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    The Hell You Say: The Adrien English Mysteries 3
    The Hell You Say: The Adrien English Mysteries 3
    The Hell You Say: The Adrien English Mysteries 3
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    The Hell You Say: The Adrien English Mysteries 3

    By Josh Lanyon

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    Adrien English isn't really a detective, he's a bookseller and mystery writer who has a knack for attracting real life mischief and mayhem -- much to the displeasure of his sexy, sometimes-boyfriend, closeted homicide detective Jake Riordan.

    When bookstore assistant Angus falls afoul of a Satanic cult, Adrien falls afoul of Jake -- but despite the fact that his amateur sleuthing is playing hell with his love life, Adrien can't help but delving into this case of kooks, cults, devil worship, and human sacrifice.

    (A Lambda Literary Award finalist)

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJosh Lanyon
    Release dateDec 6, 2011
    ISBN9781937909000
    The Hell You Say: The Adrien English Mysteries 3
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    Josh Lanyon

    Author of nearly ninety titles of classic Male/Male fiction featuring twisty mystery, kickass adventure, and unapologetic man-on-man romance, JOSH LANYON’S work has been translated into eleven languages. Her FBI thriller Fair Game was the first Male/Male title to be published by Harlequin Mondadori, then the largest romance publisher in Italy. Stranger on the Shore (Harper Collins Italia) was the first M/M title to be published in print. In 2016 Fatal Shadows placed #5 in Japan’s annual Boy Love novel list (the first and only title by a foreign author to place on the list). The Adrien English series was awarded the All-Time Favorite Couple by the Goodreads M/M Romance Group. In 2019, Fatal Shadows became the first LGBTQ mobile game created by Moments: Choose Your Story.She is an EPIC Award winner, a four-time Lambda Literary Award finalist (twice for Gay Mystery), an Edgar nominee, and the first ever recipient of the Goodreads All-Time Favorite M/M Author award.Find other Josh Lanyon titles at www.joshlanyon.comFollow Josh on Twitter, Facebook, and Goodreads.

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    • 4/5
      Great mysteries with an overarching relationship between bookseller Adrian and closeted cop Jake. Excellent romantic suspense series and a popular entre into this very popular writer's work. (Karen)
    • 4/5
      In the third Adrien English mystery, Adrien ends up investigating the Los Angeles occult scene when his part-time employee is arrested on suspicion of being involved in a series of murders that appear to be related to Satanism. Jake is part of the team investigating the murders (of course), and Adrien's refusal to stop nosing about where he shouldn't coupled with Jake's fear that Adrien's proximity to the case will out Jake puts more strain on their already rickety not-exactly-a-relationship. Jake continues to be a jerk (and drops some inevitable but seriously jerky bombshells), and Adrien stumbles wittily through his investigation. Another solid entry in the series, with the highlights continuing to be the wit and the relationships. Adrien's mother announces she's about to marry in this one, so we get to watch some fun interactions between Adrien and his soon-to-be step-father and step-sisters (of which there are three. He's bewildered by the adult ones but seems to hit a brotherly/avuncular chord with the youngest (twelve), which I hope we get to see develop in books four and five). The inevitable love-interest-who-isn't-Jake in this one is more fleshed out than the previous ones, and there's a hint that he might return in the next book. Plus side, he's not a jerk. Minus side, he's not Jake. Still enjoying these, but getting a little impatient for Jake to sort his shit. I'm not holding my breath for a Jake/Adrien HEA (though I'd be about it), but if Jake doesn't get a full emotional arc that lands him some place where he's happier with himself, I'm going to be peeved.
    • 4/5
      I never would have expected such an esoteric mystery, but Lanyon wrote it well. All plot considerations are minor compared to the riveting, slow-motion disaster that is Adrien and Jake's relationship. Oh, the heartbreak. I finished THE HELL YOU SAY at 1 am and leapt immediately to DEATH OF A PIRATE KING, panting for more relationship details.
    • 3/5
      My rating of this (three stars rather than four: the difference between "liked it" and "really liked it") is totally biased by the fact that it broke my heart slightly. It isn't a surprise -- things had to get worse, in the relationship Adrien was in, before they had a chance to get better, if they do get better. But I didn't want it to happen. Jake, while not actually spending much time with Adrien, is throughout the narrative nonetheless, there at every turn and not letting Adrien be happy. I don't know what I hope for, with the two of them, but I know I'm not a huge fan of Guy.

