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Explain That To A Martian 3
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It's good to stay in touch with friends, even when they live on Mars!
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Hello again.I've added Drifta's Quest 2 on this site. Unlikely to be a Drifta's Quest 3 but never say never. I am already working on a new book to fit in between other creative projects. As a mere lad of 68 I have a good few years to tell my stories so I hope people will keep enjoying them.
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Explain That To A Martian 3 - Gary Weston
Explain That To a Martian 3
Copyright Gary Weston 2012
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Explain That To A Martian 3
'What?'
'I said, feed Monster.'
'Oh. Right. Feed the Monster. Gotcha.'
'Are you even listening to me?'
I suppressed a sigh. 'You want me to feed the cat. I'll feed the cat.'
Pamela didn't suppress her sigh. I knew she was making a mental bet with herself that I'd forget to feed the cat. She would probably win. 'When you're glued to that computer, you're a lost cause.'
'Pam. This is important. When I'm in the zone, I have to write. Now. If you don't mind...'
'Okay. I'm off to work. One of us needs to bring in some money. Don't cook.
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