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    Ronan Boyle and the Swamp of Certain Death
    Ronan Boyle and the Swamp of Certain Death
    Ronan Boyle and the Swamp of Certain Death
    Audiobook5 hours

    Ronan Boyle and the Swamp of Certain Death

    Written by Thomas Lennon

    Narrated by Thomas Lennon

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    About this audiobook

    You are cordially invited to the greatest show this side of Tir Na Nog:
    Equasos Live!

    The Magnificent Equasos is back and better than ever! still here! Join him for an evening of jokes, leprechaun
    trampling, and of course singing the classics that you know and love, including:

    • “Mister, Don’t You Poop on My Haypile, Please”
    • “(Everybody) Get Funky”
    • “Let’s All Visit Equasos’s Merchandise Table”
    • “(Everybody) Get Funky (Reprise)”
    • “Quit Hornin’ in While I Eat this Leprechaun’s Face”

    And just wait ’til you see the new beefie he got to play the leprechaun. He’s such a hoot! Says his name is Ronan Boyle
    and he’s on a mission to save his captain and clear his parents’ names, which is ridiculous because once you see him
    you’ll know he couldn’t save his way out of a wet paper bag or clear the marker from a dry-erase board. Sweet kid,
    though. Lots of allergies. And he can scream and play dead better than any other gosh-darn wee person I’ve ever seen.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRecorded Books, Inc.
    Release dateMar 17, 2020
    ISBN9781980027454
    Ronan Boyle and the Swamp of Certain Death
    Author

    Thomas Lennon

    Thomas Lennon attended the Tisch School of the Arts, where he cofounded the influential sketch comedy group, The State. He lives in Los Angeles with his wife, actress Jenny Robertson, and their son, Oliver.

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      Hilarious performance by the author (best known as Lieutenant Dangle from Reno 911). This second installment expands the world building from the first book and goes far beyond leprechauns.