      I did like the other subplot, of Adrien's family, mostly because I care about Adrien as a character and his trials with his family are worth a smile.

      The mystery aspect is interesting, too. It doesn't seem as coherent as other mystery stories, in some ways -- or is that not as predictable? I'm not really surprised by the endings, but... I never really seem to get engaged with the whodunnit aspect. I read mostly for Adrien, and somewhat for Jake.
    • 3/5
      Enjoyable Christmas-season mystery with a gay bookstore owner as the protagonist. Engaging characters and good plotting.
    • 3/5
      This is the 3rd Adrien English mystery and I think it suffers a bit from an attempt to be too ordinary. People read books to escape from reality so books that set out to be as real as possible can often be a bit of a bore. This book suffers from that a bit, but it was still an interesting read. The book is as much about the amateur sleuthing of the main character as is his personal life. Of the course the two mix, perhaps too coincidentally, which goes against the attempts to be real.
    • 3/5
      The mystery in this was less interesting that in the previous two Adrien English mysteries. I just wasn't taken in by the Satanic Cult reveal, I suppose I was hoping for it to have turned out to be something far more mundane and far more sinister or such like. The romance parts were stronger. I appreciate that Lanyon had the guts to break up Adrien and Jakes fairly doomed relationship and I cried like the complete girl that I am when Jake dumped him. Unfortunately I don't find Guy a compelling love interest or anything like a satisfying replacement for Jake. I guess I'll just have to see how things turn out in the next book.
    • 4/5
      Part 3 in the Adrien English series. Once again finds our hero embroiled in a murder mystery and the end of his "relationship" with Jake...but I doubt we have seen the last of Jake and I hope we will have many more adventures with Adrien.
    • 3/5
      Liked it better than the second Adrien book, but there were a couple of aspects that kind of gnawed at me (apologies for any spoilers) ... Adrien's mother's announces she's "engaged", planning an immenent wedding, but Adrien had no idea she was even seeing the guy? And, Adien lets everyone keep asking him about Jake long after it's clear Jake's out of the picture? I do plan on reading the next one, due out next summer.
    • 4/5
      Because it has been almost a year since I read the previous one, it took me a little bit to fully get back into the swing of this series. Once I was there though, I didn't want to put the book down until I had finished.

      Again, like in the previous books, I fell in love with Adrien. He's such a fantastic character, slightly geeky, but sexy, witty and great depth. Jake on the other hand...I never minded him (hell, who is his right mind could? Sexy, hot cop with loads of issues...) But I've changed my mind about him. I've decided that he doesn't deserve Adrien1 LOL.

      The mystery that the story is based on is fun. Nothing truly shocking, or not at least a little predictable. But it's more than solid enough to keep you engrossed in this tale. And also, itching to start the next one! So now I'm trying to find time...
    • 5/5
      I really enjoyed the occult setting for this mystery. Jake of course was horrid. What else is new? This time he has hit an all-time low. I believe that he and Ardien have entirely two very different ideas about what they each want and need out of this relationship. Ardien also is having trouble with his assistant Angus. He gave him money to get out of town. Angus is involved in some Satanic cult as evidenced by some rather disturbing phone calls he's been getting. Little does Adrien know his giving Angus money is going to land him in some trouble. Satanic rituals...a mansion in a very rich part of town... and Adrien doing his best to figure it out and get the info and pass it to the police... and above all, stay alive. In the mean time he’s getting an entire new family rather he wants them or not. Hang in there Ardien...maybe Josh Lanyon will make things better for you in the next book.
    • 5/5
      The best so far! Can't wait to read the next book.
    • 4/5
      The Adrian English mysteries are now being republished by the author with elegant new cover art, and this book is where the series takes off like a rocket for me. Whereas the first book had a shaky ending and the second book stranded interesting characters in a ho-hum setting, this third book is very strong. Bookshop owner Adrian and troubled LAPD detective Jake are back in Los Angeles, definitely my favorite weird city on earth.

      We readers are treated to bookshop interactions, satirical scenes of Adrian’s writing critique group, and even moments of awkward Christmas cheer involving the colorful new family into which Adrian’s mother is soon to marry. Adrian develops a sense of humor in this book, and gives us many funny one-liners. His relationship with Jake is hit hard with real-life complications offering no easy solutions, and they remain a compelling couple. Meanwhile, the plot involves Wicca and Satanism, both of which are scrupulously researched.

