As a kid I loved Land of the Lost. As a young adult (well, even now), I loved Nerf Herder's music. So, here are the lyrics of one their more amusing songs - She's a Sleestak.
The whispers in the hall never bother her at all,
Or the laughter from the boys in the gymnasium,
Frauline Mueller is alarmed at the scratches on her arm,
And the German homework is late again,
oh no, She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
The neighbours are concerned about the bruises and the burns,
And the seaweed smell that comes in from the rain,
And there's something wrong with the Johnson's lawn,
Someone says "Honey, have you seen the cats today?"
She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
The whispers in the hall never bother her at all,
Or the laughter from the boys in the gymnasium,
Frauline Mueller is alarmed at the scratches on her arm,
And the German homework is late again,
oh no, She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
The neighbours are concerned about the bruises and the burns,
And the seaweed smell that comes in from the rain,
And there's something wrong with the Johnson's lawn,
Someone says "Honey, have you seen the cats today?"
She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
She's a Sleestak
