fill of truffle cakes and carrot pies, and fuck my fill of whores — all without spending a coin. Of course, indulging in vices is never truly free. In return, I’d pass information to him.
This particular visit to Edenvaile felt… different. I couldn’t walk one foot without having a new pair of eyes following me from beneath a steel-brimmed helmet. If my hand even brushed the hilt of my sword, bodies would shift. Mail coats would jingle. The city guard was more numerous than ever, and they apparently considered everyone a suspect.
Luckily for me, I was on good terms with the commander of the city guard, Wilhelm Arch, who mingled near the frozen steps that led to the keep.
Wilhelm!
I said, putting a hand on the back of his breastplate. No less than twenty guards unsheathed their blades.
The clamor of the market district behind me went on, its patrons oblivious.
Wilhelm’s nod placated the guards, and they went back to idly standing watch.
If it isn’t the Shepherd,
he said. He gave a long, tired blink. The bags under his eyes were stretched and dark, falling away from his face. He seemed like he wanted to add something but couldn’t quite find the words.
Long days and longer nights?
I asked.
He wiped a scarred hand over his bald head. Endless. Chachant hoped you would come. But he’s not here presently.
Will he be here presently in a few hours?
A couple weeks, if the storms aren’t bad. Went south to Vereumene. Gathering of the five families is in a few days. Mydia is serving in his stead.
What a crock that gathering was. Established some forty years ago to ensure tempers wouldn’t flare and escalate to another great war. Half the great families didn’t bother showing, which is a hell of a feat when there’s only five. Maybe a king being assassinated would persuade them to honor the gathering.
I’m surprised Mydia wouldn’t send a consul to discuss matters. I hear my face gives her the shivers.
Wilhelm wiped away a thin film of snot from his unkempt beard. I’ve faith you two can act appropriately. She’ll see you soon. At the present moment, she’s… busy.
Busy. Yes, that was it, of course. After all, she was Chachant’s sister and responsible now for presiding over the second largest kingdom of the world. Busy could mean many things: entertaining proposals from the court, meeting with ill-tempered vassals, or — more likely in Mydia’s case — bathing in a golden tub while naked men pampered her with soft soaps.
I gazed across the way, beyond the market district and toward a squat oval building. It was a building whose occupants frowned at those who entered without pants, but as soon as you put some gold coins up on the counter, well… keeping them on was quite against the rules.
I’ll be busy myself,
I said, winking at Wilhelm. One of your men can fetch me when Mydia is ready, yeah?
He blew air between his wind-burnt lips and muttered something, which I took for a yes, and so I skipped happily over to Edenvaile’s best and only brothel. At least in my mind I skipped; I would never be caught physically swinging my legs as I jump to and fro. Assassins have reputations to keep.
After handing over more coins than I’d ever admit, a woman with smooth, radiant skin led me to a secluded room. Silk sheets and down pillows adorned the bed.
Her name was Nyla, and Nyla professed she had a knack for removing clothing. Her long fingers gently edged along the bulge in my pants. She smiled, unclasped a button, removed my shirt, stripped my pants — she got me naked, all right?
And that’s all Nyla did. A fully clothed woman suddenly appeared in the doorway, gesturing for Nyla urgently. A few moments later, someone new ambled in. Shiny red hair cascaded down her back, and her full hips swung ever so slightly as she walked seductively toward the bed.
I’m sorry,
she said, her voice as delectable as melted chocolate. I’m Marigold. There was a mix-up with Nyla. I hope you don’t mind…
She subtly pushed her tits forward and sunk her pearly teeth into her lip.
Now, I was a paranoid man. Knowing the horror you yourself are capable of immediately makes you suspicious of everyone else and particularly of supposed brothel whore mix-ups. But I was a man all the same. A man who suffered from a weak will, a dry throat and a singular thought when a pair of pillowy breasts were shoved into his face.
There was a gasp and the feel of a soft, fleshy tip circling my tongue. Suspicions? What suspicions?
Climaxing and sleeping are as closely related as cuts and blood, and try as I might, the heaviness of my eyes got the better part of me. I awoke in the brothel atop stained sheets. Someone was calling my name.
After blinking away the bleariness, I realized that someone wore a mail shirt. And leather boots. Rather masculine face, too. To each his own, but that wasn’t something I cared to see in a brothel.
The presiding stewardess, Mydia Verdan, will see you now.
The presiding stewardess?
I muttered. Oh! Oh, right. Yes, yes. Mydia. Of course. I’ll be right there.
The guard left, and I quickly hopped out of bed. Got myself dressed real quick and double-checked my pouch of coins. Looked good. If Marigold skimmed a few coins from the top, it wasn’t noticeable. I would've liked to ensure I still had possession of all my belongings as well, but a woman impatiently peeking in implied this room was expecting a new visitor. So I simply tapped my belt to feel for an ebon sword — the most precious of my cargo — and went off.
The guard was waiting for me outside, along with hysteria — something I do not like the company of.
He’s still here!
a woman cawed. Told ye he’s still here! Still lurkin’ around somewhere.
Saw him breathin’ just earlier,
a man said. A boy! That’s all he was. How can ya kill a boy and live with yourself?
The guard motioned toward the keep. Follow me.
What happened here?
I asked.
Stable boy,
guard said, peering back. Took a dagger across the throat. Bled right out. No witnesses.
That’s strange,
I said. I couldn’t move my fucking foot without drawing the attention of ten of you bastards, and yet a boy gets murdered in plain sight and no one sees a thing?
He said nothing. Didn’t even seem concerned.
I, along with my frosted breath, trailed the guard back to the tip of the market square and then up the steps into the courtyard of the keep. Two guardsmen opened the double-leaf doors, allowing us entry.
My armored courier led me to a twisting staircase laid with black carpet and trimmed with gold. Banners draped the walls, displaying the Verdan trio of golden swords resting against an inky sky. Inlaid torches spat at me, flinging the orange shadows of their curling flames along the banners. The swords glistened, as if real gold lay inside the cloth pennants.
Up another set of stairs and yet another we went, finally spilling out into a grand hallway with marble flooring and a painful display of grandiosity. There were chandeliers that sparkled and glittered, sculpted portraits of old Verdans who had kicked the bucket long ago, colorful paintings stretched across twenty-foot canvases. Funny thing is, these were the royal quarters. Only people who passed through were royal guardsmen, lords and ladies of the court, the Verdan family and visitors of the aforementioned. It was as if the only reason for this bombastic display of grandeur was to remind them just how privileged they were.
The guard stopped before a door with two guardsmen in full plate, swords sheathed. Lady Mydia,
he announced, Astul, Shepherd of the Black Rot, has arrived.
Bring him in,
she said.
The door swung open, and I stepped forward, only to be yanked back. The two royal guardsmen entered first, and only then was I