      The book opens with Adrian’s creepy bookseller Angus receiving death threats. For some mysterious reason, the kid’s Satanist friends have now turned against him. On impulse, Adrian gives the boy money with which to skip town – later realizing that if Angus commits a crime, Adrian might be seen as an accessory. Then the murders start happening. The death threats widen to include Adrian. And the mystery of why the Satanists are after Angus connects directly with an open investigation headed by Jake, who deeply resents Adrian’s involvement. It all makes for a great page-turner.

      Val for AReCafe
    • 4/5
      4.5 stars

      I can't slow down with this series. It's addictive! I love the mystery and suspense. The relationship drama Jake causes gets me fired up also. And I love Adrien's brand of humor. I'm jumping right into the next one.

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    The Hell You Say - Josh Lanyon

    Chapter One

    The voice on the phone rasped, Bones of anger, bones of dust, full of fury, revenge is just. I scatter these bones, these bones of rage, enemy mine, I bring you pain. Torment, fire, death the toll, with this hex I curse your soul. So mote it be.

    I handed the receiver to Angus, who was facing out the We Recommend stand by the counter. It’s for you.

    He took the receiver and put his ear against it as though expecting an electric shock. He listened, then, hand shaking, he replaced the receiver and stared at me. Behind the blue lenses of the John Lennon specs his eyes were terrified. He licked his pale lips.

    Look, Angus, I said. Why don’t you talk to Jake? He’s a cop. Maybe he can help.

    He’s a homicide detective, Angus muttered. Plus he doesn’t like me.

    True on both counts, but I tried anyway.

    "He doesn’t dislike you, really. Besides, you’ve got to talk to someone. This is harassment."

    Harassment? His voice shot up a notch. I wish it was harassment! They’re going to kill me.

    A customer lurking in the Dell Mapbacks coughed. I realized we were not alone in the bookstore.

    I gestured to Angus. He followed me back to the storeroom that served as my office. So far we’d had a grand total of three customers browsing the shelves on this gloomy November day. I half shut the door to the office, turned to Angus.

    Okay, what the hell is going on? I sort of knew what the hell was going on, so I added, Exactly.

    I thought my tone was pretty calm, but he put his hands out as though to ward me off. I can’t talk about it, he gabbled. I mean, if I talk about it, if I reveal the secrets of the — He swallowed The Word. They’ll kill me.

    I thought they were already trying to kill you?

    I mean physically kill me.

    Uh-huh, I said. I sounded like Jake.

    Angus caught the skeptical note in my voice. Adrien, you don’t understand. You’ve never — they know where I live. They know where I work. They know where Wanda lives. They know where Wanda works. They —

    Why don’t you leave town for a while? I interrupted. It’s nearly Christmas. Why don’t you…take a vacation?

    It’s November.

    It’s after Thanksgiving.

    Angus had worked at Cloak and Dagger Books for the past year, but I knew little about him beyond the fact that he was finishing up an undisclosed undergrad program at UCLA which seemed to entail an awful lot of courses in folklore, mythology, and the occult. He was twenty-something, lived alone, and was a decent, if irregular employee. Lisa, my mother, insisted that he was on drugs. Jake, my sometimes lover, was convinced that he was a nutcase, but I tended to believe he was just…young. I studied him as he stood there in his baggy black clothes, like an émigré from the dark side. He was shaking his head in a hopeless kind of way, as though I still didn’t get it.

    Yeah, I said, warming to the idea. Why don’t you take Wanda and split for a week or two? Let this all blow over. I dug through the desk drawer for my checkbook.

    Not that I believe throwing money at a problem solves the problem — unless the problem is lack of money. And not that I ordinarily recommend trying to run away from your problems, but this particular problem rang a few bells for me. Or so I thought at the time.

    Angus stood silent while I wrote out the draft. I tore it off. When I handed it to him, he stared at it. He didn’t say a word. Then, as I watched, a tear slid down his face and dropped on the check. He gave a great shuddering sigh, started to speak.

    I cut him off. Listen, kiddo, do us both a favor. Crank calls from the crypt are bad for business. I headed for the door.

    * * * * *

    You did what? said Jake.

    I had been about ten minutes late meeting him at the car dealership on East Colorado Boulevard. My ten-year-old Bronco was on its last legs, and Jake seemed to believe that I was incapable of making an informed buying decision unless he was my informant.

    Gave him eight hundred bucks. Told him to take Wanda Witch away for the holidays. I gazed at the rows of sleek sports cars and rugged-looking SUVs gleaming in the tequila sunset. Palm trees rustled overhead. Tinny Christmas carols issued from the loudspeakers in not-so-subliminal messaging.

    I watched Jake’s blond and buff reflection materialize behind me in the windshield. Eight hundred bucks? You have eight hundred bucks to throw around?

    I shrugged. I’ll write it off as his Christmas bonus.

    Uh-huh. I felt him study my face. Well, Mr. Trump, is there any point in our going inside?

    Did you never hear of the great American tradition of financing?

    He snorted. I met his tawny gaze. How the hell is running away supposed to solve anything? he asked, and for a second, I thought we were talking about something else entirely.

    I wasn’t looking for a long-term solution. Before Jake could answer, I added, I doubt if I need one. They’re kids. They have the attention span of…what is it? One minute for each year of life. We’re looking at twenty minutes of terror. Tops.

    Jake’s lips twitched, but he said, These kids are all part of a witches’ coven based out of Westwood?

    I stroked the hood of a silver Subaru Forester. New meaning to the words ‘Teen Spirit,’ huh? I studied the sticker price on the window. From what I’ve picked up, they all took part in a class on demonology or witchcraft about a year ago. I guess somebody inhaled too much incense during the lab.

    They went off and started a coven?

    I’m guessing. It’s not like Angus has been forthcoming on the subject. Revealing Count Chocula’s secrets carries a stiff penalty.

    Red and green Christmas lights strung across the lot flashed on. They reminded me of glowing chili peppers, but maybe I was subconsciously influenced by the Mexican restaurant across the street. I remembered I hadn’t stopped for lunch. My stomach growled. I wondered if Jake could take time for dinner.

    If I whined about being hungry, he’d make time. He was appalled by my eating habits, being one of these fitness fanatics who believes the rule about three balanced meals a day is engraved on a stone tablet. We hadn’t seen much of each other lately. I was willing to risk another lecture on the benefits of complex carbs.

    You shop around, you compare prices, you get the vehicle right for you, he observed, watching me linger over the Forester.

    Sure.

    You don’t need another gas guzzler. How about a coupe? How about pre-owned?

    Used?

    At my tone, a muscle tugged at the corner of his mouth. Reluctantly I moved down the aisle of cars to a blue two-door. Tinted windows, power sun roof, Bose speakers. The price was right, too. Climate controlled. What did that mean? Air conditioning?

    Jake said suddenly, grimly, Believe it or not, this kind of shit can get way out of hand. Hollywood PD turned up a Jane Doe in the Hollywood Hills about a month ago. Word is she was the victim of a ritual killing.

    You mean, like, devil worshipers?

    I was mostly kidding, but Jake said thoughtfully, I kind of wish you hadn’t sent the kid out of town. I’d have liked to talk to him.

    You can’t think Angus is involved in that, I protested. He’s a bit odd, granted, but he’s a decent kid.

    You have no idea what he is, Adrien. Jake, a ten-year veteran of LAPD, used that cop tone when I exhibited signs of civilian naïveté. You’ve employed him for a few months, that’s all. You hired him through a temp agency. You think they ran a serious security check?

    You think it’s necessary for working in a mystery bookstore?

    He wasn’t listening. There’s this whole satanic underground we’ve been hearing about since the ’80s. There might not be evidence of an organized movement like certain religious groups claim, but we’ve seen plenty of injuries and deaths resulting from people taking this stuff seriously. And plenty of people turning up in psych wards. It’s ugly and violent, but a lot of kids are attracted to it.

    So hopefully this scares the hell out of Angus, and he gets it out of his system. I tried to picture myself behind the wheel of the coupe, gave it up, headed back to the silver Forester.

    * * * * *

    When I finished signing the loan docs, Jake and I went across the street to grab dinner at the cantina. I had traded in the Bronco, and since the dealership was going to install a stereo system in the new vehicle, I needed a ride back to my place. Jake let himself be coerced.

    While we waited for our meal, I watched him put away two baskets of tortilla strips. He munched steadily, as though he were being paid by the chip, gaze fastened on a wall planter bristling with plastic bougainvillea.

    Everything okay?

    Still crunching, he paused mid-reach for his Dos Equis. Sure. Why?

    I don’t know. You seem preoccupied.

    Nope. He swallowed a mouthful of beer, eyes on mine. Everything’s cool.

    Our relationship was not an easy one. Jake was deeply closeted. He claimed it was because he was a cop — that the job was tough enough without having to go to war with the guys who were supposed to be on your side — but I’d come to believe that it was more complicated. Jake despised himself for being sexually attracted to men. Though he had been a good friend to me and was a physically satisfying lover — when he was around — there was a certain tension between us that I sometimes feared could never completely be resolved.

    Which was a damn shame, because I cared for him. A lot.

    When we’d first met, he’d been active in the S/M scene. I thought — hoped — maybe he was less active in the clubs these days.

    What I did know for sure was that he was dating a woman, a female cop named Kate Keegan. He’d been seeing her longer than he’d known me; I didn’t think it was just a cover relationship. But he didn’t discuss it much with me.

    So I hear Chan’s writing a book.

    A few months earlier Jake’s partner, Detective Paul Chan, had joined Partners in Crime, the weekly writing group I hosted at the bookstore.

    Yeah, a police procedural.

    Is it any good?

    Uh, well…

    Jake laughed, shoved the basket of chips my way.

    * * * * *

    The next day, Friday, I had to prepare for a book signing with bestselling author Gabriel Savant. Savant wrote the Sam Haynes occult detective series, sort of an update on the old Jules de Grandin and John Thunstone pulps. I’m not a big fan of horror, but I had skimmed Savant’s latest in an effort to facilitate discussion should the question-and-answer session peter out too fast. Not that I expected a problem. After an initially lackluster career in the ’80s, Savant had reinvented himself and his work and was now a media darling. Hustling around in anticipation of a significant turnout that evening, I wished ungenerously that I had delayed rescuing Angus till after the weekend.

    I was arranging the front display of Savant’s latest, The Rosicrucian Codex, wondering if I had enough bottles of four-dollar champagne, when I received another call from the dark side.

    Smitten, battered, beaten, torn. I prick at thee as if a thorn —

    Speaking of pricks, I interrupted, You’re wasting your time. Angus doesn’t work here anymore.

    Wh —? He — the voice was male — caught himself. There was a pause, then a click as the receiver slammed down.

    I tried *69, but the number was blocked. Not a surprise, I guess. I knew, of course, that it wouldn’t end there.

    Sure enough, later that afternoon I got another caller requesting Gus. This time the voice was feminine, dulcet-toned. In all the time Angus has worked for me, I’ve only known one female to call him, and that was his girl friend, Wanda. Wanda is not dulcet-toned. She sounds like she was weaned on unfiltered Marlboros.

    Sorry, I said in answer to the query. He’s not here.

    Oh, gosh, she fretted. "I’ve got to talk to Gus. It’s, like, an emergency."

    Like an emergency, but not?

    What?

    Forget it. I said, Look, he’s gone. For real. Spread the word.

    A pause. Then she faltered, I’m not sure…?

    I decided to try a different approach. Can I get your name? Maybe he’ll phone me once he gets settled. You’re a friend of Angus’s?

    She laughed a tinkling laugh, a party-girl laugh. "Well, ye-aah! Of course! And I’ve got to talk to him. He wants to talk to me, believe me."

    "Oh, I do, I said with equal sincerity. But he’s gone. Skipped. I’d like to help, but…hey, why don’t you leave your name and number, and if he gets in touch with me, I’ll let him know you called."

    Another hesitation. Then she said coolly, Sure. Tell him Sarah Good called. He knows the number.

    666?

    She replaced the phone gently. I followed suit. I caught a glimpse of my rueful expression in the mirror across from the counter. Sarah Good. One of the first of the Salem witches to be hanged. Cute.

    Well, on the bright side, at least the kids were getting some history at school.

    * * * * *

    By six-thirty, it was standing room only in the store. I realized I had seriously miscalculated both the champagne and how much help I would need. I’d never seen so many teenagers in black lipstick — boys and girls — or chainmail jewelry on middle-aged men who didn’t ride Harleys.

    Not that it wasn’t great to see people reading. Especially people who looked as though a book would be their last choice of entertainment. I just hoped the evening wouldn’t end with broken furniture or the building struck by a lightning bolt.

    Running next door, I bribed the girls closing the travel agency to lend a hand with the crowd control.

    By seven-fifteen, our illustrious author was officially late, and the natives were getting restless. There was a line of women waiting to use the washroom and a nasty argument about the origins of the swastika brewing near the cozy corner. A local reporter tried to interview me about my involvement in a murder case the previous year. I resisted the impulse to finish off the last of the drugstore champagne and hide in the stockroom.

    At seven-thirty, there was commotion at the front door. Several people, clearly part of an entourage, entered the store. Three leggy ladies dressed more like succubae than minions of a reputable publishing house entered. A plump, bespectacled man drew me aside and introduced himself as Bob Friedlander, Gabe’s handler.

    Handler? Nice work if you could get it, I guess.

    I didn’t catch most of what Friedlander said, because the next instant, the Prince of Sales had appeared. Gabriel Savant stood over six feet tall and was built like a male model — in fact, he looked like the male half of the illustration on a historical romance: unruly raven hair falling over his tanned forehead, piercing blue eyes, flashing white smile. Were there rhinestones in his teeth? Certainly something shone in his right earlobe. He wore leather jeans and a black cape. Amazingly, nobody laughed.

    But this is charming, Gabriel assured me, as Friedlander navigated his star in my direction. Of course, it’s not Vroman’s, but it’s nice.

    Ambiance, Friedlander said quickly. Wonderful ambiance.

    We try, I said.

    Of course you do, Gabriel encouraged. He glanced at his handler. Bobby, what is there to drink? I’m parched.

    Friedlander cleared his throat uneasily. Along with that musky aftershave of Gabe’s wafted a mix of mouthwash and bourbon. Mostly bourbon.

    There’s brand-X champagne making the rounds, I said.

    You’d have thought I’d offered milk to a vampire. Gabe blanched. Swallowing hard, he said, Oh, God, let’s get this over with. He strode over to the antique desk I had set up. Enthusiastic applause from the waiting audience echoed off the dark beams.

    This book tour has been grueling, Friedlander told me by way of apology. Twenty cities in thirty days…radio interviews at four in the morning, cable talk shows, book club luncheons; often we’re doing three bookstores a day. Gabe is exhausted.

    I bet you both are.

    He laughed. Behind the glasses, his mild eyes were unexpectedly alert. A little. I understand you write also.

    A little. Not enough, thank God, that anyone wanted to send me out on the road.

    "You’re too modest. I’ve read Murder Will Out. Very witty."

    Either this guy did his homework like nobody I’d ever met before, or he was gay. My books don’t attract many mainstream readers.

    But you need a hook, he said. A platform.

    You don’t think a gay Shakespearean actor amateur sleuth is enough of a hook?

    No. No way. Look at Gabe. He wasted years producing beautifully written, critically acclaimed literary fiction that no one wanted to read, and then what happens? He comes up with Sam Haynes, the occult detective. The rest is history.

    History, occult, and romance all spelled out in purple prose, I thought as Savant read aloud from his latest masterpiece. He kind of reminded me of a hunky Vincent Price, but the audience loved it. They stayed silent as the proverbial grave while he read. Not a whisper, not a snicker. When he finished reading, he took questions. Lots of questions. His fans wanted to know everything from Where He Got His Ideas (at which he turned up his elegant nose, beckoning for the next question) to Was He Seeing Anyone.

    "I’m seeing everyone," Savant drawled and tapped his forehead, either to indicate the Third Eye or that his busy social life was giving him a headache.

    Maybe the bubbly helped, but the fans drank it right up.

    Friedlander listened and ate pizza rolls like they were going out of style. Every so often, as when Savant graciously referred to me as Andrew, he would smile nervously in my direction.

    And then a customer asked what Savant was working on now. Apparently this was the question he’d been waiting for. He rose to his feet, shaking back the cape.

    "As you know, I’ve made a fortune telling stories about the occult and its practitioners, but my current project is not a mere work of fiction. During my research, I’ve uncovered evidence of a real-life, secret cult, a sinister organization which has preyed upon the young and naïve for the past two decades. A cult right here in this very city. In my next book, I plan to expose that cult and its leaders to the world."

    Bob Friedlander dropped his paper plate. Pizza rolls scattered across the hardwood floor. I stooped to help retrieve them and saw out of the corner of my eye that Bob was shaking. I glanced up. His round face was white, perspiring; he looked terrified.

    I turned. Gabriel Savant beamed at his audience, most of whom were smiling and chattering, delighted to learn that another of those pesky cults was soon to be history — and a best-selling book. At the back of the room, however, stood a small group of young women. They were dressed in black, lots of leather and lace, makeup and hair inspired by Halloween. Elvira: the Early Years. They appeared to be hissing at Savant.

    * * * * *

    I love this house, Lisa sighed. I’ve been so happy here.

    The first Saturday of each month I had brunch with my mother, at the ancestral ruins in Porter Ranch in the North San Fernando Valley.

    The brunch tradition began when I left Stanford and broke it to her that I would not be returning to the nest. It shouldn’t have come as a shock — or even as bad news — but as she had chosen not to remarry after my father’s death (despite a legion of eligible suitors), I was all Lisa had in the world. As she rarely failed to remind me.

    It’s a beautiful house, I agreed.

    The house smelled of pine trees and cinnamon and apples. It felt warm and Christmassy. In some ways it still felt like home. I’d taken my first steps in the marble foyer (an initial attempt to make a break for it). I’d learned to drive in the quiet surrounding streets. I’d experienced my first fumbling sexual encounter in the upstairs bedroom beneath the fake open beams and poster of a boyishly grinning Robert Redford in The Natural.

    Although it really is too large for one, she said, as though she had suddenly noticed those additional sixteen rooms.

    Maybe you should think about moving, I said heartlessly.

    I had underestimated her as usual. If I were to…move…do you think the house would suit you and Jake? she inquired innocently.

    I inhaled my white-chocolate pear tartlet and spent the next moments wondering if the last thing I saw would be the mental picture of me and Jake picking china at Neiman Marcus.

    Darling, Lisa gently protested when I could breathe again. You shouldn’t talk with your mouth full.

    You’re not serious about Jake and me moving in here, I said.

    Why not? You seem awfully fond of him, and he’s…he’s… I could see her searching for something nice to say about Jake. He’s a very efficient sort of person.

    The why nots were so many that I was speechless. The worst part of it all was that for one split second I seriously considered it.

    Seeing my moment of weakness, she moved in for the kill.

    It’s wonderful that you’re feeling so well these days, Adrien, but it doesn’t do to push yourself too hard.

    I’m not.

    She shook her head as though it were all no use. "The economy is so dreadful right now, especially for small businesses. As though Lisa had the foggiest idea about the challenges of running a small business. And when you talk about needing to expand, I simply can’t help worrying about the stress and strain of an additional mortgage on you, darling. Whereas this house is paid for free and clear."

    Like a fool, I said, Even so, there’s no way I could begin to afford the upkeep.

    Her violet eyes widened at my naïveté. "You’re going to be very wealthy one of these days, darling, she chided. I know I could prevail upon Mr. Gracen to arrange something with your trust fund."

    Don’t start that again. Funny how that money was absolutely untouchable when it was for something I wanted that Lisa didn’t approve of, but right there at my fingertips if I’d give in to whatever she wanted for me.

    If your poor father had realized that you would end up sacrificing your health struggling to make ends meet —

    Lisa, where is this going? I broke in. Are you thinking of selling the house? Is that what this is about?

    I was amazed to see her turn pink.

    Um, sort of, she said. An un-Lisa-like comment.

    When she didn’t continue, I prodded, And?

    Actually, I’m thinking of getting married.

    Chapter Two

    In the silence that followed her words, I heard one of the Christmas ornaments fall through the branches of the ten-foot noble fir taking up a quarter of the dining room.

    Come again?

    I’m thinking of remarrying. Prettily blushing.

    Anyone I know?

    Councilman Dauten.

    My fork clanged against the brass charger plate.

    Councilman? Is that what you call him? Doesn’t he have a first name?

    You sound rather waspish, Adrien, my mother observed. Do you not like the idea?

    Of Councilman Dauten? I’m not sure. Have I met this one?

    Lisa’s eyes narrowed. She said carefully and clearly, Do you have a problem with the idea of my remarrying?

    Did I? I wasn’t sure. Whatever I felt — and it was sort of a brakes squealing, glass smashing, horns blaring reaction — it wasn’t logical. Whereas Lisa marrying was perfectly logical. She was still young, considering the fact that she was my mum, and beautiful, considering the fact that

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